Archive for the Trainwrecks Category

You Can Now Be Lindsay Lohan In The ‘Lindsay Lohan’s Price of Fame’ Game App

Basically, a rip-off of Mrs. Kanye West's game

If any of you download this app and actually play this game, I’m not saying that I’m going to judge you… but I’m not saying that I’m not going to judge you. Ohhh, Lindsay. Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Lindsay Lohan’s Price of Fame is an attempt to cash in on another game that made a gazillion dollars this year, Kim Kardashian Hollywood. I just watched the trailer or whatever you call these things for the game, and I can’t get over the star-shaped pasties. Like, I can’t. And now I’m forcing you to experience this too, so click inside for more!

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Trainwreck Watch: Columbus Short Explains Why He’s Been Punching People Out

Make it stop.
I'm so confused right now...

I don’t know guys. I don’t even know what to do with this information. Former Scandal actor Columbus Short has been getting himself arrested all over the place, and he’d like to explain his behavior. Honestly? he sounds a little… off in this interview. Mainly the part where he tries to explain that the dude who “disrespected” his wife (by throwing money in her face… because, yes, apparently that happened) was his nephew’s… uncle? I’m confused. And concerned. Peep the video for more.

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YOU Are The New Blog: When Too Much Plastic Surgery Leaves A Celebrity Unrecognizable

PITNB's Weekly Discussion Forum

First of all, let me just say that I am SO obsessed with YATNB! I was writing Trent on Facebook today about it, because I cannot get over some of the comments from last week—you all had sooo many great stories about celebrities you’ve met (and how the experience either sucked or rocked), and I’ve just been having a blast reading about your FABULOUS lives. I feel like it also needs to be said that PITNBrs have some of the most bomb ass grammar on the interwebs. So, props to y’all. All day, every day. Today’s topic was partly inspired by an article I’m reading on The Hollywood Reporter: Plastic Surgery Suicide Puts Spotlight on Beverly Hills Patients’ Desperation, Lies and Mental States (I recommend reading it when you get a chance), so click inside for more!

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WTF: A Tennessee Bride Attached Her Newborn To The Train Of Her Vera Wang Gown

GREATEST THAT ISH CRAY OF-THE-DAY EVERRRRR!!!!

That’s it y’all. I’m done. Done with the internet, done with this story, done with Tennessee (just kidding, Tennessee readers). OMFGOMFGOMFG. Please look at the headline I just wrote. Please, read it again to ensure that you did, in fact, read it correctly. Now look at my face. LOOK AT MY FACE! I am so serious, this is a real-life report, this is not a drill, not a bizarre scene in an upcoming indie movie, this ish is the realest ish I ever wrote. A grown woman. Picked out a Vera Wang gown for her wedding. Looked at that gown. Then looked at her one month-old baby. And then—as the great Katt Williams would say—she made a pimp decision. Please click inside for more. You are not ready. But please click inside for more.
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Michael Lohan & His Baby Son Show Up At Court For Mommy Kate Major’s DUI Arraignment

Lohan Family Values

It’s been about a year since we’ve checked in with Michael Lohan and his newborn son Landon who was borne of his tumultuous relationship with Kate Major. As you may know, Lohan and Major have been on-again/off-again over their years together which have involved domestic violence and jail sentences. Usually, it’s Lohan who ends up in jail after he and Major get into a spat but this time around, Kate was the one who was cooling her heels in jail. After Michael and Kate got into one of their usual physical alterations, Kate sped away from the scene and was arrested by police for drunk driving. Earlier today, Lohan bundled up the couple’s 1 year old son for a visit to the courthouse for mommy Kate‘s arraignment. Just another day in the life of the Lohan family. More »

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Justin Bieber Makes His First Public Statement Since The Arrest, Aligns Himself With Michael Jackson

Mmmmmkay

Here it is y’all! Here it is! Geez, this is almost as exciting as waiting for the first Justin Bieber mug shot! The first post-arrest statement, in which the artist refuses to apologize for his behavior but, rather, compares himself to a legendary, deceased, iconic figure like Michael Jackson, Elvis, or Jesus Christ. Well, Justin Bieber has chosen the late, great MJ to explain to you exactly what happened the other night. See– you all think he was arrested for being drunk, high on prescription meds and weed, and behind the wheel of a car. But that’s not what happened at all. Click inside to find out the truth about Justin Bieber‘s current situation.
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Justin Bieber BUSTED For DUI, Drag Racing AND Resisting Arrest [UPDATE]

We Have The Video and Photos ...

OMG, this is the real deal folks. This is happening. This is not a test. Justin Bieber has reportedly been BUSTED in Miami Beach. Technically, we should have seen this coming from a mile away. After he was caught on video egging his neighbor’s house, the cops raided the Beiber mansion and reportedly found hella drugs, at which time Bieber‘s BFF Lil’ Za was arrested (he got arrested again just as he was about to be released on bail, that time for vandalism). We kept hearing reports from sources saying that Bieber definitely has a drug problem, and we now know that– at the very least– alcohol is one of those drugs of choice. Justin Bieber was pulled over for drag racing in Miami, failed the sobriety test AND resisted arrest. Click inside for more.
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Watch: Shia LaBeouf Headbutts A Guy In A Drunken Bar Fight

Then Apologizes for It

Shia LaBeouf appears to be on a campaign to be the douchiest guy on the planet these days judging by the way he is acting out in every way possible. In recent weeks, Shia has been accused of getting caught in the act of plagiarism and not really caring about it … to the point where he as threatened to quit show business (sound familiar?). After a week or so of staying out of trouble, Shia showed up in a London pub causing a bit of a ruckus by headbutting a fellow bar patron with his own head. Almost immediately after, Shia drunkenly apologized for his actions … and naturally, all of it was caught on camera. Watch below, won’t you? More »

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Watch/Funniest Ish Ever: This Is An Epic Supercut Of All The Best Local News Bloopers From 2013

I Cannot Stop LMAO...
2013: A Year In Epic Local News Moments

I kid you not, I had tears coming out of my eyes as I wrote out this headline. Y’all. This is a very long super cut, but I promise you it’s worth every minute. As we say goodbye to 2013 and reminisce about all of the cray-est stories, the best songs, and the models I stalked, we have this: a brilliant supercut of all the best, sometimes NSFW bloopers from local news stations. I am cracking UP over here! The F-bombs, the penises, friggen Charles Ramsey (MY FAVE!!! CLEVELAND STAND UP, LOL!), the creepy looking monkey grabbing that one news anchor’s breast. I cannot. Nobody call me while I watch this again. Peep the video for more!

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This Grown-Ass Man Spent $100,000 To Look Like Justin Bieber

That-Ish-Cray Of The Day

Okay, so remember that Human Ken Doll guy from a while back? The guy who had over 90 plastic surgery procedures until his face and body had been chiseled to doll-like perfection? Yeah, well some of us wanna look like Ken, and others– apparently– wanna look like Justin Bieber. Because. Justin Bieber is, ya know. The epitome of sexy… LOL. So yeah, this 33 year-old guy has spent the past five years of his life (and about $100,000… that I totally could have used for sooo many other things) to look like the Biebs. Click inside for more!
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