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The Wu-Tang Clan Affiliated Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Penis Says He Was Able To Have His Penis Reattached

I remain unconvinced

Remember that Wu-Tang Clan affiliated rapper who lost his shizz last month and then cut off his own penis before he jumped out of a 2-story apartment window in a botched suicide attempt? Remember how it was reported that doctors were unable to reattach his penis? Well, for the first time since the incident, the guy is speaking out in an attempt to explain his actions. Andre Christ Bearer Johnson spoke with TMZ about his freak-out and reveals that the cutting off of his own penis was inspired by his children … and he maintains that he was able to successfully have his penis reattached. Personally, the guy sounds whacky as ever in this new interview … but not nearly as whacky as he was when he chopped off his own manhood and jumped out of that window. More »

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Miley Cyrus Has Been Released From The Hospital, Will Resume Tour In Europe

"Europe is still on"

Last week we learned that due to her extended hospitalization, Miley Cyrus was forced to postpone the remaining dates on her US tour until later this year. Today we learn that Miley has finally been released from the hospital so that she can recuperate a bit more at home before she kicks off the European leg of her BANGERZ Tour. As you may recall, Miley was hospitalized earlier this month due to an allergic reaction to antibiotics and was so ill that she had to be hospitalized for a few weeks. At last, tho, she is finally well enough to go home. More »

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Miley Cyrus May Be Hospitalized For Up To 27 Days

"Miley is devastated about missing shows"

Yesterday we learned that Miley Cyrus had to be hospitalized in Kansas City, MO due to an allergic reaction to antibiotics that were prescribed to her by doctors (altho other possible reasons for Miley‘s illness have been offered by other media outlets). Today we learn that Miley is in a really bad way. She is still hospitalized as she recovers from her allergic reaction and may be out of commission for up to 27 days. OOF. More »

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Bad News! The Wu-Tang Clan Rapper Who Cut Off His Penis Cannot Have It Reattached

Yikes!

So, remember yesterday when heard about that Wu-Tang Clan affiliated rapper Andre Johnson who freaked out by cutting off his own penis before jumping out of a two story window? Well, today we learn the very good news that Johnson is now in stable condition at Cedars-Sinai Hospital. But, we also learn the bad news that doctors were unable to reattach Johnson‘s johnson so, very unfortunately for him, he is now penis-less. OY! More »

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A Wu-Tang Clan Affiliated Rapper Cut Off His Own Penis And Then Jumped Out Of A Window

Woah

It’s been a while since we’ve had a proper That-Ish-Cray post here on the blog but this story should fill that quota for at least the next few months. TMZ is reporting that a rapper who is associated with the Wu-Tang Clan attempted suicide earlier today by cutting off his penis and then jumping out of a second story window. Thankfully, the man — Andre Johnson — was not successful in his suicide attempt. He is currently recovering from his self-inflicted injuries in the hospital tho, it is unclear if he will be able to have his penis reattached. Wow. More »

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Miley Cyrus Has Been Hospitalized, Forced To Cancel Tour Dates

'In Touch' is claiming "Heart Attack Drama"

Miley Cyrus has been forced to cancel a couple of tour dates this week because she is currently recovering in a hospital in Kansas City, MO. In Touch Weekly magazine is bolding claiming that Miley is suffering from “Heart Attack Drama” caused by a heart defect and TMZ is reporting that Miley is suffering the effects of too much partying in the wake of the loss of her beloved dog Floyd … but her people are insisting that she merely suffered an allergic reaction to antibiotics. Whatever the case may be, Miley is holed up in a hospital right now and she won’t be performing in concert in St. Louis, MO tonight. More »

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Bravo Teases The Porsha Vs. Kenya Fight That Broke Out During The ‘Real Housewives Of Atlanta’ Reunion Special

Messy

Last month we learned that Porsha Williams and Kenya Moore got into a physical altercation during the filming of the reunion special for this season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Last night, during the season finale episode of the show, Bravo aired quick footage of Porsha and Kenya‘s scuffle and as you can see below, it looks like they really got into it. The fight was shown in quick flashes but careful pausing of my DVR allowed me to get decent screencaps that give us an idea of what went down between these two. They ended up on the ground, y’all. Porsha was NOT playing around. More »

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Zac Efron Is Being Hailed As A Hero In That Skid Row Incident As The Story Grows More Convoluted

Lifesaver

Earlier today we learned that Zac Efron and a bodyguard was involved in a physical altercation with a group of homeless men in the skid row area of downtown LA over the weekend after his car allegedly ran out of gas in the middle of the night. TMZ has updated the story with new information from the bodyguard in question, who claims that Zac saved his life that night. This nameless bodyguard has an arrest history for drugs and violence so his word is already suspect but … if there’s more to the story, I guess we have to hear about it. Click below to find out what went down between Efron and a group of homeless men on skid row according to the first hand account by Zac‘s so-called “bodyguard”. More »

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Zac Efron Got Socked In The Face In The Skid Row Area Of LA

Sketchy

Zac Efron got himself into a bit of sketchy trouble over the weekend after he supposedly ran out of gas in the skid row area of downtown Los Angeles late Sunday night. According to TMZ, Efron and his bodyguard decided to throw a glass bottle out of the window of their car after it had run out of gas and angered a group of homeless men who thought he threw the bottle at them. A fight ensued, Zac got punched in the face, police arrived and broke up the fight. Zac, as you may recall, went to rehab twice last year for substance abuse addiction and then mysteriously broke his jaw afterward (it was rumored that Zac may have self-injured himself in order to get pain medication). Hmmm. It does strike me as odd that Zac‘s car would run out of gas in downtown LA, near an area where drug use is prevalent. More »

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Ariana Grande Broke 3 Toes After She Slipped On Dog Pee

Insult to Injury

Popstar Ariana Grande is feeling a bit under the weather today because over the weekend, she suffered a little accident that left her with 3 broken toes while soaked in dog pee. Ariana informed her manager Scooter Braun of her injury via text and he, naturally, thought it would be a great idea to share that text with the world on his official Instagram profile. LOL. Poor Ariana. More »

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