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Watch: Britney Spears Releases A NEWER Commercial For Her ‘Fantasy Twist’ Perfume

Queen Hotney Reigns
Spark ... and it's like Gasoline

Early last month we got to see the first TV commercial for Britney Spears‘s new fragrance Fantasy Twist. It would appear that Britney‘s people were not happy with that commercial because it’s been pulled offline and replaced with a newer, much fresher commercial. Check out the video above and see the the commercial in a whole new light … with new music. It’s amazing how the use of better music can make a commercial we’ve already seen look (and sound) so much better.

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Amanda Bynes Spent Election Night Getting A Manicure, Not Giving A F*ck About The Election

Allegedly

A few weeks ago there was a rumor going around that Amanda Bynes‘s strange behavior had taken a new turn when she reportedly got all naked and inappropriate at a tanning salon in NYC. The report is false, apparently, because Bynes is suing the tabloid that published the story. Today we hear another odd tale of Bynes behavior but this story involves no nudity at all. According to this new report, Amanda Bynes spent the week hours of Election Night getting her nails did … at around 2AM cuz, why not. Read on. More »

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Watch: ‘Jurassic Park’ 3D Releases A First Movie Trailer

Nothing New, Still Awesome
Remember. Relive. Return.

Yesterday we saw the first poster for next year’s rerelease of Jurassic Park in 3D and today we get to see the film’s first trailer. Now, before y’all go and get all excited … there is no new footage in this trailer and, I suspect, there is no new footage in the film itself … and this is a good thing. The original film is merely being rereleased in theaters to celebrate it’s 20th anniversary … in 3D! If it’s been a while since you’ve seen Jurassic Park, this trailer might really have an impact on your. Check out the trailer above and remember how amazing a film Jurassic Park still is.

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Watch: Rihanna Releases A Music Video For ‘Diamonds’

"We’re like diamonds in the sky"
"Shine Bright / Like A Dimaond"

In late September Rihanna released her new single Diamonds, the first from her forthcoming new album titled Unapologetic. In late October, she began filming the music video for the track. Today we get to see the official music video for Diamonds in full. While my fandom of Rihanna is waning like a motherf*cker, I was hoping the video would be a good once since I kinda, sorta like the song. The video, I must admit, isn’t terrible but it’s also not anything worth gushing over. I’m posting the video because there is no direct reference or appearance by Rihanna‘s rekindled boyfriend … but it’s his inclusion on her Unapologetic album that will force me to take a pass when it gets released this month. BUT, that’s just me. What do y’all think of the music video for Diamonds? Are you impressed?

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Confirmed: Marky Mark Wahlberg Will Star In ‘Transformers 4′

Nope, It Will NEVER End

Back in June of 2011, Shia LaBeouf went on the record to say that his starring role in the third Transformers film would be his last for the franchise … he is OUT. At the time, it was assumed that the Transformers film franchise might get put away for a few years so that folks could get a bit of a rest from the over-the-top Michael Bay monstrosities. Then, a few months ago, Internet chatter started going around pushing for the casting of Marky Mark Wahlberg to take over as the star of a rebooted Transformers film franchise. I tried to ignore that chatter in the hopes that it might go away. Yeah, that didn’t work. Paramount Pictures is now officially confirming that Mark Wahlberg has been cast in the forthcoming fourth Transformers film. More »

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First Listen: How To Destroy Angels Streams Their New EP ‘An Omen’ Online

Hear The Whole Thing

Last week we got to see the official music video for How To Destroy Angels‘s new single Keep It Together, from their forthcoming new EP titled An Omen. Today … we get to hear the entire EP in full right here, right now on the blog. A Soundcloud stream of the EP has been made available by the band ahead of its official release later this month. Click below to hear the entire 6 song EP and see what you think. More »

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Watch: Ke$ha Releases A Music Video For ‘Die Young’

Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs
"I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums"

Back in September we got our first listen of Ke$ha‘s new single Die Young, the first from her forthcoming new album Warrior. In October, we saw photos from the music video shoot for the song. Today, we get to see the finished music video in full. It would appear that Ke$ha is all about symbology these days … the video is rife with symbols and glyphs that are meant, I’m guessing, to look edgy. I’m hoping her use of the pentagram is a nod to heavy metal imagery (even tho the song is nowhere near metal territory) and not an incorrect nod to the “black arts” (when, in fact, the pentagram has nothing at all to do with any evil purpose). The overuse of crosses and triangles seems to be a joking shout-out to the Illuminati … but it’s neither inventive nor clever. Still, I like the song and the video, mostly. What do y’all think? Does this video make you want to Die Young … or just kill yourself for having wasted your time?

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Justin Bieber Is NOT HAPPY About The ‘Just-in Beaver’ Sex Doll

"Justin is absolutely incensed"

On Monday we learned the disturbing yet, somehow, humorous news that Justin Bieber has been used as the inspiration for a sex doll called Just-in Beaver. Like the various female celebrities that we have in the public eye, Bieber has been turned into a sex toy that is being marketed to both women and men. As you might expect, JB and his people are not happy with this doll. According to “sources” close to The Biebs, he has already instructed his legal team to try and have the Just-in Beaver sex doll taken off the market. He is angry, y’all. More »

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Watch: ‘Les Misérables’ Releases A First TV Commercial

"The Epic Story ..."
"Medley"

The much-anticipated new film adaptation of Victor Hugo‘s Les Misérables won’t open in theaters until Xmas but the promo machine for the film is moving into high gear. We’ve already seen promo videos and we’ve already seen a few posters … now we get to see the first TV commercial. Check out the video above to see the new TV spot that is airing this week and get a small taste of what’s to come in this new incarnation of Les Miz. This new TV commercial features some new footage so, it’s worth a gander. What do you think?

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Lindsay Lohan Faces A New Threat Of Jail Time

SHOCKER, I Know

So … news about Lindsay Lohan has been pretty quiet in the last few weeks so you have prolly been thinking … she’s behaving herself. Well, yes, that is technically true (er, except for that arrest in NYC back in September). BUT, her past bad behavior is catching up with her (again). Remember that car accident back in June where she said she wasn’t the driver then it turned out that she was the driver and had only lied about not being the driver? Yeah, well, now prosecutors are going after her for that lie. IF she gets busted for the lie, it will trigger her probation from her jewelry theft conviction and it is likely — here we go again — that she will go back to jail. I mean. Yeah. More »

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