Sorry to ruin your childhoods
So … uh … yeah … Jezebel commissioned one of their in-house artists to help visualize what a few Disney Princes would look like naked so that we could get a look at what their penises might look like. Yes, really. As you can see in the gallery presented here, many Disney Princes are drawn fully and NSFWly nude … which is both fascinating and horrifying all at the same time. You can read the descriptions of the individual Disney Prince penises at Jezebel HERE but be warned, the descriptions might add to your nightmares (or delight, who knows?). Of the batch presented here, I think Prince Phillip laying on Sleeping Beauty‘s bed is the most risqué and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast provides the truly must see illustration (his uncensored photo is the last one in the gallery). Have a look around, see what you think. Do any of YOU have any particular thoughts on the nekkidness of these Disney Princes?
[Photo credit: Tara Jacoby/Jezebel]
I’m sure you all remember Denzel Washington‘s brilliant performance in the 2012 movie Flight. Interestingly enough, I just got the chance to interview the woman who played his love interest in the movie (Kelly Reilly), and we had this great chat about how your performance as an actor can directly effect how you feel and who you are as a person. I’ve always found Denzel Washington‘s choices in characters interesting, and I wonder now if there’s a reason he took on certain roles in movies like Flight and Man on Fire. We’re now hearing that, after a heavy month of drinking, the actor reportedly spent some time in a detox clinic. Click inside for more.
Posted under: Denzel Washington
So... much... gross
Trent just sent me the worst e-mail ever. It was a link to a report from The New York Post, in which multiple maids who used to live and work at Michael Jackson‘s Neverland Ranch are coming forward with… stuff. I mean, the truth is, once you’ve heard the sexual abuse allegations, there really isn’t anything worse than that. Still, these new statements paint an even creepier picture of the King of Pop—or maybe “sadder” is a better word. Click inside for more.
Posted under: Michael Jackson
This is sick.
Look, I don’t even have pets but this video made my stomach hurt. I try to stay away from Teen Mom 2 and all its derivates because nothing good ever seems to come of me watching this show, but someone pointed me in the direction of this video, and I caved. On a recent episode of Teen Mom 2, a pregnant Jenelle Evans lost her temper with her husband’s dogs. What she did with them was incredibly difficult to watch. Click inside for more.
Posted under: 'Teen Mom', Jenelle Evans
You don't, I'm telling you
So, um, remember the story we learned earlier today of that guy who got into a physical altercation with another guy and bit off the tip of his finger at Beyoncé and Jay Z‘s On The Run concert in Pasadena, CA on Saturday night? Well, OF COURSE, TMZ got their hands on the gruesome photos of the guy who lost his finger and they are sharing the photos with the world. Against my better judgement, I clicked to see the photos and I’m telling you, they are gnarly and gross. I simply cannot share the photos here but because I had to satisfy my curiosity, I’m guessing there are others out there who have the same morbid curiosity. I have a feeling you’re not gonna wanna see the photos … but I also have a feeling that that warning won’t keep some of you from looking anyway. It’s not a pretty sight, believe me.
Stop with this.
Yesterday I realized Amber Rose was trying to get us all to have more babies via her insanely adorable pics and videos of little baby Bash. Today I’m running into a similar issue with Jessica Simpson. These photos of multiple babies looking unnecessarily adorable at the same damn time are all too much. Please click inside for some light-to-heavy Monday morning baby fever.
It’s 5 AM and all I want in this world is for someone to finally invent a thing that allows me to reach into my computer screen and eat the delicious foods before my eyes. Selena Gomez went too far with her birthday celebration this year. I’m happy for her or whatever, but I really feel like she’s trying to rub her lifestyle in my face right now. Please click inside to see the biggest, chocolatiest cake ever. I’m sooo hungry…
Posted under: Selena Gomez
"I would love to, you know?"
In an interview promoting his new SyFy series Dominion, actor Anthony Stewart Head openly talked about his desire to star in a Buffy the Vampire Slayer spin-off series that centered on watcher/mentor Rupert Giles. Altho Giles was tragically killed off in the comic book version of BtVS, there is NO REASON that the character can’t live on in a series of his own on TV. Man. I know Joss Whedon is super busy these days but THIS GILES SPIN-OFF IDEA NEEDS TO COME TO FRUITION! More »
SHE'S A STAN, Y'ALL!!
Remember a couple of days ago when Frances Bean Cobain publicly chided Lana Del Rey for romanticizing death? Well, it would appear that Frances has something else to say about another pop artist that we know around these here parts. Completely unprompted, Frances posted a tweet on her official Twitter profile last night professing her love for our dear Britney Spears‘s song Lucky, from her iconic sophomore album Oops! I Did It Again. While Frances loves Lucky, she also confessed to loving another of Britney‘s albums most of all … and I know you’re DYING to know which one. Click below to read Frances‘s Britney-loving tweet and stan out with me, won’t you? More »