Please, Gods, NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Remember that photo that surfaced a couple of days ago that features popstar Justin Bieber suckling the oversized, silicone-infused breast of a stripper? Well, there’s a possibility that we ain’t seen nothin’ yet. A new report is going around that suggests that an actual Justin Bieber sex tape may come out shortly … which fills me with such dread that I cannot even comprehend what the release of such a video would do to mankind. At this point, this alleged sex tape exists only in rumor … but considering the graphic nature of that nipple sucking photo, is it really so hard to believe that an explicit sex video also exists of Justin Bieber? More »
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But Seriously. Whatever Happened To That Kanye West Sex Tape?
Y’all know how I feel about Teen Mom; MTV‘s so-called reality show gets me into such a rage I really try not to write about it. But I have addressed a few stories about some of the girls from the show, because some are just too juicy to resist. Like this one! Do y’all remember Farrah Abraham? Of course you do. Her cry-face became one of the greatest memes ever. Well she’s been getting into a bit of trouble of lately– got herself a DUI which wasn’t really news to me because, well, she’s a Teen Mom star! But now there’s talk of a Farrah Abraham sex tape that’s being shopped around to a bunch of porn companies. Pssshhh. I knew that boob job she got wasn’t for ‘modeling.’ LMAO. Click inside for more!
It's Still Online For Our Viewing [Dis]pleasure
A little while back we saw an unforgettable video; it was amazing, inspiring, and a joy to experience. I’m talking about that clip of Flavor Flav running into Miley Cyrus and mistaking her for Gwen Stefani. Shortly thereafter we saw a… different kind of video that was equally unforgettable, though for other reasons. The Hulk Hogan sex tape came crashing into our world like a ginormous wave into the depths of our souls, and changed our lives forever. Hulk has been fighting Gawker, the website that published it, and went on to sue them for $100 million. He also asked a judge to force Gawker to keep the video offline while the suit moves forward, but a judge has just ruled in the website’s favor, so the sex tape will remain online. So. Hooray…. ???
They're Calling Bull---
Okay, so remember a while back when Gawker posted a clip of the infamous Hulk Hogan sex tape? Yes… of course you do; it was unforgettable… and unforgivable. Well Hogan made good on his promises to sue the website and he wants $100,000,000 for ‘severe and irreparable injury’ as well as the name of the individual who leaked the tape to Gawker. Originally, the Hulk was also suing his former friend Bubba The Love Sponge (yup), whose wife was the lovely young lady in the video. But Bubba issued an apology and claimed he had no idea his wife and Hogan were being taped, so Hulk settled with him out of court. Not so much for the gossip site, Gawker. Hulk Hogan is moving forward with his suit against them (and Bubba‘s wife Heather Clem) Click inside to see what Gawker has to say.
Oh, Like You Haven't Been Waiting For Hulk Hogan To Go On 'HuffPost Live' To Talk About His Sex Tape
Don’t worry y’all. Hulk Hogan‘s not having sex in this video, I promise. It’s just an interview, okay? Okay. Now, if you’ve seen the Hulk Hogan sex tape (and I know at least ELEVEN of you have!) you may not want to ever watch a video featuring Hulk Hogan doing anything, ever again. However, if you don’t watch this interview, you will miss the absolute greatest, most brilliant ‘That’s What She Said‘ joke ever in the history of the world!!! The interviewer was totally corny, until that moment. And now he is my hero. Anyway, Hulk Hogan talks about his marriage with Linda, the verbal and mental abuse he suffered, and– yes– the sex with his swinger friend’s wife. Enjoy. Or whatever.
Oh, Like You Haven't Been Waiting For The Hulk Hogan Sex Tape To Leak Online!
Soooo. Hulk Hogan. Sex tape. Online now. LMAO. I’m sorry, I can’t even pretend for a minute that I wanted to see this at all, anywhere, ever. And yet… I totally watched it. Yup. I watched the Hulk Hogan sex tape. Judge me if you will! And it’s a good thing I got my viewing in when I did because now Hulk Hogan is now preparing to sue Gawker (the site that posted the vid), which means the video won’t be up for long! I’m just sayin’. Stop judging me and get deets inside, lol!
Oh boy. Oh. Boy. I’m not sure… but I think there seriously is footage of Kanye West doing the damn thing and I may… be forced to, like, actually watch it. For research purposes, of course. Job-related, is what it would be. Business, not personal, ya know? Okay, no. Seriously. There’s a Kanye West sex tape (allegedly) being shopped around and I kinda wanna see it. Why? The answer, my friends, is quite complicated and I haven’t quite worked it out myself so just click inside for deets, and I’ll see if I can put my thoughts together. This is gonna be awkward…
Posted under: Kanye West
Blast from the Past
Yesterday TMZ reported on the existence of a sex tape being offered for sale that features late rap superstar Tupac Shakur getting a “job” from a female admirer while hanging out with friends in a room together (backstage?). Today they provide screencaps from that sex tape in order to verify it’s authenticity … and YEP, it sure looks like Tupac and his lady friend are sexin’. If you are interested in checking out the totally safe for work photos and semi-NSFW description you can see/read below. More »
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Yesterday we learned that actor Charlie Sheen was rushed to the emergency room early Thursday morning after he reportedly spent the night before on an alcohol and drug-fueled bender with a group of porn stars. Today we are hearing a LOT of details from that little party from some of the attendees themselves who are speaking out in an effort to enlighten us all as to what exactly went down at Charlie Sheen‘s house before he was rushed to the hospital. Apparently, the events got started early Wednesday and continued non-stop leading up to the point where 911 was called to transport Sheen to the emergency room. Read on if you’re interested in learning how Charlie Sheen likes to spend his Hump Days. More »