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What The HELL Happened To Cyndi Lauper’s Face?!

"I’m just suffering from a rash."

Whoa! Singer Cyndi Lauper is lookin’ very scary in this new photo taken of her here in LA yesterday, sparking concerns that something may be seriously wrong with her skin. As you can see, it appears that Cyndi is missing the top layer of skin all over her face! Apparently, the photo looks worse than she actually is because Cyndi has revealed that she is only suffering from “a rash” and that she will “be okay”. More »

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Michael Lohan Rushed To The Hospital With Chest Pains

He Has A Heart to Attack?

When last we checked in with trainwreck father Michael Lohan, he was bizzy saving the lives of both man and animal during a small apartment fire in the building he lives in here in SoCal. Today we check in with Lohan again but this time, he’s the one in danger. Daddy Lohan went to see the doctor about getting his nose fixed and ended up having to be hospitalized for chest pains. Yikes! More »

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For MTV, Hitting Women Is Wrong – Hitting Men Is OK

The Double Standard

On Thursday night, MTV aired an episode of Jersey Shore where Sammi Sweetheart Giancola punched her boyfriend Ronnie Ortiz-Magro in the face. For weeks leading up to last night’s episode, MTV heavily promoted the punching scene as a way to lure viewers to tune in. Last year, MTV did the same thing with a scene from Jersey Shore‘s premiere season where Nicole Snooki Polizzi was punched in the face … until outrage and complaints began to come in about MTV‘s seeming endorsement of physical violence against women. MTV pulled the scene and issued a PSA against physical violence toward women … this time around, MTV offered no such PSA about physical violence against men. More »

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Vanilla Ice Gets Injured While Ice Dancing On ‘Dancing On Ice’

Too Cold

Here in the US, washed up has-been celebs try to attain fame and fortune again by competing on Dancing with the Stars. The “celebs” who are even wore off than the DWTS folks end up competing on Skating with Celebrities. In the UK, those folks compete on a show called Dancing on Ice … and this year, Vanilla Ice (nee Robert Van Winkle) is among the contestants. Despite his name, it turns out that Vanilla Ice is NOT a very good ice dancer. While preparing for competition, the guy bashed his head on the ice so bad that he got knocked unconscious. More »

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Charlie Sheen Checks In To Rehab

Effing FINALLY!

Yesterday Charlie Sheen was rushed to the emergency room after enjoying a 36-hour drug-fueled party with 5 porn stars at his home. Earlier today we got to hear many of the details about what Charlie got up into during his 36-hour party. Right now we learn that Charlie has **finally** decided to voluntarily check himself in to rehab to get treatment for his deadly addictions. More »

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Many Details From Charlie Sheen’s Drug-Fueled Porno Party Come To Light

Unbelieveable

Yesterday we learned that actor Charlie Sheen was rushed to the emergency room early Thursday morning after he reportedly spent the night before on an alcohol and drug-fueled bender with a group of porn stars. Today we are hearing a LOT of details from that little party from some of the attendees themselves who are speaking out in an effort to enlighten us all as to what exactly went down at Charlie Sheen‘s house before he was rushed to the hospital. Apparently, the events got started early Wednesday and continued non-stop leading up to the point where 911 was called to transport Sheen to the emergency room. Read on if you’re interested in learning how Charlie Sheen likes to spend his Hump Days. More »

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Charlie Sheen Hospitalized Again [UPDATED]

His Condition is Reportedly "Serious"

Charlie Sheen drama is back in the news again. No, his latest episode does not involve an escort locked in a hotel closet … this new episode involves a trip to the emergency room that hospital sources call “serious”. TMZ reports that Charlie was transported to the emergency room earlier today by ambulance right as 2 girls tried to sneak out of his home. You know, just a typical Thursday morning for Mr. Sheen. More »

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Scarlett Johansson Leaves A Medical Center With Her Face Covered

Why So Shy?

When last we saw Scarlett Johansson in public she was a sight to behold at the 2011 Golden Globe Awards. This weekend, ScarJo was spotted trying to sneak out of a medical center here in LA undetected. Unfortunately for her, she was detected and therefore felt the need to completely cover her face as she was led to her car by helpful staff people. More »

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Victoria Beckham Suffering From Morning Sickness?

Bump Watch

The newly pregs Victoria Beckham and her hottie soccer-playing hubby David Beckham were spotted making their getaway from Nobu in London, England last night in their pimped out Rolls Royce car. As expected, no photographs of VB and her (presumably) burgeoning baby bump were snapped … but we do get to see a few photos of Les Beckhams in their car … and poor Posh was not looking well. Might she be suffering the horrible pangs of morning sickness? More »

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Apple CEO Steve Jobs Takes Another Medical Leave Of Absence

His Second Medical Leave in 2 Years

Two years ago, Apple CEO Steve Jobs shocked the tech world by announcing that he would be taking a medical leave of absence from his duties at Apple and ended up staying away from the company for 6 months before returning to the job looking much skinnier than he did before (due to a liver transplant). Since his return, Jobs has been operating as CEO as usual, seemingly back to his old self. Today, Jobs has announced that he will be taking another medical leave of absence by issuing a statement that gives no information at all as to why the leave is necessary. More »

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