It’s 5 AM and all I want in this world is for someone to finally invent a thing that allows me to reach into my computer screen and eat the delicious foods before my eyes. Selena Gomez went too far with her birthday celebration this year. I’m happy for her or whatever, but I really feel like she’s trying to rub her lifestyle in my face right now. Please click inside to see the biggest, chocolatiest cake ever. I’m sooo hungry…
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"I would love to, you know?"
In an interview promoting his new SyFy series Dominion, actor Anthony Stewart Head openly talked about his desire to star in a Buffy the Vampire Slayer spin-off series that centered on watcher/mentor Rupert Giles. Altho Giles was tragically killed off in the comic book version of BtVS, there is NO REASON that the character can’t live on in a series of his own on TV. Man. I know Joss Whedon is super busy these days but THIS GILES SPIN-OFF IDEA NEEDS TO COME TO FRUITION! More »
SHE'S A STAN, Y'ALL!!
Remember a couple of days ago when Frances Bean Cobain publicly chided Lana Del Rey for romanticizing death? Well, it would appear that Frances has something else to say about another pop artist that we know around these here parts. Completely unprompted, Frances posted a tweet on her official Twitter profile last night professing her love for our dear Britney Spears‘s song Lucky, from her iconic sophomore album Oops! I Did It Again. While Frances loves Lucky, she also confessed to loving another of Britney‘s albums most of all … and I know you’re DYING to know which one. Click below to read Frances‘s Britney-loving tweet and stan out with me, won’t you? More »
So … 50 Cent was invited by the NY Mets to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at Citi Field in NYC last night ahead of their game against the Pittsburgh Pirates and he proceeded to throw the ABSOLUTELY WORST FIRST PITCH IN THE RECORDED AND UNRECORDED HISTORY OF BASEBALL. I mean, Fitty‘s pitch was so bad that it will likely go down in recorded human history as the worst thing to ever happen … EVER. LOL. Click the video above to see this epically horrrrrrrrible first pitch thrown by 50 Cent and do your best not to fall out of your chair with laughter ;)
In an effort to save a bit of face, Fitty commented on his horrid first pitch on his official Instagram profile, see what he had to say below. More »
Remember back in February when we heard rumors that Steve Perry might be ready to stage a comeback and reunite with his old band Journey? Well, thus far, nothing has come from any of that talk … BUT over the weekend, Perry appeared on stage during a concert performance by The Eels to perform a pair of Journey songs LIVE for the first time in about 20 years. I’m not really sure why Steve showed up to perform at this particular show, and with The Eels of all people, but perform he did. Steve sang The Eels song It’s a Motherfucker to warm up his vocal chords and then performed the Journey songs Open Arms and Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’ for the sold out Fitzgerald Theater in St. Paul, MN (capacity 1000). People, this video is a MUST SEE. Steve still sounds amazing. That voice! OMG. I’m not sure what this performance means … if it was a one-off performance out of the blue then I am SO bummed I couldn’t witness this in person. BUT, if this is a sign that Steve Perry is ready to return to the performance stage then I may just lose my mind and freak out from happiness. Enjoy this video. I plan on watching and rewatching it for a few hours :D
I'm A Little Disappointed In Us
Okay, this just needs to be said because—— I kid you not——this morning I woke up in a cold sweat from a dream about the friggen Kardashians and even friggen Jonathan Cheban and his hair was in there so things have officially gone too far. When people start invading your subconscious, it’s time to discuss. I keep tellin’ y’all I’m trying to keep it slightly more real than I usually keep it, so here I go. Yes, we have been covering the wedding of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Trent and I are both fans of the one they call Yeezus, and we have kind of enjoyed watching him go completely bananas over his new bride. It’s been weird… but also sort of endearing. So way back when Kanye first announced that he was going to be a Daddy we started covering Kimye news here and there. But ever since this friggen wedding, things have gotten out of control. Let’s discuss, and then promptly move on. Please.
She And Jay Z Did NOT Attend! WTF?!
Yesterday when we found out that Mr. West Mr. West (Mr. Fresh) had finally made it official with the now-Mrs. West I wondered about whether or not Beyoncé and Jay Z were actually in attendance in Italy. I heard rumors yesterday from some valuable sources (my sister Steph) that Bey had skipped the event, but Jay Z was there. I was really hoping this was true– and it sounded right to me. But now we are learning that The Carters could not attend, as they were very busy… in the Hamptons? WTF? Um. I am bothered by this news. And by these new Instagram photos from Bey. Click inside for more!
Here Are All Of Your Celebrity Babydaddies In One Place!
I have been meaning to put this gallery together for a loooong time, and today is the perfect day for it! Since I’ve been at PITNB I’ve developed a great relationship with ALL of you, and I’ve been lucky enough special relationships with a few of you. PITNBr Devonte Antonio has made me spit-take over many-a-comment from him, and over time I’ve learned that he has a whole slew of celebrity baby daddies. Some of them are married and with actual children, but it doesn’t matter! They’re his. And since today is his friggen birthday we are going to give him the gift he so deserves– all of his baby daddies in one place. Peep the (somewhat NSFW) gallery for more, send Devonte some Birthday Lurve and follow him on Instagram! And there’s one more surprise for Devonte inside :)
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