Here are a few photos of secret lovebirds Rihanna and Chris Brown feeding their fast food addiction at their fave restaurant Kentucky Fried Chicken. Clearly, the couple didn’t want to be spotted together but it remains unclear whether they were trying to keep their secret loveaffair from being detected or if they were just embarrassed that they got papped at KFC again:

You know what, I ain’t even gonna front … I can appreciate these two’s lurve for KFC … they got the bomb popcorn chicken and those potato wedges? MMM MMM. That’s some good stuff right there. Sometimes I’m in the mood for their mash potatoes and gravy and I dip the popcorn chicken in the gravy … yeah man, that shizz is the bomb. I actually can’t even hate on Chris and Ri Ri for spending so much time at KFC … in fact, I think I know what I’m having for lunch today. Mebbe I’ll see them there.

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So, I finally made it back home, safe and sound, from my recent world travels. I awoke today to a very bright and sunny day … and it’s warm, too! The last time I saw the actual sun was on our last day in Reykjavik, Iceland … cuz it was cloudy and rainy the entire time I was in NYC this week. As much as I miss my boo, I’m glad to be home again in the warm SoCal sun.

I plan on doing as little as possible for as long as I can … but tonight, I think I’m gonna make my way out to a Juliana Hatfield booksigning event at Book Soup here in LA. You may recall that I really enjoyed reading her new book When I Grow Up so I’m curious to hear her talk about it in person tonight. Later on, Darion and I are gonna try and catch a movie so … yeah, it’s really great to be home again.

• Ellen DeGeneres says that marriage has “softened” her.
• Jonathan Adler and Simon Doonan got hitched! Congrats!
• Which supervillians will Spider-Man take on in his new movie (and no, it’s not gonna be Speidi).
• Madonna gets fined.
• The much-anticipated Guns N’ Roses album Chinese Democracy will be sold exclusively at Best Buy stores … but when?
• Leonardo DiCaprio has fond memories of filming Titanic.
• Hilary Duff is 21, Young Jeezy is 31 and Janeane Garofalo is 44 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Ricky Gervais to host the next Academy Awards?

Woot! It is time for the Hot Dude of the Week and now that I’m back in SoCal, it’s time to strip off all the heavy clothing and get back to the beach … well, figuratively, that is. Say hello to Hot Dude Sean who, coincidentally enough, is both at the beach and stripped down to almost nekkidness:

I mean, after the fun yet cold adventures that David and I experienced in Iceland recently, I can totally understand where Sean is coming from … sometimes you just want to get as nekkid as possible and enjoy the sunny warm weather (and it must be said that Sean looks a whole lot better soaking wet than, say, Madonna does). I’m with you Sean, I’m down. Ahh, it’s good to be home again. Enjoy!!!

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Lauren Lo Bosworth wasn’t rollin in Las Vegas, NV all by herself last night, no siree, she was rollin’ with her BFF Lauren LC Conrad (cuz these days where LC goes, Lo goes). But while Lo was bizzy mackin’ on the dudes at TAO nightclub, LC was bizzy downin’ cocktails like there was no tomorrow … which, in Vegas, is pretty much expected. Curiously, LC was spotted rockin’ a new fashion accessory that looks awfully familiar … wherever did we see this sparkly headband before?

Oh, that’s right … it’s EXACTLY THE SAME SPARKLY HEADBAND that Nicole Richie wore during New York Fashion Week earlier this month. Yeah, I can’t really say that I’m a fan of this look but I think the advantage goes to Nicole because A.) she wore it first and better and B.) see A. Who do y’all think rocked the Xmas garland sparkly headband better?

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Lauren Lo Bosworth, Lauren LC Conrad‘s loyal BFF and new #2 on The Hills, made her way out to Las Vegas, NV this weekend to try her luck on the man-front … and it looks like she hit paydirt. After sippin’ down a few cocktails and chatting up the young chap seated next to her (who kinda looks a little bit like Ryan Reynolds but that would be impossible because he was bizzy getting married to Scarlett Johansson in Canada last night) at TAO nightclub inside the Venetian Hotel and Casino, she managed to get the lad to swap spit with her. Lucky her … or lucky him?

It’s unclear if any of this action will make it’s way to air on a future ep of The Hills but by the boozy look on her flushed face, my guess is gonna be no way … which is a shame because Lo never gets any action on the show. It’s always all about LC … LC, LC, LC … when does Lo have her time to shine? Huh? When MTV needs to launch a spin-off show … who do they go with? Not Lo. When the storyline calls for a sad betrayal with one of LC‘s ex-boyfriends, who do they go with? Not Lo. Damn. Give the girl some material she can work with … and some more free booze cuz this shizz is really funny to watch :)

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Last Tuesday we saw pics of Jennifer Aniston chillin’ in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with a mysterious-looking fellow and today we get to see a few more pics of Jen continuing to enjoy her Mexican holiday … only this time, she is manless and bikiniclad … behold:

You gotta admit, she is lookin’ damn good these days. I think it’s actually a good thing for her to chill out on the man sitch for a while and just roll solo. As much as I liked her with John Mayer (pour one out for Mayerston, please) I think it’s great that she is able to enjoy being alone as well. Rest up, Jen … and soak up some of that sun for all of us, too.

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TMZ is reporting that Heather Locklear (who is currently going thru a custody battle for the child she has with Richie Sambora — who has also been busted for DUI) was arrested in the Santa Barbara, CA area last night under the suspicion that she was driving while under the influence … of something:

TMZ has learned Heather Locklear was arrested yesterday on suspicion of driving while impaired. Locklear was pulled over while driving in the Santa Barbara area. Law enforcement officers tell us alcohol was not involved, however they are conducting tests to determine if Locklear was under the influence of drugs. We’re told she was released on her own recognizance, without having to post bail. This could set up a bizarre custody battle given that Locklear and ex hubby Richie Sambora have both been busted for similar charges.

You may recall that Heather voluntarily checked herself into a medical facility in Arizona to treat depression last June … but could she be dealing with substance abuse issues as well? I’m actually pretty floored that the police just let her go on her own recognizance just because she’s a celebrity. It’s really just … mind-boggling that these sorts of things happen in our justice system and no one really bats an eyelash. In any event, I’m sure we’ll know soon enough if she was under the influence of something and whether or not she’ll be punished for this alleged crime. My guess … nothing will ever come of this at all.

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Tina Fey and Amy Poehler opened last night’s ep of Saturday Night Live again as they did a couple of weekends ago (where Fey played Sarah Palin and Poehler played Hillary Clinton). This time, tho, Tina played Palin to Poehler‘s Katie Couric (in a skit that mocked Couric‘s multipart interview with Palin which took place earlier in the week). Here for your viewing enjoyment is last night’s hilarious opening skit in full:

LOLOLOL. Not only was this skit insanely funny (and Fey‘s portrayal of Palin perfect in every way) but is scarily similar to the actual interview between Couric and Palin. Those of you who were able to watch the actual interview on the CBS Evening News know that Tina Fey managed to duplicate Palin’s confused and semi-meaningless answers. I mean, it’s funny but … really still very scary. In any event, I just love it when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler do skits together … they make SNL totally worth watching again :)

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Happy news to report today … People magazine is reporting that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds went and got themselves MARRIED in a “quiet” (ie. supersecret) wedding ceremony in Canada, Ryan‘s home country, last night. You may recall that ScRyan confirmed that they got engaged back in May of this year after they had been dating for about a year. I, for one, am not really surprised that they did the deed in this manner (they always struck me as the sneaky types) so much congrats goes out to the happy couple today:

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds made it official with a quiet wedding this weekend, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. Reynolds’s rep also confirmed that they were married … Johansson, 23, began dating Reynolds, 31, last year shortly after his split from singer Alanis Morissette, who recently expressed well wishes on her ex’s engagement.

Altho light on deets at this point, their secret nuptials went down pretty much the way I anticipated that they would. The couple have been extremely quiet about their relationship from the very beginning. I’m sure we’ll be hearing more info soon … at least, I hope we will … it’d be just like the couple to pull a Beyoncé & Jay-Z by staying completely mum on the topic for months to come. In any event, much love and congrats goes out to the happy couple. Mazel Tov!

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So … you know how I have that theory about how everyone looks better/hotter/sexier when they are wet? Yeah, it turns out that my theory does not hold true in absolutely every case. Here are photos of a very wet-looking Madonna and she looks anything but better/hotter/sexier:

Despite the hours in the gym, rumours of plastic surgery, and strict macrobiotic diet, it seems Madonna is as susceptible to the effects of ageing as anyone else. Leaving her hotel in Paris yesterday the 50-year-old looked gaunt faced and tired, hiding behind the large frames of her black Chanel glasses. With her wet hair clinging lifelessly to her head Madonna was certainly looking her age. Her black outfit and fake fur shaggy cardigan only accentuated the similarities. Of course it is only to be expected if Madonna is feeling a little tired. She has been at the forefront of the music industry for 25 years, and is in the middle of a punishing 50-date world tour. The Material Girl is also well-known for enduring two-hour gym sessions, six days a week at her private £6 million personal gym. And of top of her career and work-out schedule she is also a doting mother of three.

Oh yeah, I think I need to get a new theory. Yipes!!

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Wee … remember those bygone days when the most scandalous thing to occupy Britney Spears‘s day was a trip to Starbucks for a caffeinated drink? Well, it looks like those days are here again … Brit Brit ventured out yesterday in search of a coffee fix and managed to limit herself to picking up just two Starbucks beverages:

Okay … so mebbe it’s a little over-the-top to celebrate something as menial as a trip to Starbucks … but I’m just reminded of those innocent days when this was pretty much all that Britney did. Pre-crazy, pre-Paris Hilton, pre-Kevin Federline … it wasn’t that long ago. Oversized sunglasses and a Starbucks cup firmly in hand was the dress code for all Hollywood “It” Girls … pardon me if I’m feeling a bit nostalgic. Sorry, I’m gonna need a tissue to wipe away my teary eyes … this is a beyootiful sight :)

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