Just a few days ago, we were all STUNNED to learn from Kristen Stewart herself that she cheated on her boyfriend Robert Pattinson with 41 year old married director Rupert Sanders. Naturally, Robsten fans have been really devastated by the news. In response to the difficult time that all R. Pattz fans have been having in the wake of this tragic cheating scandal, Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in Hollywood, CA is providing a place where heartbroken fans can find consolation. The museum’s wax statue of Robert Pattinson has been updated with a big broken heart in tribute to the death of Robsten. Click below to see for yourselves, read the official statement released by Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum … and begin to heal. More »
That-Ish-Cray of the Day
A lot of people are pissed about this one. But I kind of have a sense of humor, so I’m not mad. In Manhattan, the Westside Market grocery store created a very special place known as “the man aisle.” You can probably guess what’s over there. Yes; beef jerky, chips, and Dove men’s deodorant and shampoo. All of the things men desperately need, but can never find (apparently) in the store. That-Ish-Cray of the day deets inside.
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Why This Mess?
Back in March we learned that plans were in the works to remake the classic TV series The Munsters into a new TV series called Mockingbird Lane. Today we get out first look at the Munster family in this new series. Unlike the original series which featured fun characters who looked like monsters (Herman Munster looked like Frankenstein, Lily Munster looked like a Vampire, Eddie Munster looked like a Werewolf, etc.) this new series will feature a cast of normal-looking people. Um. Yeah. More »
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Godly Christian Behavior?
A few days ago I shared that The Jim Henson Company decided to cut ties with Chick-Fil-A because of their flagrant and disgustingly public homophobia. The Henson Company had teamed up with CFA to produce Muppets toys for their childrens meals … instead, Henson decided to pull their toys and donate money instead to GLAAD. So how does CFA choose to respond to this action by The Jim Henson Company? Why, they LIE to their customers. CFA is claiming that the reason they can no longer offer Muppets toys is because of a “safety recall”. Despite the company’s insistence that they are a “Christian company” based on Godly values, they seem to be engaged in the frequent practice of very un-Christianlike behavior. More »
Jackson Fighting Jackson
Yesterday we saw a photo of Janet Jackson facing off with her brother Jermaine Jackson amid a shizz storm of controversy swirling around the family. At the heart of the matter is the “missing” matriarch Katherine Jackson (even tho she’s not really missing) and in-fighting over the validity of Michael Jackson‘s will. In the middle of all of this drama are MJ‘s children who have been left unattended by Katherine … to the point where the executors of MJ‘s estate went to court today to seek new guardianship for the children. Surveillance video filmed at the Jackson family home seems to show Janet fighting with Paris, a court has ruled that TJ Jackson (who?) is the new guardian for MJ‘s kids and all of us are just trying to make sense of all of this craziness. Read on and let’s try and sort this mess out. More »
Janet Also Goes Off on Paris Jackson, Too
First we heard that Katherine Jackson, matriarch of the Jackson family, was missing. Then we heard that she is not missing. Now we are hearing about a whole lotta turmoil going on in the Jackson family behind the scenes … turmoil that is actually spilling out into the public eye. Various members of the Jackson family are at odds over whatever is going on that made it seem like Katherine was missing. In the photo below, you can see Janet Jackson arguing with her brother Jermaine Jackson. There is also a report of a confrontation between Janet and Michael Jackson‘s daughter Paris. Things are getting messy amongst the Jacksons, y’all. More »
That-Ish-Cray of the Day
Oh, Pub 500 in Mankato, Minnesota. You are a special, special place. But I won’t judge you, because I don’t know you all like that. All I know is, you have apparently found good reason to install a very special vending machine in your ladies room. The kind of vending machine that I’ve sometimes wished I had in my own home… the kind that will make it really easy for women out on the town to make an informed decision about what precisely they should be ordering at the bar that night: a shot of Jose Cuervo, or a small glass of seltzer water, please. Learn more about the pregnancy test gone mobile in today’s That-Ish-Cray Of The Day.
The end of human civilization is upon us … surely … the end is nigh. Justin Bieber, the manly popstar featured on the current issue of Rolling Stone magazine, has just released the cover artwork for his second book. HIS SECOND BOOK, PEOPLE! Now, not only is Justin Bieber a popstar … but he is an author, two times over. Dear Armageddon, please come soon and put an end to us all. More »
Pullin' a Pee Wee
Comedic character actor Fred Willard, 72, was arrested here in LA last night for lewd conduct. As I understand it, Willard was found with his pants down and reportedly his penis out while watching an adult film in an adult theater. Honestly, this story is more sad than anything else … but it is a pretty big headline today. Click below to read the sordid details from Reuters (no less) about this despairing story. More »
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