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Watch/Funniest Ish Ever: This Is An Epic Supercut Of All The Best Local News Bloopers From 2013

I Cannot Stop LMAO...
2013: A Year In Epic Local News Moments

I kid you not, I had tears coming out of my eyes as I wrote out this headline. Y’all. This is a very long super cut, but I promise you it’s worth every minute. As we say goodbye to 2013 and reminisce about all of the cray-est stories, the best songs, and the models I stalked, we have this: a brilliant supercut of all the best, sometimes NSFW bloopers from local news stations. I am cracking UP over here! The F-bombs, the penises, friggen Charles Ramsey (MY FAVE!!! CLEVELAND STAND UP, LOL!), the creepy looking monkey grabbing that one news anchor’s breast. I cannot. Nobody call me while I watch this again. Peep the video for more!

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Here Are Our Top 10 ‘That Ish Cray’ Stories Of 2013 [NSFW]

Mermaid Man, Crazy Sorority Girl, Nekkid Bieber-- They're All Here!

Why am I so emotional over the end of 2013?! Well, truth be told, it was kind of an epic year. The name ‘Miley Cyrus‘ has rolled off of my tongue (LOL…) more times than I ever thought was possible, and I friggen had a friggen baby. Those two things alone are enough to make 2013 one of the most unforgettable years ever in the history of everdom. And so many other crazy things happened, which is why I’m glad I collected them all under PITNB‘s very own ‘That-Ish-Cray Of The Day‘ category. I invite you to relive the magic of TLC‘s mermaid man, our favorite, foul-mouthed sorority girl, and Justin Bieber nekkid. Oh yeah. That ish was cray. And some of it, NSFW. Click inside for more!
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Watch: Miley Cyrus’s Porn Tape Music Video For ‘Adore You’ Leaks To The Interwebs [UPDATE]

Um. Happy Kwanzaa? [UPDATE: Miley Has Released The Official Vid]
Let's Get NSFW Up In Here

The other day we got a look at the official teaser for Miley Cyrus‘s new video for Adore You and, since then, someone took it upon themselves to leak the entire NSFW video to the world. Here it is folks. Miley Cyrus, the self-proclaimed ‘biggest feminist’ out there, quasi-masturbating publicly embracing her sexuality as a means of empowerment. Peep the video for more!

[UPDATE]: Miley has released the official video, so we replaced that sketchy, leaked version with the real deal. Your thoughts?

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Watch: Lars Von Triers Releases An Extremely NSFW Movie Trailer For ‘Nymphomaniac’

No, Seriously ... this trailer is NSFW
It's about to get REALLY NSFW around here

Back in August of 2012, we first heard that pre-production and early casting talk was underway for director Lars von Triers‘s new film Nymphomaniac when Shia LaBeouf‘s name was attached to the project. This past July, we got to see a NSFW still from the movie that features Shia and it became clear that the movie was going to be, well, full of nekkidness. Today we get to see the first official trailer for Nymphomaniac and as I’m sure you can guess, the NSFW video features a lot of nudity which isn’t really appropriate watching in a lot of settings … but hey, it’s Friday, maybe we can use a bit of spice. Click the embed above to have a look at this trailer according to your best judgement. I’m not sure that the quick scenes presented in this trailer give a great feel for the plot of the film but you deffo get a feel for the eroticness in store when Nymphomaniac hits theaters.

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Hella NSFW: Miley Cyrus Bares All In These New Photos By Terry Richardson

Okay So Yeah. This Is EXACTLY What Sinéad Was Talking About.

Well, these are especially awkward given the timing. Yesterday we got to read a very intense, very well-written open letter from Sinéad O’Connor to Miley Cyrus. In the letter– the points of which we’re still discussing– Sinéad makes great points about the music industry and misguided notions of sexual empowerment for women. These photos, to me, are great representations of that line between sexual empowerment and sexual exploitation which (for me) isn’t always that blurry. Peep the gallery and see what you think. The photos were taken by Terry Richardson, and there are a few that I actually like. But I suspect no one will be talking about those.

Oh, and my least-favorite photo of the batch has to be the one where she’s sucking her thumb and grabbing her crotch. LMAO! What IS that?!

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Funniest NSFW Video Ever: Kanye West Goes Off On Paparazzi In His Driveway At Four In The Morning

I Am Cry-Laughing SO Hard Right Now.
'SHUT THE F--- UP!' 'BLOODSUCKING MOSQUITO!' '^%$*$*^%$

So, we don’t all agree on Kanye West and whether or not he is brilliant (he is), or whether or not he can take a joke (he kind of can’t), but there is no way you’re NOT gonna laugh at this video. Here’s what happened. Right after the Jimmy Kimmel catastrophe, paparazzi decided to hang out at Kanye‘s house (which he’s getting ready to move out of) at four in the friggen morning. Kanye gets home and immediately starts going off on them. Now here’s why I can’t stop laughing. As Yeezy is cussing them out, and complaining about how messed up it is that they’re there at 4 AM, and calling them bloodsucking mosquitos, he’s getting in and out of his Lamborghini… and it is IMPOSSIBLE to feel bad for him. Y’all know I love ‘Ye, but I’m sorry. When I saw him go in his “trunk”– which is NOT in the normal location of a normal trunk– I was just like okay. I can’t. I can’t even feel bad for you because you drive a spaceship (seriously, the car sounds like a spaceship), and you can just fly away at any time. OMG, I’m still laughing. Poor little rich rapper. Sigh.

Now I know the ‘razzis are awful– I mean really. This is awful. But Kanye seriously, seriously needs to get over it and get used to it (or work to change things, as he has said before he wants to), before he makes a really bad mistake. Here’s hoping he gets it together soon.

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First Look: Miley Cyrus Gets Emotional & REALLY Nekkid In The Music Video For ‘Wrecking Ball’

HELLA NSFWish TBQH
Miley comes in like a Wrecking Ball, FOR REALS

Last week we learned that Miley Cyrus would be premiering the music video for her new ballad Wrecking Ball today and right now, we get to check out the video in full. The clip starts out in a stark way with Miley sporting a single tear streaming down her face. Then, the video brings in the expected wrecking ball for Miley to ride … both clothed (barely) and unclothed (completely). The song is beautiful but the video, directed by Terry Richardson, is … a lot. I would say that the clip is pretty NSFW because even when Miley is wearing “clothes”, the scenes are pretty risqué. When she’s completely nekkid, yeah, it’s a bit much for folks in public areas to watch I think. Hell, I even got a bit embarrassed and I watched the video in the privacy of my own home office. Yeah, Miley really goes for it in this video. With caution, check out the video in the embed above, I’m dying to hear what you think. Comment below, please.

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Lady Gaga Leaves The Boujis Club In A Semi-NSFW, Sheer Swimsuit

There Was Also A Bubble Machine Outfit Of Some Sort

So, everyone’s been talking about how much Lady Gaga has toned things down recently in terms of her fashion statements. And she really has! That Prabal Gurung dress she wore to the MTV VMAs? Loved it on her! And I love seeing her look striking, without looking shocking. Anyway, that all kinda changed last night when Gaga was spotted leaving the Boujis Nightclub in London, after her iTunes performance at the Round House. I was cracking up because she walked into the club fully dressed (with Too $hort, no less), but came out wearing next-to-nothing! What happened, LOL?! Peep the gallery for more… like, way more, somewhat NSFW Gaga than you might have bargained for on a Monday morning.

P.S. You know what, let me keep it real for a second. I kinda want that bubble-machine outfit.

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Miranda Kerr Is An Ethereal Porn Star In A NSFW Spread For ‘V’ Magazine

Ms. Kerr Channels Italian Pornstar Cicciolina

We’re used to seeing model Miranda Kerr out and about, looking pretty fabulous… and pretty innocent. But we also know she’s not afraid to strip down and get NSFW when duty calls. Miranda just got a new spread in V Magazine and she’s channeling the Italian porn star Cicciolina. She recently shared one of the pics on Instagram, asking #doblondeshavemorefun? Peep the gallery to find out!

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HELLO! Alexander Skarsgård Shows Off His PEEN In The Season 6 Finale Episode Of ‘True Blood’

Full Frontal Hotness

Full Disclosure: I stopped watching True Blood on HBO sometime after season 3 and honestly cannot speak about the show with any real authority in regards to storyline, plot developments and overall story arc. Thankfully the meat of this post (pardon the pun) has nothing at all to do with the storyline, plot developments and/or overall story arc of True Blood … it has to do with Alexander Skarsgård‘s penis. Actually, it really has to do with True Blood character Eric Northman‘s penis but since Skarsgård portrays Northman on the show and he showed off his penis as Northman‘s, well, there you have it. Last night, HBO aired the season 6 finale episode of True Blood and I don’t know a single thing that happened in the episode except that Alexander Skarsgård went full frontal and showed off his penis for the first time ever on the show. Really, isn’t that all the information that you need to know? Click below to see what all the fuss is about. More »

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