This is our country, these are our schools
Are any of you following the Humans of New York series? It’s incredible, and I’m going to go back and read some more entries after I write this, because I just need to keep hope alive. What you are about to see is a video of a police officer—wait, let’s just pause for a minute there. We have police officers in schools. Still not over that fact. And, come to think of it, I went to a school with security guards on the main floor (a performing arts school, believe it or not), so I guess I shouldn’t be that flabbergasted. So, yes, police in middle schools—great job, America. And this police officer took it upon herself to beat a 13 year-old girl with her baton, because the girl pushed her in the hallway. The girl had to be taken to the ER, where she received 10 stitches for the gash in her head. Would you believe me if I told you that THE GIRL (along with her two family members who tried to help her) WAS CHARGED WITH ASSAULTING A POLICE OFFICER? Click inside for more.
He actually ran over 2 men but only killed 1
Hip Hop mogul Marion Suge Knight was arrested a short time ago after he turned himself in to police on murder charges after he fatally struck two men with his car yesterday, killing one. The video clip above features Suge arriving at the police station earlier this morning to be arrested, booked and charged for his latest crime … bail has been set at $2 million dollars. The hit and run incident was no accident, authorities say, and Knight has been charged with murder because altho he didn’t intend to kill the man he ran over, he DID try to run over another man he intended to injure and that alone is enough to charge him with murder. Check out the video above of Suge Knight calmly turning himself in to police and then click below for more details about what apparently went down yesterday. More »
Bart the Cat clearly has 10 lives
In today’s installment of That-Ish-Cray we learn about Bart, a cat that was struck and “killed” by a car that was buried by his owner … and then came back from the grave! Altho Bart suffered seemingly deadly head trauma, a broken jaw, a damaged eye and a laundry list of other injuries, the zombie cat somehow clawed its way out of its grave and returned to its owner. Yes, this is all for real. Click the embed above to learn more about Bart the Zombie Cat and good luck trying to get to sleep tonight now that you know that Stephen King‘s novel Pet Sematary is a real thing.
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This is so odd
It’s amazing how we get attached to certain aspects of our favorite celebrities. Nick Offerman AKA Ron Swanson has done the unthinkable, and shaved. He has shaved, and I’m sorry to have to break it to all of you Parks and Recreation fans, and share these photos with you from the Sundance Film Festival. It’s terrifying, disturbing, and wait… no. Actually, he looks kind of amazing. And by “amazing” I mean “hot,” but don’t judge me. Click inside for more!
It had something to do with jalapeños
I am literally shaking my head right now. Sigh. Have you ever caught yourself clicking on something so click-baity, and then enjoying it immensely, and feeling a little bit guilty for being so ridiculous? (i.e. All those times I’ve watched that Pandas on a Slide video… like, even right now, because I had to pull up the link, and I’ve started watching it again…) Prepare to feel similarly ridiculous as you watch Chrissy Teigen pour milk all over herself like a crazy person.
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Dicks on Parade
Rick Owens debuted his Spring/Summer 2015 menswear collection at Paris Fashion Week yesterday in front of the world’s cameras and managed to garner a lot of attention NOT for the clothing designs he showed off but for the fully exposed flaccid dicks he sent down the runway. As you can see in the gallery presented here, a few of the models who walked the runway yesterday wore garments that were designed to show off their flappy dicks (which didn’t do the models any favors considering how chilly it probably was in the showroom). It would appear that Dick Owens is trying to make exposed penises the new fashion trend for men in 2015. Click trough the gallery if you dare to see, first, a few promo images of Owens‘s new S/S 2015 menswear collection (sans dicks) and then see a few photos of the exposed penises that strutted their way down the runway yesterday. What say you, fashionistas? Are dicks the new black this season?
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The Truth Is Out There
So, NASA was going about its business, live streaming a video feed being recorded in space by the ISS space station when an unidentified object came into view over the earth’s horizon. Almost immediately after the UFO appeared on screen, the feed was cut off completely … leading many to theorize that NASA filmed an alien spacecraft and doesn’t want us to know about it. HMMMM. I’m not one for conspiracy theories but I think it’s pretty safe to say that this was definitely the work of … aliens. I mean, hello, a suspicious-looking UFO then the feed gets cut off? Definitely aliens. Check out the video above and see what you think … then get ready to succumb to our alien overlords because TEHY’RE ALREADY HERE!
Ummm ... what?
So here’s the weirdest thing you’re gonna hear all day … according to a new tabloid report going around, our dear Britney Spears is supposedly mourning the devastating death of an ex-boyfriend that she allegedly had back in 2007 (around the time she was enduring the darkest days of her life). John Sundahl, who has been referred to as her sober companion in Alcoholics Anonymous during that time, was killed by the Taliban in Afghanistan recently … which has, supposedly, left Britney devastated because the two allegedly dated. While it is very sad that this man was killed, I don’t recall Britney ever dating the guy … at all. More »
Love her, but I find this Instagram post problematic
In my short time writing for this blog, I’ve learned that you really have to think carefully about messages you put out there. If you’re writing about important issues like feminism or racism, you have to consider the responses and rebuttals, and ask yourself if you stand by your words. I’ve said things I wish I could maybe take back or re-phrase, but it’s all been a part of the learning process. And I have a much smaller audience, I think, than January Jones so I can’t help but take issue with this message she posted on her Instagram account, in which she declares that men “should serve women and stop acting like little bitches with vaginas.” Um. Yeah. That’s what we’re dealing with here. Click inside for more!
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