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Watch: Here Is Video Of The Porsha Williams Vs. Kenya Moore Fight From ‘The Real Housewives Of Atlanta’ Reunion Special

"I will f*ck you up"
Dang. Porsha literally DRAGGED Kenya!

Earlier this month we learned that a physical altercation of some sort took place between Porsha Williams and Kenya Moore during the taping of the most recent reunion special for The Real Housewives of Atlanta. After an arrest warrant was issued for Porsha, she turned herself in to police last week to be processed and mug shotted. Last night, part 1 of the 3 part reunion special aired on Bravo and the incident was broadcast in full. As you can see in the video embedded above, Kenya taunted Porsha with props and words until Porsha snapped and grabbed Kenya by her hair, dragging her to the ground. Afterward, Porsha cried of embarrassment while Kenya stormed off the set. IMHO, Porsha should not be fired from the show because of this incident, despite the fact that I 100% do not condone any kind of physical attack like this. More »

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Bad News! The Wu-Tang Clan Rapper Who Cut Off His Penis Cannot Have It Reattached

Yikes!

So, remember yesterday when heard about that Wu-Tang Clan affiliated rapper Andre Johnson who freaked out by cutting off his own penis before jumping out of a two story window? Well, today we learn the very good news that Johnson is now in stable condition at Cedars-Sinai Hospital. But, we also learn the bad news that doctors were unable to reattach Johnson‘s johnson so, very unfortunately for him, he is now penis-less. OY! More »

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A Wu-Tang Clan Affiliated Rapper Cut Off His Own Penis And Then Jumped Out Of A Window

Woah

It’s been a while since we’ve had a proper That-Ish-Cray post here on the blog but this story should fill that quota for at least the next few months. TMZ is reporting that a rapper who is associated with the Wu-Tang Clan attempted suicide earlier today by cutting off his penis and then jumping out of a second story window. Thankfully, the man — Andre Johnson — was not successful in his suicide attempt. He is currently recovering from his self-inflicted injuries in the hospital tho, it is unclear if he will be able to have his penis reattached. Wow. More »

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Watch: Kids Have No Idea What A Walkman Cassette Player Is

Prepare to feel OLD
"My grandpa has these!"

A new video is making the rounds that is sure to make you feel old as dirt but will likely have you laughing and cringing your ass off. The Fine Brothers have put together a video of Kids Reacting To a Sony Walkman for the first time and the results are hilarious .. and deeply depressing. As you can see in the video above, at first many of the kids have no idea what the cassette player is in the first place. Watching them figure out how to use the device by inserting cassette tapes is strangely interesting and wholly upsetting all at the same time. It wasn’t that long ago that Sony Walkman cassette players were the latest in cutting edge portable music technology. Now that thin, sleek and lightweight mobile phones are capable of porting around thousands and thousands of songs, its really remarkable to see how “ancient” portable cassette technology has become. Don’t believe me? Watch these kids show you how outdated cassette player technology truly is. I both love and loathe this video. What do you think?

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Watch: A Gay BFF Performs ‘Work Bitch’ By Britney Spears For His Best Friend’s Wedding

THIS VIDEO IS EVERY DAMN THING THAT EVER WAS & EVER WILL BE
This is why every girl needs a gay BFF

A new video is making the rounds online today that features a gay BFF delivering the most EPIC of epic speeches at his best friend’s wedding that you simply have to MAKE THE TIME to watch in full. Bradley Bredeweg delivered a speech to his best friend Stephanie Huntington at her wedding which turned into a FULL BLOWN performance of Work Bitch by our dear Britney Spears. I don’t even have the words to describe how amazing this video is. From the very poignant speech, to the killer dance choreography, to the sweet dance at the end between BFF and bride … I am crazy in LUST for this video! Honestly, the groom isn’t even necessary in this video … Hahaha. It was nice that he was included, tho. Trust me, you have to watch this video in full. This will be the best thing you’ll seen all day, guaranteed. Enjoy.

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Watch: This Video Of Tori Amos Talking About Her New Album Is THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO SEE TODAY

"Every song that's making the album has to resonate with the now"
"All bets are off here. And I needed to experiment."

OMG! Tori Amos just released a short promo video that features her talking about the making of her new album Unrepentant Geraldines and it is soooo amazing, I’m almost weeping from happiness. As you can see above, the video was shot on the set of the photoshoot for her album cover and as you can HEAR, bits of one of the songs on the album is featured in the early part of the video. I can’t quite guess which song it might be but OMG, it sounds PERFECT. The audio of her new single Trouble’s Lament is featured in the middle part of the video as background music to Tori‘s discussion of her album and another new song is used near the end. AHH! She looks amazing, she sounds amazing … I am near death right now. Watch this video … over and over, if need be. The Goddess has returned to us. We are SO not worthy!!

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Watch: This Video Of 3 Men B.A.S.E. Jumping Off The World Trade Center Building Is Amazing

And Very Illegal
Don't Try This at Home

Last week a 16 year old boy named Justin Casquejo managed to sneak past seemingly nonexistent security at One World Trade Center in NYC so that he could hang out on the top floor for about 2 hours. BUT, that wasn’t the first or the most egregious security breach at the so-called Freedom Tower. 3 men managed to sneak up to the top of One World Trade Center last September and B.A.S.E. jump to the ground without getting caught or identified. The men turned themselves into police yesterday in an attempt, they say, to highlight the surprising lack of security at the Freedom Tower — which remains one of the biggest targets for terrorists. Video of the illegal B.A.S.E. jump has been released and you can watch it above. Then click below to learn more about the shocking lack of security at NYC’s new World Trade Center building. More »

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The Spice Girls May Go On Tour With Backstreet Boys!!!

Sans Posh, Obvs

SO, are you ready for only THE BEST NEWS OF ALL TIME?! According to an interview with Brian Littrell from Backstreet Boys, BSB are in “early talks” to do a world tour with … get this … the Spice Girls!!!!! Now, you may recall that Former Spice Victoria Beckham officially left the group last year … so she’s out … but 4 Spices is better than none! OMG. Click below to read more about this possible GREATEST WORLD TOUR LINE-UP OF ALL TIME. More »

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Ariana Grande Broke 3 Toes After She Slipped On Dog Pee

Insult to Injury

Popstar Ariana Grande is feeling a bit under the weather today because over the weekend, she suffered a little accident that left her with 3 broken toes while soaked in dog pee. Ariana informed her manager Scooter Braun of her injury via text and he, naturally, thought it would be a great idea to share that text with the world on his official Instagram profile. LOL. Poor Ariana. More »

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Watch: Kevin Bacon BRILLIANTLY Recreates His Dance From ‘Footloose’ On ‘The Tonight Show’

"Jump back"
LET'S DAAAANCE!!!!!

Holy shizz … y’all are NOT ready for what you’re about to see right now. Kevin Bacon made an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night and was informed that dancing has been banned on the show. In a protest of anger, Kevin recreated STEP-BY-STEP his famous dance from the 1984 film Footloose. And when I say step-by-step, I mean it. People, I know you have seen some pretty remarkable things in your lives … and you will see more remarkable things in the years to come … but I sincerely doubt that you have or will ever see something as utterly and completely amazing as this dance performance by Kevin Bacon. Watch the video above and you TELL ME that this isn’t the best thing you’ve ever seen in life. I’ve already watched this dance performance about 5 times now … and I’ll probably rewatch it for the rest of the weekend. Ye gods, this is so great. Please enjoy.

For a point of reference, click below to watch the original dance scene from Footloose. More »

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