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Does Nick Offerman Even Make Sense Without His Mustache?

This is so odd

It’s amazing how we get attached to certain aspects of our favorite celebrities. Nick Offerman AKA Ron Swanson has done the unthinkable, and shaved. He has shaved, and I’m sorry to have to break it to all of you Parks and Recreation fans, and share these photos with you from the Sundance Film Festival. It’s terrifying, disturbing, and wait… no. Actually, he looks kind of amazing. And by “amazing” I mean “hot,” but don’t judge me. Click inside for more!

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Twitter Told Chrissy Teigen To Take A Milk Bath, So She Did

It had something to do with jalapeños

I am literally shaking my head right now. Sigh. Have you ever caught yourself clicking on something so click-baity, and then enjoying it immensely, and feeling a little bit guilty for being so ridiculous? (i.e. All those times I’ve watched that Pandas on a Slide video… like, even right now, because I had to pull up the link, and I’ve started watching it again…) Prepare to feel similarly ridiculous as you watch Chrissy Teigen pour milk all over herself like a crazy person.
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Rick Owens Sent Exposed Flaccid Penises Down The Runway At Paris Fashion Week [NSFW]

Dicks on Parade

Rick Owens debuted his Spring/Summer 2015 menswear collection at Paris Fashion Week yesterday in front of the world’s cameras and managed to garner a lot of attention NOT for the clothing designs he showed off but for the fully exposed flaccid dicks he sent down the runway. As you can see in the gallery presented here, a few of the models who walked the runway yesterday wore garments that were designed to show off their flappy dicks (which didn’t do the models any favors considering how chilly it probably was in the showroom). It would appear that Dick Owens is trying to make exposed penises the new fashion trend for men in 2015. Click trough the gallery if you dare to see, first, a few promo images of Owens‘s new S/S 2015 menswear collection (sans dicks) and then see a few photos of the exposed penises that strutted their way down the runway yesterday. What say you, fashionistas? Are dicks the new black this season?

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Watch: NASA Definitely Doesn’t Want You To See The UFO It Probably Filmed

The Truth Is Out There
Unidentified Flying Object

So, NASA was going about its business, live streaming a video feed being recorded in space by the ISS space station when an unidentified object came into view over the earth’s horizon. Almost immediately after the UFO appeared on screen, the feed was cut off completely … leading many to theorize that NASA filmed an alien spacecraft and doesn’t want us to know about it. HMMMM. I’m not one for conspiracy theories but I think it’s pretty safe to say that this was definitely the work of … aliens. I mean, hello, a suspicious-looking UFO then the feed gets cut off? Definitely aliens. Check out the video above and see what you think … then get ready to succumb to our alien overlords because TEHY’RE ALREADY HERE!

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Britney Spears Is Supposedly ‘Devastated’ By The Death Of An Alleged ‘Ex-Boyfriend’ In Afghanistan That No One Ever Heard Of

Ummm ... what?

So here’s the weirdest thing you’re gonna hear all day … according to a new tabloid report going around, our dear Britney Spears is supposedly mourning the devastating death of an ex-boyfriend that she allegedly had back in 2007 (around the time she was enduring the darkest days of her life). John Sundahl, who has been referred to as her sober companion in Alcoholics Anonymous during that time, was killed by the Taliban in Afghanistan recently … which has, supposedly, left Britney devastated because the two allegedly dated. While it is very sad that this man was killed, I don’t recall Britney ever dating the guy … at all. More »

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January Jones Says ‘Men Are There To Serve Women’ And Other Not-So-Feminist Stuff

Love her, but I find this Instagram post problematic

In my short time writing for this blog, I’ve learned that you really have to think carefully about messages you put out there. If you’re writing about important issues like feminism or racism, you have to consider the responses and rebuttals, and ask yourself if you stand by your words. I’ve said things I wish I could maybe take back or re-phrase, but it’s all been a part of the learning process. And I have a much smaller audience, I think, than January Jones so I can’t help but take issue with this message she posted on her Instagram account, in which she declares that men “should serve women and stop acting like little bitches with vaginas.” Um. Yeah. That’s what we’re dealing with here. Click inside for more!

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OMG: Beyoncé Totally, Probably Just Announced Her Pregnancy On Instagram

Oh yes, that is DEFINITELY (probably) a Baby Bump!!!!

I’m over here trying to catch up on the Golden Globe Awards and BOOOOOM. Everything has been shut down, whilst we attempt to confirm whether or not THIS is the announcement we’ve all been waiting for since the dawn of Blue Ivy Carter (who just turned three!). You guys. I’m an EXPERT on baby bumps photos, and it would appear that this is a baby bump photo—one that’s getting more likes and tags than probably any other photo this year. Click inside for more!!!

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Bill Cosby Made A Joke Out Of His Rape Allegations Last Night

"You have to be careful ..."

Bill Cosby performed a comedy show in Ontario, Canada last night and used the opportunity on stage to make a joke out of the numerous rape and assault allegations that have been made against him over the past 30 years and most recently over the past few months. In an unbelievably arrogant way, Cosby used an accidental interaction with a female audience member to make joking reference to the numerous allegations made against Cosby by various women who contend that he either drugged them or attempted to drug them against their will. I mean … I’m actually very surprised by this and I don’t even know what to say about it. Apparently, altho Bill Cosby maintains he is innocent of drugging women in order to rape them, he finds it completely acceptable to joke about the allegations. Wow. More »

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Keshia Knight Pulliam Refused To Call Bill Cosby, And Was Fired From ‘Celebrity Apprentice’

Not a good look, 'Celebrity Apprentice'
This is awful.

Let me just start by saying this clip lit’rally hurt my head. I have my own reality TV weaknesses, but this is one reason I can only take so much of these shows—OMG everyone is constantly talking over everyone! It took me forever just to figure out WTF was going on! But apparently, Keshia Knight Pulliam (best remembered as Rudy Huxtable from The Cosby Show) had to awkwardly explain that she hasn’t spoken to Bill Cosby in five years. But it’s awkward because of what we know now, and it’s awkward because everyone in the room (especially Kenya Moore) is attacking her for not having called him to get a donation for a charity. This was filmed long before the sexual assault allegations started making headlines, but Complex points out that some sort of editing or disclaimer should have happened here. I mean, Pulliam is basically fired for not making contact with Cosby. Peep the video for more, and tell us what you think. Also, click inside for a horrific video of all the Bill Cosby accusers speaking out.
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Madonna Defends Her Decision To Compare Herself To Martin Luther King Jr, Nelson Mandela & Jesus

'Rebel Heart' promo

For the past year, well before she went into panic/self-preservation mode in the wake of the devastating leak of over 30 of her unfinished demo songs, Madonna has been using her social media accounts to promote the forthcoming release of her new album Rebel Heart. Since she was forced to push up the release of new music to combat the song leaks, she has started promoting her album with fanmade images of famous and notable people mimicking the cover art for Rebel Heart — which features Madonna‘s face tied up with black chords. It started out innocently enough with photos of her famous friends and collaborators like Miley Cyrus, Diplo, Skrillex etc. but this week, Madonna started using photos of world leaders like Martin Luther King, Jr., Nelson Mandela and even Jesus Christ — which seems to many people like she is comparing herself and the promotion of her album to some of the greatest people to have walked the earth. Others have also bristled at the sight of a Caucasian woman posting images of Black men tied up in cords just to peddle an album. Madonna, unsurprisingly, sees absolutely nothing wrong with what she is doing … and she makes her feelings on the matter very clear in the message she posted on her official Facebook profile which you can read in full below. More »

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