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Miley Cyrus Inspires A Porn Parody Titled ‘Molly’s Wrecking Ballz’

What took so long?

Remember back in 2011 when a sex doll called Mylie was released as a XXX parody of Miley Cyrus (which came complete with 3 “achey love holes”)? Well, today we learn that Miley has inspired another porn parody, this time a full length hardcore XXX pornographic movie by a company Devil’s Film. The trailer for this film was created by PornerBros (which is the best name ever, btw). As you may know, very popular things like Game of Thrones have also inspired porn parodies (two parodies, actually) so it makes sense that supersexed Miley would inspire such a creation herself. Titled Molly’s Wrecking Ballz, this new porn parody stars, and I quote, “Miley Mae and her favorite celebrity f*ck friends”. Oh my. Click below to see the totally safe for work poster artwork for this new porn parody and learn more about this piece of pornographic cinema … inspired by Miley Cyrus, herself. More »

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Watch: Hustler Releases A Trailer For Their Very Own ‘Game Of Thrones’ Porn Parody

'This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX'
"More than winter will be cumming"

Back in October we first learned that there existed in the world a porn parody based on the HBO series Game of Thrones cleverly titled Game of Bones — you may recall, we even got to see a trailer for the parody. Today we learn that Hustler has gotten in on the GoT porn parody game with a release of their own titled This Ain’t Game of Thrones XXX. As you can see in the totally SFW trailer above, Hustler went to great pains to find adult actors who look very much like the characters they’re meant to parody in this erotic video. I have to say, this latest installment in the Game of Thrones porn parody game looks far too entertaining for its own good. Have a look, see what you think. Does this look like something you’d like to add to your Game of Thrones collection?

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Watch: Miley Cyrus’s Porn Tape Music Video For ‘Adore You’ Leaks To The Interwebs [UPDATE]

Um. Happy Kwanzaa? [UPDATE: Miley Has Released The Official Vid]
Let's Get NSFW Up In Here

The other day we got a look at the official teaser for Miley Cyrus‘s new video for Adore You and, since then, someone took it upon themselves to leak the entire NSFW video to the world. Here it is folks. Miley Cyrus, the self-proclaimed ‘biggest feminist’ out there, quasi-masturbating publicly embracing her sexuality as a means of empowerment. Peep the video for more!

[UPDATE]: Miley has released the official video, so we replaced that sketchy, leaked version with the real deal. Your thoughts?

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Scarlett Johansson Tells British ‘Marie Claire’ Magazine That She Is A Fan Of Porn

"I think porn ... can be enjoyed"

Scarlett Johnson is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of British Marie Claire magazine to promote her new film Don Jon and altho she talked about many of the usual magazine interview stuff, it’s her comments on her proclivities for pornography that managed to catch my attention. In Don Jon, ScarJo plays a woman who is in a relationship with a guy (played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt) who really loves porn. In her real life, Scarlett makes it clear that a little porn in everyone’s life is A-OK with her. More »

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Watch: The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Porn Parody Releases A Preview Trailer

"I'm sure it'll be as cool as a Whitewalkers dildo"
MOSTLY SFW

So … remember a couple of weeks ago when we got to see those amazingly fun promo photos for the forthcoming porn parody spoof of Game of Thrones titled Game of Bones? Well, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Wood Rocket Productions have just released a trailer for Game of Bones that is MOSTLY safe for work and ENTIRELY funny as Hell. Click the embed above to feast your eyes on this masterpiece of porn parody … then head over to the COMPLETELY NSFW WoodRocket.com to see more preview video from Game of Bones which is quite explicit in nature. Lordy! Winter is Cumming, y’all. Are you ready for it?

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Gets A Brilliantly Hilarious Porn Parody

Behold, Game Of Bones

The announcement of porn parodies never cease to amaze me … even tho I have never actually watched a single one, I can’t help but get a kick out of formal announcements of new parody films. First we got the Buffy the Vampire Slayer parody, then the Man of Steel parody … I guess it was only a matter of time before Game of Thrones got it’s own spoof. The parody produced by Wood Rocket is titled Game of Bones, obvs, and it features (among other things) an Iron Throne made out of dildos cuz … duh. Click thru the gallery to see the cast of porn actors who will appear in Game of Bones (including Lindsay Lohan‘s Canyons co-star James Deen as Jon Snow). Then click below to watch a SFW and hilariously ridiculous preview trailer. More »

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Miley Cyrus Has Been Offered A $1 Million Dollar Porn Deal

TO DIRECT, only to direct

Welp, it would appear that Miley Cyrus‘s varying bouts with undress has finally caught the attention of porn manufacturers because today we learn that Miss Cyrus has been offered her very own, very first porn deal. No, she hasn’t been offered a role to perform IN a porn project … she’s been offered a hefty sum to get behind the camera and DIRECT a porn project. Since the offer is so new, we don’t know yet if Miley has decided to accept the offer but … it’s on the table, ready for her approval. More »

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Will MTV Allow Farrah Abraham’s Porno To Be Released?

These Are The Important Questions, Folks.

Since we learned that MTV Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham had gone and made a porno with adult film star James Deen, many of us were wondering if such a thing could effect her ‘career’ on the show. Now that the porno has been sold to Vivid Entertainment (and Farrah‘s received a pretty penny for it), is she just supposed to go back to filming Teen Mom like nothing happened, lol? I don’t know how that’s gonna work, but the head of Vivid is warning MTV that the porno is dropping soon, unless there’s something in Farrah‘s contract that will complicate the release. Click inside for more.
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Oh Boy: Graphic Photos From Farrah Abraham’s Porno Have Leaked Online

I Really Should Have Mentally Prepared For This

Damn y’all. For all my joking and reporting on this story, I think I hadn’t really come to terms with the fact that Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom made a real, live porno with James Deen! Like, I think I still didn’t believe she’d actually created footage of herself getting it on and popping with this dude. But yeah, no. She did. And now, there are photos to prove it. Let’s just be grateful that little Sophia is too young to google… I think. Click inside for more!
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Farrah Abraham Closes The Deal On Her First Porno For Six Figures

Get Ready For 'Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom'

Well, looks like congratulations are in order for Farrah Abraham. Is that how it works? Do you congratulate people when they close the deal on their first porno? Yeah, I think you do. Anywho, we’ve been hearing about Farrah‘s porno scandal drama thing for a minute now and it looks like the Teen Mom star has gotten it all worked out, and has a big payday headed her way. Initially Farrah had said that she made the tape for private purposes (that made, like, no sense), but that she wanted $2 million for it (that part made a little more sense). Well folks, if you shoot for the moon you’ll at least land among the stars– Vivid Entertainment (who were the first folks to tell us a little about the porno) have purchased Farrah‘s porno with James Deen for close to $1 million. And it’s going to be called… wait for it… Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. LMAOoooooo. Yes. Click inside for more!
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