I Am Cry-Laughing SO Hard Right Now.
So, we don’t all agree on Kanye West and whether or not he is brilliant (he is), or whether or not he can take a joke (he kind of can’t), but there is no way you’re NOT gonna laugh at this video. Here’s what happened. Right after the Jimmy Kimmel catastrophe, paparazzi decided to hang out at Kanye‘s house (which he’s getting ready to move out of) at four in the friggen morning. Kanye gets home and immediately starts going off on them. Now here’s why I can’t stop laughing. As Yeezy is cussing them out, and complaining about how messed up it is that they’re there at 4 AM, and calling them bloodsucking mosquitos, he’s getting in and out of his Lamborghini… and it is IMPOSSIBLE to feel bad for him. Y’all know I love ‘Ye, but I’m sorry. When I saw him go in his “trunk”– which is NOT in the normal location of a normal trunk– I was just like okay. I can’t. I can’t even feel bad for you because you drive a spaceship (seriously, the car sounds like a spaceship), and you can just fly away at any time. OMG, I’m still laughing. Poor little rich rapper. Sigh.
Now I know the ‘razzis are awful– I mean really. This is awful. But Kanye seriously, seriously needs to get over it and get used to it (or work to change things, as he has said before he wants to), before he makes a really bad mistake. Here’s hoping he gets it together soon.
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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?
So … late yesterday Justin Bieber posted a photo on his official Instagram profile where he shows off an alleged script for the so-called Batman vs. Superman movie that is emblazoned with his name on it (the photo also, incidentally, shows off The Biebs‘s new iPhone 5S — which hasn’t been released yet) prompting many to believe that JB may be suggesting that he is up for a part in the movie (folks are guessing that he may play Robin in the film). It’s impossible to tell from just the photo but the script does look like a real script … tho, Bieber does have the resources to have someone work up a fake script for him. Is Justin Bieber breaking big casting news with this photo … or is he just trolling us all because he can? More »
But Her Album Debuted At Number 1! Woot, Woot!
Bummer news y’all! Remember how I randomly and suddenly fell in love with little Ms. Ariana Grande a few days ago? Well– just to update y’all– yes, I am still into this girl, and hells yes, I am about to cop that new album Yours Truly. However, Ariana won’t be hitting those sweet Baby I notes anytime soon, as the young singer recently hemorrhaged her vocal chord. Poor girl can’t even talk, let alone sing. But the good news is that she’s resting up and appears to be fine. Click inside for more.
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That-Ish-Cray Of The Day
So. Um. There’s this guy named Juicy J, and I absolutely adore him. I mean, what’s not to like about the guy who brought us Bandz A Make Her Dance? However, I have to respectfully disagree with this new movement. A $50,000 scholarship to ‘the best chick that can twerk’?! This was lit’rally what he announced on his Twitter last week, and now the official rules have been released via none other than World Star Hip Hop. I kind of… just… cannot. Peep the video for more… and if any of you enter this contest. Please. Seriously. Don’t talk to me. LMAO! I’m just kidding. You can totally talk to me; it’ll just be awkward for a minute.
P.S. I just saw that some folks are asking for a boycot of the scholarship. To which Juicy J replied, ‘WTF im givin back to the community‘ BWAHAHAHAHaaaa
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Bieber's Okay You Guys. He's Fine.
Justin Bieber has a helluva lot of fans, but one non-Belieber was up in a club with him last night, and ish got real. Now I don’t exactly what happened– like, if this guy heard the new Twerk song JB has with Miley Cyrus and reaallllly wasn’t feelin’ it– but when Bieber left his VIP section at a club in Canada, this dude went in for the attack. Justin‘s fine and the cops were never called in, but it definitely sounded like kind of a big deal. Click inside for more!
Posted under: Justin Bieber
"2 words.... "
So, Kelly Clarkson was among the folks who watched the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards after they aired last night and she was so moved by what she saw that she simply had to share her personal opinion on her official Twitter profile (just like the rest of us). Apparently, Kelly missed watching the show last night but she was able to watch some of the performances this morning online and she was able to boil down her thoughts on what she saw into two words — pitchy strippers. OUCH! Yet, true. Click below to read the full text of Kelly‘s tweets and see if YOU agree with her. More »
Worst. Casting. Ever. Of EPIC Proportions
So … you may have heard by now that actor/directed Ben Affleck has been cast in the iconic role of Batman/Bruce Wayne in the planned upcoming sequel film to Man of Steel, which will feature Superman vs. Batman in the as-yet untitled film that is reportedly meant to launch a new era of superhero films for Warner Bros./DC Comics. IMHO, this is the biggest mistake ever. On the one hand, we have Ben Affleck: lauded and reasonably respected Academy Award winner. On the other hand, we have Ben Affleck: Razzie award-winning star of the flop superhero film Daredevil (not to mention Jersey Girl … AND GIGLI!!!!!!!!!!!). Honestly, because Batman is such an important character to me, I’ve been trying to be as positive as possible about this casting but I simply can’t get there … not yet, if ever :( More »
She Was Spotted With A Guy Who's Also Fresh Outta Rehab
Earlier this week those of us who missed Lindsay Lohan‘s big appearance on Oprah’s Next Chapter got to check out a few excerpts from the interview. Based on what I read, I thought it sounded like Lindsay gave some legitimately honest answers to Oprah‘s questions, but many of you who watched the show felt that she was her typically inauthentic, post-rehab self. A while back, before Lilo even got out of rehab I remember her reportedly saying that she was ready to cut ties with some old, toxic friends, but it looks like she may not be ready to do this after all. Lindsay was recently spotted with Vikram Chatwal, an old buddy who also just got out of court-ordered rehab. Probably not a good look. Click inside for more.
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Cute Ladies, Creepy Simon
Last month Fox released a promo video for the forthcoming third season of The X Factor which features head judge Simon Cowell teamed up with fellow judges Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio. This month, the network releases the first promo poster for the show and … mostly it’s a cute image. For some unknown reason, tho, Cowell‘s face has been Photoshopped to death … and it ain’t a pretty sight. Click below to see the poster in full and see how you think the upcoming new season of The X Factor looks. More »
Posted under: 'The X Factor'