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Watch: ‘Zombeavers’ Is The Zombie Movie You’ve Been Waiting For All Your Life

Amazing Movie is AMAZING
"I've never seen a real beaver before"

While hanging out with my friend Josh last night, he informed me that a new horror film titled Zombeavers is premiering at the TriBeCa Film Festival in NYC this week and I was immediately intrigued. Josh described to me the plot of the movie and I thought, Wow, that sounds awesome. Then he showed me the trailer and I immediately thought, OMG, this very well may be the best movie I’ve ever seen in my life. And now, I’m sharing this trailer with all y’all. Zombeavers tells the tale of a group of young people who are terrorized in the woods by a pack of zombie beavers. Make sure you watch the trailer to the end because if you do, you will become as OBSESSED with this movie as I am. Doesn’t this look amazing? Zombeavers, where have you been all my life?

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Häagen-Dazs Is Releasing Vegetable-Flavored Ice Cream

In Japan because, Duh

Häagen-Dazs is known for their rich, creamy, delicious flavors of ice cream … which today, we learn, they are putting ALL ON THE LINE with the forthcoming release of two versions of vegetable-flavored ice cream. For some reason, the company thinks the world is ready for ice cream that tastes like tomatoes, carrots, etc. and they have chosen the country of Japan to introduce these new flavors. Honestly, it makes all the sense in the world that Häagen-Dazs would release vegetable-flavored ice cream in Japan cuz they LOVE weird stuff like this. I can’t say that it sounds very tasty to me but … hey, I’m sure someone will love it, right? More »

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Lindsay Lohan Reveals To ‘KODE’ Magazine That She Is Seeing A Married Man With Kids

Is this the father of her lost baby?

Last night at the very end of the series finale of Lindsay Lohan‘s docu-series Lindsay, the troubled former starlet revealed on camera that she recently suffered a miscarriage. But, she did not reveal the identity of the man who got her pregnant. Today we learn that Lindsay revealed to KODE magazine that she is/was dating a married man with kids … who, I’m guessing, may be the man who impregnated her. The magazine also reveals that Lindsay has started drinking again and, well, none of this is very positive news, I’m afraid. Click thru the gallery to see Lindsay‘s appearance in the new issue of KODE magazine and click below to read excerpts from her revelatory interview as well as see behind the scenes video from her shoot. More »

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‘Vogue’ Magazine Has ‘No Plans To Work With’ Terry Richardson In The Wake Of A New Sex Allegation

"We have no plans to work with him in the future.”

Vogue magazine has formally announced that they have “no plans to work” with photographer Terry Richardson in the wake of new allegations that he attempted to have sex with a model in exchange for a Vogue photoshoot. Model Emma Appelton posted on Twitter a screenshot of a message sent to her by Richardson where he flat out tells her that he will put her in his next Vogue photospread if she will let him “f*ck” her. The screenshot garnered a lot of attention yesterday before it was taken offline (and her Twitter account was deleted). A representative for Richardson claims that the message from Terry was “a fake”. Nonetheless, it would appear that the folks at Vogue believe the allegation against Richardson and have decided that they will not longer allow him to work for their magazine. More »

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A New Beyoncé-Inspired Religion Called ‘Beyism’ Has Been Created

Behold, The National Church of Bey

Back in January we learned that a new Kanye West-inspired religion was created by a 23-year old man so I guess it should come as no surprise to learn that a Beyoncé-inspired religion has also been created as well. Beyism is the name of this new religion which was created by a group of 12 friends in Atlanta, CA, led by a self-proclaimed Minister Diva named Pauline John Andrews. HMMM. The group claims that the inspiration for Beyism came from one of their weekly hang sessions where the friend would gather every Sunday to sing her songs. While smoking marijuana, they say, the inspiration for this Beyoncé-inspired religion sprang froth. Imagine that. More »

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A Wu-Tang Clan Affiliated Rapper Cut Off His Own Penis And Then Jumped Out Of A Window

Woah

It’s been a while since we’ve had a proper That-Ish-Cray post here on the blog but this story should fill that quota for at least the next few months. TMZ is reporting that a rapper who is associated with the Wu-Tang Clan attempted suicide earlier today by cutting off his penis and then jumping out of a second story window. Thankfully, the man — Andre Johnson — was not successful in his suicide attempt. He is currently recovering from his self-inflicted injuries in the hospital tho, it is unclear if he will be able to have his penis reattached. Wow. More »

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This Is Why It’s A Bad Idea To Post Terrorist Threats On Twitter

"we take these threats very seriously"

Earlier today, a person named Sarah with the username @QueenDemetriax_ on Twitter, who may or may not be 14 years old, posted a tweet on her account threatening American Airlines that she was planning “something really big” on June 1 … oh and did I mention that she said she was a member of Al Qaida? In response, American Airlines informed this idiotic person that the FBI would be informed of the threat and then a serious of hilarious tweets ensued on @QueenDemetriax_‘s account. People, don’t threaten airlines with terrorist threats, it’s just not a good idea. More »

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Archie Comics Star Archie Andrews Is Being Killed Off In ‘Life With Archie’

Peace the Spork Out

In recent years, Archie Comics has made headlines with storylines about same-sex marriage and openly gay characters but today we learn that the long-running comic book series is making headlines with the news that Archie Andrews, the main character of Archie Comics, is being killed off in the final issue of the ironically titled Life With Archie. In honor of Archie‘s upcoming death, a whole series of different covers will be released for the Death of Archie issue, some of which you can see in the gallery presented here. After you check out the covers, click below to find out why Archie is being killed off and learn how he will die. More »

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Justin Bieber Kisses Austin Mahone In A Photoshopped Photo Making The Rounds Online

It's not real, y'all

There’s a story going around today that claims that Justin Bieber came out as “bi” after he posted a photo on Twitter that shows him kissing his new BFF Austin Mahone in the recording studio. As soon as the picture started to make the rounds, diehard Beliebers essentially lost their collective shizz. It turns out, tho, that the bisexual claim AND photo are completely fake. The whole thing was put together by a website that Photoshopped both the tweet that JB supposedly posted and the photo of him kissing Austin Mahone. Never fear, Beliebers, Justin has not come out as bi. More »

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Wait, What?! The ‘Jem And The Holograms’ Movie Is Filming In Just 3 Weeks!?!

Truly Outrageous ... but NOT in a good way :(

Ugh … so, remember the surprising news that we heard a couple of weeks ago about plans for a live-action movie adaptation of Jem and the Holograms? Well, today we learn more surprising news … and it’s not good news at all. It turns out that filming production for this movie, 29 years in the making, is going to start in about 3 weeks. HELLO?! THREE DAMN WEEKS? Not only does that sound like not a lot of time to begin production of a movie as important as Jem but we also learn that the show’s creator Christy Marx isn’t being included in the film’s production. I knew it sounded like a bad idea to have 3 men make a Jem movie. Now it’s beginning to sound like my fears were spot on. UGH! More »

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