I *really* hope she was trying to be unfunny cuz ...
Earlier we saw performance video from Madonna‘s appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon where she performed her classic song Holiday with classroom instruments and her new song Bitch I’m Madonna with everyone/everything AND the kitchen sink. Right now, we get to watch video of Madonna making her stand-up comedy debut on The Tonight Show. In her interview with Jimmy, she revealed that it has always been “a dream” of hers to do stand-up comedy … so Jimmy gave her the stage and she did a stand-up comedy bit. At first, I wasn’t sure if Madonna was purposely being awkward and unfunny for the sake of trying to be funny OR if she was being serious with the terrible “jokes” she told but whatever she was going for, it wasn’t easy to watch. I mean, click the embed above to watch for yourselves and determine first, if she was trying to seriously tell jokes or if she was purposely telling bad jokes in an attempt at humor … and second, if she was successful in being funny no matter what she was going for. Then, click below to watch video of Madonna‘s interview with Jimmy Fallon last night. More »
This is worse than straight-to-video
Remember back in 2012 when we first learned that Nicole Kidman would be playing Princess Grace of Monaco in a biopic film about her life and a few months later we got our first look at Nicole in character as Princess Grace? Well, the movie made the film festival rounds and was supposedly headed for a theatrical release here in the US but … nothing. Today we learn that Grace of Monaco will be released here in the US after all … but not in theaters. Grace of Monaco is headed for debut on Lifetime TV. Ouch. More »
All is NOT Full of Love
Back in January, Björk released her new album Vulnicura which chronicles her unhappy break-up with her ex Matthew Barney. Today we learn that Barney is striking back at Björk with his attempt to get custody of the couple’s daughter Isadora Bjarkardottir. While I’m certain that Matthew‘s attempt to sue Björk for child custody has more to do than with his bitterness over her new album, I’m also certain that the album’s release doesn’t help matters. Barney is alleging that he doesn’t get enough time with his daughter and, so, he wants the court to help him get more custody of his child. Ugh. It’s bad enough when a couple goes through a bitter break-up but when kids get involved in the fight, it’s just the worst thing ever. More »
He also loves to joke about transgender people and "fat chicks"
Yesterday we learned that South African comic Trevor Noah has been selected as the new host of The Daily Show after Jon Stewart retires from the gig later this year. And very soon after Noah‘s casting was reveled, folks started reading his official Twitter profile to learn a bit more about the man … and what was learned is that Trevor Noah likes to make jokes about Jewish people, transgender people and “fat chicks”. I mean, if you go through any comedians Twitter profile, you’re very likely to find at least one offensive thing … but the number of jokes that seem to have angered people does seem inordinate. Click below to read some of Trevor Noah‘s more controversial (?) tweets and see what you think. UPDATE: Comedy Central has issued a formal statement in regards to Noah‘s brand of humor, read it below. More »
And his label is PISSED
This is an odd feeling. I thought I’d be doing backflips in the living room on the day of Kendrick Lamar‘s new album release, but something tells me it wasn’t supposed to go down like this. March 23 was the originally release date for To Pimp A Butterfly, but last night Interscope released a clean version of the album on iTunes a week early. However, the head of Kendrick‘s label Top Dawg Entertainment, has taken to Twitter to let the world know he is furious about the release. Click inside for more.
The video graphically shows the point of impact and reimpact
Back in January we learned that rap mogul Marion Suge Knight was arrested on charges resulting from a fatal hit and run on the set of the NWA biopic Straight Outta Compton that was still in filming production here in Los Angeles. Knight claims that that the hit and run was the result of self defense. Today, graphic video of the full hit and run incident has been released and … yeah … it’s pretty insane to watch. The incident was recorded on surveillance video and altho a bit censored, the video does show the points of impact when the truck Suge Knight was driving struck Cle Bone Sloan and Terry Carter — who ended up dying from his injuries. For the record, Carter‘s family asked that this video be released publicly in order to bolster the case against Suge Knight. You can watch the video in full above and then read a description of what this video shows in more detail. More »
Fireworks to blame?
I don’t want anyone to worry or freak out but the It’s a Small World ride inside Disneyland Resort caught fire last night, likely due to a spark from the nightly fireworks show. Thankfully, the actual ride wasn’t damaged and no one was hurt thanks to the swift action of the Disneyland Fire Department but even still, the sight of flames shooting up into the sky very near a beloved attraction at Disneyland is quite disconcerting. Click below to see video of the fire last night inside Disneyland :( More »
And her apology video only made it worse
Guys. There is actually a teeny bit of vomit in my throat right now. But I’m gonna go ahead and keep writing for now. With my mouth clamped shut. Okay. Michelle Rodriguez has become another celebrity to fall prey to the random, TMZ street interview. I don’t get it. Why do people open up to the TMZ “reporters”?! Don’t you know they are there for one reason—to get you to say something stupid, for which you’ll have to apologize the next day? Well, I watched the video in which Rodriguez scoffed at “minorities” in Hollywood trying to “stealing all the white superhero roles.” She actually seemed kinda drunk to me, and I was hoping that was the case—that she wasn’t serious. I even laughed, because it sounded SO ignorant. Then came the “apology” video… in which she went on to blame “minorities” for being “lazy.” OMG. I flash backed to my interview with Spike Lee (yasss), where he made it very clear that the only problem blacks in Hollywood are having is money—funding for their projects. Of which there is often none, or very little. Anyway, click inside for this ridiculous, embarrassing shit.
Posted under: Michelle Rodriguez
He says the leaked photo was a fake
A couple of weeks back Twitter went crazy over an [allegedly] unretouched photo of supermodel Cindy Crawford. Because Crawford hadn’t made a statement about it, I was a little skeptical. At the very least, I got the sense that it wasn’t an image she wanted out there, and I also thought it was odd that people were championing the photo as some kind of proof of something. I mean, we all should know by now that celebrities and all people of means have access to the best in skincare, plastic surgery, and photoshopping. I’m just not about looking at unretouched photos and saying, “Oh, cool, that makes me feel better.” We should all be feeling good about our bodies, and even though I know that’s not already, always the case, I don’t think the solution is releasing unretouched celebrity photos—especially when said celebrity doesn’t know about it. As a feminist, there’s something that bugs me about that. So I’m not surprised to hear that this story about Crawford‘s photo isn’t over—and now there’s a potential lawsuit coming. Click inside for more.
"It’s hard to believe that any musician would do [this]"
A few days ago we learned that Scarlett Johansson announced the formation of her new band called The Singles with the release of their debut single Candy. Today we learn that ScarJo‘s new band The Singles has been slapped with a cease and desist order by a LA band called The Singles (who originally hail from Detroit). Apparently, the LA band The Singles has been in existence for 16 years and they have released music over the years in record stores, on iTunes and other digital media sites. The Singles have social media accounts on Facebook, Twitter, etc. And yet, Scarlett Johansson, apparently, had no idea that the name The Singles had already been taken by another band. HMMM. More »