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Doug Reinhardt Shows Off The Injuries Suffered From His ‘Assault’

Paris Hilton's 'knight in shining armor' has got an ouchie!

Last weekend, Paris Hilton posted a blogpost on her official My Space blog that alerted us to the fact that she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were “assaulted for no reason” at a club in Miami, FL. According to Hilton, the pair were manhandled by brawny security guys and her “knight in shining armor” boyfriend battled “like 6 guys” all by himself. Surely a heroic act like that would leave some sort of injury on Doug‘s pretty face. At last, we have proof that Doug did get injured. Here are a couple pics of the pair out on the town together last night (which is great news considering I wondered aloud earlier today if the couple’s hot romance was cooling down) where you can clearly see just how injured Doug got in his altercation with those “like 6 guys” in Miami last week:


What? What’s that you say? You can’t see any signs of injury on Doug‘s face that confirms the fact that he took on “like 6 guys” all by himself? Well, let’s take a closer look at his injury to see if we can find it:


Oh, there it is! See, now if I hadn’t heard about his heroism in Miami, FL last weekend I might’ve assumed that that little red spot on Doug‘s lip was just a cold sore or something like that. HMMM … now, wherever could Doug have gotten a cold sore from? Well, I guess it doesn’t matter cuz we can be sure that this heinous injury came as a result of his Miami brawl. What a hero! Paris is lucky to have him as her defender … don’t you think?

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Paris Hilton Blogs: ‘I Was Assaulted For No Reason’

Whoever would want to do such a thing?

Earlier today we saw photos of Paris Hilton and her new paramour Doug Reinhardt enjoying each other’s saliva while they frolicked on a beach in Miami, FL yesterday. Well, it turns out that Paris’s visit to Florida hasn’t been all fun and games … no siree. She and Doug were assaulted, y’all … and for no reason! Imagine that. Here is the full text of Paris’s latest My Space blogpost that explains in her own words what went down in Miami … as always, all spelling and grammatical errors are her own:

Clearing a few things up

Just checking in to say hello and clear a few things up. I’ve been getting a lot of calls and emails regarding these subjects I’m about to discuss. First of all, last night at a club my boyfriend and I were assaulted for no reason at all. The DJ (I don’t even know his name cause he sucks so bad) was playing the worst music ever! I like certain techno music, but this was not even danceable and was frankly giving me a migraine. I asked one of my friends who runs the hotel if he could change the music and he said ” I’ll lead you up to the DJ booth tell him and he’ll play whatever you want.” So he walked Doug and I over there. I asked the DJ if he could please play Daft Punk or Bob Sinclair and he rudely snapped at me and was like ‘I only play this kind of music.” I think he was jealous cause Bob Sinclair is a far better DJ then this guy by about a million times. He was so unbelievably rude and all because I asked to play one good song. Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don’t ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that’s when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening. I had never seen anything like it in my life. Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip. There was blood all over, I cried I was so upset and scared. It was ridiculous and for such a stupid reason, I cannot believe people behave this way, like ainmals! FYI this is not in my nature to be in club brawls, I;ve never been around anything like that. It was totally unprovoked and thank God Doug was there to rescue me. A man should NEVER put his hands on a woman in that manner.

Another thing I keep getting are emails from you guys, calls from family, flowers from friends congratulating me on my engagement. They said they read some story the other day saying that when Doug and I went to dinner with my parents the other night that he proposed and I declined. This never happend, I dont know where they come up with these stories sometimes. All we did was have a lovely dinner at my mom’s favorite restaurant. We had all been together on My BFF Show set all day shooting scenes for this upcoming season. It was histerical and a lot of fun. But I will tell you this, Doug is an amazing guy and I feel very lucky that we found each other. We’ve been friends the past year now and have became very close. He’s my best friend, we are so much alike, we love to travel and we have the most incredible time together no matter where we are. I’ve never been happier. He truly treats me like his princess and that’s how every girl should always be treated, Never forget that ladies. My parents love him too, so I’m really happy about that. I love his parents as well, they are such a lovely family. His mother is stunning, so beautiful, sweet, funny and smart. We all had such an amazing time in Maui together, so I’m glad Doug’s getting to know my family as well.

I flew into New York this morning, I’m about to go to the Eye Wear Convention. I’m launching my new sunglass line. I’m so excited! I love wearing sunglasses and now I have my very own line! Loves it! So, I have to run, but hope everyones doing wonderfully and love you all.

Love always Paris xoxo

LOLOLOL! “Doug was fighting off like 6 guys” … yep, that sure does sound like a knight in shining armor to me (tho, by the look of the photos we saw of the pair in Miami yesterday, he was prolly more like a knight in $12 orange board shorts). It really sounds like things got out of hand and all because Paris Hilton was unhappy with the music being played at a club. Do you see the kind of power and influence that she wields? The second paragraph of Paris’s post talks about her alleged engagement to Reinhardt … it sounds like she ain’t ready to say I Do just yet. Aw shucks, well … we’ll give it 15 more minutes … mebbe they’ll get hitched soon. In any event, I’m sure we’ll be seeing photographic proof of Doug’s supposed heroism very soon … since Pug Dilton can’t go long without getting photographed, there is bound to be some evidence of Doug’s altercation with “like 6 guys” … can’t wait! In the meantime, I hope Paris learns to like the music that gets played in clubs she visits … after all, we wouldn’t want her to get assaulted for no reason again, would we?

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Any Guesses Who Socked Guy Ritchie In The Eye?

I wonder what the other guy looks like

Director Guy Ritchie was spotted making his way out of his London pub the Punchbowl last night and homie was rockin’ a serious shiner underneath his right eye:


Now that Guy and Madonna are divorcing, there’s no way to pin this black eye on her … so the question remains, who slugged Guy Ritchie? Any guesses?

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Prince William Gets An Ouchie!

Scarred for life

OUCH! Did you know that Prince William has a huge scar on his forehead a la Harry Potter? Yeah, me neither … until a new interview and photo surfaced that distinctly shows his pretty big scar which he apparently got as a child when he got beaned in the head with a golf club:


Prince William today revealed that he was left with a ‘Harry Potter scar’ after being hit around the head with a golf club when he was a boy. The Prince said the scar ‘glows sometimes’ – like that of the boy wizard – and had been caused by a friend wielding a seven iron while on a putting green. The 26-year-old also revealed an unlikely childhood dream of becoming a policeman, during an exclusive interview conducted by a 10-year-old cancer patient for CBBC’s Newsround. The aspiring Royal correspondent, named Alice, is a patient at the Royal Marsden Hospital, where Prince william is lending his support for a new cancer centre for children and teenagers. During the interview William explained how he got a scar on his head, which has been photographed looking inflamed after he plays sport. Pointing to his forehead, he told Alice: “That was for my Harry Potter scar, as I call it, just here. I call it that because it glows sometimes and some people notice it – other times they don’t notice it at all. I got hit by a golf club when I was playing golf with a friend of mine. Yeah, we were on a putting green and the next thing you know there was a seven-iron and it came out of nowhere and it hit me in the head. So, yeah, I was in hospital for that, but that was very minor compared to how many times you’ve been into hospital.” When aspiring reporter Alice quizzed him on his ambitions as a boy, he revealed he had aspired to join the constabulary – but eventually settled on Army. He said: “A long time ago I wanted to be a policeman, when I was younger. I soon learnt that probably wasn’t a good idea. At the moment I’m still doing some sort of helicopter flying, doing search and rescue. It’s going very well. My instructors would probably say, ‘Not so well’, but I think it’s going not too badly. I haven’t managed to dent any of the aircraft, I haven’t flown into any trees yet, so, it’s going okay.” During his the interview, conducted at Clarence House, William said he was following in his mother’s footsteps by lending support to the Royal Marsden Hospital … The Prince was also clear on who would win an arm wrestle between himself and Prince Harry. “You know the answer to that. It’s not even a contest. Obviously I’d win. Obviously. As the bigger brother you have that psychological power over your brother, you see,” he told Alice. Revealing what he would do if he were invisible for a day, he said: “I’d probably get myself in a lot of trouble. I’d probably go into the newspaper office, and I’d hide in the background and listen to all the stories they talk about me.”

See, you do learn something new every day. I cannot believe that I’ve never seen this huge scar on Wills‘s head before. I really love that he did this interview with young Miss Alice. What a thrill to be able to interview the prince. Concerning his comments about who would win in an arm wrestling match, I say we put the two princes to the test … have them strip down to the waist and arm wrestle. That way, we’d know for sure :)

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Rihanna’s Blood Was Reportedly Found Inside Chris Brown’s Car

RadarOnline.com provides more evidence of an assault?

More disturbing news coming out of the as-yet unresolved incident of alleged assault on Rihanna by her boyfriend Chris Brown to pass along today. RadarOnline.com has come upon a set of photos that appear to show blood droplets inside the rented Lamborghini that Chris Brown rented and he and Rihanna were seen in together on night of her reported assault. As you may recall, Rihanna and Chris were last seen in his rented Lamborghini just hours before their incident occurred. The car was subsequently dusted for fingerprints and impounded. Today, according to Radar, we see photos from inside the car that reportedly shows drops of Rihanna‘s blood stained on the car’s interior:


Rihanna’s blood was found in Chris Brown’s car after their brutal fight, and RadarOnline.com has obtained exclusive photos of the car’s interior. The must-see photos of Brown’s leased Lamborghini were taken after police had collected evidence from the crime scene. They show Rihanna’s blood near the handbrake, a shocking sight that more than hints at how violent the struggle was. In RadarOnline.com’s exclusive photo gallery you can see broken plastic most likely snapped off the car during the struggle, blood smears, and fingerprints on the center console indicating that Rihanna resisted being pulled toward the driver’s side.

Ugh … just the thought that blood had to spill makes this horribly sad incident seem even worse. While we still do not know what transpired at the time of this incident, it’s clear by these photos that someone’s blood was left inside the rented Lamborghini. Judging by the horrific nature of the injuries that Rihanna suffered, it’s not too difficult to believe that the blood spilled was hers :( Radar provides a full gallery of the inside of Chris‘s rented car. After the jump, check out a couple close-up photos of these bloodstains … More »

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Sharon Osborne Gets Sued By A Former ‘Charm School’ Contestant

Megan Hauserman alleges battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional stress

Last December, we learned that an altercation of some sort took place during the taping of the reunion special for Rock of Love: Charm School that pitted host Sharon Osbourne against contestant Megan Hauserman. At the time, Megan alleged that Sharon grabbed her by the hair and pulled & scratched her … she even showed off her scalped weave as proof. In January, VH1 aired the reunion special and showed the altercation (tho, heavily edited) which also included Sharon dumping a drink all over Hauserman … before she proceeded to seemingly whip the poor unsuspecting girl’s ass. As a result of this incident, Megan Hauserman has just filed a civil lawsuit against Sharon Osbourne and is asking that a jury be allowed to determine her damages:


Sharon Osbourne has been sued by the woman she attacked on her VH1 reality show, “Rock of Love: Charm School.” Megan Hauserman claims Sharon went ballistic during a taping, punching and grabbing her by the hair and refusing to let go, and scratching her to boot. Osbourne opened the can of whoop ass after Megan told Sharon she was famous only because she managed a brain dead rock star. In a lawsuit filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Hauserman is suing Osbourne for battery, negligence and infliction of emotional distress.

After the jump, check out the legal paperwork that was filed by Megan in LA court yesterday and see the charges leveled against Sharon spelled out in full … More »

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Gwen Stefani Takes Her Sons To The Park To Play With Balloons, Bullies

It ain't all fun and games for Kingston James McGregor

Gwen Stefani spent another weekend in the fun company of her children Kingston James McGregor and Zuma Nesta Rock as mother and sons were spotted enjoying some playtime together with some fun balloons at a park in Beverly Hills, CA. Here are a few photos of Gwen with her sons enjoying one another’s company and all the fun and excitement that balloons can offer:


But, alas, the outing wasn’t all fun for little Kingston James. According to TMZ, he had a run-in with a “known local bully” who proceeded to start an altercation with little Kingston and put a damper on the day’s fun. After the jump, check out a photo of the kiddies roughhousing together … More »

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Is Michael Jackson Suffering From A Flesh-Eating Disease?

What's eating Gilbert Grape Jacko?

Michael Jackson, who has never really been the posterchild for anything resembling healthy living, is rumored to be suffering from a MRSA-type infection that is “threatening to eat his flesh”, according to the British tabloid The Sun. Now, I know, reports like this are usually fabricated and are based solely on the inventive imaginations of tabloid editors BUT, it must be said, if this is true then it would explain a lot of Jacko‘s recent appearance and behavior. That being said, take this report with a huge grain of salt:


MICHAEL JACKSON is suffering from an acute MRSA-type skin infection which threatens to EAT his flesh. The singer has been receiving antibiotics via a drip in a bid to beat the superbug, which sources say has spread throughout his body. Jacko, 50, revealed painfully-inflamed skin on his face and hands as he visited a Beverly Hills clinic where he is being treated. The stricken pop legend may have contracted the infection following plastic surgery on his NOSE, it was feared last night. The 50-year-old Billie Jean singer is said to have a severe “staph” infection, resistant to conventional antibiotics. Experts warned it threatened to develop into a terrifying flesh-eating disorder which could kill off areas of the superstar’s skin and leave him in need of major reconstructive surgery. Jacko has been receiving antibiotics via an IV drip in a bid to beat the condition. But the skin on his face and hands looked inflamed when he was snapped on his way to a Beverly Hills clinic during another week of intense treatment. A source revealed last night: “Michael Jackson has a severe staph infection that he contracted during work to reconstruct his nose. The disease is an MRSA-style infection because it is resistant to conventional antibiotics, so he has been visiting a clinic to get antibiotics via an IV drip. The infection has spread throughout his face and body and is being aggressively treated by doctors. There’s a chance it could turn into a flesh-eating disorder where it begins to kill off his skin so he’s being very carefully monitored.” Jackson was seen twice visiting the same clinic within a week. He emerged with his face covered by dark sunglasses and a surgical mask — and with his hair hidden behind a surgical cap. The usually-pale skin on his hands and face appeared visibly inflamed with red and purple blotches and he appeared to have a severely swollen cheek. US celebrity plastic surgeon Dr Anthony Youn, who has not treated Jacko but has viewed the shocking photos of the star, said: “It is possible that Mr Jackson has a staph infection or MRSA. This is called a ‘super-infection’ because it is resistant to conventional antibiotics. It does look like his skin is red and inflamed and has become infected. Staph infection or MRSA is extremely worrying because it is an aggressive infection that is resistant to most conventional antibiotics. In some worse cases surgeons will have to remove the infected tissue if it dies — leaving the patient needing major reconstructive surgery. It is particularly worrying if it is on the face.” Dr Youn, who runs The Hills Plastic Surgery and Laser Centre and is a member of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, said: “Many people in the health-care system can contract this disease via cuts to the skin. “But it is possible Mr Jackson contracted it through surgery on his nose. There are occasions where patients contract the infection during plastic surgery procedures. Doctors try to treat the infection early with antibiotics administered via IV drip — and in many cases the patient can make a good recovery if it is caught early enough.” Jackson’s increasingly frail appearance has prompted speculation about the state of his health.

As I said, you cannot always believe these sorts of reports but sometimes where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Also, I know Dr. Tony Youn (the doctor quoted in this report) who is a plastic surgeon back home in Michigan (my good friend Megan works in his office) and he absolutely knows what he is talking about. Altho, Dr. Youn has never treated Michael Jackson (and is only offering his opinion in a larger, more general sense about MRSA itself) he is very qualified to speak on the dangers of his deadly disease. There is no proof at all that Jackson suffers from this flesh-eating infection but, as I said, if he did it would explain a lot about how he’s been lookin’ in recent months. Whatever is wrong with him, I hope he’s getting the help he requires. He may be a wacky trainwreck but no one deserves to suffer in this manner. So, what do y’all think is wrong with Jacko … is this story really that difficult to believe?

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The Octuplet Mom Shows Off Her Pre-Birth Bump

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy stretchmarks, Batman! TMZ managed to get their hands on a couple of photos of Nadya Suleman, the woman who gave birth to octuplets here in SoCal last month and is now asking for monetary donations from the public via a new official website in order to help her care for her now 14 children, showing off her baby bump (well, babies bump) just a few days before giving birth. This is what it looks like to carry 8 babies inside one uterus:


The only thing more painful than having eight babies cut out of you: Carrying them in your ridiculously distended belly. Ouch! [These pictures] of a ready to explode Nadya Suleman was taken eight days before giving birth to the last eight of her fourteen kids … Octopussy may not have to pimp out her wombmates for dollars on her website anymore, as this “Alien” photo has just landed her a new gig … the poster mom for anti in vitro fertilization.

UGH! They say that women have a beautiful glow of motherhood during pregnancy but I would NOT use those words to describe what this photo of Suleman and her incubating babies looks like. I suppose the world should be relieved … she kinda looks like she’s got 18 babies up in her biz in these photos. Dang. Her stomach looks almost as plumped up as her lips … almost.

And how much do you wanna bet that her stomach looks like THIS now that all those babies are out.

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Stephen King Does Not Have A High Opinion Of Stephenie Meyer

"She's not very good."

OUCH! In a new interview with USA Today, Stephen King was asked about his thoughts on the writing talents of J.K. Rowling (who created the amazing Harry Potter series of books) and Stephenie Meyer (who created the Twilight Saga that is all the rage with the tweens these days) and he had some very nice things to say about Rowling. When he gave his opinion of Meyer, well, I think it’s best if I just let him speak for himself:


Stephen King’s opinion may drive a stake through the heart of “Twilight” author Stephenie Meyer. In an interview with USA Weekend, the bestselling author compared Meyer with J.K. Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter series. According to Stephen, “Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people… The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.” Meeooww! While Stephen may not be a fan of Stephenie’s writing, he understands the appeal of the series. “People are attracted by the stories, by the pace, and in the case of Stephenie Meyer, it’s very clear that she’s writing to a whole generation of girls and opening up kind of a safe joining of love and sex in those books. It’s exciting and it’s thrilling and it’s not particularly threatening because it’s not overtly sexual.” He further explains, “A lot of the physical side of it is conveyed in things like, the vampire will touch her forearm or run a hand over skin, and she just flushes all hot and cold. And for girls, that’s a shorthand for all the feelings that they’re not ready to deal with yet.”

To be fair, King also states that author Dean Koontz is “sometimes … just awful” and that author James Patterson “is a terrible writer” … so it’s not just Stephenie Meyer that he is not too fond of. To be completely honest, I see his point. Having read the entire Twilight Saga, I also do not feel that Meyer is a particularly good writer … even tho she is able to capture the imagination of millions. Rowling, on the other hand, is an absolute master storyteller and is, IMHO, a brilliant author. They’re just very different … and both very entertaining writers. I have always respected Stephen King for his brutal honesty … he may not always have the most popular thing to say but, at least you know he’s being honest. If I can interject my own opinion on Stephen King‘s writing … over all, I’m a fan. I’ve enjoyed way more books of his than I’ve not enjoyed — but there have been those books of his that are absolutely terrible. They can’t all be gems … and to each their own. I’m sure some Meyer fans are bound to give King flak for his comments but I ain’t mad at him. He’s merely giving his opinion … which may resonate with some and clash with others.

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