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It’s taken me a solid two minutes to come up with this sentence alone. I truly do not know what to think, or where to begin, or where to go. This is so weird and maybe disgusting, and probably controversial, but maybe also problematic, or just ridiculous, and maybe even/also hilarious. Please, help me pick one or three of these words to describe Miley Cyrus’s latest Instagram photos in celebration of the Free The Nipple movement.
"They're barely talking", says a source
In September we learned that actress Eva Mendes gave birth to her baby with Ryan Gosling. In November, she revealed the inspiration for their daugther’s name Esmeralda Amada and early this month, she appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to talk a tiny bit about being a new mother. All the while, Ryan has been hard at work on the set of his new movie. Today we are hearing a very troubling rumor that the couple aren’t doing so well in the wake of the birth of their baby because the reportedly estranged couple is “barely talking” to one another. HMMM. Could it be? Could new babydaddy Ryan really be lookin’ to be single again? More »
Posted under: Eva Mendes, Ryan Gosling
30 songs total have leaked (thus far)
OMG … this is so unbelievable that I couldn’t even believe it when I first heard it but now that I have confirmed this news as true, I’m a believer. After 13 unfinished demo songs were leaked online earlier this month, Madonna decided to move up the release of her new album in order to get some of her finished songs in the hands of fans. Last Friday night, Madonna released the first 6 songs from her upcoming album Rebel Heart … and then she gave a few interviews talking about much the theft and leaking of her music has affected her. Today we learn that another 17 demo songs have leaked online as well. I first heard that more Madonna songs had leaked last night but honest, I thought it was a joke. There was surely NO WAY that more Madonna songs would leak now that she put the clamp down on her music. Initially, it was said that only 14 songs had leaked … but I can confirm that, so far, 17 songs have leaked, including Back That Up (Do It) Featuring Pharrell, Iconic, Hold Tight, God Is Love, Veni Vidi Vici, S.E.X. and more. I mean, wow. 30 songs in total have leaked from Madonna‘s Rebel Heart album era — and the album isn’t even due for full release until March! Wow. More »
Posted under: 'Rebel Heart', Madonna
Basically, a rip-off of Mrs. Kanye West's game
If any of you download this app and actually play this game, I’m not saying that I’m going to judge you… but I’m not saying that I’m not going to judge you. Ohhh, Lindsay. Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Lindsay Lohan’s Price of Fame is an attempt to cash in on another game that made a gazillion dollars this year, Kim Kardashian Hollywood. I just watched the trailer or whatever you call these things for the game, and I can’t get over the star-shaped pasties. Like, I can’t. And now I’m forcing you to experience this too, so click inside for more!
"Nothing would give me greater pleasure than like, slitting his throat"
Ugh. Earlier this week we learned that Amanda Bynes narrowly avoided getting a neck tattoo of her alleged fiancé’s name because the tattoo parlor she visited wouldn’t ink her without ID. Today, for the first time, we get to hear audio evidence of Amanda‘s odd behavior. Amanda was recorded by the friends she’s been hanging out with lately and said recording has been released to give us a sense of what she is like these days. In the video embedded above, we can hear Amanda talk about how she wishes she could slit her father’s throat … in a meandering, frantic treatise on why she would like to do so. This audio gives us our first really good understanding of what is going on with Amanda Bynes. TMZ reports that her family wants this audio released so that medical professionals can understand that she needs to be in their care, not roaming the streets of LA. Below is another embedded audio clip that features Amanda Bynes going on a homophobic rant which further illustrates how troubled she really is these days. More »
Posted under: Amanda Bynes, Rick Bynes
At the same event where Gloria Steinem was honored, no less
Seriously? How do you really get an award at the same event where THE GLORIA STEINEM is also receiving an award, and publicly declare yourself to be Not A Feminist? Salma Hayek, come onnnn! You’re doing all of this awesome stuff in the name of women’s equality and you don’t consider yourself to be a feminist? I’m sorry to break it to you but ummm that’s exactly what you are! Click inside for more!
This is a bona fide TRAVESTY
Ugh. For years now, uninspired producers have been mining properties from the past in order to reboot them for a new generation to capitalize from. Books, TV shows and movies from the ’70s, ’80s and ’90s have been retooled and revamped in new modern incarnations, usually in pretty bad ways. Today we learn that the ’80s toy/cartoon Rainbow Brite has been reimagined as a new animated TV series which looks so painfully bad that I cringe even thinking about the horror that YOU will feel when you watch the trailer above. Trust me, I feel your pain … I’ve already watched it and I hate my eyes for what they have seen. This new version of Rainbow Brite is such shit that, except for the fact that actress Molly Ringwald voices the villain, I can’t even think of one positive thing to say about it. But, in order to see that I am not exaggerating, you have to watch the trailer above and see what they have done to Rainbow Brite … then you can cleanse your palette below by watching a FULL episode of the original ’80s cartoon version of Rainbow Brite. More »
Posted under: 'Rainbow Brite'
Party til you puke!
After he partied very hearty with Lily Allen at a nightclub here in LA a few nights ago, Harry Styles of One Direction was spotted on the side of the 101 freeway here in SoCal puking his guts out. It would appear that Harry went real hard the night before and ended paying for it in spades the day after. Now, I know we’ve all been there after night of drinking but I don’t think I’ve ever had to pull over on the side of a freeway to puke out my innards. Ick! More »
Posted under: Harry Styles
Sorry Lambs, this video is REALLY tough to watch :(
Back in August we learned that Mariah Carey, amidst major personal problems, would be touring in Asia in support of her newest album Me. I Am Mariah … The Elusive Chanteuse and in September, we saw photos from her tour rehearsals for The Elusive Chanteuse Show. Over the weekend, Mimi kicked off her tour in Tokyo, Japan and as the video above painfully shows, she suffered a lot of vocal problems throughout her entire performance Saturday night. The video is tough to watch, I have to admit, but if you’re curious, click the embed above to hear Mimi struggle to hit her trademark high notes and have difficultly staying on key … among other problems. Ugh. I love Mariah so much … this is just really hard to watch. I sincerely hope these problems were just a few errant mistakes and not a sign that her tour ahead will be a bona fide disaster. OOF!
In English, Spanish and French
Um. So. Ricky Martin has just released a new single titled Adiós that has been recorded in English, Spanish and English & French and as you can hear for yourself, the song is pretty horrendous in any language. Of the 3 versions, I guess the song sounds best in Spanish … but that is not saying much. I listened to the song a few times and, yeah, I just do not love it at all. Click the embed above to hear Adiós in English and see what you think. Am I being too harsh? You can click below to hear the song in Spanish and French to compare … or further torture yourself. Eek. More »
Posted under: 'Adiós', Ricky Martin