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Super Grumpy Justin Bieber LASHES OUT At The Paparazzi Screaming ‘I’ll F*cking Beat The F*ck Out Of You’

Looks like someone needs a nap
Posted by: Trent on March 8, 2013| 32 Comments

Uh oh, it looks like Justin Bieber done lost his mind. As you may know, he has not been having the best time in London this week. First, he suffered thru the WORST BIRTHDAY EVER before he disappointed a bunch of fans by starting a show really super late, then he got fined for the infraction. Then the kid took to Twitter to lash out at his critics. Last night, he supposedly “collapsed” during his most recent concert performance and had to be hospitalized as a result. Earlier today, The Biebs got into a scuffle with the paparazzi and on camera threatened to “fucking beat the fuck out of” a photographer. LOL. I mean, I’m not LOLing at the kid’s frustration (cuz it sounds like he’s reached his limit, the poor lamb) but I am LOLing at the thought of JB beating “the fuck” out of anyone. Ahem. Click below to see photos of JB on the attack, watch video of the entire altercation and read the tweets he posted on his official Twitter profile after the incident went down. More »

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Justin Bieber Fined £300,000 For Starting His London Concert 2 Hours Late

£10,000 per minute for exceeding curfew
Posted by: Trent on March 6, 2013| 9 Comments

Remember that London concert that Justin Bieber started 2 hours late that upset so many people (including many of his heartbroken young fans) earlier this week? Welp, it looks like JB is going to have to pay a hefty price for his extreme tardiness. The Greenwich Council in London has decided to fine The Biebs £10,000 for every minute that he exceeded the concert performance curfew. As a result, JB has been slapped with a £300,000 fine! Yikes! More »

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Justin Bieber Celebrates His 19th Birthday Shirtless, Practically Pantsless

Growing Up Bieber
Posted by: Trent on March 1, 2013| 19 Comments

Justin Bieber is celebrating his 19th birthday today but he got a jump on the festivities last night in London, England. After his last concert performance as an 18 year old, JB rushed back to his hotel sans shirt and with his pants almost around his knees. Either the kid was showing off or he was just really hot and he needed to cool down but either way, fans got a good look at the kind of underwear he likes to wear under all of that swag. After a bit of freshening up, The Biebs got dressed (in a very pretty cardigan, I must admit) and hit the town to celebrate his 19th birthday well into the wee hours of the morning. Click below to see some photos and read some deets about JB‘s 19th birthday night-on-the-town. More »

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Sarah Jessica Parker Gets Photoshopped To DEATH By ‘Harper’s Bazaar’ China

Y-I-K-E-S-!-!-!
Posted by: Trent on February 22, 2013| 11 Comments

Actress Sarah Jessica Parker is featured on the cover of the March issue of Harper’s Bazaar China and while that is reason enough for a celebrity to celebrate, I don’t think SJP is doing much celebrating in this instance. For some unknown reason, the folks at HB China decided to Photoshop the poor woman into a ghastly-looking alien creature. Click below to see the full size image and see what I mean. Can you recognize the SJP we know and love in the photo below? More »

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Watch: A 10-Ton Meteor Strikes Russia, Injures Hundreds, Freaks Out EVERYONE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Posted by: Trent on February 15, 2013| 11 Comments

A reported 10-ton meteor rocked Russia earlier today when it entered our planet’s atmosphere, streaked across the sky and then exploded on impact causing a sonic book that could be heard and felt for miles. As I understand it, the meteor strike has not caused any fatalities (because it landed in the ice-frozen tundra of Siberia) but it is being blamed for anywhere between 400-900 (or more) injuries. Thanks to the constant presence of video cameras, there has been an influx of stunning video which captured the meteor as it flew across the sky — which you can see below. It’s pretty crazy stuff. You’re gonna wanna check it out. More »

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Justin Bieber Shows Jimmy Fallon How He Kisses Girls

Wanna See?
Posted by: Trent on February 6, 2013| 17 Comments

So … Justin Bieber paid a visit to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night (a late night talk show on NBC, which was actually a way to promote his hosting duties on Saturday Night Live this weekend … which is also on NBC) to participate in a little friendly competition with Fallon and he ended up showing the world his kissing technique. Taking up a mannequin head, The Biebs opened wide and made-out with the inanimate lady using his tongue and EVERYTHING! Gross! Or … not … depending on your proclivities. Wanna see Justin Bieber go full on tongue with a fake chick? Click below and get an eyeful. More »

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A New Lohan Is Born! Michael Lohan Has Spawned Again

Dear Lord, Help Us All
Posted by: Trent on January 31, 2013| 5 Comments

Last Summer we learned the horrid news that deadbeat dad Michael Lohan broke the law by defying a restraining order against him to get his then-estranged ex-girlfriend Kate Major pregnant. Apparently the act of putting a baby inside her softened her heart because the couple reconciled shortly thereafter. In October, we learned that Lohan and Major were expecting the birth of a baby boy. Today, we learn that that child was brought forth into the world yesterday. Hark, a new Lohan has been born … Heaven help us all. More »

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Ashton Kutcher Tweets A Creepy Photo Of Him As Steve Jobs

Two Face
Posted by: Trent on January 29, 2013| 7 Comments

Last month we saw the first official photo of Ashton Kutcher in character as the late Apple founder Steve Jobs in the forthcoming biopic film jOBS due out in April. That official photo and the previous on set photos we saw showed Kutcher as the young Jobs. Today we get to check out a new photo that shows us what the actor looks like as middle-aged Jobs. Ashton shared a photo on his official Twitter profile that is a side-by-side comparison of his version of Steve Jobs and Jobs himself … the result is pretty damn creepy. Check it out below. More »

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Watch: Courtney Love Covers ’99 Problems’ By Jay-Z

LOL, C. Love DEFFO has more than 99 Problems
Posted by: Trent on January 28, 2013| 4 Comments

Courtney Love, that wacky rocker lady who seems to have very precise opinions on the lives of other people, took herself to the Sundance Film Festival to perform live in concert and during her set, she decided to bust out her rendition of Jay-Z‘s song 99 Problems. Yes, folks, she did. I’m quite surprised that her cover isn’t as tragic as I thought it might be but … well, why don’t you listen below and judge for yourselves. This version of the song is deffo Courtney Love to the max, no doubt. Click below and take a listen. More »

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Lindsay Lohan Turns Down An Offer To Appear On ‘Dancing With The Stars’

Finally, Some Sense?!
Posted by: Trent on January 22, 2013| 8 Comments

So, Lindsay Lohan may be struggling with some financial difficulties these days but that doesn’t mean that she’s entirely desperate for money … yet. Word has it that Dancing with the Stars offered Lindsay a sizeable sum to appear and compete on the upcoming new season of their show and Lindsay decided NOT to take them up on their offer. While I find it very difficult to believe that Lindsay has better offers coming in, I have to say, I’m a bit surprised that she decided to say no to DWTS. Either the girl still has some pride left OR she’s finally reached a point where she’s making intelligent decisions … I mean, right? More »

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