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Despite Comments Made By The Brown Family, Bobbi Kristina Remains In A Coma

You simply cannot believe a word the Brown family says

Earlier today we learned of a truly unbelievable report from both Bobby Brown and his sister Tina Brown that Bobbi Kristina is “awake” and “off life support” for the first time since her drowning accident in January. With no proof given at all, word of BK‘s “recovery” spread like wildfire. Right now, tho, we learn from sources at the long-term medical facility where Bobbi Kristina is still recovering that no, she has not “awoken” from her coma and that her condition remains unchanged. Whether it’s wishful thinking, misinformation or flat out lies, it’s sadly evident that the Brown family just cannot be believed at all when it comes to Bobbi Kristina Brown. More »

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Last Night’s Incredible ‘Mad Men’ Episode Was For The True Fans

TOTAL INSANITY

If you saw last night’s incredible, amazing Mad Men episode, you are likely still reeling from that amazingness that is this final season. So many great things happened last night, but there was one particular storyline that felt like a really special treat for those of us who can still quote lines from Season One by heart. If you didn’t catch “The Forecast” last night, THE SPOILER OF YOUR LIFE is inside, but if you did watch it, click inside for more because OMFG GLENNNNNNNN!

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The Worst, Most Terrifingly Douchy Children’s Birthday Party Invite Goes Viral

RE Gifts: "Please be sure to always include a receipt"

Every once in a while, a viral story comes along and touches your heart, or shocks you to the core of your very being. The cunt-punt sorority girl letter is one that will stay with me until the end of time. And this new e-mail, from the world’s douchiest parents, is 100% proof of the reason I dread receiving birthday invitations from the kids at my sons’ schools. It’s part of the reason I’ve never thrown a huge birthday bashment for my own kids—I’m afraid of turning into an unrecognizable monster, with a wish list for my little one that I force upon unsuspecting, undeserving parents. Please, click inside and experience the horror of the worst, most terrifyingly douchy children’s birthday party invite (which is actually a pre-invite, which actually makes it worse).

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Let’s All Try To Make Sense Of Rihanna’s New Mouth Piercing

What am I looking at?

Badgalriri strikes again, with yet another Instagram photo that has me tilting my head to the side, and going, “Hmmmmkay” (that’s “Hmmm” + “Mkay“). We know that when Rihanna‘s not making new music, or pranking the bejeezus out of Jimmy Kimmel, she’s doing wild and crazy things to her body. This time it’s a lip piercing. Or a tooth piercing. Or… both? Click inside and help me figure this out.

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P!nk Shames The Disgusting Twitter Trolls Who Attacked Her Over Her Weight

"My healthy, voluptuous, strong body is having some time off"

Ugh, this is my least favorite story online right now. When I think of the body on P!nk, and how amazing she has always looked and continues to look—and how that shouldn’t even matter BECAUSE SHE’S A F-CKING SINGER AND A PERFORMER—I get sick to my stomach thinking of all the people who took to Twitter to actually try to fat-shame her. WTF? P!nk?! She was attending a cancer benefit and people legitimately went crazy on Twitter because that’s what crazy people do. But if you know anything about P!nk, you know she shut ‘em down. Click inside for more!

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Watch: Madonna And Drake Sucked Hella Face On Stage At Coachella

WELL ALRIGHTY THEN

I’m not sure if this is the image you want to start your Monday morning with, but here it is. This year Drake is headlining Coachella, but his entire performance/life just got upstaged by the one and only Madonna. I have no clue what’s happening in this video. There are people saying that it’s a hot kiss, and others are saying that Drake CLEARLY wasn’t into it. I personally think the look on his face afterwards is simply in reaction to the fact MADONNA JUST KISSED HIM. Anyway, click inside, witness the unforgettable moment in pop culture history, and click inside for more!

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Watch: If You Haven’t Seen Anne Hathaway’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ Lip Sync, Get Your Life

EPICRY.

Right now I’m having one of those “How long has this been on the internet and why haven’t I heard about it yet?” moments. Anne Hathaway lip synced the baby bejeezus out of Miley CyrusWrecking Ball on SPIKE TV’s Lip Sync Battle show, and I must not have been on Facebook… or Twitter… or even alive when it first happened. It is beyond epic. And the only bad part is that it was so disgustingly good and amazing, that it completely eclipsed Emily Blunt‘s Piece of my Heart rendition. Both need to be seen, experienced, and relived over and over again. Click inside for more!

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‘Empire’ Star Bryshere Gray May Be Lying About His ‘Single’ Status

This evidence is HELLA damaging

If you watched Empire‘s explosive debut season, there’s a 75% chance that picked a character to be in a pretend relationship with. My pick was Derek Luke AKA Malcolm AKA Antwon Fisher. OMG. Yes. Things got very serious for us towards the end there. And then there’s the adorable Bryshere Gray who plays Hakeem. I suspect a lot of young hearts are about to be broken, because it looks like he might be totally, possibly boo’d up. Click inside for more!

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Disney Is ALSO Planning To Make A Live-Action Adaptation Of ‘Pinocchio’, UGH!

PLEASE MAKE THIS STOP, SOMEONE

Less than week after we learned that Disney is planning to make a live-action version of Winnie the Pooh we learn today that they are also setting their live-action movie sights on the story of Pinocchio. I mean, seriously, all of these plans for live-action movies are just annoying at this point. But, perhaps, Disney is really planning to make live-action versions of all of their animated movies … so we better get used to it. According to Deadline, this new live version of Pinocchio will be based more on the darker original story, authored by Carlo Collodi, rather than the Disney animated film from 1940. I’m honestly so over hearing about live-action adaptations of Disney movies at this point that I can’t even be bothered to get all up in arms. More »

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Kendrick Lamar Doesn’t Love Me Back, Gets Engaged To His High School Sweetheart, Whitney Alford

Worst. News. Ever./Congrats to the Happy Couple!

Have any of you ever wondered about your celebrity crush, and whether or not he/she is single? But instead of just giving it a quick Google, you decide that you physically and emotionally cannot handle the truth—you’d rather live in darkness and ignorance, and just idly hope that they are single, rather than get confirmation that they’re in some sort of amazing relationship with a lovely person they’ve known and loved since they were a teen? So yeah, I’ve been doing that since Kendrick Lamar first came on the scene, and I’ve been dreading the day this news came out. Not only does he (SOB) have a girlfriend, but they’ve also (SOB) been together since the beginning of time, and (SOOOOOOOOoooooobbbbb) they are now engaged and very happy. Click inside for more. Or whatever.

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