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We Can’t Shame Robert De Niro For Not Watching ‘The Sopranos’

He's never even seen like one episode...

Listen. Sometimes people arrive late to the party. People like me, who are currently watching both The Sopranos and Six Feet Under. Don’t judge us! We’re fine. And then there are people like Robert De Niro, who still haven’t shown up to the party, and aren’t necessarily convinced that they need to make an appearance. De Niro shocked the world when he confessed recently that, after starring in all those gangster flicks, he has yet to watch the HBO series. Click inside for more!

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Shannen Doherty Reveals That She Has Breast Cancer

A new lawsuit alleges her cancer diagnosis could have been avoided

Actress Shannen Doherty is suing her former management company alleging that her newly revealed breast cancer diagnosis and subsequent possible treatment (including mastectomy and chemo therapy) could’ve been avoided if the Tanner Mainstain management company hadn’t been negligent in their duties. Because of her lawsuit, it has been revealed publicly for the first time this week that Shannen has breast cancer, which is horrifying news. Doherty alleges in her suit that her former management company stopped paying for her health insurance and she was, therefore, let go by her insurance agency without her knowledge. When she finally signed up for new insurance coverage, she was diagnosed with breast cancer — something she says could’ve been avoided had she not been dropped from her former insurance coverage due to her former management company’s failure to pay her monthly premiums. It’s a bit complicated but the big takeaway is that Shannen Doherty is battling cancer, which is just terrible news. More »

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Former Subway Spokesman Jared Fogle Will Reportedly Plead Guilty To Child Pornography Charges

Sources say Fogle will accept a plea deal Wednesday

Remember back in early July when federal authorities raided the home of then-Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle in search of child pornography, a raid that took place a few months after an associate of Fogle‘s was arrested and charged with possession of child pornography? Well, today we learn that authorities found something … because Fogle has agreed to plead guilty to child pornography charges and is expected to accept a plea bargain deal in federal court tomorrow. To be honest, I didn’t expect that Fogle would get busted with any type of illegal pornography, particularly since his friend/associate was busted with child pornography months ago but clearly I was wrong. Read on to learn more. More »

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A Harvard Business School Graduate Ran A Marathon On Her Period Without A Tampon To Raise Awareness

She's also a drummer for M.I.A. and I think I love her?

First of all, I can’t tell you how long it took me to come up with the headline for this article. Like, how exactly do I explain what’s happening here? In actuality, it’s really quite a simple story, but what Kiran Gandhi did while running the London Marathon was/is such a big deal, I wasn’t sure how to frame it. And, like many of you reading this I bet, I wasn’t sure how I felt about it. Um, wait, what whyyyy?! was my first reaction. But upon reading Gandhi‘s blog post about the decision and her experience—and the message she wanted to send—I think I might be in love with her maybe? Click inside for more!

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How Badly Do You Want This Possible Cookie Lyon ‘Empire’ Spin-Off Show?

Super badly.

Yesterday we got our first look at the official trailer for Season Two of Empire. I have to admit, I haven’t watched it yet, in hopes of saving myself for some of the surprises. But I’m excited to see what kind of drama is going to pop off in the Lyon household come September, and I’m even more excited about this news coming out of the Television Critics Association summer press tour. Seriously. A [highly possible] Taraji P. Henson/Cookie Lyon spinoff? It may be too early to be talking spinoffs, but no. Actualy it’s not. We need this in our lives and Lee Daniels sounds pretty certain that it’s going to happen. Click inside for more!

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Watch: Pokémon Gets The XXX Treatment In This Trailer For The Porn Parody ‘Strokémon’

"Gotta f*ck 'em all"
"What the fuckémon is that?"

In terms of pop culture-inspired porn parodies, we’ve seen mostly entertaining offerings that have spoofed Guardians of the Galaxy, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Man of Steel … to name but a few. Today, we learn that WoodRocket Productions has taken the porn parody treatment into the world of … Pokémon. A trailer for their newest offering, titled Strokémon, has been released and as you can see above, except for some strong language, the trailer is mostly safe for work (tho, the Pikachu-like character named Dickachu is the stuff nightmares are made of. All of your fave Pokémon characters are spoofed in this porn parody — Ash, Misty, Brock, even Team Rocket (Jess, James and a nekkid Meowth):


Honestly, I like having fun with silly porn parody offerings but this one … this one is different. I’m so terrified by the prospect of these characters having sex that I’m not sure my frail little heart could handle the NSFW version of this trailer. But, if you are the type of person that would love to have your childhood completely destroyed by a porn parody film based on a beloved cartoon from your youth, then Strokémon might be right up your alley.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar, Selma Blair & Reese Witherspoon Had A Mini-’Cruel Intentions’ Reunion Last Night

"What?!!???"

Remember how Sarah Michelle Gellar shared a cute photo with her Buffy the Vampire Slayer co-star Alyson Hannigan a few days ago? Yeah, well, she kinda outdid herself last night when she met up with her Cruel Intentions co-stars Selma Blair and Reese Witherspoon for a mini-reunion here in LA. The ladies got together to attend a performance of Cruel Intentions: The Musical, which is so mind-blowingly amazing that I can barely believe it happened. The ladies posed for photos together (including on the red carpet, where Sarah and Selma recreated their infamous kiss from the movie) and were videoed singing their hearts out during the performance. OMG. It’s too much! It’s just too much amazing for words. More »

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Joan Holloway-Harris Stole The ‘Mad Men’ Series Finale

E-VERY-THING (plus SPOILERS!!!)

We Mad Men fans are an absolute emotional wreck this morning. What happened? Where are we? WHO are we? There’s going to be plenty to read online this morning about the last episode ever of one of the greatest TV shows ever, but I’m going to focus on the one character who absolutely blew me away last night. All these years I’ve been talking about Peggy Olson, and hailing Elisabeth Moss‘ character as one of the most important TV characters—especially among women. But Joan Holloway-Harris‘ arc has been so fantastic—surprising and fulfilling in every way—that I just have to talk about it. Click inside for more!

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OMFG! Janet Jackson Has Announced A New Album & A New Tour To Come THIS YEAR!

#ConversationsInACafe

AHHH! After a false alarm last year and new rumors last week, Janet Jackson has come out of seclusion to announce that she will be releasing a new album, a new tour and a new MOVEMENT this year! Janet quietly joined Instagram earlier today and used it to point us in the direction of a video announcement where she reveals the first details about her plans for new music. She promised that when she was ready to release new music, she would tell us from her own lips … and that day has come. She says:

“I promised you’d hear it from my lips. And now you will. This year, new music, new world tour, a new movement. I’ve been listening. Let’s keep the conversation going.

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Robert Downey Jr. Takes Down Indie Movies, And Some People Are Pissed

"They’re exhausting and sometimes they suck..."

Now, just because I love to rave about indie films and directors, and some movies you’ve never heard of (you still haven’t seen Starred Up, have you? Don’t talk to me), it doesn’t mean I haven’t seen some horrifyingly bad, uninteresting, trying-too-hard-ass independent films. Because, damn. I’ve seen ‘em. I think the best example I can think of is this 2012 movie Elles, which I knew was going to be excellent because it was INDIE! And FRENCH! And starred JULIETTE BINOCHE! Like, come on. Anyway, it was one of the worst movies ever. So I was cracking up reading Robert Downey Jr.‘s takedown of independent films. Click inside for more!

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