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Praise Yeezus: Devonte Antonio Is Finally On YouTube, And 100% NSFW

I literally can't write any of the best quotes from the videos here, b/c they are too NSFW and amazing

OMG. NSFW. NSFW. NSFW. NSFChildren. NSFGod or your parents or anyone, really. Hallelujia, Devonte Antonio is finally on YouTube with his very own Confessions of a Gay Black Nerd series, and my older boys are not home, and hopefully the little one is not retaining any of this information. I’m speaking, by the way, of Devonte Antonio‘s YouTube video I Don’t Bottom… but. Lordt Jeezus, I can’t. Y’all know I have been going hard for Devonte for a little while now, and I’m ready for this to happen. I’m ready for him to get his own show on MTV, possibly titled, The Only Gay Man Not Stanning For Beyoncé But You Not Gon’ Fight Him Though. Okay, I’m not great with titles for shows, but whatever. Pleeeeeeaassssseee click inside for more.

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Chris Brown Tells The World Karrueche Cheated On Him With Drake While He Was In Jail

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Happy Sunday, folks! You may be tired, you may be busy, and you may have relationship drama—but something tells me you didn’t log on Instagram to see that your ex had outed you to the entire world. Whooo! Methinks Chris Brown and Karrueche, who have had QUITE the relationship, are officially dunzo. And the same is probably true for Chris Brown and Drake’s friendship, which was once complicated by another woman—the great and powerful Rihanna. Folks, this is the stuff celebrity break-ups are made of. Click inside for more!

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This ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Auction Is Your Chance To Own An Actual Piece Of The TV Show

Jax's Bike, Bobby's Eye, Tara's Carving Fork and MORE!

OMG! ScreenBid.com just announced that they will be hosting an auction for a plethora of props from the FX TV series Sons of Anarchy and when you see some of the items that are available for purchase, you are going to lose your mind! Because the series is ending (there are only two episodes left), absolutely EVERYTHING must be sold. From costumes to body parts to actual motorcycles, this SoA prop auction is sure to make any self-respecting Sons of Anarchy fan drool with desire. I already have my eye on a few items but depending on how crazy other SoA fans get with their bidding, I’m not sure how successful I will be. Head over to ScreenBid.com to see the massive catalog of items going up for auction starting this Friday and see if anything catches your eye. OMG. I want it all!!!

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For The First Time Ever, Girl Scout Cookies Will Be Sold Online

The pinnacle of Human achievement has finally been reached

Folks … the modern age has seen many advancements since the Girl Scouts was founded in 1912 but at long last, we have finally reached the apex of human achievement. For the first time ever, Girl Scout Cookies will now be sold online. Until now, Girl Scouts only sold cookies in person … either to family and friends, or door-to-door or at stands set up in local neighborhoods. If you didn’t know a Girl Scout (or know someone who knows someone) or have easy access to a local troop, you were SOL when it came to procuring Girl Scout Cookies. At last, the organization has decided to embrace the Internet and will FINALLY start selling the cookies online … which means I will be stocking up like a MOFO on my fave Girl Scout Cookies from here on out :D More »

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Who Is Nathan Fielder, And How Did He Nab Marion Cotillard For A Christmas Duet???

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This is so awkward

So, last night my partna-in-babymaking was channel surfing, and as he went past Comedy Central I could have sworn I saw Marion Cotillard. But then I was all like, What would MY Marion be doing on Comedy Central? Apparently, she was doing this! Shouts-out to @TVPam for sending this my way, because OMG Marion Cotillard serenading me is exactly how every morning should begin. And now Nathan Fielder has a new fan. Forever… except he better keep his hands off my beloved. Peep the romantically awkward video for more!

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Meanwhile, Solange Is Having A Bomb Honeymoon In Brazil

OMG, these are difficult to look at...

As we all know, Solange Knowles got hitched to recently to Alan Ferguson, and slayed the interwebs with an unforgettable Vogue wedding photo shoot. That dress is still The Truth, and I was hoping we’d get to see some pics of the couple on their honeymoon. Solange has taken to Instagram to share some really beautiful pictures of her romantic getaway in Brazil. Click inside for more!

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Twitter Hilariously Responds To Lifetime’s ‘Aaliyah’ Movie

#AaliyahMovie #WTF

I just watched about 75% of the Lifetime Aaliyah movie and I have to say… I’m glad. I’m truly glad… that I got to experience that madness with the wonderful world of Twitter. Five minutes in, and the memes were already popping off all over the place—it was incredible. On a serious note, I also have to say a lot of people were pissed about the romanticization of R. Kelly‘s relationship with Aaliyah. Because, um, that guy was/is a known pedophile, so the part of the script where he told an impatient and in love Aaliyah they had to WAIT FOR HER TO TURN 18 BEFORE THEY HAD SEX, well, that just rang untrue. To say the least. But at least there were some laughs? Click inside for more!

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Listen: Disturbing Audio Surfaces Of Amanda Bynes Wishing Death On Her Father

"Nothing would give me greater pleasure than like, slitting his throat"
"be like, literally like, this is where I go stupid ..."

Ugh. Earlier this week we learned that Amanda Bynes narrowly avoided getting a neck tattoo of her alleged fiancé’s name because the tattoo parlor she visited wouldn’t ink her without ID. Today, for the first time, we get to hear audio evidence of Amanda‘s odd behavior. Amanda was recorded by the friends she’s been hanging out with lately and said recording has been released to give us a sense of what she is like these days. In the video embedded above, we can hear Amanda talk about how she wishes she could slit her father’s throat … in a meandering, frantic treatise on why she would like to do so. This audio gives us our first really good understanding of what is going on with Amanda Bynes. TMZ reports that her family wants this audio released so that medical professionals can understand that she needs to be in their care, not roaming the streets of LA. Below is another embedded audio clip that features Amanda Bynes going on a homophobic rant which further illustrates how troubled she really is these days. More »

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Hot Topic Is Selling A Line Of Underoos Underwear For Adults

YES, FOR REAL! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG … seriously, OMG. Remember back in April when I wrote a Throwback Thursday post in honor of Underoos Underwear that we used to wear as kids? Well, back then I got the skinny that a line of adult Underoos would be coming our way … and honestly, I couldn’t let my heart believe it because it sounded too good to be true. Today, it is my EXTREME pleasure to reveal that the line of adult Underoos Underwear has been released for sale! Hot Topic is selling HERE Underroos Underwear for guys (Captain America, He-Man, Superman) and ladies (Wonder Woman, Batgirl, Harley Quinn). I honestly fell out of my seat when I saw that adult Underoos are a real thing. Click through the gallery to see the Underoos available now (Batman is also available but appears to be sold out at the moment) along with their brilliant retro packaging! I plan to get all of the guy Underoos because, duh, of course I am ;D

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First Look/OMFG: Nick Jonas Is Having Sex In This Incredibly NSFW ‘Kingdom’ Clip

Plus his Gospel rendition of 'Jealous,' but you can watch that after

So here’s a behind the scenes PITNB story for ya (I’m pretending that you’re reading this, and haven’t already clicked inside and watched that clip 3 times)—yesterday I sent Trent a link to THESE new Nick Jonas pictures, to which he basically replied “Meh, too much clothing,” and then proceeded to not post them. LMAO! Well, Trent. It looks like I found a Nick Jonas story worth your time, and you know what? I’m gonna go ahead and share this very important news with our beloved readers. All that to say, Nick Jonas is effing someone’s brain out in this never-before-seen NSFW NSFW OMG SO NSFW clip from his new show, Kingdom. Click inside for more!

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