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50 Cent Questions Snoop Dogg About His Manicure, Snoop Dogg Responds Appropriately

"What the f*ck is going on snoop?"

50 Cent has been commenting publicly in the past week or so about the “suspect” behavior of some of his rapper cohorts. About a week ago, 50 made the suggestion that Diddy and Rick Ross were gay lovers before he backtracked and tried to delete the comments that he posted publicly. Then, a few days ago, 50 Cent seemed to take umbrage with the fact that Snoop Dogg got a fancy manicure. This time, Snoop responded to Fitty‘s questioning in the best way possible. Click below to see the photo of Snoop‘s manicure that inspired 50 Cent to open his big mouth and read what Snoop had to say in response. More »

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Aaron Carter Professes His Enduring/Undying LURVE For Hilary Duff On Twitter

"I'll spend the rest of my life trying to better myself to get back to her"

When last we heard from Aaron Carter, he was filing for bankruptcy back in November of last year. Today we learn that the young man has got other things on his mind these days … things like Hilary Duff. As you may recall, we learned back in January that Hilary and her husband Mike Comrie decided to end their marriage, a fact that was not lost on Hilary‘s old boyfriend (like WAY old boyfriend) Aaron Carter. Carter decided to profess his enduring love for Hilary now that she’s a single lady again and according to a few tweets on his official Twitter profile, he is doing to make it his life’s mission to “get back to her”. Hilary, you in danger, girl. More »

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New DNA Evidence Professes That Brandon Howard Is Michael Jackson’s Illegitimate Son

The claim is, He Is The One

So … we are hearing today that Michael Jackson may, in fact, be the father of a 31 year old man named Brandon Howard (who goes by the professional name B Howard) after DNA test results released just moments ago claim that MJ is the man’s father with a 99.9% certainty. Now, you’ll have to bear with me because the circumstances surrounding this DNA test are suspect and extremely questionable. The company behind FilmOn.com managed to get their hands on DNA from both Jackson and Howard and released today the results from their test, which they say proves that Michael Jackson fathered Brandon Howard with his mother Micki Howard back in the 80′s. Brandon, for his part, is claiming no involvement with any of this but if these results can be confirmed, then it looks like the late Michael Jackson was actually the father of 4 children instead of 3. Hmmm. More »

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Watch: The Miami Beach PD Releases More Jailhouse Footage Of Justin Bieber Taking A Pee Test

If you wanted more video, urine luck
More American Justice

Yesterday we saw video released by the Miami Beach Police Department that showed popstar Justin Bieber peeing into a cup slightly off camera while he was in police custody after he was arrested for drag racing, DUI and resisting arrest back in January. Today we get to see more video of JB taking his pee test while in custody but this time, we get a bit more up close and more personal with him. This new video features Bieber on camera peeing into a cup so that his urine can be tested for drugs and/or alcohol. To protect his modesty, tho, a big black censor square has been placed over his penis area. Again, I have no idea why the Miami Beach PD is releasing this video footage but clearly, it has something to do with the way the judicial system works in Florida. Enjoy the vid?

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‘Girls’ Star Adam Driver Will Reportedly Play A Villain In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’

Is Adam the new Darth Vader?

Thus far, we’ve heard a lot of rumors about who might play what role in the upcoming new Star Wars film but today we learn THE MOST RIDICULOUS casting rumor yet … and I fear the rumor may turn out to be truth. According to Variety, Girls star Adam Driver is being considered as the main bad guy villain in Star Wars: Episode VII … which means he would basically be the Darth Vader of the film. If this report had come from In Touch or Us Weekly, I don’t think I’d be sweating the news as anything more than silly rumor … but when Variety says that Driver is close to signing on to play the new villain in Star Wars? Yeah, I’m effing CONCERNED! More »

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Paula Deen Says She Feels Like ‘That Black Football Player Who Recently Came Out’

Paula's Attempt At a PR Comeback

Dagnabit, Paula Deen just can’t keep from putting her foot in her big mouth. Deen, as you may recall, got into a PR nightmare last summer when it was revealed that she sued the N-word and then the matter got even worse when she released and then retracted a moronically worded apology that only exacerbated the situation. In the wake of that scandal, Deen went into hiding as her business suffered greatly. This week, Paula Deen is attempting to make a comeback from her racial scandal and it is very clear, she only knows how to say the exact wrong thing ALL THE TIME. In a new interview with People magazine, Deen says that she felt persecuted and embattled and compared herself to “that Black football player who recently came out” (she is referring to Michael Sam who came out as gay earlier this month and will become the first openly gay player in the NFL). Yes, she actually said these words. More »

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Lady Gaga Has Been Denied A Permit To Perform Inside A Doritos Vending Machine

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Popstar Lady Gaga has made a career out of wearing wacky outfits and putting on wacky performances but today we learn that authorities have put the preemptive kibosh on one of Gaga‘s latest attempts to entertain her fans. Apparently, Lady Gaga was planning to perform at the South By Southwest Music Festival in Austin, TX next month from INSIDE a Doritos vending machine. Citing public safety concerns, tho, the City of Austin has denied Gaga‘s permit request to perform inside said vending machine. I was unaware that a permit was required to perform inside vending machines but, we learn something new every day. It would appear that Gaga will have to go back to the drawing board to find another, more safe thing to perform inside of. More »

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Despite ‘Giving Up’ On Public Life, Alec Baldwin Will Guest Star On An Episode Of ‘Law & Order: SVU’

Ironic: He will play a controversial newspaper reporter

Just two days ago we learned from Alec Baldwin himself that he has decided to “give up” on public life, give up on living in NYC and give up his life of celebrity … but today, we learn that he’s apparently not quite ready to “give up” any of those things just yet because he has agreed to appear in a guest role on the NBC series Law & Order: SVU. Uhhh, yeah. So after penning an extremely long treatise for New York magazine where he chronicles in great detail every single thing he dislikes about being in the public eye, going on and on about why he no longer wants to be a celebrity, he decides to appear on one of NBC‘s most-watched TV shows. Makes sense, totally. More »

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Miley Cyrus Cannot Stop Putting Random People’s Panties In Her Mouth

#cantstopwontstop

Remember last week when we saw that photo of Miley Cyrus putting a pair of thong underwear in her mouth after they were tossed on stage by a random fan during one of her concert stops on her current BANGERZ Tour? Well, it looks like Miley simply cannot get enough panties in her mouth because during one of her shows here in LA over the weekend, she went and did it again. Fans have started throwing random things to Miley on stage and that includes underwear. For some strange reason, she cannot resist putting said underwear in her mouth. Again, I say, gross. More »

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Alec Baldwin Quits At Life And Writes A Really REALLY Long Goodbye Letter To The World

"It’s good-bye to public life ... I’m done with it."

In recent months, Alec Baldwin has been having difficulties with his public life. A string of physical altercations with the paparazzi have been heightened in the public consciousness by a string of offensive comments on his part about gays (which led to his firing from MSNBC) and as a result, Alec now feels that he can no longer move forward as a public figure. In a very long, kind of meandering yet detailed treatise chronicled in the new issue of New York magazine, Baldwin explains to the world that he has decided to say goodbye to public life and retire into a private life outside of the public eye … or, at least, that’s what he is saying right now. It’s entirely possible that Alec will change his mind at some point in the future (maybe weeks from now, maybe months from now) and he will say, Just kidding, I want to stay famous but for now … he’s out. Click below to read excerpts from Baldwin‘s LOOOOOONG ass letter and bid adieu to the paparazzi ass-kicking hothead who seemingly loves to complain about as much as he apparently likes to write about his complaints in an overly dramatic way (like writing goodbye letters in major national magazines). More »

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