Imagine if Game of Thrones‘ Queen Cersei were a contestant on The Bachelor. None of those other women would stand a chance — quite literally because Cersei would probably have them all killed. In any event, here’s a taste of what it would be like. Lena Headey, who so brilliantly portrays the wonderfully awful Cersei Lannister on the hit HBO show, made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday. With Cersei’s trademark goblet of wine in hand, she recited some of the insults flung by the women on The Bachelor. Put-downs like, “I think her boobs are fake, but it’s okay, like you can tell they’re fake” and “I don’t think there’s one girl who’s competition. I think I’m way prettier than everyone else” are said with such withering disdain as only Cersei can deliver them. Please watch the excellence above. This really just makes me want Game of Thrones NOW. There have only been a handful of shows in my life that when a season ends, I go through a complete withdrawal and literally yearn for its return. GoT does that to me. So now I wait for April.
In case you missed it, Britney Spears shared some super sexy videos and the internet is literally going crazy! Do you blame them? We sure don’t. Wait until you see the vids and then you will understand. So does this mean new music from Brit Brit? We’re not sure, but she certainly has some explaining to do. She shared three video sultry teasers on Monday without a word of explanation. In the-black-and-white clips, the bikini-clad singer is seen arching her back and whipping her hair to Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats‘ song “S.O.B.” These vids are proof that Brit is still hot AF.
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Netflix has released a new trailer for season four of House of Cards, and boy is it creepy! In the 30-second clip, we go from thinking Kevin Spacey‘s Frank Underwood and Michael Kelly‘s Doug Stamper are burying a body to realizing that it’s actually a part of his campaign trail for Underwood 2016. Or is it just a cover up? We never really know with these two. While the event may seem innocent enough, the creepy music in the background signals that all is not well in the Underwood administration. Who needs Donald Trump when we’ve got Frank Underwood? We can all admit that Frank is our favorite villainous presidential candidate! But, besides the incredibly creepy vibes, the teaser for the upcoming season of House of Cards doesn’t give us much more. We’ll just have to wait to see what they have in store for us on March 4 on Netflix — and you know it’ll be something great. For now, watch the trailer above. It’s truly groundbreaking.
Are you freakin’ kidding me? Mark and Jay Duplass have done it again. Only this time it’s an HBO cartoon about what animals do when no humans are around, and now you can see the trailer! If you think it sounds like the kids movie, The Secret Life Of Pets, you’re probably right. Although this is called Animals., and it looks just a bit more R rated. So the question you’re all asking: which animal does Mark Duplass play? The Bedbug, DUH! Who else is in the cast? EVERYONE. DUH. I mean, Wanda Sykes, Aziz Ansari, Jon Lovitz, Nick Kroll, Molly Shannon, Jenny Slate, Danny McBride…and so so so many more. I can’t even…I have to breathe. More »
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March 25th is coming for you, hard! Warner Brothers gave us another look at Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice today, and yes, it’s just as grim and dark as you would expect it to be. And has less humor than the previous trailer. But it does have Wonder Woman very carefully putting away her luggage on a Turkish Airlines flight (one of the movie’s sponsors) and I say without any irony, that was my favorite part. Okay, so I did also enjoy Henry Cavill in his Clark Kent get up, but that’s more of an aesthetic thing. First watch the trailer, then let’s chat. More »
Netflix bringeth, and Netflix taketh away. By now we’re all used to the fact that every month things we love and things we hate come and go from Netflix. Although I will say that this February’s latest goodbyes are a bit harder for me, as the streaming service doesn’t seem to be renewing its licensing agreement with the BBC, which means we have to say “goodbye” to all of Doctor Who. Where will I turn now when I need my 10th Doctor fix at 1 AM? YouTube? It’s not all bad news, though. Teen Witch is coming February 1st! More »
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Well, of course Saturday Night Live would poke fun at the current hullabaloo over the 2016 Oscars’ all-white nominees list, the second year in a row there has been a total lack of diversity. In the sketch, nominees like “White Man with a Camera” or “Unseen Voice on the Phone” are the ones being honored instead of their more deserving black co-stars. Oh, and at the very end of the skit, the announcer tells audiences to stay tuned, because the award for “Best Male Director” will be announced shortly. Yep, diversity isn’t the only problem in the Hollywood movie-making machine. Still, laughing about it with SNL is fine with me. I have a feeling I’ll also be laughing when Oscars host Chris Rock takes the stage on February 28. One of the Oscars producers said Rock was rewriting his opening monologue to address the controversy, but Rock’s rep told the Hollywood Reporter on Monday nothing has been finalized. Stay tuned!
For real, this time! Rihanna hinted on Twitter today that her highly-anticipated upcoming album, ANTi, is finally ready. It took long enough! However, we shouldn’t get too excited because we all know that she’s been playing with our heart strings for a couple of months now. The singer shared a selfie on Monday morning captioned, “Listening to Anti.” That could only mean one thing right? It’s ready. Because we all know you can’t listen to an album that does exist. BUT, who knows with her. We’ve been burned too many times to believe the album’s anywhere close to release. More »
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This is also photographic proof that a Friends reunion is actually happening! The cast (minus Matthew Perry) reunited for an incredible picture with The Big Bang Theory stars — and yes it’s as amazing as it sounds. If you’re both a Friends fan and a Big Bang fan then you’re life is complete from here on out. The photo, shared by actors Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco, featured the famous Friends alums, including Jennifer Aniston (Rachel), Courteney Cox (Monica), Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe), David Schwimmer (Ross) and Matt LeBlanc (Joey) all together again! More »