The Viking Calendar says Today's The Day
Soooo, I’m not sure what you’ve got planned for your Saturday today (or your weekend, week or lifetime ahead) but you might want to rethink your schedule. According to the Viking Calendar, we learn today is the day that Ragnarök is supposed to happen. Ragnarök is, essentially, the Norse myth about the end of the world. Essentially, the giant wolf Fenrir, who runs across the sky chasing the sun (which is why the sun circles the earth) will catch up today and devour the sun, signaling the start of Ragnarök … at which point, a giant serpent will come out of the ocean to devour the planet while the gods do battle with one another until everything sinks into the sea leaving only one man and one woman hiding out inside the World Tree Yggdrasil to repopulate the planet. That’s basically what’s supposed to happen today … or tomorrow, I’m not entirely sure. Just figured you’d want the heads up. Need to know more? Read on. More »
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And it's pretty HORRENDOUS
For some unknown and terribly heinous reason, Billy Ray Cyrus has decided to team up with a rapper named Buck 22 for a remake/update/sequel to his 1993 song Achy Breaky Heart. As you can see and hear in the music video above, Billy and Buck are surrounded by scantily clad ladies as they rap/croon new lyrics in this Achy Breaky update. My guess is that Billy Ray, tired of being upstaged by his daughter Miley Cyrus‘s embarrassing music videos, has decided to remind the world that he is the KING of embarrassing music videos so … yeah, this what we get. Check out the music video for Achy Breaky 2 above if you dare (being mindful that it may be a bit NSFW) and then, if you’re feeling more daring, you can click below to watch the music video for the original Achy Breaky Heart. Enjoy? More »
Please, Gods, NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Remember that photo that surfaced a couple of days ago that features popstar Justin Bieber suckling the oversized, silicone-infused breast of a stripper? Well, there’s a possibility that we ain’t seen nothin’ yet. A new report is going around that suggests that an actual Justin Bieber sex tape may come out shortly … which fills me with such dread that I cannot even comprehend what the release of such a video would do to mankind. At this point, this alleged sex tape exists only in rumor … but considering the graphic nature of that nipple sucking photo, is it really so hard to believe that an explicit sex video also exists of Justin Bieber? More »
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Water was thrown, Shizz got Real
Earlier today we learned that a LOT of music heavy-hitters either performed or attended Clive Davis‘s annual Pre-Grammy Gala here in LA last night … and right now we learn that last night’s festivities were NOT without a huge bit of drama. For some unknown reason, Sharon Osbourne got into a HUGE fight with Jonah Hill‘s brother Jordan Feldstein during the dinner portion of the gala last night and things got so explosive that Sharon started throwing food and water (and whatever else was within reach) at Feldstein, causing him to run away from the table (as you may know, Jonah Hill was bizzy in NYC last night hosting Saturday Night Live, so he missed the action here in LA). I mean, it’s no secret that Sharon Osbourne has a bad temper but that she would start throwing shizz at someone at the dinner table at such a huge event is kinda crazy … no? Click below and see photos of Sharon actually throwing water on Jonah‘s brother. More »
Police Couldn't Confiscate Anything Due To Search Warrant Limits
Here’s my thing about sizzurp. Um. It’s a drug. It kills people. RIP Pimp C, and didn’t we almost lose Lil Wayne not too long ago? It honestly makes me sad to hear that another artist is reportedly under the influence of this drug. I’m not even a Justin Bieber fan, but if these reports are true, I seriously hope the people around him who claim to care for him try to do something. Trent reported the other day that sources are claiming the pop star is using drugs– specifically codeine and promethazine AKA sizzurp– on a regular basis. And now we’re learning that cops reportedly found hella, hella drug paraphernalia during that raid. Click inside for more.
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Incites a shizzstorm of controversy on Twitter
Oh man. Remember last month when that small firestorm of controversy erupted when the patriarch of the TV show Duck Dynasty made those offensive comments about gay and Black people? Well, last night One Direction member Liam Payne got himself embroiled in that controversy by tweeting publicly on his official Twitter profile his support for the cast of Duck Dynasty and the “family values [they] still all behold“. As soon as Liam posted the tweet, angry and upset fans fired back messages of confusion, anger and abhorrence that Liam would not only align himself with that kind of thinking but would do so in a very public way. Payne, in turn, seemed shocked that anyone would care … and then he went on the offensive attacking anyone who attacked him for his public stance. Oy. The kid really stepped in it this time and the longer he remains unrepentant, the longer this new bit of controversy will continue. Click below to read Liam‘s original tweet and see how he handled the situation as the controversy unfolded. More »
Then Apologizes for It
Shia LaBeouf appears to be on a campaign to be the douchiest guy on the planet these days judging by the way he is acting out in every way possible. In recent weeks, Shia has been accused of getting caught in the act of plagiarism and not really caring about it … to the point where he as threatened to quit show business (sound familiar?). After a week or so of staying out of trouble, Shia showed up in a London pub causing a bit of a ruckus by headbutting a fellow bar patron with his own head. Almost immediately after, Shia drunkenly apologized for his actions … and naturally, all of it was caught on camera. Watch below, won’t you? More »
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Texas Football For Kids Is ABSOLUTE INSANITY!!!
Madness. Absolute madness. The other night a certain somebody pulled me into the living room and said, “You have to watch this show.” And since that moment, I haven’t been the same. Friday Night Tykes got so much hate on Twitter, it’s not even funny. People are legit calling out “child abuse” and making all kinds of accusations against the coaches on this series, which follows competitive youth football teams in Texas. When I say “competitive” I mean, I watched a coach tell one of the kids (who was maybe 8 or 9) to go ahead and “blow chunks” (AKA vomit, because he was running in 99-degree weather) and get his ass back on the field. True. Friggen. Story. Peep the video above and click inside for a few more of my thoughts on this show. And be warned– if you haven’t seen it, you’re not ready!
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She Has Been Placed In A Medically-Induced Coma
Really sad news to pass along today. Just the other day we saw cast members from the hit Netflix series Orange Is The New Black in a new spread for Elle Magazine, and I got really excited for the new season, which is premiering sometime this year. Many of those cast members woke up to some awful news, as Michelle Hurst (the actress who plays Miss Claudette, an older inmate) has been in a car crash and suffered life-threatening injuries. Click inside for more.
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