Y’all. I have read this letter a couple of times now, because I cannot believe it’s real. I keep looking for, like, some kind of super-weird glitch that would prove it was manufactured by an actual comedian and not a sorority girl… but so far, nothing. I think this e-mail is real y’all. And if it is, then I really, really should have joined a sorority. If only that I might have gotten one of these, or something comparable during my time in undergrad. Apparently, the chair of a sorority at the University of Maryland freaked the freak out when her fellow sorors started screwing up at recent events– and by ‘screwing up’ I guess I mean ‘F—— UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu‘ and ‘LITERALLY being so f—— AWKWARD and so f——- BORING.’ LMAO. I’m tempted to label this e-mail NSFW because you it is so foul and so over-the-top… I just can’t. Please. Click inside for more. I can’t stop laughing.
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