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Morrissey Reveals That He Has Cancer

"Right now I feel good."

Earlier this year, Morrissey cut short his US tour due to illness. Last year, Morrissey previously cut short his US tour after he was forced to cancel a string of concert dates due to illness. Today, we learn just how ill Morrissey has been because he reveals in a new interview that he has cancer. In an interview with El Mundo, Moz opens up about the seriousness of his illness just as his new European tour gets underway. As you can read below, his comments about the cancer treatment he’s been receiving are very Morrissey-esque. Read on to learn more. More »

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David Lynch Announces That ‘Twin Peaks’ Will Return As As Limited Sequel Series On Showtime

HO.LEE.SHEET!

OMG! Remember back in January when it seemed like David Lynch was teasing a reboot of the classic ’90s drama series Twin Peaks and then he CRUSHED our hopes and dreams by denying that there would be any Twin Peaks reboot? Well today we learn that the bastard Lynch and Twin Peaks co-creator Mark Frost have officially announced that a NEW Twin Peaks limited series is coming to Showtime!!! A few days ago, both David Lynch and Mark Frost hinted at the return of Twin Peaks on Twitter … but after what happened in January, I totally figured they were just pulling our chain again. Now that we know FOR SURE that Twin Peaks is coming back to TV with new episodes, I think it is completely appropriate to FREAK THE EFF OUT!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! More »

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Whoa: An Actual Judge Orders Bethenny Frankel To Stop Wearing Her Daughter’s Pajamas

That-Ish-Cray Of The Day

Now this is… odd. Do you remember a while back we had a discussion about this photo Bethenny Frankel posted online? A lot of people were legitimately angry that she was rocking her daughter’s pajamas. I found the photo a bit problematic because I thought Frankel was sort of showing off how tiny she was… which I thought was weird. But now that I’m hearing an actual judge in a courtroom is commenting on it, the story seems even weirder. Click inside for more!

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Gwen Stefani Is Putting The Finishing Touches On Her NEW SOLO ALBUM

Pharrell is producing, the first single will drop SOON

For the past few weeks there have been rumblings about new music from Gwen Stefani but today we learn from Billboard magazine officially that Gwen has almost finished work on a new SOLO album. OMG. A NEW SOLO ALBUM. AND! ANNNNND! And as if a new solo album from Gwen wasn’t exciting enough, we also learn that the album is being produced by Pharrell (her new co-judge/coach on The Voice and the man responsible for man of the biggest hits from her last album The Sweet Escape). AND, Billboard reports that Gwen will perform the first single from her new album on The Voice later this season. OMG! New Gwen Stefani music possibly as early as THIS YEAR! AHHH!!! More »

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Amber Rose And Wiz Khalifa Are Divorcing Because Of Kanye West, Nick Cannon, And/Or Some Random Woman

Let's do the rumor round-up

When a couple announces a divorce or separation, the question from those of us on the outside is always pretty much the same: “Why?” And in the entertainment world, the same holds true for celebrity couples, except we get to share and publish all of our theories with the world. When it’s a celebrity I’ve grown fond of—like Amber Rose—it’s hard to just randomly gossip about the end of a marriage. There have been a lot of rumors, and so far Rose has been the only to actually speak out about what happened. Click inside to hear about all of the outside people being blamed for the demise of Roselifah.

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Sharon Osbourne Talks And Laughs About Cutting Herself To Prove Her Love For Ozzy Osbourne

Um... am I the only one who thinks this isn't funny?

Okay, this is interesting. I think I’ve always been sort of vaguely into Sharon Osbourne, but I can’t help but take issue with these recent comments. I never watch The View, I don’t know if they do stuff like this all of the time, but it looks like they were all making (gasp!) shocking confessions yesterday and Osbourne‘s story got pretty deep. She opened up about this time when she cut herself to prove her love to Ozzy Osbourne, and I thought she was going to talk about cutting and the psychological implications of it. But instead she laughed the whole thing off, and said some things that I think might be problematic for people who really struggle with self-harming. Click inside to watch the video of her “shocking confession.”
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Watch/Wow: Chris Brown Speaks On Ray Rice, Therapy, And Actually Sounds Like He’s Learned 5 Things

This is a strange, new feeling for me...

I spent some time this week working on an article for Paste Magazine about a film I’m calling The Most Important Black Movie of the Year. Starred Up is based on the experiences of a psychotherapist who worked with gang members in the largest UK prison. It’s my favorite film of the year, partly because it attempts to normalize therapy, and it really highlights the ways in which proper anger management can save/change lives. I mentioned Ray Rice in the piece, and so I couldn’t help but be pleased with this video of Chris Brown—yes, that Chris Brown—advocating for therapy and anger management in response to a question about Rice. Click inside for more.

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Jay Z Kind Of Just Announced Beyoncé’s Second Pregnancy (Maybe)

Let the interwebs go CRAY!

If Beyoncé is pregnant, I’m gonna lose my mind. I just feel like, she’s going to be rocking that Dita Von Teese maternity wear I was just talking about and it’s going to kill me inside. I feel like she’ll be way more open, and sharing pictures of her perfectly-formed baby bump on Instagram, and it’s just going to be annoying. And then there’ll be that one photo of Jay Z with his hands on her belly, and I’ll just give up… on the prospect… of Jay and I ever getting [back] together. Anyway, he maybe just announced that they’re totally pregs again. Click inside for more!

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OMG, YES: Dita Von Teese Is Designing Nursing Bras For New Moms

#FreeTheNipple goes burlesque... and I need these. All of these.

NOOOooooooooo! NOOOOooooo! NOW I HAVE TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN! NOOOOoooooooOOOOooooooo! This is awful. I’ve been telling everyone and myself (mainly myself) that I’m DONE! I’m done with babies for the next 7-10 years! And then Dita Von Teese comes along and RUINS my plan! I am now forced—forced, I tell you—to get pregnant again so I can put nothing but Dita Von Teese nursing bras on my baby registry! Click inside for more! These are ah-mazing!!!!
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Watch: Jared Leto Grabs An Impressive Amount Of Penis Bulge In This Live Performance Video [UPDATE]

I mean, it's a LOT
Whoa!

Jared Leto, Academy Award-winner and frontman of 30 Seconds to Mars, has a reputation for being … erm … well endowed. Stories about Jared‘s endowment have been widely circulated for years. During a live performance by 30StM last month (which is making the rounds today), Jared was videoed grabbing a considerable portion of penis bulge that seems to confirm the speculation about his … manhood. Watch the video above and see for yourselves. The magic moment happens at the 1:45 minute mark of this performance of the song End of All Days. I mean, right? He’s grabbing a big ol’ handful of stuff, ain’t he? Gods bless him.

UPDATE: Video of this 30StM performance has been pulled offline but you can click below to see screencaps of the bulge grab to still see the goods that Jared Leto is working with. More »

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