Amy Winehouse Proudly Shows Off Her New Fake Boobs

Boing! Boing!
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Last week, Amy Winehouse’s father Mitch was quoted as calling Amy’s newly enlarged breasts “fantastic” and today Amy wants YOU to judge their “fantasticness” for yourselves. Ms. Winehouse made a messy appearance at the Q Awards in the UK last night but it was her behavior after the awards show that really got all the attention. Amy spilled out onto the streets of London and spilled out of her top to put her ample new plastic breasts on very public display … and how!


She’s said to be offering help and guidance to 13-year-old Dionne Bromfield in her role as a godmother. So presumably this is Amy Winehouse’s way of showing the teenage singer how to get yourself noticed. Winehouse wore the skimpiest of cocktail dresses to display her recent breast enlargement when she turned up with Dionne for the Q Awards yesterday. By 8pm, having earlier made a change into a corset top, the singer’s asset had popped entirely out of the ensemble. It was a predictable turn of events, with her clothes seemingly slipping further down her body as the night went on. Thankfully, Dionne had gone home at the point of exposition leaving Amy to disgrace herself in front of her manager and waiting photographers … Winehouse single-handedly brought the Q Awards to a halt in front of stunned guests as she failed to arrive on time for her presenting duties. The troubled star was due to hand over the prize for the most inspirational artist alongside reggae singer Don Letts. But Letts was forced back into his seat while embarrassed host Al Murray frantically tried to fill time and organisers searched for the singer. After several minutes Letts was called back to the stage to present the award to band The Specials with no sign of Winehouse. Midway through The Specials’ acceptance speech, Winehouse finally arrived, picking her way through the audience and clambering on stage – only to be given a furious talking to by an angry Letts.

Ye gods, the woman is a mess … again. Someone needs to ship her back to the isle of St. Lucia where she can seemingly do no harm to herself or anyone else. Why she felt the need to get giant silicone breasts is anyone’s guess … if Amy Winehouse really thinks she is going to be a sex symbol now that she’s got ginormous fake boobs she is crazier than I thought. After the jump, if you dare, check out a few photos of Amy’s ample bosoms busting forth out of her top — beware, the photos are NSFW …

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Amy Winehouse Is A Spitter, Attacks A Schoolchild

And still a trainwreck
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

It’s been a little while since we’ve seen Amy Winehouse here on the blog so I thought we might check in with our fave British trainwreck and see what she is up to. It turns out that she was spotted in Barnet (outside of North London in the UK) confronting an alleged bully who had been harassing her goddaughter Dionne Bromfield … did I mention this alleged bully is a young schoolgirl? It turns out that Amy got so heated when confronting this young girl, she started berating her … and even SPIT on the little girl. Oh Amy … why you so crazy?


I understand that after Amy assaulted this young girl with her screams and her saliva, she started a dust-up with some of her goddaughter’s schoolmates as well … and had to be restrained by a concerned bystander. After she calmed down, Amy then signed autographs and was persuaded to leave the premises. How this woman is still able to walk the streets freely is beyond me but … she’s a pistol, that Amy Winehouse. I suggest that the Southgate School in Barnet get themselves some better security … you never know when Amy might attack again.

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Amy Winehouse Sucks, Regresses To Childhood?

Get this woman back to St. Lucia!!!
Friday, August 7th, 2009

The newly divorced and freshly acquitted Amy Winehouse was spotted making her way out of a nightclub in London, England last night looking very much out sorts and not well at all. Amy was snapped sucking on her thumb as she tried to make it thru the crush of onlookers on her way to her car. Something tells me that she is not really handling life back in the big city very well:


Troubled singer Amy Winehouse appeared to be reverting to childhood as she sucked her thumb on a rare night out in London since her quickie divorce. At 25, she’s two decades too old to partake in thumb-sucking. But given recent events, including closure on her failed marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil and her appearance in court for allegedly attacking a fan, Winehouse looked to be in need of comfort. Dressed casually in dark denim jeans and a navy blue tank top, and with her signature beehive, the singer huddled under an umbrella with the protective arms of her minders surrounding her. She then gingerly crawled into the back of a waiting car with friend Tyler James, a lesser-known English singer. The pair had been drinking at favourite local haunt the Good Mixer pub in Camden, and left at a respectable time of 8pm … The Back To Black star has been looking a lot healthier since her eight-month stay on the island of St Lucia. Her once scabby and red skin has been replaced by a clearer complexion and even the odd freckle. But she is still clearly emotional, and seems to suck her thumb when times are bad.

Yikes! Amy Winehouse is but a shell of a person … the poor woman looks absolutely wrecked. I realize that she had to return to London from her isle paradise on St. Lucia to take care of her biz (ie. the divorce and her assault charge) but I think it’s high time she pack up her stuff and get back to the island as quickly as possible. The crazy London lifestyle seems to be too much for Amy to handle. She may still be a bit of a trainwreck in St. Lucia but at least she looks happier there. Sucking one’s thumb in public like this is not a good sign that she is doing well in London at all :(

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Amy Winehouse & Blake Fielder-Civil Are Finally Granted Divorce

Their 2-year marriage ended in 75 seconds
Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Back in early January, we learned the sad news that married couple Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil were dunzo (on charges that Amy had committed adultery with another man while Blake was rotting in jail on charges that he attempted to pervert justice). Since the couple split, they had been living different lives … Blake in London, Amy in St. Lucia … but today, in a London courtroom, the couple’s marriage was officially ended in a hearing that took all of 75 seconds:


The 2-year marriage of Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil came to a formal end in a functional first floor courtroom in London Thursday. As one of 25 couples seeking to dissolve their marriages, Fielder-Civil, 27, was granted the divorce from Winehouse, 25, in a hearing that lasted all of 75 seconds, as the singer admitted adultery, court papers show. Neither she nor Fielder-Civil were at Court Three of the High Court Family Division in London’s Holborn area to hear District Judge Michael Segal grant the “quickie” divorce. In a question-and-answer format, the court papers show that it was Fielder-Civil who filed for the split. Asked if he finds it “intolerable” to live with Winehouse, he replies, “Yes.” And when asked to “state briefly your reasons for saying that the respondent has committed the adultery alleged,” he answers, “The Respondent confessed the adultery to me in April 2008.” The papers show they have not lived in the same household since that date. In her response, Winehouse is asked if she admitted “the adultery alleged in the petition.” She answers a simple “yes.” She adds that she is not intending to defend the case. The couple married in Miami May 2007. First talk of a divorce surfaced in January, when Fielder-Civil, a music-video producer, signaled he would start proceedings. The singer initially said she would not let it happen. Unless a dispute arises, the divorce will become final in six weeks.

What a sad way to end a marriage. But, in all honesty, a couple like Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil could only expect to end their relationship in abject sadness. Sadness and tragedy have plagued their lives from the very beginning … they were bad for each other when they were dating, they were worse for each other when they were married. Perhaps this ending can be a new beginning for both of them. Amy seems to have cleaned up her act in recent months (well, at the very least she doesn’t look as effed up as she used to look) and Blake, well, we can hope that Blake is getting his life in order after getting out of jail earlier this year. I wish nothing but the best for these tragic figures. It’s a new day, make the best of it.

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Amy Winehouse Returns To The UK, Immediately Starts Crying

The holiday's over
Monday, July 13th, 2009

Amy Winehouse, who has made her home away from home on the beautiful island of St. Lucia in recent months, made a sad return to the UK this weekend. With sad tears in her eyes, Amy emerged from Gatwick airport and made her way back to her London home … lookin’ very sad all the while … behold:


Nobody likes returning to England after a holiday in the sun – but bursting into tears is a bit melodramatic. That’s exactly how Amy Winehouse announced her arrival at Gatwick airport this morning after her eight-month stay on the island of St Lucia. As she was escorted out of the terminal building and into a waiting car, a red-eyed Winehouse, 25, couldn’t contain her emotions at being home. Despite the tears, her spokesperson said: ‘She’s really happy to be back and can’t wait to catch up with family and friends.’ The Back To Black star looked a lot healthier than when she first left for the Caribbean – her once scabby and red skin replaced by a clearer complexion and even the odd freckle. The singer had been staying on the island since Christmas to record her third album. But her wild and drunken behaviour has hardly been music to the ears of the locals – many of whom felt that she had outstayed her welcome. A source said: “She’s been banned from hotels, the bars don’t want her there, and locals see her as a nuisance when she’s drunk. Her friends have all left and gone back home, and her mum and dad couldn’t stay in St Lucia with her as she was acting up too much.” Amy probably thought it was best to come home before she was politely asked to leave the island.

To her credit, Amy looks pretty damn good even with the sad, teary eyes. She got rid of the beehive and looks pretty well put together. While I wouldn’t necessarily discount the reports that she was basically run out of St. Lucia, I think it’s a bit silly to think that anyone was going to ask her to leave. The people of St. Lucia seem pretty chill and accepting. Here’s hoping that Amy doesn’t revert to the dangerous behavior that she tends to engage in when she’s home in London. Just say no, Amy.

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Sudden Storm Forces Amy Winehouse Off The Concert Stage

Mother Nature was not impressed
Saturday, May 9th, 2009

Amy Winehouse, who was due to perform on stage at the Jazz Festival in St. Lucia last night, was forced to cut short her set due to inclement weather. Light rain turned into a heavy storm and her performance was called off … which actually pleased everyone in attendance because, according to a few reports, Amy’s performance was lackluster at best. Here are a few pics of Amy on stage before her set was cut short and some deets about what went down in St. Lucia last night:


Even Mother Nature couldn’t handle Amy Winehouse’s lackluster comeback gig. Heavy rains forced the trouble-ridden British singer to cut short a performance at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival on Friday, her first gig in 2009. “Amy is very disappointed as St. Lucia has been wonderful to her and its people have welcomed her with open arms, but circumstances beyond anyone’s control meant that this special show did not go as planned,” said her spokesman, Chris Goodman. He said the singer and her band “tried to soldier on” despite the storm causing sound and lighting problems. Fans, however, couldn’t have been more pleased, according to the BBC. “What a wasted talent,” said a male concertgoer. “She is on a one-way road to destruction; it’s such a shame.” During the hour-long set, Winehouse forgot lyrics, appeared distracted and inadvertently flashed her underwear before walking off the stage. At one point, the 25-year-old chanteuse even told the audience, “Sorry, I’m bored.” “It was disappointing,” said another fan. “It is very sad to see, but she is obviously not fit to be on stage.” Last week, Winehouse collapsed in the Caribbean and was treated for dehydration at a local hospital.

Ugh. The poor woman is over … at 25, her career is over. While I was sure that her time in St. Lucia was good for her, it really sounds like she either needs a lot more time away from the performance stage or she just needs to pack it all in and try her hand at another career. I’m not sure if she’s qualified to work in another industry but it sounds like singing just ain’t doing it for her anymore. The woman does have talent and she can get her life back in order but it really seems like she isn’t there yet. It’s a good thing she couldn’t perform at Coachella last month. Flopping on stage in St. Lucia is one thing but to do so on a large scale like Coachella would’ve really killed her career. It really sounds like she needs to just … stop.

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Amy Winehouse Is Back On Her Feet

Bounces back from her collapse
Monday, May 4th, 2009

It was recently reported that Amy Winehouse suffered a collapse due to “dehydration” while enjoying her latest extended stay on the Caribbean isle of St. Lucia late last week but, according to other reports, managed to escape hospitalization after her recovery to frolic and play on the beaches once again … it is also be reported that she went straight back to hittin’ the bottle. I used to think that her escape to St. Lucia was a good thing for Amy but has she brought her wild ways with her to the island?


From AFP: Grammy-winning singer Amy Winehouse was taken to hospital during her prolonged holiday in St Lucia after fainting, her spokesman said on Saturday. The 25-year-old “Back to Black” and “Rehab” songstress was kept in for a night for observation after tests showed she was dehydrated. Her publicist Chris Goodman said: “She fainted at home (in St Lucia) and they took her in for observation, mainly to do with her medication to check everything was OK. They told her that she was dehydrated and needed to drink more water.” Winehouse had been “running around” with a group of children before she passed out, he said. The singer has had a well-publicised struggle with drugs, but has appeared to have been in improved health in recent months after turning her back on the London party scene and holing up on the Caribbean island.

From The Sun: EVEN going to hospital doesn’t slow down AMY WINEHOUSE — the singer went straight from her St Lucia sickbed to a bar. After collapsing from “dehydration” at her holiday villa on Thursday, Wino spent a night under observation. But as soon as doctors gave her the all-clear, off she went boozing at the plush Le Sport resort for much of the weekend. The Back To Black singer has her first performance in months later this week at the St Lucia Jazz Festival — and her involvment has sent tickets to an all-time high. Here she is enjoying a beverage with a friend — simply rehydrating her vocal cords, of course.

If Amy is really back to skipping around and practicing her Karate Kid moves as these pictures suggest then her fainting spell was prolly not that big of a deal. The fact that she was hospitalized is telling but, again, if she didn’t end up staying under medical supervision for long then her collapse might not have been anything to worry about. I’m gonna keep hoping that Amy’s move to St. Lucia really is good for her and that her life is somewhat back on track. She always looks so happy when she’s playing on the beaches of St. Lucia … it’d really be a shame if she started self-destructing again. Keep it clean, Amy … we kinda don’t want you to die.

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