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Former TV Judge Joe Brown BUSTED For Contempt Of Court

"This is politically motivated"

TV Judge Joe Brown was the one handing out justice on his now-cancelled courtroom TV show but yesterday, he found himself on the other side of the law when he was arrested for contempt of court in Memphis, TN. Brown showed up to court yesterday to represent a client in a child support case and he became really, really angry when he was told that the case wasn’t listed on the day’s court docket. For some reason, Brown decided to lash out in such an unruly manner that he was arrested for being in contempt of the court. I have a feeling that Judge Joe Brown isn’t used to not getting his way. Click below to see the TV judge’s mugshot and hear what he had to say to the press when he was finally released from jail last night. More »

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Nick Cannon Wears Whiteface To Promote His New Album ‘White People Party Music’

Meet Connor Smallnut

So, I guess Nick Cannon has an album coming out next month and apparently it’s titled White People Party Music (tho, the release date is listed as 4/1/14 — which is April Fool’s Day so there’s that) and to promote this new album (which may or may not be fake), he thought it would be a good idea to wear Whiteface and become a Caucasian man named Connor Smallnut. Honestly, I have a hard time taking Nick Cannon seriously under most circumstances but seeing him in Whiteface promoting an album titled White People Party Music, yeah, I’m struggling right now. Clearly this Connor Smallnut thing is meant to illicit laughs but, undoubtedly, it’s bound to also inspire claims of racism. I mean, right? Isn’t that the point as well? Click below to see a photo and video of Nick in Whiteface and see what you make of any of this. More »

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Ellen DeGeneres Was DESTROYED By Last Night’s Episode Of ‘Scandal’

ATTENTION: SPOILER ALERT WARNING

In the first 5 seconds of last night’s episode of Scandal, we learned which character on the show got shot at the end of last week’s episode (which Shannon brilliantly recapped HERE). Now, in an effort to do everything that I can to keep from spoiling last night’s episode for those of you who have yet to watch the ep, I will NOT talk about anything that happened on last night’s episode except to say that a character got shot … and Ellen DeGeneres has a really hard time watching last night’s ep. Click below to continue this conversation with me and find out why Ellen was so upset by last night’s episode and see her reaction to what went down on Scandal last night. More »

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The NFL Wants M.I.A. To Pay $16+ Million For Flipping The Bird During The Super Bowl Halftime Show

WTF?!

So, um, remember back in February of 2012 when M.I.A. performed with Madonna during the halftime show of Super Bowl XLVI when she flipped her middle finger on camera for all the world to see? Well, last Fall, the NFL tried to get M.I.A. to pay $1.5 million dollars for the offense. The matter went into arbitration and today we learn that the NFL now wants an additional $15.1 million in “restitution”. LOL. In the long history of “offensive gestures” to come from the Super Bowl halftime shows (from artists like Michael Jackson [crotch grabbing], Prince [simulated phallic stroking] and Madonna [lewd pelvic thrusts]), the NFL feels that M.I.A.‘s middle finger was SO OFFENSIVE that she should pay over $16 million dollars in fines. Again, I say, LOL! More »

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Breaking News: Courtney Love Believes She Has Found Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

"I'm no expert but ..."

For the past 11 days, the collective world has been stymied by the total disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 which seemingly up and vanished in mid air. To this day, there has been no concrete evidence of the whereabouts of the airplane or the 239 people on board. Courtney Love has updated her official Facebook profile with an image that she believes may shed light on the missing plane. While 26 nations do everything they can to find the missing airplane, Courtney Love may have single-handedly solved the mystery all on her own. Click below to see her evidence and theory. More »

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50 Cent Questions Snoop Dogg About His Manicure, Snoop Dogg Responds Appropriately

"What the f*ck is going on snoop?"

50 Cent has been commenting publicly in the past week or so about the “suspect” behavior of some of his rapper cohorts. About a week ago, 50 made the suggestion that Diddy and Rick Ross were gay lovers before he backtracked and tried to delete the comments that he posted publicly. Then, a few days ago, 50 Cent seemed to take umbrage with the fact that Snoop Dogg got a fancy manicure. This time, Snoop responded to Fitty‘s questioning in the best way possible. Click below to see the photo of Snoop‘s manicure that inspired 50 Cent to open his big mouth and read what Snoop had to say in response. More »

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Aaron Carter Professes His Enduring/Undying LURVE For Hilary Duff On Twitter

"I'll spend the rest of my life trying to better myself to get back to her"

When last we heard from Aaron Carter, he was filing for bankruptcy back in November of last year. Today we learn that the young man has got other things on his mind these days … things like Hilary Duff. As you may recall, we learned back in January that Hilary and her husband Mike Comrie decided to end their marriage, a fact that was not lost on Hilary‘s old boyfriend (like WAY old boyfriend) Aaron Carter. Carter decided to profess his enduring love for Hilary now that she’s a single lady again and according to a few tweets on his official Twitter profile, he is doing to make it his life’s mission to “get back to her”. Hilary, you in danger, girl. More »

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New DNA Evidence Professes That Brandon Howard Is Michael Jackson’s Illegitimate Son

The claim is, He Is The One

So … we are hearing today that Michael Jackson may, in fact, be the father of a 31 year old man named Brandon Howard (who goes by the professional name B Howard) after DNA test results released just moments ago claim that MJ is the man’s father with a 99.9% certainty. Now, you’ll have to bear with me because the circumstances surrounding this DNA test are suspect and extremely questionable. The company behind FilmOn.com managed to get their hands on DNA from both Jackson and Howard and released today the results from their test, which they say proves that Michael Jackson fathered Brandon Howard with his mother Micki Howard back in the 80′s. Brandon, for his part, is claiming no involvement with any of this but if these results can be confirmed, then it looks like the late Michael Jackson was actually the father of 4 children instead of 3. Hmmm. More »

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Watch: The Miami Beach PD Releases More Jailhouse Footage Of Justin Bieber Taking A Pee Test

If you wanted more video, urine luck
More American Justice

Yesterday we saw video released by the Miami Beach Police Department that showed popstar Justin Bieber peeing into a cup slightly off camera while he was in police custody after he was arrested for drag racing, DUI and resisting arrest back in January. Today we get to see more video of JB taking his pee test while in custody but this time, we get a bit more up close and more personal with him. This new video features Bieber on camera peeing into a cup so that his urine can be tested for drugs and/or alcohol. To protect his modesty, tho, a big black censor square has been placed over his penis area. Again, I have no idea why the Miami Beach PD is releasing this video footage but clearly, it has something to do with the way the judicial system works in Florida. Enjoy the vid?

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‘Girls’ Star Adam Driver Will Reportedly Play A Villain In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’

Is Adam the new Darth Vader?

Thus far, we’ve heard a lot of rumors about who might play what role in the upcoming new Star Wars film but today we learn THE MOST RIDICULOUS casting rumor yet … and I fear the rumor may turn out to be truth. According to Variety, Girls star Adam Driver is being considered as the main bad guy villain in Star Wars: Episode VII … which means he would basically be the Darth Vader of the film. If this report had come from In Touch or Us Weekly, I don’t think I’d be sweating the news as anything more than silly rumor … but when Variety says that Driver is close to signing on to play the new villain in Star Wars? Yeah, I’m effing CONCERNED! More »

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