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Justin Bieber Releases The Cover Art For His New Book ‘Just Getting Started’

Author! Author!

The end of human civilization is upon us … surely … the end is nigh. Justin Bieber, the manly popstar featured on the current issue of Rolling Stone magazine, has just released the cover artwork for his second book. HIS SECOND BOOK, PEOPLE! Now, not only is Justin Bieber a popstar … but he is an author, two times over. Dear Armageddon, please come soon and put an end to us all. More »

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Actor Fred Willard Caught With His Pants Down In An Adult Theater

Pullin' a Pee Wee

Comedic character actor Fred Willard, 72, was arrested here in LA last night for lewd conduct. As I understand it, Willard was found with his pants down and reportedly his penis out while watching an adult film in an adult theater. Honestly, this story is more sad than anything else … but it is a pretty big headline today. Click below to read the sordid details from Reuters (no less) about this despairing story. More »

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Uma Thurman Takes Her 1 Day Old Baby Out For Pressed Juice

She must've been REALLY thirsty

On Sunday, Uma Thurman gave birth to a baby girl. On Monday, Uma bundled up her hours old baby and ventured out to get some pressed juice. Apparently, Uma is such a fan of the pressed juice offerings at Press + Blend in Woodstock, NY that she can’t go a day without getting her fix. So, despite the fact that she had *just* given birth to a baby the day before, she made her way out to her favorite juice bar to grab a drink. More »

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Watch: When Sarah Silverman Campaigns For Change It’s NSFW

That-Ish-Cray of the Day

We’ve had a few 2012 Presidential campaign-related posts over the last few days, but this one promises to be more ridiculous than that Mitt Romney/Gene Simmons shirt, and more passionate than Beyoncé‘s letter to Michelle Obama. Comedian Sarah Silverman has a proposal to make to one of Romney‘s supporters. And it’s so indecent, it earned her the PITNB That-Ish-Cray Of The Day award. NSFW campaign video inside.
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Michael Lohan Defied A Restraining Order To Get Kate Major Pregnant

RED ALERT! DADDY LOHAN IS SPAWNING AGAIN!!!

Remember back in February when we learned that Michael Lohan was looking for employment at his neighborhood Burger King? Well, now we know why he was in need of a job … he’s going to be a father again. That’s right, it is with great displeasure that I share the happy news that Lohan managed to get his estranged ex-girlfriend Kate Major knocked up. You may recall that Lohan and Major have had a tumultuous relationship in recent years — resulting in her getting a restraining order against him. Clearly the pair were able to overcome the legal restrictions on their relationship in order to procreate. Ugh. Read all the gory deets below. More »

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This Guy Broke Into P. Diddy’s Mansion And Used His Toothbrush

That-Ish-Cray of the Day

And you thought you were obsessed with the celebrity lifestyle? Quamine Taylor may or may not be my newest hero, for he has seriously gone above and beyond in the name of celebrity. And more importantly, I think he just inadvertently knocked Diddy down a peg or two. I’m not one for celebrity-bashing but when you look at Diddy don’t you sometimes think: “Ugh! I hope a strange man named Quamine is totally using your toothbrush right this second!” Peep inside to get the hilarious deets on the story that can only be classified as today’s That-Ish-Cray of the Day.
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Morgan Freeman Says Barack Obama Isn’t Black Enough To Be The First Black US President

"[Obama is] not America's first black president"

Morgan Freeman, who has been doing the media rounds lately in order to promote the theatrical release of the sequel film The Dark Knight Rises, paid a visit to the National Public Radio station for a sit down interview. Over the course of his discussion with Tell Me More host Michel Martin, Freeman started talking about President Barack Obama … and specifically how it is his personal opinion that Obama is not Black enough to be called our country’s first Black president. Because Obama‘s mother is White, Freeman says, Obama cannot be classified as the first Black president of the United States of America. Hmm. More »

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PITNB’s Pinkies Take On The 2012 BET Awards

Your Favorite Awards Show's Favorite Awards Show

Back in May we had a glorious celebration in honor of the MTV Movie Awards with our very first Pinkies, and today we recap last night’s BET Awards in the same fashion. A helluva lot went down between G.O.O.D. Music‘s opening performance, Samuel L. Jackson and Spike Lee‘s pitch-perfect rendition of Negroes In Paris, and the Whitney Houston Tribute to end all Whitney Houston Tributes. Ah, what a night! We’ve got the best vids and a special Pinkie Award for all of these moments and more inside.
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David Beckham Does NOT Make The English Olympic Soccer Team

"Naturally I am very disappointed ..."

Boo! I’ve got some bummer news for all the David Beckham fans out there … we learn today that Becks has NOT been asked to join the English Olympic Soccer Team ;( As you may recall, Becks (as an ambassador for UK sports) was on hand to kick off the festivities for the forthcoming London 2012 Olympic Games last month when the Olympic Torch first arrived in England … but it would appear that that appearance will be the only way David Beckham will participate in the London 2012 Summer Games :( More »

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Jill Zarin Erroneously Thinks Bravo Wants Her Back On ‘The Real Housewives Of New York City’

Bravo Politely Replies, Hell to the NO!

Last September we learned that former castmember Jill Zarin was unceremoniously fired from the Bravo reality TV series The Real Housewives of New York City. At the time, Jill seemed to be OK with her axing (before she got all bitter about it) but today we are hearing otherwise. Apparently, Jill is under the ridiculous impression that Bravo wants her back on the show … but she says she won’t return for less than $1 million dollars (LMAO!!!). Bravo has issued a statement on the matter, stating in no uncertain terms that they do NOT want Jill back on the show — at all. Yikes! Can Jill really be so desperate for press attention that she would embarrass herself like this? More »

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