Plus A Cameo From Rebel Wilson!!!
I don’t know why I was avoiding the trailer for Marky Mark‘s new movie! It’s awesome, lol! But I think I kept seeing Dwayne Johnson‘s face and I thought it was, like, some sort of action dude movie thing. So when the love of my life was like, you gotta watch this trailer, I was kind of ugghhh, okay. But Pain & Gain looks hilarious y’all. Mark Wahlberg plays a fitness instructor who’s tired of just getting by (with his ginormous muscles and stuff) and decides to pull off some kind of extortion heist with The Rock. But then outta nowhere I saw Rebel Wilson! And well, you know I was in after that. Peep the video for more! Michael Bay‘s directing and I think it’s gonna be fun.
Pain & Gain hits theatres April 26, 2013.
SUCH A Good Cast!
We’ve seen some pretty awesome trailers over the last few days. Ryan Gosling‘s new film looks all kinds of amazing, and I’m still cracking up over the red band trailer for Seth Rogen‘s This Is The End. Today we have more good news in the way of movies with The Incredible Burt Wonderstone, which stars three people who I will pretty much watch in anything: Steve Carell, Steve Buscemi, and Jim Carrey. They’re all playing Las Vegas magicians and the trailer looks pretty funny. Really ridiculous… but definitely funny. Peep the video for more!
MTV Goes Uptown, Baby
As we know by now, MTV‘s Jersey Shore is officially DUNZO. The last episode aired the other night, which means it’s time to move on… to more MTV reality shows, lol. Snooki & JWOWW are coming back for another season, and we also saw a trailer for a very scripted-looking series called Buckwild. But I couldn’t help but get a little excited when I saw the preview for a new show, Washington Heights. A few summers ago I had the time of my life subletting a sweet little apartment in the Heights, a predominantly Dominican neighborhood in wayyyy uptown Manhattan. MTV just released a promo for the new show, which will focus on the trials and tribulations of young people from the area looking to accomplish big things. Truthfully, doesn’t look all that exciting, but I have such fond memories of my time there (mainly getting my hair done in their friggen awesome salons), I’m probably gonna check it out. Peep the video for more!
Washington Heights premieres with back-to-back episodes at 10 p.m., January 9, on MTV.
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The Hot Mess You've Been Waiting For?
Back in September we got our first look at the upcoming sequel film Scary Movie 5, which features a cameo by none other than Lindsay Lohan and her partner in trainwreckness Charlie Sheen. Today we get to see the First Couple of Hot Messness in the just-released first trailer for Scary Movie 5. Honestly, the film looks really terrible despite L. Lo‘s inclusion but I suspect her acting ability will do a fine job of making this mess of a movie even worse. I dare you find something to laugh at in this trailer. Not even the gag about Lindsay‘s revoked probation does the trick for me. What do y’all think? Does this look to you like a movie worth seeing?
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EVERYONE Is In It!
For a while I’d heard whisperings of Seth Rogen‘s directorial debut, and we finally get our first look at This Is The End today! I cannot even tell you how pumped I am for this; since Pineapple Express, I’ve been waiting for another Seth Rogen/James Franco mash-up. The trailer (which was appropriately released yesterday, on 12/21/12) is the funniest, coolest, NSFWiest thing I’ve seen in a while. All my favorite guys are here– Danny McBride, Jonah Hill, Jay Baruchel, Jason Segel, and Craig Robinson are The Dream Team in this apocalypse comedy. Peep the video for more!
Emma Watson, Paul Rudd, Mindy Kaling, Michael Cera, Rihanna, and a host of others will be in the flick as well. According to IMDB, everyone’s playing themselves, which is also kinda hilarious. I can’t wait!
This Is The End hits theaters June 14, 2013.
It's Awesome. AWE. SOME.
Okay. Even if you’ve been waiting for this movie since those 2011 promo pics, you are still not ready for The Place Beyond The Pines. Unless of course you’re ready for a trailer that looks like Martin Scorsese‘s The Departed if Martin Scorsese‘s The Departed had a baby with Drive, and then that baby grew up and had a baby with Training Day (i.e. father/son drama meets fast-moving vehicles drama meets dirty cop drama) Oh, and then Ray Liotta was in that movie with Bradley Cooper and Rose Byrne. So yeah. NO. You’re not ready, lol! Ryan Gosling has teamed up again with Blue Valentine director Derek Cianfrance and everyone and their mama is raving about this movie. A little while back we saw Ryan and co-star/boo Eva Mendes on the red carpet at the Toronto International Film Festival, and since its premiere I’ve heard nothing but good things about this flick. Now that I’ve seen the trailer, I’m thinking those good things were totally accurate. Peep the video for more! Ryan Gosling with bleach-blonde hair and face tattoos! And a Metallica shirt! I’m pumped!
The Place Beyond The Pines hits theaters on March 29, 2013.
P.S. Did y’all catch Ryan‘s abs at the beginning of the trailer? Okay, I just wanted to make sure you didn’t miss it. Kbye.
Man. Music is a helluva drug. Baz Lurhmann‘s The Great Gatsby adaptation may have been pushed back, but that just gives us more time to get excited about it all. We learned a while back that music (like that of Kanye West‘s) was a huge part of the filming process on the set of this movie, and we also heard that Prince and Lady Gaga might be writing new music for the soundtrack. The first trailer for The Great Gatsby was released back in May, and just as the music moved that piece, so it moves this one. I know as a former Lit major, I should have more reservations about this adaptation, but I love the movies! And this looks like a friggen MOVIE! Lol. I just mean that the trailer (with all the drama, fashion, and extravagance) is an experience in and of itself, so I’m looking forward to seeing the whole flick. Peep the trailer for more! There’s tons of new footage, more No Church In The Wild, and more Amitabh Bachchan (who PITNBR Ria told us is kind of a big deal). Are you into it?
The Great Gatsby hits theatres May 10, 2013.
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"Homo Sex Art Film"
Back in August we learned that James Franco was producing/starring in a “gay art-porn” film that is an homage to the 1980 William Friedkin film Cruising. As you may recall from that post, Friedkin‘s Cruising was edited by 40 minutes by censors and Franco‘s new film reimagines what those 40 lost minutes might look like. Today we learn that the film has been retitled INTERIOR. LEATHER BAR. and we get to check out the first trailer for the film. Set to debut at the Sundance New Frontiers program in January, INTERIOR is already causing buzz because of its “controversial” subject matter. Check out the fairly SFW trailer above and see what you think.
Prepare Ye for More Swirling Camera Work
Terrence Malick‘s next sweeping masterpiece of cinematic artistry won’t be released here in the US until next April but it will open, first, in the UK in February … and so, the first trailer for the film has been released. Click the embed above to watch the UK trailer for To The Wonder and get your first look at Malick‘s latest work of art. It doesn’t really show us much (which is expected) but it deffo looks very Malicky … sweeping camera work and all. As I understand it, the film stars Ben Affleck as an environmental inspector person with Olga Kurylenko playing his wife and Rachel McAdams as his childhood sweetheart. Javier Bardem also stars in the film as a priest undergoing a test of faith … or something. At this point, it’s all still mysterious but we should expect nothing less from good ol’ Terrence. Check out the trailer for To The Wonder and see what you think.
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A couple of weeks ago we got our first look at the first teaser trailer for the forthcoming sequel film Star Trek: Into Darkness. Today we get to feast our eyes on a second teaser trailer. This second trailer shows us a bit more plot-related stuff but it’s still not yet clear what the major conflict is. Check out the teaser above and get another taste of the new Star Trek film.