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Alec Baldwin Quits At Life And Writes A Really REALLY Long Goodbye Letter To The World

"It’s good-bye to public life ... I’m done with it."

In recent months, Alec Baldwin has been having difficulties with his public life. A string of physical altercations with the paparazzi have been heightened in the public consciousness by a string of offensive comments on his part about gays (which led to his firing from MSNBC) and as a result, Alec now feels that he can no longer move forward as a public figure. In a very long, kind of meandering yet detailed treatise chronicled in the new issue of New York magazine, Baldwin explains to the world that he has decided to say goodbye to public life and retire into a private life outside of the public eye … or, at least, that’s what he is saying right now. It’s entirely possible that Alec will change his mind at some point in the future (maybe weeks from now, maybe months from now) and he will say, Just kidding, I want to stay famous but for now … he’s out. Click below to read excerpts from Baldwin‘s LOOOOOONG ass letter and bid adieu to the paparazzi ass-kicking hothead who seemingly loves to complain about as much as he apparently likes to write about his complaints in an overly dramatic way (like writing goodbye letters in major national magazines). More »

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Miley Cyrus Puts A Fan’s Thong In Her Mouth On The ‘BANGERZ’ Tour

So GROSS!!!

Miley Cyrus has only been on tour for a few days and we’ve already seen quite a bit of tongue wagging, booty wagging, crotch rubbing AND faux fellatio to last anyone a lifetime … but today, LORD, we see that Miley has really outdone herself. During her concert stop in Tacoma, WA, Miley thought it would be a good idea to put a thong IN HER MOUTH after a fan threw it to her on stage. As I understand it, fans have been throwing lots of various items to Miley while she is on stage (including marijuana joints, for example) and it’s pretty common for fans to throw their underwear on stage at concerts … but for Miley to put a pair of those underwear in her mouth, yeah, that is effing nasty! More »

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Miley Cyrus Performs Faux Fellatio On A Faux Bill Clinton On Stage

It looks like the 'BANGERZ' Tour really 'Blows'

Over the weekend we got to see a few photos from the opening night of Miley Cyrus‘s BANGERZ Tour which kicked off in Vancouver, British Columbia Friday night. Today we get to see a few more photos from Miley‘s show that are … interesting, to say the least. It’s very obvious that Miley has been very happy to celebrate her sexuality in her music videos, in her photoshoots and in her music. As you can see below, it’s also very obvious that Miley is happy to put her sexual celebration on display on the concert stage as well. During her set-closing performance of Party in the USA, Miley simulates fellatio on one of her Bill Clinton mask-wearing back-up dancers … which, I think, is meant to be an artistic commentary on President Clinton‘s infamous affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. I mean, right? Miley‘s making a political statement here and nothing more … right? More »

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Drake Is Pissed Off That ‘Rolling Stone’ Gave His Magazine Cover To The Late Philip Seymour Hoffman

"[T]he press is evil"

Drake is really, really angry at Rolling Stone magazine and he wants the world to know it. In a series of tweets posted on his official Twitter profile, Drake goes off on a rant against RS magazine because he feels that the magazine did him wrong in this month’s issue. Drake makes it clear that he was promised the cover of the magazine and is really angry that the cover was taken away from him because Rolling Stone chose, instead, to feature the late Philip Seymour Hoffman on this month’s cover. He is also very angry about comments he apparently made to RS about Kanye West and his latest album Yeezus that were meant to be off the record but have been published in the magazine. Yeah, Drake is really pissed off. Read his rant below. More »

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Shia LaBeouf Is Sorry And He Wants YOU To Let Him Show You How Sorry He Is

#IAMSORRY

Earlier this week we learned that actor Shia LaBeouf caused a scene at the Berlin premiere of his new film Nymphomaniac when he walked the red carpet with a paper bag over his head that read I Am No Longer Famous. Today we learn that Shia is “sorry” for, well, everything and he wants the world to know that he is sorry. Shia has set up an performance art installation here in LA titled #IAMSORRY where he is making himself available to the public until February 16 from the hours of 11AM – 6PM. Individual people are allowed entry into the Cohen Gallery, one at a time, and are met with Shia sitting behind a desk. Sound familiar? It should because this kind of performance art has been done before and by better artists. But, I digress. Click below to see the press release announcement that was sent out at the launch of this project yesterday and see a couple photos that were snapped inside of Shia‘s #IAMSORRY project. More »

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First Look: Billy Ray Cyrus Teams Up With Buck 22 For A Song Sequel To ‘Achy Breaky Heart’

And it's pretty HORRENDOUS
Don't Tell My Heart

For some unknown and terribly heinous reason, Billy Ray Cyrus has decided to team up with a rapper named Buck 22 for a remake/update/sequel to his 1993 song Achy Breaky Heart. As you can see and hear in the music video above, Billy and Buck are surrounded by scantily clad ladies as they rap/croon new lyrics in this Achy Breaky update. My guess is that Billy Ray, tired of being upstaged by his daughter Miley Cyrus‘s embarrassing music videos, has decided to remind the world that he is the KING of embarrassing music videos so … yeah, this what we get. Check out the music video for Achy Breaky 2 above if you dare (being mindful that it may be a bit NSFW) and then, if you’re feeling more daring, you can click below to watch the music video for the original Achy Breaky Heart. Enjoy? More »

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US Olympian Johnny Quinn Got Stuck In An Elevator, Too

"No one is going to believe this but ..."

Remember over the weekend when we saw that photo of a smashed door after US Olympic athlete Johnny Quinn got trapped inside the bathroom in his hotel in Sochi, Russia? Well, if you can believe it, Quinn got trapped AGAIN yesterday … this time inside a malfunctioning elevator. Quinn and a couple of friends found themselves trapped inside an elevator that wouldn’t open and they had to wait to be rescued (Quinn couldn’t smash through the door this time). Click below to see photos of Quinn being trapped again by the bad luck that seems to be plaguing Sochi, Russia during the Olympic Winter Games these days. More »

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The George Zimmerman Fight Is Back On But Without A Celebrity Opponent

It's going to be "a very bloody event"

On Saturday we learned that the “Celebrity Boxing Match” that was supposed to feature George Zimmerman facing DMX was cancelled after the promoter decided that he couldn’t move forward with this event in good conscience. Never fear, tho, because a new promoter has stepped up to produce a new fight for Zimmerman except this time he will not face a celebrity opponent. According to the new promoter, this new fight will be more like “fight club” and he promises that it will be a very “bloody” event. HMMM. Whatever the case may be, if this fight does take place you can rest assured that Zimmerman will be paid handsomely for his involvement in this event. More »

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Justin Bieber Has Changed His Name To ‘Bizzle’

At least on Instagram

Attention … Attention … may I have your attention, please. Justin Bieber, the reigning prince of pop, has updated his official Instagram profile with a new name. That is right, folks … on Instagram — the social media app where 14 million people follow him — The Biebs has decided to change his display name from Justin Bieber to the more simple, one-word name Bizzle. I think we have been officially put on notice that henceforth and forevermore we are to no longer refer to JB as merely Justin Bieber but we must now refer to him as Bizzle. So … yeah. More »

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The Creator Of Flappy Bird Says The Game Is Going Away Tomorrow

"I cannot take this anymore."

As some of you may be WELL aware, there is a new mobile video game called Flappy Bird that has taken the world by storm … primarily because of how difficult the game is to play and how angry that makes most users. The deceptively simple game is notoriously difficult to master and that, I think, is why everyone loves to “hate” it. Just moments ago, the creator of Flappy Bird, Dong Nguyen, announced on his official Twitter profile that he is taking the game down tomorrow. It’s unclear what “taking the game down” means exactly but it sounds like the creator is ready to end the staggering success he has enjoyed in a very short time with Flappy Bird. Read his tweet messages below and see exactly what he has to say about the future of Flappy Bird. More »

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