"Gotta f*ck 'em all"
In terms of pop culture-inspired porn parodies, we’ve seen mostly entertaining offerings that have spoofed Guardians of the Galaxy, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Man of Steel … to name but a few. Today, we learn that WoodRocket Productions has taken the porn parody treatment into the world of … Pokémon. A trailer for their newest offering, titled Strokémon, has been released and as you can see above, except for some strong language, the trailer is mostly safe for work (tho, the Pikachu-like character named Dickachu is the stuff nightmares are made of. All of your fave Pokémon characters are spoofed in this porn parody — Ash, Misty, Brock, even Team Rocket (Jess, James and a nekkid Meowth):
Honestly, I like having fun with silly porn parody offerings but this one … this one is different. I’m so terrified by the prospect of these characters having sex that I’m not sure my frail little heart could handle the NSFW version of this trailer. But, if you are the type of person that would love to have your childhood completely destroyed by a porn parody film based on a beloved cartoon from your youth, then Strokémon
might be right up your alley.
Posted under: 'Strokémon', Pokémon
Remember how Sarah Michelle Gellar shared a cute photo with her Buffy the Vampire Slayer co-star Alyson Hannigan a few days ago? Yeah, well, she kinda outdid herself last night when she met up with her Cruel Intentions co-stars Selma Blair and Reese Witherspoon for a mini-reunion here in LA. The ladies got together to attend a performance of Cruel Intentions: The Musical, which is so mind-blowingly amazing that I can barely believe it happened. The ladies posed for photos together (including on the red carpet, where Sarah and Selma recreated their infamous kiss from the movie) and were videoed singing their hearts out during the performance. OMG. It’s too much! It’s just too much amazing for words. More »
E-VERY-THING (plus SPOILERS!!!)
We Mad Men fans are an absolute emotional wreck this morning. What happened? Where are we? WHO are we? There’s going to be plenty to read online this morning about the last episode ever of one of the greatest TV shows ever, but I’m going to focus on the one character who absolutely blew me away last night. All these years I’ve been talking about Peggy Olson, and hailing Elisabeth Moss‘ character as one of the most important TV characters—especially among women. But Joan Holloway-Harris‘ arc has been so fantastic—surprising and fulfilling in every way—that I just have to talk about it. Click inside for more!
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AHHH! After a false alarm last year and new rumors last week, Janet Jackson has come out of seclusion to announce that she will be releasing a new album, a new tour and a new MOVEMENT this year! Janet quietly joined Instagram earlier today and used it to point us in the direction of a video announcement where she reveals the first details about her plans for new music. She promised that when she was ready to release new music, she would tell us from her own lips … and that day has come. She says:
“I promised you’d hear it from my lips. And now you will. This year, new music, new world tour, a new movement. I’ve been listening. Let’s keep the conversation going.
Click below to hear Janet Jackson make this stunning announcement herself. More »
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"They’re exhausting and sometimes they suck..."
Now, just because I love to rave about indie films and directors, and some movies you’ve never heard of (you still haven’t seen Starred Up, have you? Don’t talk to me), it doesn’t mean I haven’t seen some horrifyingly bad, uninteresting, trying-too-hard-ass independent films. Because, damn. I’ve seen ‘em. I think the best example I can think of is this 2012 movie Elles, which I knew was going to be excellent because it was INDIE! And FRENCH! And starred JULIETTE BINOCHE! Like, come on. Anyway, it was one of the worst movies ever. So I was cracking up reading Robert Downey Jr.‘s takedown of independent films. Click inside for more!
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"This is habanero pepper juice...."
Last week we were talking about body positivism and I brought up Chrissy Teigen‘s ability to look fabulous, according to modern beauty standards—even when she’s showing off her bruises and stretch marks. Today, I’m reminded that the model continues to look like a model, seemingly at all times, even when she appears to be on the losing end of a bet, and drinking habanero pepper juice. Incredible. Click inside for more!
YASSSSSsssssss!!!!!!! All the YAAASSSSsesssss!
This week, although I didn’t have any plans to do so, I fell in love with Amy Schumer, and whatever comedy gods are writing for her show, Inside Amy Schumer. There was SO MUCH HYPE surrounding her Season Three premiere that I could no longer ignore it, and finally sat down to watch “Football Town Nights.” First of all, Josh Mothereffin Charles. Second of all, EVERYTHING ELSE. Now I assume that most of you have seen it before, but you could certainly have another go at it. And, in case you missed it, get your life and click inside for more!
Right now I’m having one of those “How long has this been on the internet and why haven’t I heard about it yet?” moments. Anne Hathaway lip synced the baby bejeezus out of Miley Cyrus‘ Wrecking Ball on SPIKE TV’s Lip Sync Battle show, and I must not have been on Facebook… or Twitter… or even alive when it first happened. It is beyond epic. And the only bad part is that it was so disgustingly good and amazing, that it completely eclipsed Emily Blunt‘s Piece of my Heart rendition. Both need to be seen, experienced, and relived over and over again. Click inside for more!
All I want for Xmas is THIS MOVIE!
It may only be April but it’s never too early to start thinking about Xmas (apparently) and today we learn that EXCITING news that plans are in the works for Mariah Carey, Ms. All I Want For Christmas Is You herself, to star in a Xmas movie of her very own! OMG! Mimi hasn’t featured in a starring role in a movie since her beautiful disaster Glitter (2001) so, clearly, she is ready to right that wrong. This movie deal isn’t quite done yet but Deadline does report that New Line has “pre-emptively bought an untitled Mariah Carey Christmas pitch” … which is Hollywood-speak for WE’RE GETTING A FREAKING MARIAH CAREY XMAS MOVIE! AHHHHH!!!! More »
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