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A New Beyoncé-Inspired Religion Called ‘Beyism’ Has Been Created

Behold, The National Church of Bey

Back in January we learned that a new Kanye West-inspired religion was created by a 23-year old man so I guess it should come as no surprise to learn that a Beyoncé-inspired religion has also been created as well. Beyism is the name of this new religion which was created by a group of 12 friends in Atlanta, CA, led by a self-proclaimed Minister Diva named Pauline John Andrews. HMMM. The group claims that the inspiration for Beyism came from one of their weekly hang sessions where the friend would gather every Sunday to sing her songs. While smoking marijuana, they say, the inspiration for this Beyoncé-inspired religion sprang froth. Imagine that. More »

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A Wu-Tang Clan Affiliated Rapper Cut Off His Own Penis And Then Jumped Out Of A Window

Woah

It’s been a while since we’ve had a proper That-Ish-Cray post here on the blog but this story should fill that quota for at least the next few months. TMZ is reporting that a rapper who is associated with the Wu-Tang Clan attempted suicide earlier today by cutting off his penis and then jumping out of a second story window. Thankfully, the man — Andre Johnson — was not successful in his suicide attempt. He is currently recovering from his self-inflicted injuries in the hospital tho, it is unclear if he will be able to have his penis reattached. Wow. More »

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This Is Why It’s A Bad Idea To Post Terrorist Threats On Twitter

"we take these threats very seriously"

Earlier today, a person named Sarah with the username @QueenDemetriax_ on Twitter, who may or may not be 14 years old, posted a tweet on her account threatening American Airlines that she was planning “something really big” on June 1 … oh and did I mention that she said she was a member of Al Qaida? In response, American Airlines informed this idiotic person that the FBI would be informed of the threat and then a serious of hilarious tweets ensued on @QueenDemetriax_‘s account. People, don’t threaten airlines with terrorist threats, it’s just not a good idea. More »

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Archie Comics Star Archie Andrews Is Being Killed Off In ‘Life With Archie’

Peace the Spork Out

In recent years, Archie Comics has made headlines with storylines about same-sex marriage and openly gay characters but today we learn that the long-running comic book series is making headlines with the news that Archie Andrews, the main character of Archie Comics, is being killed off in the final issue of the ironically titled Life With Archie. In honor of Archie‘s upcoming death, a whole series of different covers will be released for the Death of Archie issue, some of which you can see in the gallery presented here. After you check out the covers, click below to find out why Archie is being killed off and learn how he will die. More »

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Justin Bieber Kisses Austin Mahone In A Photoshopped Photo Making The Rounds Online

It's not real, y'all

There’s a story going around today that claims that Justin Bieber came out as “bi” after he posted a photo on Twitter that shows him kissing his new BFF Austin Mahone in the recording studio. As soon as the picture started to make the rounds, diehard Beliebers essentially lost their collective shizz. It turns out, tho, that the bisexual claim AND photo are completely fake. The whole thing was put together by a website that Photoshopped both the tweet that JB supposedly posted and the photo of him kissing Austin Mahone. Never fear, Beliebers, Justin has not come out as bi. More »

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Wait, What?! The ‘Jem And The Holograms’ Movie Is Filming In Just 3 Weeks!?!

Truly Outrageous ... but NOT in a good way :(

Ugh … so, remember the surprising news that we heard a couple of weeks ago about plans for a live-action movie adaptation of Jem and the Holograms? Well, today we learn more surprising news … and it’s not good news at all. It turns out that filming production for this movie, 29 years in the making, is going to start in about 3 weeks. HELLO?! THREE DAMN WEEKS? Not only does that sound like not a lot of time to begin production of a movie as important as Jem but we also learn that the show’s creator Christy Marx isn’t being included in the film’s production. I knew it sounded like a bad idea to have 3 men make a Jem movie. Now it’s beginning to sound like my fears were spot on. UGH! More »

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Watch: Here Is Video Of Morrissey As A Contestant On The Music Game Show ‘Pop Quiz’

I have no words whatsoever
Battle of the Pop Stars

This has to be one of the oddest things I’ve ever seen … Morrissey alongside other popstars of the 80s competing on a music trivia game show called Pop Quiz. The fine folks at Laughing Squid managed to scare up this classic footage of Moz along side Kim Wilde, Phil Lynott of Thin Lizzy, Nick Beggs from KajaGooGoo and Derek Forbes from Simple Minds all playing a version of Name that Tune for points way back in 1984. I can’t really picture Morrissey ever wanting to appear on a television game show and, yet, here he is … appearing on a television game show. Part 1 of this stellar episode of Pop Quiz is featured above. Part 2 is featured below. More »

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Uh Oh! There Are Lots Of Changes Happening With The ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Movie

Reshoots, Recasts, OH MY!

Remember last week when we saw the first trailer for the upcoming live-action reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? You’d think that the film would be finished or very near finished by the time a studio puts out a movie trailer but … nope, not this time. Megan Fox was ordered back to the set of TMNT for reshoots (despite the fact that she just gave birth weeks ago, I might add) and two of the main characters in the movie have been entirely recast … or, at least, their voices have. For whatever reason, Johnny Knoxville will now voice the character of Leonardo and Tony Shalhoub (Monk) will voice the character of Splinter. Because the movie is due out in August, I’d say that the folks producing TMNT have got their work cut out for them. Honestly, it sounds like this movie is slowly turning into a hot mess. Let’s see if they can pull it off in the end.

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‘Life & Style’ Magazine Claims Miley Cyrus Is Pregnant

"Pregnant and Scared", actually

In an effort to get you to pick up the new issue of Life & Style magazine, the tabloid editors decided to run with a headline cover feature story that makes the bold claim that popstar Miley Cyrus is “pregnant and scared”. Citing “months of one night stands and out of control parties”, Life & Style maintains that Miley got herself into a lick of trouble. HMMM. Click below to see the splashy cover of L&S and see what you think of this bold report of Miley Cyrus‘s alleged pregnancy. More »

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Watch: Samuel L. Jackson Performs Brilliant Slam Poetry Inspired By ‘Boy Meets World’

Don't ask, just go with it
"Hello world, I am Cory Matthews"

Samuel L. Jackson made an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night where he performed a bit of slam poetry that was inspired by the early 90′s sitcom Boy Meets World. Despite the fact that Samuel L. confessed to Fallon that he has never watched the show, he managed to deliver a performance of slam poetry that does the show incredible justice. It’s odd, I know. Watch the video above to see Jackson‘s performance in full … I think you’ll be very impressed with his delivery. It’s all about the brilliant, brilliant delivery. Enjoy.

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