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Jake Gyllenhaal Jogs In Santa Monica, CA

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Halle-freakin’-lujah! Jake Gyllenhaal is back in SoCal (hopefully for good) and back on his regular physical fitness routine. Here are a few pics of Jakey poo as he went out for a nice jog in Santa Monica, CA earlier today doing his best to keep his hotness intact:


Thank you sweet baby Jebus for this, our bounty. Jake has been pretty much OFF THE PLANET for the past half year or so while he was in England filming the Prince of Persia movie. Popping up every once-in-a-while, we’d get to see that Jakey was still alive but he’d usually be in the company of Reese Witherspoon and, well, meh. But now that he has returned to his home here in LA (hopefully for good) we’ll be seeing much more of him out and about … and in various states of undress. Sure, Reese will most likely show up a lot too but the chances of us seeing him out alone will go up exponentially … like these pics today. Le sigh. It’s good to have him back.

[Photo credit: Splash News, X17]

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Cristiano Ronaldo Hits The Pool In Portugal

The soccer star brings his hotness home

When last we saw soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo he was hobbling and lounging about here in SoCal lookin’ extra fried and crispy after soaking up all of the California sun … but these days, the lad has returned to his normal color and to his home town of Funchal in Portugal as he lounged about poolside with his friends and manager Jorge Mendes … behold:


Lord, he looks so much better when he’s not sunburnt to within an inch of his life. Sure, I much prefer when Cris dons the speedos instead of the squarecut shorts but I am not complainin’. You gotta love how the staunchly Catholic Cristiano wouldn’t dream of stripping down to his skivvies without wearing his crucifix … he deffo has a style all his own. Here’s hopin’ Cristiano spends a bit more time on holiday in Funchal … that way, we might be able to see more photos of his hot bod in action.

[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]

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Hot Dude Of The Week: Zach

Weekend Hotness

It is time for our first Hot Dude of the Week for 2009 so without further ado, let’s just get right to it and say hello to Zach:

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Those are some nice, blue eyes Zach. I think this is a nice way to get the Hot Dude of the Weekness off to a great start for ’09. Zach‘s not overdoing it with the gratuitous crotch shots or the over muscled bulk … just plain and simple shirtless hotness. Enjoy!!

[Photo credit: All American Guys]

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Jude Law Invites You Into His Book Club

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem

Jude Law, who has been on holiday with his ex-wife Sadie Frost and his three children Rafferty, Iris and Rudy for the past week or so, was snapped doing a bit of poolside reading at the Copacabana Palace in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil this week lookin’ about as fine as one can look while reading a book sans shirt … check it out:


While I’m happy to see that the luscious Jude’stache is still in full effect, I’m afraid the rest of his facial scruff is taking away from the ‘stache itself. I mean, I realize that he is on holiday and all but … attention must be paid to the Jude’stache — it must be maintained. But I digress … I cannot figure out what book Jude is reading in these photos but, it must be said, he looks pretty sexy reading whatever it is that he’s reading. You gotta love a man that reads, no?

[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]

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Marc Jacobs & Hubby Get Smoochy In St. Bart’s

Cuz everyone on EARTH is in St. Bart's this week

Marc Jacobs and his alleged husband Lorenzo Martone of almost 6 months (the couple were reportedly wed back in July) have joined the cool kids partying in St. Bart’s this week as they were seen canoodling in the water and out on the beach yesterday afternoon … behold:


You gotta love the man-on-man action down in St. Bart’s to wrap up the year. As I watch the snow flurries whip thru the air here in NYC, those sunny beaches down in the Caribbean are lookin’ mighty fine. With a hunk of a hubby like Lorenzo, I don’t blame Marc for gettin’ his freak on whenever the moment feels right.

[Photo credit: X17]

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Jude Law Gets Half-Nekkid In Brazil

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Yesterday we saw photos of Jude Law, ex-wife Sadie Frost, their children and the Jude’stache enjoying a lovely family vacay together in Brazil over the weekend where everyone was lookin’ happy and contented to be spending time with one another in family bliss. Today we get to see more photos of Jude, the Jude’stache and the kids (Iris and Rudy) taking a boat ride in Angra dos Reis and then enjoying a bit of snorkeling along the way. Here are pics of Jude with his youngest son Rudy on the boat:


You will note that Jude is shirtless and lookin’ migh-ty fine in that last pic. After the jump, check out a few photos of Jude snorkeling (kinda) with is daughter Iris … More »

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Prince Harry Gets Half-Nekkid In Mauritius

Woot!

In recent weeks we’ve been seeing a bit of Prince William and his manly new beard but we’ve not been seeing much of the younger Prince Harry. Sure, he’s been spotted in some of the pics with Wills but he’s been relegated to the background … until now. Prince Harry has jetted off with his longtime girlfriend Chelsy Davy (and without his older brother) for a quick trip to the Republic of Mauritius for a little holiday getaway … here are pics of a Harry, wearing only his swim trunks, as he went for a dip yesterday afternoon:


MMMMM … while Prince William is the real Prince Hairy, I think we can refer to Harry as Prince Hottie ;) Tho, he could use a bit of sun to give the lad some color. It’s unclear if the Prince and co. will remain in Mauritius for New Year’s Eve but I suspect they’ll find something interesting to do wherever they go … hopefully, he’ll do it half-nekkid ;)

[Photo credit: Splash News]

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Hot Dude Of The Week: Nick M.

Weekend Hotness

It is that time of the week (and the last time for the year) that we take a moment to pause and reflect upon the Hot Dude of the Week. So … let me be brief (Jockey briefs, to be exact) and present to y’all this week’s hotness Nick M.:

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Plain and simply, Nick M. is a fine specimen of the male form and seems a great way to close out a year of Hot Dudes of the Week. Here’s hoping the coming year is chock full of more hotness and that we’ll have a lot more flesh to gawk at in the coming weeks of 2009. Woot!

[Photo credit: All American Guys]

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Madonna Celebrates The End Of Her ‘Sticky & Sweet’ Tour

What would Jesus do?

Madonna, her Royal Madgesty, celebrated the end of her almost year-long Sticky & Sweet World Tour in São Paulo, Brazil last night at a private soiree held in her honor by art director Giovanni Bianco. According to reports, Maddy — who is photographed below on the arm of her friend and manager Guy Osearywas spied canoodling with Brazilian model Jesus Luz whom, it was previously reported, she met on the set of a photoshoot she did with Steven Klein for W magazine last week. While the couple were not photographed leaving the tour wrap party together, Jesus was spied leaving in a car that followed Madonna to her hotel. HMMMMMMM:


Madonna celebrated her last Sticky & Sweet Tour concert last night in São Paulo at a private party thrown by art director Giovanni Bianco at a club in Pinheiros. She went to the party not only accessorized by her Chanel resort heels, but by 21-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz, who she met during her W magazine photo shoot in Rio last week. According to national tabloids, Madonna made out and danced with Jesus during the three hours she spent at the party. She left the club at 5:30 am, and he left in the car right behind her.


Both cars pulled over at the Hyatt where she is staying. Madonna is now officially a Brazilianizer.

LOL. You know, Madonna really does have a type of guy she lurves, don’t she? Except for her soon-to-be ex-husband, most of her romantic involvements have been with Latin-lookin’ dudes (including A-Rod). If these reports are true, it’s not hard to believe that Maddy would be all in this guy’s biz. He is, after all, supermegahawt. After the jump, check out one of Jesus‘s modeling pics for reference … More »

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Hot Dude Of The Week: Patrick

Weekend Hotness

It’s time again for our weekly dose of Weekend Hotness, y’all! Since it’s pretty much freezing in most of the country (except in some parts — like Florida where David and his family are enjoying the warm sun and surf much to my chagrin cuz I’m off to Detroit where the forecast is for more snow in the coming days), I thought it’d be fun to check in with a Hot Dude who was photographed in warmer climes … unlike the much colder climates that many of us are dealing with these days — say hello to Patrick:

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So, OK, Patrick doesn’t have a head in this pic … but really, you don’t need a head all the time, right? I’m not saying that Patrick has a bad looking head but this photo kinda just cuts to the chase and gets to the nitty-gritty. The golden tan, the blue ocean in the background … le sigh … I really miss summer. We’ve got a few weeks (and months for some) ahead of chilly weather so it’s nice to know that we can look to Hot Dudes like Patrick to remind us of the happier days of yore. Enjoy!!

[Photo credit: All American Guys]

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