Meet 15 Year-Old Biebs All Over Again
Hmmm… what to say about this footage of Justin Bieber telling a joke about black people and chainsaws? Well, to be honest, I really have no words. As you all know by now, these kind of things rarely surprise or shock me. It’s also important to note (I guess) that TMZ claims they first obtained this footage 4 years ago and decided not to share it. But a British tabloid recently posted it, so the cat’s outta the bag now.
TMZ also says that, “sources connected with Bieber say he is ‘frustrated and sad’ and now wants to address it publicly, which we’re told he will do in the next day.” So, there’s that. Peep the video for more! If you can’t watch now, allow me to transcribe: Why are black people afraid of chainsaws?” [punchline] “Run Nigger, nigger, nigger [to the sound of a chainsaw].
P.S. Pretty sure that’s a grown ass woman laughing in the background and chiming in. Motorcycles? Nice.
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So … 50 Cent was invited by the NY Mets to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at Citi Field in NYC last night ahead of their game against the Pittsburgh Pirates and he proceeded to throw the ABSOLUTELY WORST FIRST PITCH IN THE RECORDED AND UNRECORDED HISTORY OF BASEBALL. I mean, Fitty‘s pitch was so bad that it will likely go down in recorded human history as the worst thing to ever happen … EVER. LOL. Click the video above to see this epically horrrrrrrrible first pitch thrown by 50 Cent and do your best not to fall out of your chair with laughter ;)
In an effort to save a bit of face, Fitty commented on his horrid first pitch on his official Instagram profile, see what he had to say below. More »
McDonald’s is introducing in the US today a new mascot called Happy that looks like the scariest Happy Meal box that you’ve ever seen. With bulging eyes and a gaping mouth, Happy is meant to inspire children to want to eat at McDonald’s … but looks more like it is meant to scare the living bejeezus out of both kids and their parents. If you’re curious to see what this new mascot looks like, you can have a look below … but be warned! The sight of Happy is not for the faint of heart … nor those of you who value a restful, nightmare-free sleep. More »
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The usually flawless Angelina Jolie suffered a pretty embarrassing make-up malfunction at a premiere event for the HBO film The Normal Heart in NYC last night. Angelina, wearing a simple black dress, emerged from her car upon arrival at the event with Brad Pitt by her side with white make-up powder all over her face and chest. Apparently, the powder was invisible to the naked eye and only became visible when camera flashes illuminated her face. Because Angelina always looks so perfect, it’s nice to see that she can make human mistakes. It’s unknown if Jolie had her make-up stylist fired (or killed) because of his fashion faux pas but if anyone can make smeared white powder look good, it’s Angelina Jolie.
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Earlier today surveillance footage from an elevator at the Met Ball last week was released that showed Solange Knowles physically assaulting her brother-in-law Jay Z while Beyoncé stood by, choosing not to get involved. It turns out that the footage we saw earlier was just a clip of the longer, full version of the video … which TMZ has just made available to us. The video above is a full 3 1/2 minutes of Solange going OFF on Jay in that elevator. Alas, this new video has no audio either … and cospiracy theories about what caused the fight are running wild (the hashtag #WhatJayZSaidToSolange is trending on Twitter). What we know for sure is that Solange was PISSED to the point where she had to be restrained for almost the entire duration of that elevator ride to keep her from continuing her physical assault on Jay. Beyoncé, for whatever reason, decided to stay out of the melee as much as possible. She does stand in between her sister and her husband in order to try and calm the situation. At one point, it looks like Solange may be yelling at Bey (at about the 2:25 mark) but because she was in between Jay and Solange, it’s also possible that Solange was just continuing her attack on Jay. Whatever the Hell caused this blow up, it must’ve been HUGE. Considering how private B-Jay is, we may never know what got Solange all riled up. Any guesses?
UPDATE: The hotel where this assault took place is speaking out about how the video was leaked. Read on for the deets … More »
Punching, Kicking ... Solange went HAM on Jay Z
DUUUDE, something went down between Beyoncé‘s sister Solange Knowles and her hubby Jay Z at the Met Ball gala last week that pissed off Solange so bad that she PHYSICALLY attacked Jay while the group was in an elevator. TMZ managed to get their hands on surveillance video from inside an elevator that shows Solange getting into Jay‘s face as soon as the elevator doors close and then shows her punching and kicking him as a bodyguard tries to pull her off him and hold her back. Jay, to his credit, never strikes back and seemingly does his best to restrain himself from Solange‘s attack. Beyoncé, who was also in the elevator at the time of the attack, wisely stays the HELL out of the altercation. There is no information about what may have caused this physical outburst (and it’s a shame there’s no audio) but the video speaks volumes about how Solange feels about her brother-in-law … at least on that night. She was Pissed. Off. Check out the video above and get an eyeful of Solange‘s rage against Jay Z.
Cheaters never win ... for long
Ben Affleck got busted in a Las Vegas casino last night for essentially cheating while playing blackjack. The security team at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino says they spied Affleck counting cards while gambling in their casino and while the practice isn’t illegal, per se, it’s definitely not sanctioned by casinos … particularly because they tend to lose a lot of money to adept card counting players. As a result, Ben Affleck has been BANNED FOR LIFE from gambling at the Hard Rock Casino in Las Vegas, NV. More »
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But her press rep claims overwise
Without question, April 2014 has been actress Naya Rivera‘s worst month ever. First her engagement to Big Sean came to an end, then he allegedly stole shizz from her home. Then we heard that she was fired from Glee (tho, her publicist denies the firing) and today we hear that she has been dropped from her record label Columbia Records (again, her rep denies the dunzoness). Even if these reports of her firing turn out not to be true, it still isn’t a good week for the young actress that she keeps getting plagued with these reports. Ugh. More »
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So, remember yesterday when heard about that Wu-Tang Clan affiliated rapper Andre Johnson who freaked out by cutting off his own penis before jumping out of a two story window? Well, today we learn the very good news that Johnson is now in stable condition at Cedars-Sinai Hospital. But, we also learn the bad news that doctors were unable to reattach Johnson‘s johnson so, very unfortunately for him, he is now penis-less. OY! More »
Earlier today we learned that Naya Rivera and Big Sean decided to call off their engagement after the couple announced that they were getting married back in October of last year. It has been reported that the couple attemped to save their relationship with couples counseling but, obvs, it didn’t work. I wasn’t sure if the couple would be staying together romantically in the wake the end of their engagement and now I know for pretty sure that Naya and Sean are dunzo, for good. Naya accused Sean of stealing Rolex watches from her home in a tweet she posted on her official Twitter profile. The tweet has been deleted but you can click below to see a screenshot of Naya‘s shocking public allegation. More »