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Watch: Pokémon Gets The XXX Treatment In This Trailer For The Porn Parody ‘Strokémon’

"Gotta f*ck 'em all"
"What the fuckémon is that?"

In terms of pop culture-inspired porn parodies, we’ve seen mostly entertaining offerings that have spoofed Guardians of the Galaxy, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Man of Steel … to name but a few. Today, we learn that WoodRocket Productions has taken the porn parody treatment into the world of … Pokémon. A trailer for their newest offering, titled Strokémon, has been released and as you can see above, except for some strong language, the trailer is mostly safe for work (tho, the Pikachu-like character named Dickachu is the stuff nightmares are made of. All of your fave Pokémon characters are spoofed in this porn parody — Ash, Misty, Brock, even Team Rocket (Jess, James and a nekkid Meowth):


Honestly, I like having fun with silly porn parody offerings but this one … this one is different. I’m so terrified by the prospect of these characters having sex that I’m not sure my frail little heart could handle the NSFW version of this trailer. But, if you are the type of person that would love to have your childhood completely destroyed by a porn parody film based on a beloved cartoon from your youth, then Strokémon might be right up your alley.

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First Look: Rashida Jones’ ‘Hot Girls Wanted’ Explores The Amateur Porn Industry

"It can't be good for you to have sex that much, with that many new people."

Netflix and HBO are really starting to change the way we understand documentary films and their distribution. This year one of the most talked-about and critically acclaimed movies so far has to be Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck, an HBO original documentary. But we also had Going Clear and now it looks like Netflix is expanding its original content to include more documentaries as well. Rashida Jones, who has her hands in a little bit of everything lately, is the producer behind Hot Girls Wanted and the trailer is pretty interesting… or devastating, depending on how you see it. Click inside for more!

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Watch: The ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Porn Parody Releases A First Video Trailer

It's mostly SFW
Get a Star-Load of This

Last month we learned that those merry porn pranksters at Wood Rocket have cooked up a porn movie titled Gnardians of the Galaxy which is a parody of the Marvel Studios movie Guardians of the Galaxy. Today we get to see the mostly safe for work first trailer for Gnardians. Except for some strong language and the fact that one of the characters is a larger-than-life size walking dildo, this trailer should be OK for watching in most settings … but use your best discretion. The full, uncensored porn parody is available in two parts, with part one available on woodrocket.com now. So, what’re you waiting for …? Go watch it!

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Here Is Your First Look At The ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Porn Parody That The World Has Been Waiting For

Starring Star Load, Gamwhora, Rocket Raccooch, Crax & Groin

Previously, we marveled at the creation of porn parodies based on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Man of Steel and Game of Thrones (which got both a straight and a gay porn parody film). Today we learn that porn purveyors Wood Rocket have taken the Marvel Comics film Guardians of the Galaxy and turned it into a porn parody titled Gnardians of the Galaxy. Star Lord has been replaced by Star Load, Gamora replaced with Gamwhora, etc. The video isn’t ready for release just yet but we do get to check out the mostly SFW first promo photo … which you can see below … if you dare. More »

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Britney Spears’s Ex-Boyfriend Cheated On Her With A Porn Star

Because, of course he did

I really hoped I would never have to type the name David Lucado ever again but there is an update to his awful cheating story. A few weeks ago we learned that Britney Spears dumped his sorry ass after he got caught cheating on her. Today we learn that Lucado didn’t merely cheat with any old person … he cheated on Britney with a porn star … which only makes his story all the more gross. Read on to learn more about the woman who Lucado chose to ruin his relationship with Britney Spears over. More »

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AT LAST! ‘Game Of Thrones’ Gets The Gay Porn Parody That It Deserves

"All Men Must Cum"
"I do not have a gentle touch"

In recent months, we’ve seen clever and totally NSFW porn parodies that pay homage to things like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Man of Steel and HBO‘s Game of Thrones (geeze, even Miley Cyrus got her own porn parody). At long last, someone has finally come forward with a gay porn parody that we all deserve. Men.com has launched an episodic series titled Gay of Thrones that gives fans the extremely NSFW gay porn version of Game of Thrones that we have all be waiting for! The first installment was released on Friday with 3 more scenes set for release on a weekly basis. You can click above to watch the fairly SFW trailer for Gay of Thrones and then click below to watch a still SFW but a bit more risqué trailer below. More »

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Watch: The Wu-Tang Clan Affiliated Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Penis Wants To Prove His Penis Works By Starring In A Porn Movie

"Does it work?!"
"Does it work?!? Can Kanye West rant?"

Remember that Wu-Tang Clan affiliated rapper, Christ Bearer, who cut off his own penis and then tried to convince us all that he was able to have his severed penis reattached (after it was reported that he could not have his penis reattached)? Well, today he’s trying to convince us that not only does his reattached penis work but he wants to prove that it works by starring in a porn movie. Sounds legit. Click the embed above to see if you believe the guy’s story.

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Miley Cyrus Inspires A Porn Parody Titled ‘Molly’s Wrecking Ballz’

What took so long?

Remember back in 2011 when a sex doll called Mylie was released as a XXX parody of Miley Cyrus (which came complete with 3 “achey love holes”)? Well, today we learn that Miley has inspired another porn parody, this time a full length hardcore XXX pornographic movie by a company Devil’s Film. The trailer for this film was created by PornerBros (which is the best name ever, btw). As you may know, very popular things like Game of Thrones have also inspired porn parodies (two parodies, actually) so it makes sense that supersexed Miley would inspire such a creation herself. Titled Molly’s Wrecking Ballz, this new porn parody stars, and I quote, “Miley Mae and her favorite celebrity f*ck friends”. Oh my. Click below to see the totally safe for work poster artwork for this new porn parody and learn more about this piece of pornographic cinema … inspired by Miley Cyrus, herself. More »

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Watch: Hustler Releases A Trailer For Their Very Own ‘Game Of Thrones’ Porn Parody

'This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX'
"More than winter will be cumming"

Back in October we first learned that there existed in the world a porn parody based on the HBO series Game of Thrones cleverly titled Game of Bones — you may recall, we even got to see a trailer for the parody. Today we learn that Hustler has gotten in on the GoT porn parody game with a release of their own titled This Ain’t Game of Thrones XXX. As you can see in the totally SFW trailer above, Hustler went to great pains to find adult actors who look very much like the characters they’re meant to parody in this erotic video. I have to say, this latest installment in the Game of Thrones porn parody game looks far too entertaining for its own good. Have a look, see what you think. Does this look like something you’d like to add to your Game of Thrones collection?

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Watch: Miley Cyrus’s Porn Tape Music Video For ‘Adore You’ Leaks To The Interwebs [UPDATE]

Um. Happy Kwanzaa? [UPDATE: Miley Has Released The Official Vid]
Let's Get NSFW Up In Here

The other day we got a look at the official teaser for Miley Cyrus‘s new video for Adore You and, since then, someone took it upon themselves to leak the entire NSFW video to the world. Here it is folks. Miley Cyrus, the self-proclaimed ‘biggest feminist’ out there, quasi-masturbating publicly embracing her sexuality as a means of empowerment. Peep the video for more!

[UPDATE]: Miley has released the official video, so we replaced that sketchy, leaked version with the real deal. Your thoughts?

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