‘Leave Robsten Alone!’ And Other Over-The-Top Reactions To The Kristen Stewart Cheating Scandal

Don’t act like you haven’t been scouring the internet looking for latest on the MADNESS that was yesterday’s Confessions Part III courtesy of Kristen Stewart. Yeah. Usher doesn’t have ish on her. I’m pretty sure there’s nothing worse than having somebody tell the world that they cheated on you. Oh and that they’re really sorry. Oh, and they love you sooo much. Lol, okay. Here’s my own confession: I have “issues” with people “cheating” because I may or may not have been a “cheater” for quite some time until the day I got “cheated on” and since then I’ve been especially hard on “cheaters” mainly to deal with my own emotional “issues” surrounding the “topic.” I used lots of air quotes so you wouldn’t know which part I was being sarcastic about or not. Totally worked, right? There. Now that I’ve gotten that off my chest, let’s deal with this tragedy in the only way I know how to deal with tragedies of this magnitude: humor. Very funny, over-the-top, somewhat frightening reactions to Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders‘s scandal heard ’round the world, inside.
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‘Game Of Thrones’ Actress Lena Headey Files For Divorce

Yes. Another one. Divorce/relationship drama seems to be in the air this summer as Lena Headey (aka Cersei Lannister from HBO‘s Game Of Thrones) recently filed for divorce from her musician husband Peter Loughran. The 38-year old actress (who will star in the forthcoming comic book adaptation Dredd) cited “irreconcilable difference” when she filed the documents last week at the L.A. County Superior Court. Dunzo deets inside.
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Martin Scorsese And Siri Team Up In The New iPhone Ad

Last year he brought us Hugo, and this year he stars in the newest ad for the Apple iPhone 4S. Martin Scorsese can do whatever he wants and whatever he does, I will watch. Inlcuding this ad, over and over for no reason other than that it’s Martin Scorsese and seeing him helps me (sort of) believe that he’s a real person, and not a demigod. This ad renders him totally human– he’s just like me, in a NYC taxi, trying to figure out the fastest way downtown. Oh– and he’s got a meeting at 2 pm. I always have a meeting at 2 pm. Just like Marty… I call him “Marty” sometimes. And apparently, so does Siri. Check out the new ad featuring the greatest director of our time (sorry Wes, sorry Spike, sorry James, sorry Quentin, sorry Woody, sorry Madonna), inside.
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Listen: Lana Del Rey Confirms Her Debut Album ‘Born To Die’ Will Be Re-Released With New Songs

Lana Del Rey invited radio DJ Tim Blackwell from Nova FM in Australia to chat about her first-ever Aussie tour and she managed to share a bit of interesting news along the way. LDR (and her record label, of course) have decided to re-release her debut album Born To Die later this year in a deluxe version that includes up to 7 new songs. Click below to learn more about the NEW version of LDR‘s BTD album that is out this NOV. More »

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First Look: ‘The Munsters’ Reboot Series ‘Mockingbird Lane’ Will Feature A Normal-Looking Family Of Non-Monsters

Back in March we learned that plans were in the works to remake the classic TV series The Munsters into a new TV series called Mockingbird Lane. Today we get out first look at the Munster family in this new series. Unlike the original series which featured fun characters who looked like monsters (Herman Munster looked like Frankenstein, Lily Munster looked like a Vampire, Eddie Munster looked like a Werewolf, etc.) this new series will feature a cast of normal-looking people. Um. Yeah. More »

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Watch: Bravo TV Releases The First Trailer For ‘The Real Housewives Of Miami’ Season 2

The time has come, once again, for Bravo TV to take us back down South to Miami to re-introduce us to the drama lived by The Real Housewives of Miami. After a somewhat lackluster first season, Bravo is hoping to come back with a stronger second season. The new season of Miami dramaz will premiere in September but today we get our first look at what’s to come. Click below to read the press release for season 2 of The Real Housewives of Miami, learn a bit about the 4 new housewives who have joined the cast and check out the trailer for the coming season. Honestly, the trailer isn’t all that exciting … until the very end. Trust me, Housewives fans, you’re gonna wanna watch this one. More »

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Chick-Fil-A Responds To Getting Dumped By The Jim Henson Company By Bold Face LYING To Their Customers

A few days ago I shared that The Jim Henson Company decided to cut ties with Chick-Fil-A because of their flagrant and disgustingly public homophobia. The Henson Company had teamed up with CFA to produce Muppets toys for their childrens meals … instead, Henson decided to pull their toys and donate money instead to GLAAD. So how does CFA choose to respond to this action by The Jim Henson Company? Why, they LIE to their customers. CFA is claiming that the reason they can no longer offer Muppets toys is because of a “safety recall”. Despite the company’s insistence that they are a “Christian company” based on Godly values, they seem to be engaged in the frequent practice of very un-Christianlike behavior. More »

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Watch: Surveillance Video Surfaces That Shows The Jackson Family Imploding Before Our Eyes

Yesterday we saw a photo of Janet Jackson facing off with her brother Jermaine Jackson amid a shizz storm of controversy swirling around the family. At the heart of the matter is the “missing” matriarch Katherine Jackson (even tho she’s not really missing) and in-fighting over the validity of Michael Jackson‘s will. In the middle of all of this drama are MJ‘s children who have been left unattended by Katherine … to the point where the executors of MJ‘s estate went to court today to seek new guardianship for the children. Surveillance video filmed at the Jackson family home seems to show Janet fighting with Paris, a court has ruled that TJ Jackson (who?) is the new guardian for MJ‘s kids and all of us are just trying to make sense of all of this craziness. Read on and let’s try and sort this mess out. More »

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Secret Movie Night

Last night, David and I were invited to a top secret movie screening that I can’t talk about … yet. Because movie studios have embargos on films before they are released, I cannot talk about the movie that I saw … despite the fact that I LOVED it entirely and laughed my ass off profusely. I’ll be sure to share my review as soon as I can, trust me, it’s a movie you’re going to wanna watch. So, yeah, that was pretty much the highlight of my night … not too shabby, actually. More »

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Les News, 072512

  • The cardboard bicycle is awesome. [Buzzfeed]
  • Celebs respond to mean Tweets. [ONTD!]
  • K. Stew and R. Pattz in happier times. [PopSugar]
  • Lady Gaga sued for $10 million bucks for a doll deal gone awry. [GossipCop]
  • Matt Bomer returns to White Collar. [Oh La La]
  • The Life of Pi is coming to the big screen. [Towleroad]
  • Scotland plans to legalize same-sex marriage. [Newser]
  • Paula Dean Demon is scary. [Heavy]
  • Kylie Minogue loves Carly Rae Jepsen. [Idolator]
  • The Killers perform in NYC. [arjanwrites]
  • Sofia Vergara joins the cast of Family Guy. [Starpulse]
  • Eddie Murphy lives. [Global Grind]
  • Jennnifer Lopez celebrates her birthday with toyboy Casper Smart. [LaineyGossip]
  • Matt LeBlanc is 45, Illeana Douglas is 47 and Iman is 57 years old. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
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