Here it is y’all! Here it is! Geez, this is almost as exciting as waiting for the first Justin Bieber mug shot! The first post-arrest statement, in which the artist refuses to apologize for his behavior but, rather, compares himself to a legendary, deceased, iconic figure like Michael Jackson, Elvis, or Jesus Christ. Well, Justin Bieber has chosen the late, great MJ to explain to you exactly what happened the other night. See– you all think he was arrested for being drunk, high on prescription meds and weed, and behind the wheel of a car. But that’s not what happened at all. Click inside to find out the truth about Justin Bieber‘s current situation.
“That baby is ugly"
Comedienne Joan Rivers has made a career out of making tasteless jokes at the expense of others to the point that nothing really seems to shock me anymore whenever she launches one of her comedic attacks on someone else. But this weekend, Rivers may have gone too far … even by her standards. During a stand up routine at the Saban Theater last Friday night, Joan started making fun of Kanye West‘s infant daughter North West. Inspired, I think, by the new photos of North that were broadcast on the Ellen DeGeneres Show last week, Rivers proceeded to call the baby “ugly” and proclaimed that she is in “desperate need of waxing” (which, I assume, was inspired by the contention a few weeks ago that North West‘s mother may have waxed the baby’s eyebrows). I mean, I get that comics make fun of people and routinely make jokes more tasteless than this all the time … but a grown woman calling an infant baby “ugly” has to be the most un-funny thing I can think of. More »
Posted under: Joan Rivers, North West
Residents are P.O.ed
Over the weekend we learned that popstar Justin Bieber escaped his legal woes in Los Angeles to hide out on a skiing trip in Colorado with some of his friends. Before he returned home from his trip, tho, he left a little momento for the fine people of Snowmass, CO to remember him by. According to TMZ, Bieber hopped out of the SUV he was riding in to relieve himself and urinate on the property of a residential home in the area. As you can see in the photo below, The Biebs urinated his initials into the snow before he hopped back into his car and drove off. Considering this is a young man who has previously pissed into a mop bucket found in a restaurant kitchen, spit in the face of a DJ and allegedly egged the house of a neighbor, this childish snow-peeing incident should really come as no big surprise. More »
Posted under: Justin Bieber
Radar Online says the texts are REAL, TMZ says they are FAKE
Despite Justin Bieber‘s attempt to escape his personal/legal woes by getting out of town to enjoy a bit of skiing with his friends, it looks like controversy continues to rain down on The Biebs. Earlier today we learned that police found lots of drug paraphernalia when they raided his home last week and right now we learn that explicit texts and photos from JB have made their way online. To be clear, TMZ reported a few days ago that these alleged texts and photos from Justin Bieber have been FAKED but Radar Online has moved forward with their contention that the explicit texts and photos are genuine. They claim to have verified their validity. SO, read on to see what theses texts contain and see what you believe is real or fake. More »
Incites a shizzstorm of controversy on Twitter
Oh man. Remember last month when that small firestorm of controversy erupted when the patriarch of the TV show Duck Dynasty made those offensive comments about gay and Black people? Well, last night One Direction member Liam Payne got himself embroiled in that controversy by tweeting publicly on his official Twitter profile his support for the cast of Duck Dynasty and the “family values [they] still all behold“. As soon as Liam posted the tweet, angry and upset fans fired back messages of confusion, anger and abhorrence that Liam would not only align himself with that kind of thinking but would do so in a very public way. Payne, in turn, seemed shocked that anyone would care … and then he went on the offensive attacking anyone who attacked him for his public stance. Oy. The kid really stepped in it this time and the longer he remains unrepentant, the longer this new bit of controversy will continue. Click below to read Liam‘s original tweet and see how he handled the situation as the controversy unfolded. More »
More Shady Biz from Bey?
Remember earlier this month when that OLD Destiny’s Child video surfaced and started making its way around social media that seemed to show Beyoncé throwing massive amounts of shade at Kelly Rowland when Kelly declared herself as the “second lead vocalist of the group”? Yeah, well, it would appear that Bey isn’t done heaping her shady biz on poor Miss Kelly. For Throwback Thursday this week, Kelly posted a photo on her official Instagram profile that features Kelly, Beyoncé and the late Aaliyah (in honor of Aaliyah‘s birthday). A few hours after Kelly posted the photo, Beyoncé posted the very same photo on her official Instagram profile … except Bey decided to cut Kelly out of the photo. Dang. More »
Then Apologizes for It
Shia LaBeouf appears to be on a campaign to be the douchiest guy on the planet these days judging by the way he is acting out in every way possible. In recent weeks, Shia has been accused of getting caught in the act of plagiarism and not really caring about it … to the point where he as threatened to quit show business (sound familiar?). After a week or so of staying out of trouble, Shia showed up in a London pub causing a bit of a ruckus by headbutting a fellow bar patron with his own head. Almost immediately after, Shia drunkenly apologized for his actions … and naturally, all of it was caught on camera. Watch below, won’t you? More »
Posted under: Shia LaBeouf
Texas Football For Kids Is ABSOLUTE INSANITY!!!
Madness. Absolute madness. The other night a certain somebody pulled me into the living room and said, “You have to watch this show.” And since that moment, I haven’t been the same. Friday Night Tykes got so much hate on Twitter, it’s not even funny. People are legit calling out “child abuse” and making all kinds of accusations against the coaches on this series, which follows competitive youth football teams in Texas. When I say “competitive” I mean, I watched a coach tell one of the kids (who was maybe 8 or 9) to go ahead and “blow chunks” (AKA vomit, because he was running in 99-degree weather) and get his ass back on the field. True. Friggen. Story. Peep the video above and click inside for a few more of my thoughts on this show. And be warned– if you haven’t seen it, you’re not ready!
Posted under: 'Friday Night Tykes'
Ok, are you ready to get a dose of That-Ish-Cray of the Century? Cuz, I got a doozy of a story for you. It turns out that a group of anonymous people have created a religion that is based on rapper Kanye West. Yes, folks, this is for real. This new religion is called Yeezianity and it is based on the belief that Kanye is a “divine being”. The Church of Yeezus even has 5 Pillars of belief. Altho the religion is merely theoretical in its current state, the religion’s creators are working toward making it a more organized religion. I … uh … I am so at a loss of words right now. More »
Posted under: Kanye West, Yeezianity
This time for vandalism
In the wake of a police raid on Justin Bieber‘s home early yesterday, JB‘s BFF Lil Za (real name Xavier Smith) was arrested for drug possession during the police search of Bieber‘s home. At the time, it was reported that Za got busted in possession of cocaine but today we are hearing that it’s likely the drug he was holding was not cocaine but may have been powdered MDMA and Xanax. That’s the good news. The bad news for Lil Za is that the moron got arrested for a second time while he was in police custody yesterday afternoon. Apparently, just before he was due to be released on bail, Za smashed a telephone where he was being held and got his ass busted for the second time in the same day, this time for vandalism. SMH. More »