Latest Car Wreck Upgrades Her Status to "Trainwreck"
Remember back in April when Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI after she allegedly sideswiped a parked police car after a long night of partying at a near by hotel bar (which, subsequently, banned her from returning the following night)? Remember how a month later she was reportedly involved in another hit and run accident? Yeah, well, it would appear that Ms. Bynes is up to her bad habits again. According to a new report, Amanda was ALLEGEDLY involved in another car accident in SoCal this weekend where she rear-ended another car. The passenger of the other car says that Amanda left the scene of the accident without giving up her information or without waiting for the police to arrive. She hit the car then ran … again. More »
Posted under: Amanda Bynes
That-Ish-Cray Of The Day
Yesterday we got to see the over-the-top lavishness that is Beyoncé, Jay-Z, and Blue Ivy‘s new rental house in the Hamptons. We thought they had everything in that monstrosity but, my friends, they don’t have this. And this ish cray. Elite Home Theatre Seating is a company I truly hope to one day have a reason to contact. They work with designers who create ridiculously fancy seats for the home theatres that, you know, regular every-day people have. Except now they’ve taken their fancy-schmancyness to a whole ‘nother level, and pimped out one of their designs to look like the bat cave from The Dark Knight trilogy. It’s sick and amazing and 2 million dollars, and my only consolation for not being able to [currently] afford this is that Jay-Z and Beyoncé don’t have one either. So there. Check out the sexiest, family-oriented lair ever, inside.
He Calls Her a "C*nt" and a "F*cking Stripper"
Back in March I took issue with comments by Elton John where he opened up about “bullying” he experienced as a gay man even tho he and his husband David Furnish seem to have no problem bullying other people. Earlier this year, Elton and David got into a disgusting public display of bullying when they attacked Madonna for winning the Best Song award at the Golden Globes (Elton, who was also nominated, lost the award to Madonna). Now, just 5 months after Elton shared with the world his sad tale of being bullied, he is at it again with his vicious attacks against Madonna (his attack begins around the 7:30 mark). I warn you, the video about features strong language that is NSFW. If you do not want to watch the video, you can click below to read what sort of really nasty things Elton John has to say now about Madonna. More »
The Dark Knight Reborn
OK … so The Dark Knight Rises is STILL in movie theaters but today we are hearing that plans are in the works to reboot the Batman film franchise in just a few short years. While this may sound grossly unnecessary on the surface, a rebooted Batman series is actually a good idea … and let me tell you why. For years, Warner Bros. and DC Comics have been trying to find a way to bring the superhero group The Justice League to the big screen. After the huge success of Marvel Comics bringing their superhero group The Avengers to the silver screen, it makes sense that DC is now anxious to get the ball rolling. Christopher Nolan has said that he is done making Batman films … but Batman is one of the key members of The Justice League. In order for WB and DC to move forward with a Justice League movie, they need a new Batman … which is where the reboot comes in. More »
Posted under: Batman / Bruce Wayne
Ready for the 'Sexy Party'?
Nadya Suleman, the so-called Octomom, tried her hand at fame and fortune by birthing a bunch of babies all at the same time. When that didn’t work, she resorted to a carrer in porn. Shortly there after, she tried stripping. SO NATURALLY the next step on the Octomom career track is music! Horror of horrors, Suleman has teamed up with a realty TV star named Adam Barta (yeah, I have no idea who he is) on a single titled Sexy Party. And get this … the song and single cover art has been inspired by Madonna. Will the blasphemies never end?! More »
Run, Don't Walk!
Okay, this is it. This is the last post I will write on 50 Shades Of Grey without having read the actual book. LOL. I finally have the book up in the next tab over and I’ve officially read the first page and a half. No comment yet… Okay, one comment: I absolutely don’t hate it. Although I think I’ve been much influenced by this video of Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis reading an excerpt in their impromptu, faux audition for the 50 Shades Of Grey movie. It was so freaking hilarious and I don’t even get the joke entirely. So I’m reading it today/now, if only so that I may watch this video and enjoy it all-the-more tomorrow.
But the very best part of the clip is that The Stir posted it, and then linked another video of Pro Baseball Players reading the book. Which got me thinking, I should probably find as many videos as possible of other men reading it. And by other men I mean Gilbert Gottfried. Checkie out inside. And… you’re welcome.
Just a few days ago, we were all STUNNED to learn from Kristen Stewart herself that she cheated on her boyfriend Robert Pattinson with 41 year old married director Rupert Sanders. Naturally, Robsten fans have been really devastated by the news. In response to the difficult time that all R. Pattz fans have been having in the wake of this tragic cheating scandal, Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in Hollywood, CA is providing a place where heartbroken fans can find consolation. The museum’s wax statue of Robert Pattinson has been updated with a big broken heart in tribute to the death of Robsten. Click below to see for yourselves, read the official statement released by Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum … and begin to heal. More »
That-Ish-Cray of the Day
A lot of people are pissed about this one. But I kind of have a sense of humor, so I’m not mad. In Manhattan, the Westside Market grocery store created a very special place known as “the man aisle.” You can probably guess what’s over there. Yes; beef jerky, chips, and Dove men’s deodorant and shampoo. All of the things men desperately need, but can never find (apparently) in the store. That-Ish-Cray of the day deets inside.
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Why This Mess?
Back in March we learned that plans were in the works to remake the classic TV series The Munsters into a new TV series called Mockingbird Lane. Today we get out first look at the Munster family in this new series. Unlike the original series which featured fun characters who looked like monsters (Herman Munster looked like Frankenstein, Lily Munster looked like a Vampire, Eddie Munster looked like a Werewolf, etc.) this new series will feature a cast of normal-looking people. Um. Yeah. More »
Posted under: 'Mockingbird Lane'