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A New Petition Calls For ‘National Orlando Bloom Day,’ Following The Justin Bieber Punching Incident

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Y’all know I damn near lost my mind when I saw yesterday’s biggest celebrity story RE: Orlando Bloom taking an epic swing at little Justin Bieber. I mean… OMGeeee! You. Can’t. Make. This. Ish. Up! Bieber has been taking the beef to Instagram (internet gangsta that he is), and throwing hella shade with photos of Bloom‘s soon-to-be ex-wife (and MY beloved) Miranda Kerr. He also posted that pic where it looks like Bloom is crying… because Bieber is legit 8 years old. Many, many people the world over are Team Orlando right now, so much so that they are petitioning the White House to honor his name forever. Click inside for more!

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Watch: Here Is The Moment That Aviva Drescher Pulled Off Her Prosthetic Leg And Hurled It Onto The Floor On ‘The Real Housewives Of New York City’

'The Last Leg'

SO, the season 6 finale episode of The Real Housewives of New York City aired last night and even if you don’t watch the show or never plan to watch the show, there is a moment that you MUST see just so that you can live a full and complete life. When this 6th season premiered all those months ago, a preview video was released that showed castmember Aviva Drescher‘s prosthetic lying on the floor … and it took until the last moments of the final ep of the season to see how her leg ended up on the floor. I’m not even going to get into the dramatic events that led up to the moment that Aviva pulled off her prosthetic leg and threw it at her detractors … all you need to know is that she was trying to make a point and she did so by throwing her leg onto the floor. You can click thru the gallery to see screencaps of this amazing moment in reality TV OR, even better, you can click below to watch video of this insanity. Yes, I understand that Aviva throwing her leg onto the floor marks a new low point in Western Civilization but I just can’t stop watching this scene over and over again! More »

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Justin Bieber And Miley Cyrus CDs Were Burned By A Minor League Baseball Team

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Hilarious news to wake up to this morning. Apparently. Some people reeeealllly aren’t feeling today’s biggest pop stars, and they’ve decided to make that crystal clear to the rest of the world. The minor league baseball team Charleston Riverdogs hosted a very special event the other day, in which they lit’rally burned Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber music to the ground. I don’t know about you, but I find this to be incredibly funny. Click inside for more!

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A Husband’s Hilarious Sexual Dissatisfaction Spreadsheet Goes Viral

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This may be one of my favorite internet stories ever… although nothing can compare to the cry-fest inspired by another Reddit thread earlier this week. Before you see this spreadsheet, let me just say that, at first, I wasn’t sure about how I was going to react to this story. I don’t know if any of you watched the season premiere of the new FX show Married, but I was editing a review on it and was disappointed to see that the series was presenting yet another trope-ish female character, which the writer dubs “The Tired Wife.” You know who she is—she works, takes care of the kids, and never ever wants to have sex ever. The good news is that my writer saw the second episode and told me that her character gets a little more depth, but the bad news is we’ve seen way too much of this archetype and it needs to stop (or at least get some nuance). So I present this story not to promote more of the Women Are Always Tired And Never Horny/Sexual movement, but just to see what you guys think of this sexual dissatisfaction spreadsheet, and much of the relationship advice that the wife is now getting online. Click inside for more!

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Cara Delevingne Maybe Hired A Nanny For Her Rabbit

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Okay, everybody. Let’s all calm down. This is a gossip blog, and I’m about to get a little gossip-y because these reports have not been confirmed… although… they haven’t been denied either! LOL. Okay, y’all know I have admitted to following the Instagram account of supermodel Cara Delevingne‘s bunny rabbit, Cecil Delevingne. That bunny is adorable, and fabulous, and hangs out at Chanel, so why not? Anyway, now sources close to Cara are saying that she totes hired a nanny for the bunny, and it’s kind of a big deal. Please click inside for more of this hilarious story.

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Watch: This Vine Of Victoria Beckham And Samuel L. Jackson Together Is All You Need To Get By

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Every once in a while the celebrity/pop culture world blesses with some sort of gem that goes on to change our lives for all eternity. I remember when Samuel L. Jackson teamed up with Anne Hathaway for the most amazing Christmas sing-along ever. And then there was that elevator fight seen ’round the world. Today, I come bearing a new gift. Victoria Beckham and Samuel L. Jackson sat next to each other at Wimbledon and the most hilariously awkward Vine was birthed. Click inside for more!

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Watch/Don’t Watch: If You Can Flip Your Butt Implants, You Have A Problem

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THE. WORST.

I kid you not… as I type this—between the faint odor of diapers in my house and the clip I just watched—there’s a tiny bit of vomit in my mouth. So, there’s that. And there’s this! E! has a new show called Botched about plastic surgery horror stories (and we know a few celebrities who have them) and the patients who’ve survived them… sort of. This Sunday’s episode will introduce lucky viewers to Renee, who started having health issues six months after getting silicone butt injections—AKA booty shots. Whatever you do, please don’t ever watch the video above… unless you’ve always wanted to know what it looks like when a woman flips her butt implants around. Because that’s what you’re gonna see.

I’m gonna go weep for the state of the universe now. Also, as grody as this is, I’m glad her story exists and that she’s sharing it. Renee admits to not listening to her doctors on many occasions, which is why she ended up with these issues. Peep the video for more?

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Apparently, Courtney Love And Amber Rose Made Out Last Night

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Okay, y’all know I love to scour Amber Rose‘s Instagram for new photos of little Sebastian every now and again. So you can imagine my semi-surprise when I saw that she had shared a very special moment with the one and only Courtney Love. I say ‘semi-surprise‘ because motherhood hasn’t exactly changed the fact that Amber
still comes off as someone who would totally make out with Courtney Love (and I like that about her).
Anyway, both ladies were in attendance at last night’s BET Awards and, well, I guess some stuff popped off… lol. Click inside for more!

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You’ll Never Believe What Kanye West Is Doing For His Court-Ordered Community Service

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It’s like, you don’t really want to believe that celebrities get special treatment from the courts, but… celebrities clearly get special treatment from the courts. As most of you probably remember, Kanye West went HAM on a paparazzi photographer a little while back and is now “paying for it”… if by “paying for it” I mean doing something he’d probably pay to do anyway… LMAO. This is such a hilarious story, I can’t even believe it’s real. Click inside for more!

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WTF: A Tennessee Bride Attached Her Newborn To The Train Of Her Vera Wang Gown

GREATEST THAT ISH CRAY OF-THE-DAY EVERRRRR!!!!

That’s it y’all. I’m done. Done with the internet, done with this story, done with Tennessee (just kidding, Tennessee readers). OMFGOMFGOMFG. Please look at the headline I just wrote. Please, read it again to ensure that you did, in fact, read it correctly. Now look at my face. LOOK AT MY FACE! I am so serious, this is a real-life report, this is not a drill, not a bizarre scene in an upcoming indie movie, this ish is the realest ish I ever wrote. A grown woman. Picked out a Vera Wang gown for her wedding. Looked at that gown. Then looked at her one month-old baby. And then—as the great Katt Williams would say—she made a pimp decision. Please click inside for more. You are not ready. But please click inside for more.
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