"My healthy, voluptuous, strong body is having some time off"
Ugh, this is my least favorite story online right now. When I think of the body on P!nk, and how amazing she has always looked and continues to look—and how that shouldn’t even matter BECAUSE SHE’S A F-CKING SINGER AND A PERFORMER—I get sick to my stomach thinking of all the people who took to Twitter to actually try to fat-shame her. WTF? P!nk?! She was attending a cancer benefit and people legitimately went crazy on Twitter because that’s what crazy people do. But if you know anything about P!nk, you know she shut ‘em down. Click inside for more!
Right now I’m having one of those “How long has this been on the internet and why haven’t I heard about it yet?” moments. Anne Hathaway lip synced the baby bejeezus out of Miley Cyrus‘ Wrecking Ball on SPIKE TV’s Lip Sync Battle show, and I must not have been on Facebook… or Twitter… or even alive when it first happened. It is beyond epic. And the only bad part is that it was so disgustingly good and amazing, that it completely eclipsed Emily Blunt‘s Piece of my Heart rendition. Both need to be seen, experienced, and relived over and over again. Click inside for more!
This evidence is HELLA damaging
If you watched Empire‘s explosive debut season, there’s a 75% chance that picked a character to be in a pretend relationship with. My pick was Derek Luke AKA Malcolm AKA Antwon Fisher. OMG. Yes. Things got very serious for us towards the end there. And then there’s the adorable Bryshere Gray who plays Hakeem. I suspect a lot of young hearts are about to be broken, because it looks like he might be totally, possibly boo’d up. Click inside for more!
PLEASE MAKE THIS STOP, SOMEONE
Less than week after we learned that Disney is planning to make a live-action version of Winnie the Pooh we learn today that they are also setting their live-action movie sights on the story of Pinocchio. I mean, seriously, all of these plans for live-action movies are just annoying at this point. But, perhaps, Disney is really planning to make live-action versions of all of their animated movies … so we better get used to it. According to Deadline, this new live version of Pinocchio will be based more on the darker original story, authored by Carlo Collodi, rather than the Disney animated film from 1940. I’m honestly so over hearing about live-action adaptations of Disney movies at this point that I can’t even be bothered to get all up in arms. More »
Posted under: 'Pinocchio'
Worst. News. Ever./Congrats to the Happy Couple!
Have any of you ever wondered about your celebrity crush, and whether or not he/she is single? But instead of just giving it a quick Google, you decide that you physically and emotionally cannot handle the truth—you’d rather live in darkness and ignorance, and just idly hope that they are single, rather than get confirmation that they’re in some sort of amazing relationship with a lovely person they’ve known and loved since they were a teen? So yeah, I’ve been doing that since Kendrick Lamar first came on the scene, and I’ve been dreading the day this news came out. Not only does he (SOB) have a girlfriend, but they’ve also (SOB) been together since the beginning of time, and (SOOOOOOOOoooooobbbbb) they are now engaged and very happy. Click inside for more. Or whatever.
Please, make it stop already
Just a few days ago we learned that Disney announced plans to adapt the 1998 animated film Mulan into a live-action film and, as you may recall, I lamented the fact that the animated movies into live-action movies trend was starting to get out of hand (in the wake of the release or future release of Maleficent, Cinderella, Dumbo and Beauty and the Beast). Today we learn that Disney is ALSO planning to make a live-action version of their animated Winnie the Pooh movies … because, OMG they just can’t stop!! I’m guessing they held off on announcing this live-action Pooh movie until today because it would’ve been interpreted as a joke had the news been announced yesterday on April Fool’s Day. I mean, really Disney? Another live-action animated movie? More »
He has already been pulled over 3 times in 2 months
I think everyone will agree that getting pulled over by the cops really sucks. There aren’t very man things in this life that are as depressing as seeing those red and blue flashing lights in your rearview mirror. So you can imagine how much it must really suck to be Chris Rock, who has been pulled over by police 3 times in the past 2 months. Rock has been taking and posting photos of himself every time he’s been pulled over and sharing them on his official Instagram profile (one time he got “pulled over”, he wasn’t even driving). Now, it’s possible that Chris Rock is just a really bad driver and that is why he keeps getting pulled over. But, I think the point he is trying to make with this little exercise is that as a Black man, he feels he is getting much more attention from the police than should be warranted. More »
Posted under: Chris Rock
He also loves to joke about transgender people and "fat chicks"
Yesterday we learned that South African comic Trevor Noah has been selected as the new host of The Daily Show after Jon Stewart retires from the gig later this year. And very soon after Noah‘s casting was reveled, folks started reading his official Twitter profile to learn a bit more about the man … and what was learned is that Trevor Noah likes to make jokes about Jewish people, transgender people and “fat chicks”. I mean, if you go through any comedians Twitter profile, you’re very likely to find at least one offensive thing … but the number of jokes that seem to have angered people does seem inordinate. Click below to read some of Trevor Noah‘s more controversial (?) tweets and see what you think. UPDATE: Comedy Central has issued a formal statement in regards to Noah‘s brand of humor, read it below. More »
Just what is going on here, Mimi?
So, uh, it’s been some time since Mariah Carey and ex-hubby Nick Cannon went their separate ways so it is about time that Mimi started dating someone new. And according to TMZ, that someone new is none-other than Mimi‘s director friend Brett Ratner. Rumor has it that the two have been pretty inseparable lately, openly flaunting their affection for one another … but does this mean that they are seriously looking to couple up? Thus far, we only have the photo below of Mariah and Brett cozying up together on a lounge chair on a yacht in St. Bart’s but if this rumor turns out to be true, we might be witnessing the birth of Mimi‘s next romantic relationship. HMMM. More »