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You Can Now Be Lindsay Lohan In The ‘Lindsay Lohan’s Price of Fame’ Game App

Basically, a rip-off of Mrs. Kanye West's game

If any of you download this app and actually play this game, I’m not saying that I’m going to judge you… but I’m not saying that I’m not going to judge you. Ohhh, Lindsay. Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Lindsay Lohan’s Price of Fame is an attempt to cash in on another game that made a gazillion dollars this year, Kim Kardashian Hollywood. I just watched the trailer or whatever you call these things for the game, and I can’t get over the star-shaped pasties. Like, I can’t. And now I’m forcing you to experience this too, so click inside for more!

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Listen: Disturbing Audio Surfaces Of Amanda Bynes Wishing Death On Her Father

"Nothing would give me greater pleasure than like, slitting his throat"
"be like, literally like, this is where I go stupid ..."

Ugh. Earlier this week we learned that Amanda Bynes narrowly avoided getting a neck tattoo of her alleged fiancé’s name because the tattoo parlor she visited wouldn’t ink her without ID. Today, for the first time, we get to hear audio evidence of Amanda‘s odd behavior. Amanda was recorded by the friends she’s been hanging out with lately and said recording has been released to give us a sense of what she is like these days. In the video embedded above, we can hear Amanda talk about how she wishes she could slit her father’s throat … in a meandering, frantic treatise on why she would like to do so. This audio gives us our first really good understanding of what is going on with Amanda Bynes. TMZ reports that her family wants this audio released so that medical professionals can understand that she needs to be in their care, not roaming the streets of LA. Below is another embedded audio clip that features Amanda Bynes going on a homophobic rant which further illustrates how troubled she really is these days. More »

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Salma Hayek Says She’s Not A Feminist, Whilst Getting A Women’s Equality Award

At the same event where Gloria Steinem was honored, no less

Seriously? How do you really get an award at the same event where THE GLORIA STEINEM is also receiving an award, and publicly declare yourself to be Not A Feminist? Salma Hayek, come onnnn! You’re doing all of this awesome stuff in the name of women’s equality and you don’t consider yourself to be a feminist? I’m sorry to break it to you but ummm that’s exactly what you are! Click inside for more!

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Watch/Be Horrified: The ’80s Cartoon ‘Rainbow Brite’ Has Been Rebooted Into A TERRIBLE MESS

This is a bona fide TRAVESTY
WHAT THE SERIOUS F**K IS THIS MESS?!?!?!

Ugh. For years now, uninspired producers have been mining properties from the past in order to reboot them for a new generation to capitalize from. Books, TV shows and movies from the ’70s, ’80s and ’90s have been retooled and revamped in new modern incarnations, usually in pretty bad ways. Today we learn that the ’80s toy/cartoon Rainbow Brite has been reimagined as a new animated TV series which looks so painfully bad that I cringe even thinking about the horror that YOU will feel when you watch the trailer above. Trust me, I feel your pain … I’ve already watched it and I hate my eyes for what they have seen. This new version of Rainbow Brite is such shit that, except for the fact that actress Molly Ringwald voices the villain, I can’t even think of one positive thing to say about it. But, in order to see that I am not exaggerating, you have to watch the trailer above and see what they have done to Rainbow Brite … then you can cleanse your palette below by watching a FULL episode of the original ’80s cartoon version of Rainbow Brite. More »

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Here Is An Animated Gif Of Harry Styles Puking On The Side Of The Freeway

Party til you puke!

After he partied very hearty with Lily Allen at a nightclub here in LA a few nights ago, Harry Styles of One Direction was spotted on the side of the 101 freeway here in SoCal puking his guts out. It would appear that Harry went real hard the night before and ended paying for it in spades the day after. Now, I know we’ve all been there after night of drinking but I don’t think I’ve ever had to pull over on the side of a freeway to puke out my innards. Ick! More »

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Watch/Cringe: Mariah Carey Suffers Painfully Embarrassing Vocal Problems On The Opening Night Of Her New Tour

Sorry Lambs, this video is REALLY tough to watch :(
Yikes!!!

Back in August we learned that Mariah Carey, amidst major personal problems, would be touring in Asia in support of her newest album Me. I Am Mariah … The Elusive Chanteuse and in September, we saw photos from her tour rehearsals for The Elusive Chanteuse Show. Over the weekend, Mimi kicked off her tour in Tokyo, Japan and as the video above painfully shows, she suffered a lot of vocal problems throughout her entire performance Saturday night. The video is tough to watch, I have to admit, but if you’re curious, click the embed above to hear Mimi struggle to hit her trademark high notes and have difficultly staying on key … among other problems. Ugh. I love Mariah so much … this is just really hard to watch. I sincerely hope these problems were just a few errant mistakes and not a sign that her tour ahead will be a bona fide disaster. OOF!

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First Listen: Ricky Martin Releases A New Single Titled ‘Adiós’

In English, Spanish and French
What. Is. This?!

Um. So. Ricky Martin has just released a new single titled Adiós that has been recorded in English, Spanish and English & French and as you can hear for yourself, the song is pretty horrendous in any language. Of the 3 versions, I guess the song sounds best in Spanish … but that is not saying much. I listened to the song a few times and, yeah, I just do not love it at all. Click the embed above to hear Adiós in English and see what you think. Am I being too harsh? You can click below to hear the song in Spanish and French to compare … or further torture yourself. Eek. More »

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Ariana Grande’s Diva Antics Reportedly Caused Her Life Coach To Quit

'She’s rude to her fans. She was so obsessed with her hair...'

Okay, what is the deal with Ariana Grande? I’ve been hearing all of this buzz about her being all diva, all of the time, and I’m starting to wonder if there’s some truth to this stuff. Now, if this story is a true, Grande has to be on some next level stuff—how bad would you have to be for a life coach to just say, “Nope, I can’t even deal“? LMAO. Click inside for more!

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Watch: Kanye West Responds To That Video Of Him Yelling At Those Wheelchair-Bound Concert Goers

"At my concerts, I make sure everybody has as good a time as possible."

So … yesterday we got to see video of Kanye West inadvertently yelling at a couple of wheelchair-bound concert goers in Sydney, Australia and today we get to hear Kanye‘s response to the release and circulation of that video. In case you are unaware, Kanye stopped his concert in Sydney and demanded that every single person in the audience stand up on their feet. He refused to resume the concert until EVERY SINGLE PERSON was standing up. He saw two people sitting down and he kept berating them from the stage until they stood up. He even sent his security detail to go find out why they were still seated after he commanded them to stand and discovered that the people sitting down were doing so because they were in wheelchairs. West performed a show in Brisbane, Aus last night and commented from the stage about the incident … and as you can imagine, he did so in spectacular Kanye West fashion. More »

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Watch: Painfully Awkward Video Emerges Of Kanye West Demanding Two Wheelchair-Bound People Stand Up At His Concert

"STAND UP! STAND UP! STAND UP!"
"This is the longest I've had to wait, it's unbelievable

A few days ago, a story about Kanye West demanding that a pair of wheelchair-bound concert goers stand up during one of his concerts in Sydney, Australia started to make the rounds and, as you can see above, video footage of the incident has finally come to light. As you may have heard, Kanye stopped his concert that night and demanded that every single person in the audience stand up on their feet. He noticed that two people remained seated and he focused on them, demanding that they stand up or he would not continue the concert. It eventually was revealed that the concert goers he was yelling at where confined to their wheelchairs, showing Kanye to be an insensitive ass. The video is really awkward to watch but it does give you a very good understanding for the kind of person Kanye West truly is. Ugh.

In case you missed the original story, you can read about it below. More »

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