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Tracy Morgan Has Been Released From The Hospital, Will Continue To Recuperate In A Rehab Center

"he is continuing to show signs of improvement"

Earlier this week we learned the very happy news that Tracy Morgan‘s condition had been upgraded to “fair” just about 2 weeks after he was involved in a deadly car accident. Today we learn the even happier news that Tracy is now well enough to leave the hospital. According to his publicist, Morgan still has a long recovery road ahead of him but he is showing signs of improvement so significant that he can now continue to recuperate in a private rehab center. Woot!! More »

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Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino Leaves Jail With A Big Ol’ Black Eye

Yeowch!

Yesterday we learned that former Jersey Shore reality TV star Mike The Situation Sorrentino got arrested in New Jersey after he got into a physical altercation with his brother Frank at the tanning salon that they co-own. As I understand it, there have been some problems at the salon with employees not being paid and it is believed that yesterday’s fight between the Sorrentino brothers stemmed from those business problems. A few hours after his arrest, The Sitch was released from police custody on bail and as you can see below, he was sportin’ a serious black eye. Damn. I wonder what the other guy looked like. More »

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Tracy Morgan’s Condition Has Been Upgraded To ‘Fair’

"His personality is certainly starting to come back as well"

Last weekend we learned the sad news that comedian Tracy Morgan was seriously injured in a car accident when the vehicle he was riding in was involved in a 6-car pile up that resulted in one death. A day or so later, we learned that Tracy had undergone major surgery while hospitalized. Today we learn the happy news that Morgan‘s condition has been upgraded from stable to fair, which means that his recuperation is coming along very nicely. More »

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Harrison Ford Was Injured On The Set Of ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’

"Shooting will continue as planned while he recuperates."

71-year old Harrison Ford suffered an accident on the set of Star Wars: Episode VII that sent him to the hospital with an injured ankle. Ford, as you should be well aware, is reprising his role as Han Solo in the film and it sounds like he was injured while he was doing something Han Solo-ish. Click below to read the full official statement from Disney. More »

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Tracy Morgan Responsive After Undergoing Major Surgery In The Wake Of That Fatal Car Accident

"We expect him to remain in the hospital for several weeks."

On Saturday we learned the very sad news that comedian/actor Tracy Morgan was involved in a horrific 6-car accident that resulted in one fatality in the wee hours that morning. Today we get an update on Tracy‘s condition as he continues to recuperate in the hospital. The very good news is that Tracy is responsive, even tho he remains in critical condition after he underwent surgery for broken bones. His rep has revealed that Tracy will be spending “several weeks” in hospital care but, thankfully, it sounds like he’s doing well so far. Click below to learn more. More »

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Tracy Morgan Is In Critical Condition After A Horrific Six-Vehicle Car Crash

One person was killed and seven others have been hospitalized.

Terrible news to pass along right now. Comedian and actor Tracy Morgan is in critical condition at the Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital after a six-vehicle car crash in New Jersey. Morgan was riding in his limo bus, and it turned over. Authorities are saying that it looks like a the tractor-trailer may have rear-ended the bus, but they’re not sure. Many of you know that I’m a huge fan of Tracy Morgan– just the other day I was watching him during the Don Rickles tribute, and he was his usual, hilarious self. This news is just the worst, so all I can do is hope for the best. Sadly, there has already been one casualty as a result of the crash. Click inside for more.
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The Wu-Tang Clan Affiliated Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Penis Says He Was Able To Have His Penis Reattached

I remain unconvinced

Remember that Wu-Tang Clan affiliated rapper who lost his shizz last month and then cut off his own penis before he jumped out of a 2-story apartment window in a botched suicide attempt? Remember how it was reported that doctors were unable to reattach his penis? Well, for the first time since the incident, the guy is speaking out in an attempt to explain his actions. Andre Christ Bearer Johnson spoke with TMZ about his freak-out and reveals that the cutting off of his own penis was inspired by his children … and he maintains that he was able to successfully have his penis reattached. Personally, the guy sounds whacky as ever in this new interview … but not nearly as whacky as he was when he chopped off his own manhood and jumped out of that window. More »

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Miley Cyrus Has Been Released From The Hospital, Will Resume Tour In Europe

"Europe is still on"

Last week we learned that due to her extended hospitalization, Miley Cyrus was forced to postpone the remaining dates on her US tour until later this year. Today we learn that Miley has finally been released from the hospital so that she can recuperate a bit more at home before she kicks off the European leg of her BANGERZ Tour. As you may recall, Miley was hospitalized earlier this month due to an allergic reaction to antibiotics and was so ill that she had to be hospitalized for a few weeks. At last, tho, she is finally well enough to go home. More »

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Miley Cyrus May Be Hospitalized For Up To 27 Days

"Miley is devastated about missing shows"

Yesterday we learned that Miley Cyrus had to be hospitalized in Kansas City, MO due to an allergic reaction to antibiotics that were prescribed to her by doctors (altho other possible reasons for Miley‘s illness have been offered by other media outlets). Today we learn that Miley is in a really bad way. She is still hospitalized as she recovers from her allergic reaction and may be out of commission for up to 27 days. OOF. More »

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Bad News! The Wu-Tang Clan Rapper Who Cut Off His Penis Cannot Have It Reattached

Yikes!

So, remember yesterday when heard about that Wu-Tang Clan affiliated rapper Andre Johnson who freaked out by cutting off his own penis before jumping out of a two story window? Well, today we learn the very good news that Johnson is now in stable condition at Cedars-Sinai Hospital. But, we also learn the bad news that doctors were unable to reattach Johnson‘s johnson so, very unfortunately for him, he is now penis-less. OY! More »

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