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Will MTV Allow Farrah Abraham’s Porno To Be Released?

These Are The Important Questions, Folks.
Posted by: Shannon on May 6, 2013| 7 Comments

Since we learned that MTV Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham had gone and made a porno with adult film star James Deen, many of us were wondering if such a thing could effect her ‘career’ on the show. Now that the porno has been sold to Vivid Entertainment (and Farrah‘s received a pretty penny for it), is she just supposed to go back to filming Teen Mom like nothing happened, lol? I don’t know how that’s gonna work, but the head of Vivid is warning MTV that the porno is dropping soon, unless there’s something in Farrah‘s contract that will complicate the release. Click inside for more.
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Oh Boy: Graphic Photos From Farrah Abraham’s Porno Have Leaked Online

I Really Should Have Mentally Prepared For This
Posted by: Shannon on May 2, 2013| 4 Comments

Damn y’all. For all my joking and reporting on this story, I think I hadn’t really come to terms with the fact that Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom made a real, live porno with James Deen! Like, I think I still didn’t believe she’d actually created footage of herself getting it on and popping with this dude. But yeah, no. She did. And now, there are photos to prove it. Let’s just be grateful that little Sophia is too young to google… I think. Click inside for more!
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Farrah Abraham Closes The Deal On Her First Porno For Six Figures

Get Ready For 'Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom'
Posted by: Shannon on April 29, 2013| 11 Comments

Well, looks like congratulations are in order for Farrah Abraham. Is that how it works? Do you congratulate people when they close the deal on their first porno? Yeah, I think you do. Anywho, we’ve been hearing about Farrah‘s porno scandal drama thing for a minute now and it looks like the Teen Mom star has gotten it all worked out, and has a big payday headed her way. Initially Farrah had said that she made the tape for private purposes (that made, like, no sense), but that she wanted $2 million for it (that part made a little more sense). Well folks, if you shoot for the moon you’ll at least land among the stars– Vivid Entertainment (who were the first folks to tell us a little about the porno) have purchased Farrah‘s porno with James Deen for close to $1 million. And it’s going to be called… wait for it… Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. LMAOoooooo. Yes. Click inside for more!
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Watch: Farrah Abraham Says Her Porn Co-Star Was Disrespectful To Women

Oh, And He Has A Small... Um. Yeah.
Posted by: Shannon on April 15, 2013| 17 Comments
Farrah's The Victim, Y'all

OMG. Y’all. I’ve officially gotten caught up in a trainwreck. I know some day soon I’m gonna have to stop following this story for my own good, but right now. I’m caught up! TMZ ran into Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, fresh on the heels of all her porn video drama… and it was insane. She and her mother both said so many ridiculous things (in such a short period of time), I’m uncomfortable, I’m confused, and I’m exhausted. Farrah starts by saying that James Deen (the co-star in her porn video who first went public about the tape) needs to get out of the business because he’s getting disrespectful to women… Um. Women like herself? Who have, like, tons of respect for themselves? LMAO, okay. Then she says he has a small penis, then her Mom totally defends her and says James is trying to exploit Farrah and ruin her reputation, and that she doesn’t think Farrah knew she was making a porn. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG. Stawp it. Someone. Just stawp the madness.

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Farrah Abraham’s Lawyer Is Now Getting Involved In This Porno Madness

Oooh, Things Are Getting Serious Now!
Posted by: Shannon on April 13, 2013| 3 Comments

A couple of days ago we learned that Farrah Abraham had finally come clean about the video she made with porn star James Deen. We initially thought it was a sex tape, but then learned it was a full-on porn video. And now we’re all just waiting to see what happens next/when the porno will leak online. This situation is getting pretty serious, though. Because now Farrah‘s lawyer has gotten involved and has officially confirmed that there is porno being shopped around town. Awesome sauce. Click inside to learn more!
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‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham Finally Admits To Making A Porno With James Deen

But She Totally Made It For 'Personal Use.' So. Yeah.
Posted by: Shannon on April 11, 2013| 11 Comments

This is hilarious. Remember earlier this week we first heard reports that Farrah Abraham (from MTV‘s illustrious group of Teen Mom stars) had a sex tape that was being shopped around? And then we learned that it wasn’t exactly a sex tape… but a full-on porno shot with porn star James Deen? Well, Farrah Abraham has finally come out and confirmed the news that James Deen leaked to TMZ– yes, she did make a porno with him. But she absolutely does not want it released… for less than $2 million dollars. LMAO! Hey. You gotta have standards, y’all. OMG. I am being so judgmental, but I just cannot with these girls! Click inside for more!
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Apparently This Kanye West Sex Tape Thing Is Really Happening

Allegedly
Posted by: Shannon on September 22, 2012| 6 Comments

Oh boy. Oh. Boy. I’m not sure… but I think there seriously is footage of Kanye West doing the damn thing and I may… be forced to, like, actually watch it. For research purposes, of course. Job-related, is what it would be. Business, not personal, ya know? Okay, no. Seriously. There’s a Kanye West sex tape (allegedly) being shopped around and I kinda wanna see it. Why? The answer, my friends, is quite complicated and I haven’t quite worked it out myself so just click inside for deets, and I’ll see if I can put my thoughts together. This is gonna be awkward…
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A Porn Company Wants ‘Closer’ Magazine’s ‘More Intimate’ Photos Of Kate Middleton And Prince William

The Plot Thickens...
Posted by: Shannon on September 16, 2012| 9 Comments
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge arrive in the Solomo Islands

After publishing the now-infamous topless photos of Kate Middleton, the editor of Closer Magazine (Laurence Pieau) released a statement defending her choice and kind of being like, ‘what’s the big deal?’ She went on to say that the photos were beautiful, and that it was more about young love than anything, AND that she had ‘more intimate pictures’ of the couple that would not be published. Many people, including the folks at a lovely little place called YouPorn, have understood this to mean that there are photos of the Duke and Duchess in the act. YouPorn has now made an astounding offer for these alleged ‘sex pictures.’ Get the deets inside.

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First Look: James Franco Falls In Love With A Porn Star In ‘About Cherry’

Posted by: Shannon on July 30, 2012| 1 Comment
Probably NSFW

This may be one of the realest porn movies we’ll ever get– and I know many of us have been looking for an authentic porn movie. About Cherry was directed by Stephen Elliot, a former sex worker who also co-wrote the script with NYU lecturer and writer Lorelei Lee… who is also a porn performer. Plus we’ve got Heather Graham on board– and she’s played a porn star (and the porn star, Rollergirl in Boogie Nights!) enough times to be considered an expert. Thus, methinks this movie’s in good hands. Newcomer Ashley Hinshaw (Chronicle) takes the lead, playing a young girl named Angelina who’s navigating a very tricky path towards independence. And then there’s the part where we get to look at James Franco, which is always a good reason to go to the movies. Happy trailer-ing!

About Cherry comes out on VOD August 9. IFC Midnight will release the film to select theaters on September 21. Also stars Dev Patel! Love!

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A British Hotel Replaced The Bible With ’50 Shades Of Grey’

That-Ish-Cray of the Day
Posted by: Shannon on July 26, 2012| 10 Comments

Ugh. I’m so annoyed that this news falls under today’s That-Ish-Cray Of The Day! Because otherwise the sub-heading was totally going to be “The British Are Coming.” Which is so much funnier than “That-Ish-Cray Of The Day“! But I gotta follow protocol, even when I have the greatest pun/overtly sexual American Revolutionary War reference ever. Speaking of Americans, apparently a lot of them are pissed off at The Damson Dene Hotel in England. This hotel’s owner committed the blasphemy to end all blasphemies when he decided to replace hotel nightstand staple The Gideon Bible, with that new ish, 50 Shades Of Grey. Deets inside!
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