PITNBr DJ FTW! And Other Awesomeness In Comments This Week!
It’s Sunday night and I may be losing my mind a bit. Somewhere between the start of First grade for one son, the start of Pre-K for another, and a third getting way more teeth than necessary, I think I’ve officially become one of those crazy mothers whoo just wants to put the kids to bed so she can catch up on The Strain, and make 10 sandwiches for the week. All of that to say, THANK YOU PITNBrs for another week of hilarious, awesome commentary to take my mind off the fact that I am probably losing my mind. Click inside for moooore!
That Ish Cray Of-The-Day
This is my favorite thing of all time. Period. I’m in my living room cracking up and I can’t stop. Please peep the video for more… I cannot stop laughing/watching. And click inside are my favorite quotes from Elders React to the Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer!
I mean, it's a LOT
Jared Leto, Academy Award-winner and frontman of 30 Seconds to Mars, has a reputation for being … erm … well endowed. Stories about Jared‘s endowment have been widely circulated for years. During a live performance by 30StM last month (which is making the rounds today), Jared was videoed grabbing a considerable portion of penis bulge that seems to confirm the speculation about his … manhood. Watch the video above and see for yourselves. The magic moment happens at the 1:45 minute mark of this performance of the song End of All Days. I mean, right? He’s grabbing a big ol’ handful of stuff, ain’t he? Gods bless him.
UPDATE: Video of this 30StM performance has been pulled offline but you can click below to see screencaps of the bulge grab to still see the goods that Jared Leto is working with. More »
"I'm trying to figure out what the classy way to answer this question"
It has recently come to America’s attention that Justin Theroux has a huge package in his pants. The revelation was made during an episode of Justin‘s new HBO series The Leftovers when he was filmed running in a pair of sweat pants that did nothing to contain and restrain his penis. In the ep, you could see it flopping all over the place thru his sweat pants … a sight that made quite an impression on the television viewing audience. Last night, on Conan, Theroux was asked about his … er … floppiness and he responded in a “classy way” about it. Click below to hear what Justin had to say … and see the floppy scene in question for context. More »
That Ish Cray Of-The-Day
Well, I have to keep it real for a second. Women of color the world over (not all of us… but many of us) have been cringing as “twerking” has taken over the world. Why? Because, well, we invented it. OBVIOUSLY. And so it’s been a little funny to see…mhhh how do I put this nicely… booty-challenged women taking over and claiming “twerking” for their own, LOL. But it’s fine. Anyone can twerk, and that’s fine. But not everyone can do what Amber Rose just did, which is why this Instagram video taken by her husband Wiz Khalifa (who just scored his first Number 1 album), is now going viral. Click inside for more!
Rihanna comes in 2nd, The Beatles come in 4th
Time magazine has come up with a ranking system that determines a pop star’s level of pop stardom and they have calculated that based on a number of factors, Mariah Carey is the Ultimate Pop Star of all pop stars that have ever been. You’ll have to see the infographic below to learn more about how the rankings are calculated but according to Time, Mariah has the top spot, Rihanna comes in second, The Beatles in fourth, Madonna in fifth and Elvis Presley comes in 26th … just above Lady Gaga at 27. HMMM. Read on to learn more. More »
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To be directed by Scorsese, and it sounds awesome.
If you watched last night’s 66th Emmy Awards, you probably caught all of the cracks about cable shows running the world. I thought Seth Meyers was really funny—and spot on about the “demise” of network television. Anyway, here’s more proof that HBO grew up to be the cool kid—Martin Scorsese‘s 2010 film Shutter Island will be the next big series to come to the network. Click inside for more!
A solo album and A 3rd Eye Girl album
Remember back in April when we learned the exciting news that Prince re-signed with his record label Warner Bros. Records to release a new album with his new band 3rd Eye Girl? Well, today we learn that that album has been given a release date … along with another entirely NEW solo album that was written, recorded and performed by Prince. His Purple Majesty announces today that he will be releasing two new albums on the same day next month … which means we are in for a LOT of funky new Prince music very soon. Read on to learn more about these TWO new Prince albums. More »
It's Hawt Outside
Back in June we learned that Glee actress Lea Michele started dating a model who did some male escort work on the side and despite the guy’s former job, we learned quickly that she is very into him. Today, a couple of months later, we see that the pair are still going very strong. Lea and new boyfriend Matthew Paetz were spotted on a hike together in Coldwater Canyon here in LA and as you can see below, it was a very hot outing for the couple. I’m not sure if Matthew was inspired by the photogs who found them but he decided to take off his sleeveless shirt to show us all the goods that Lea is now enjoying all on her own. Not bad, actually. Enjoy.
[Photo credit: WENN]