Basically, a rip-off of Mrs. Kanye West's game
If any of you download this app and actually play this game, I’m not saying that I’m going to judge you… but I’m not saying that I’m not going to judge you. Ohhh, Lindsay. Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Lindsay Lohan’s Price of Fame is an attempt to cash in on another game that made a gazillion dollars this year, Kim Kardashian Hollywood. I just watched the trailer or whatever you call these things for the game, and I can’t get over the star-shaped pasties. Like, I can’t. And now I’m forcing you to experience this too, so click inside for more!
"I've heard some good ones in my time"
A few weeks ago, the tabloid newspaper The National Examiner (one of those rags you see at the checkout lane at the grocery story but never, ever buy) published a story that claims that President Barack Obama is secretly gay … and has enjoyed sex with Harry Styles of One Direction. Last night, backstage at the BBC Music Awards, Harry was quizzed about this particular rumor and he was forced to deny the claim. To be honest, there was never a millisecond that I believed this report to be true but it is so ridiculous that it has to be shared … especially since Harry Styles has officially commented on the claim. Click below to read what Harry has to say about rumors that he is President Obama‘s gay lover. More »
This is hilarious… and now you know just what to get your Breaking Bad-obsessed friend for the holidays. Aaron Paul took to Twitter to share some exciting news about a project he’s been working on. And although I have not completed the Breaking Bad series (I KNOOooow, I’m a horrible person who basically doesn’t exist) I think this is awesome news, and I can definitely think of a few people who are probably downloading the Yo Bitch app right now. Click inside for more!
That-Ish-Cray of the Day
So, last night my partna-in-babymaking was channel surfing, and as he went past Comedy Central I could have sworn I saw Marion Cotillard. But then I was all like, What would MY Marion be doing on Comedy Central? Apparently, she was doing this! Shouts-out to @TVPam for sending this my way, because OMG Marion Cotillard serenading me is exactly how every morning should begin. And now Nathan Fielder has a new fan. Forever… except he better keep his hands off my beloved. Peep the romantically awkward video for more!
Last year, Hostel director Eli Roth revealed that he directed unused music video footage the year before for Marilyn Manson that features Lana Del Rey that ended up being “so sick” that it sat “locked in a vault”. Today, we see that a portion of that previously unseen footage has made its way to the Internets. In the NSFW clip embedded above, we see a bit of disturbing imagery, including a scene where Lana Del Rey appears to be sexually assaulted (by, it looks like, director Eli Roth). This, folks, is what happens when Eli Roth, Marilyn Manson and LDR all decide to collaborate together.
"School is not authentic because it ends."
Willow and Jaden Smith, 14 and 16 years old respectively, are featured in the new issue of the New York Times magazine T and are getting a lot of attention for their comments in the magazine. To be honest, when I first read excerpts of this interview posted on social media, I didn’t really pay much attention because the comments were so odd that I assumed they were fake comments generated for humor. I mean, the things that these kids say in this interview are so out there that it’s easy to see why anyone would think the comments are fake. On the one hand, I would really like to applaud Jada and Will Smith for teaching their children to be such free thinkers … but the rational side of me can’t help but shake my head in disbelief that the nonsense that these kids are spewing is too ridiculous to be a good thing. I’m almost at a loss. Read on to get a taste of the world these kids live in and see what you think about their outlook on things. More »
"That's the weirdest microphone I ever saw in my life."
Johnny Depp was a presenter at the Hollywood Film Awards in LA, CA last night and as you can see in the video embedded above, homeboy appeared to be a HOT MESS when he took to the stage to introduce the Documentary category. Depp very clearly had to slur his way through his speech and damn near fell over a time or two. It looks to me like Johnny probably had a few too many cocktails in the green room before he went on stage in front of the audience … and multiple cameras. At least he managed to get through his introduction, for the most part, which proves that even as a drunk ass mess, Johnny Depp can still do his job.
"Nothing would give me greater pleasure than like, slitting his throat"
Ugh. Earlier this week we learned that Amanda Bynes narrowly avoided getting a neck tattoo of her alleged fiancé’s name because the tattoo parlor she visited wouldn’t ink her without ID. Today, for the first time, we get to hear audio evidence of Amanda‘s odd behavior. Amanda was recorded by the friends she’s been hanging out with lately and said recording has been released to give us a sense of what she is like these days. In the video embedded above, we can hear Amanda talk about how she wishes she could slit her father’s throat … in a meandering, frantic treatise on why she would like to do so. This audio gives us our first really good understanding of what is going on with Amanda Bynes. TMZ reports that her family wants this audio released so that medical professionals can understand that she needs to be in their care, not roaming the streets of LA. Below is another embedded audio clip that features Amanda Bynes going on a homophobic rant which further illustrates how troubled she really is these days. More »
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SO Messed Up
Okay, Kerry, I’ve had about enough. I love you, really I do. You’ve been bringing it on Scandal. You’ve got a new movie coming out. You’re gorgeous, I love you… but I can’t be friends with you right now. Ummmm, have you all seen these photos she’s posting to Instagram lately? As if to say, “My husband is gorgeous and I’m happy with him, but I continue to surround myself with other gorgeous men because that’s just my world and I’m living my life, so, Shannon, don’t hate the player, hate the game.” Yeah, no. Kerry and I have beef. Click inside for more!
The video embedded above has been online for a few years now but it’s just now making the rounds again due to its very disturbing nature. When Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope was being filmed, a different voice was used for Darth Vader before James Earl Jones‘s deep, sonorous voice was added. The video above lets you hear what Darth Vader sounds like with his original voice, provided by David Prowse … and it is very unsettling. Ready to have all of your dreams dashed? Click above to hear what Darth Vader really sounds like. I’m so sorry.