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Nicki Minaj’s Wax Figure Now Needs Bodyguards Because Gross People Are Gross

This is probably not funny [anymore].

So, here’s my thing about Nicki Minaj‘s Anaconda wax figure up at Madame Tussauds. First of all, I agree with Azealia BanksNicki is considered by many to be one of the best rappers alive. Anaconda may have been a huge hit, but they could have chosen another pose for her, if say, they’d really thought about her overall impact on rap. My other thing is that gross people are gross. After you’ve seen a bunch of photos online of people putting their hands and tongues all over this wax figure, why would you show up and do the same damn thing? Now wax Nicki is getting bodyguards/bootyguards to keep it from being wax sexually assaulted. Nice work guys! Click inside for more.

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Rebel Wilson Speaks Out Against American Gun Laws

Our American norm continues to confound others

The other day, for the first time ever, Trent posted something on his Facebook page that I immediately took issue with, because I knew there was no way it could be true. It was a small, square-shaped diagram that read 2015: 204 Mass Shootings in 204 Days. I saw that the source was the Washington Post and quickly looked for the article. No way there were 204 mass shootings this year. We’ve only really heard about, like 10 of them! So yeah, I was wrong. And that moment was proof of a certain denial we all have towards this issue, and proof of the fact that mass shootings are so common, we really don’t give all that much of a fuck about them anymore. So here’s another article about another celebrity speaking out against our gun laws and policies in America, even though this new wave of commentary will likely not change anything.

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Instagram Has Unblocked The ‘Curvy’ Hashtag, But Why Was It Blocked To Begin With?

"In the case of #curvy, we don't like putting restrictions around a term that..."

This is a story that I simply have not understood, from beginning to end. Here’s why. About a week ago, a dear friend of mine who shall remain nameless introduced me to the Instagram hashtag #EggplantFriday. UM WHAT. I could not believe that it was allowed on Instagram and, in case you were wondering, yes it’s related to penises. Of the eggplant variety. So if actual porn makes its way onto the photo sharing app, why in the world did Instagram ban the hashtag #curvy recently? Representatives claimed it was because of all the “inappropriate content” that came along with it, but that never made a bit of sense to me, nor does this explanation for why they’ve unblocked the word. Click inside for more.

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Federal Authorities Have Raided The Home Of Subway Spokesman Jared Fogle In A Child Pornography Investigation

Eat Fresh?

Local news affiliate Fox 59 is reporting that the home of Subway spokesman Jared Fogle, the man who famously lost a ton of weight by using a Subway sandwich diet, was raided this morning by federal authorities exercising a search warrant in a child pornography investigation. Earlier this year, an associate of Fogle‘s was found in the possession of child pornography and the belief is that the investigation this morning led to Fogle‘s home. HMMM. Click below to learn all the known deets about this raid on Jared Fogle‘s home and learn more about his proclivities for pornography. More »

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Nick Gordon Has Been Hit With A $10 Million Dollar Lawsuit By Bobbi Kristina’s Conservatorship

TMZ reports that criminal prosecutors will be filing murder charges

We learned yesterday that after doctors explained that Bobbi Kristina Brown‘s comatose condition continues to worsen, the Brown/Houston family decided to take Bobbi Kristina off all medication and put her in hospice care, seemingly resigning themselves to the reality that she doesn’t have long to live. Today we learn that in the wake of the family’s decision to essentially “let her go”, the legal conservatorship for BK has filed at $10 million dollar lawsuit against her boyfriend Nick Gordon claiming that he not only physically and emotionally abused her but that he also stole money from her. And if Nick thought his weepy bullshizz on the Dr. Phil show earlier this year was a low point for him, he ain’t seen nothing yet. TMZ is reporting that criminal prosecutors are coming for Nick with charges that his actions led to Bobbi Kristina‘s accident, which led to her coma, which will eventually lead to her death. It sounds like Nick will be facing murder charges shortly after BK‘s death. Wow. More »

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Rachel Dolezal’s Adopted Brother Speaks Out Against Her

"She just told me, 'I'm going to be considered black. Don't blow my cover."

This is the story that just won’t quit—at least not for a little while. Because some of us are still curious as to WTF possessed Rachel Dolezal to invent a black identity for herself, lying to the whole world for inexplicable reasons, here is an explanation of sorts from her black adopted brother, Ezra (the one in the far left of the photo). Ezra spoke to Buzzfeed News and confirmed that Rachel asked him to help her keep up this lie, stating simply that in Spokane, she was to be considered black. We all have family secrets, but daaammmmn Gina! (#AskRachel where that one’s from.) This is insane. Click inside for more!

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Poor Beyoncé Fans Woke Up Hella Early For Her Disappointing ‘Good Morning America’ Announcement

Also, I take issue with this announcement in general

Ya know, we never talk about how hard it is to be a superfan. It’s draining, it’s exhausting, and there’s just no way to explain to your Mom why there’s a makeshift shrine to DMX on your bedroom floor (true story, circa 1999). So I feel for the Beyhive today, especially since many of them got up at the crack of dawn or something to hear Beyoncé‘s BIG MAJORLY HUGE announcement on Good Morning America, only to be disappointed with maybe the least exciting Beyoncé news ever. Click inside for more!

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Here Is Our First Look At Lifetime’s Unauthorized ‘Full House’ Made-For-TV Movie

WAIT til you see this cast!

SO … Lifetime, the basic cable television network that brought the world the stunning masterpiece The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story last summer, will bring us a new made-for-TV movie titled The Unauthorized Full House Story this summer. And yes, it will tell the unauthorized behind the scenes tale of the making of ’90s TV series Full House. Netflix, as you should be well aware, will be bringing us an authorized Full House sequel series next year titled Fuller House but this August, Lifetime will beat them to the nostalgic punch with this TV movie. Click below to see a couple of promo photos from this unauthorized Full House movie and get your first look at the cast. Believe it, the cast is quite a site to see. More »

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Apparently ‘Real Housewives’ Star Kim Richards Was An Inebriated ‘Mess’ At Her Daughter’s Wedding

Her daughter Brooke is no longer speaking with her

Last month, after the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star got arrested for public intoxication, etc. at the Beverly Hills Hotel, Kim Richards paid a visit to the Dr. Phil show to make some money on the incident before she checked herself in to a rehab treatment facility. This past weekend, Kim checked herself out of rehab early so that she could attend her daughter Brooke Brinson‘s wedding in Mexico. Today we learn the sad news that things at the wedding didn’t go smoothly because at one point, Kim turned into an inebriated “mess” during the nuptials. Her behavior got so bad, TMZ reports, that Kim‘s sober coach quit and her daughter Brooke is no longer speaking to her. Ugh. More »

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Voice Actor Harry Shearer Has Been Let Go From ‘The Simpsons’, The Show Will Go On Without Him

Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, Waylon Smithers, Principal Skinner all in jeopardy

Wow. Last week it was announced that the long running animated series The Simpsons was renewed for a record-breaking 27th and 28th season and it was also announced last week that all of the main voice actors had signed new contracts for the show … except for one. At the time, it wasn’t revealed which voice actor was holding out but today … we know. Harry Shearer, the voice actor who gives life to characters like Montgomery Burns, Ned Flanders, Waylon Smithers and Principal Skinner, has been let go from the show. Both Shearer and Simpsons showrunner Al Jean have confirmed the news that he has been let go from the show … but Jean promises that the characters Shearer voiced will live on … with someone else providing the voices. Ugh. More »

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