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Funniest NSFW Video Ever: Kanye West Goes Off On Paparazzi In His Driveway At Four In The Morning

I Am Cry-Laughing SO Hard Right Now.
'SHUT THE F--- UP!' 'BLOODSUCKING MOSQUITO!' '^%$*$*^%$

So, we don’t all agree on Kanye West and whether or not he is brilliant (he is), or whether or not he can take a joke (he kind of can’t), but there is no way you’re NOT gonna laugh at this video. Here’s what happened. Right after the Jimmy Kimmel catastrophe, paparazzi decided to hang out at Kanye‘s house (which he’s getting ready to move out of) at four in the friggen morning. Kanye gets home and immediately starts going off on them. Now here’s why I can’t stop laughing. As Yeezy is cussing them out, and complaining about how messed up it is that they’re there at 4 AM, and calling them bloodsucking mosquitos, he’s getting in and out of his Lamborghini… and it is IMPOSSIBLE to feel bad for him. Y’all know I love ‘Ye, but I’m sorry. When I saw him go in his “trunk”– which is NOT in the normal location of a normal trunk– I was just like okay. I can’t. I can’t even feel bad for you because you drive a spaceship (seriously, the car sounds like a spaceship), and you can just fly away at any time. OMG, I’m still laughing. Poor little rich rapper. Sigh.

Now I know the ‘razzis are awful– I mean really. This is awful. But Kanye seriously, seriously needs to get over it and get used to it (or work to change things, as he has said before he wants to), before he makes a really bad mistake. Here’s hoping he gets it together soon.

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First Look: Miley Cyrus Gets Emotional & REALLY Nekkid In The Music Video For ‘Wrecking Ball’

HELLA NSFWish TBQH
Miley comes in like a Wrecking Ball, FOR REALS

Last week we learned that Miley Cyrus would be premiering the music video for her new ballad Wrecking Ball today and right now, we get to check out the video in full. The clip starts out in a stark way with Miley sporting a single tear streaming down her face. Then, the video brings in the expected wrecking ball for Miley to ride … both clothed (barely) and unclothed (completely). The song is beautiful but the video, directed by Terry Richardson, is … a lot. I would say that the clip is pretty NSFW because even when Miley is wearing “clothes”, the scenes are pretty risqué. When she’s completely nekkid, yeah, it’s a bit much for folks in public areas to watch I think. Hell, I even got a bit embarrassed and I watched the video in the privacy of my own home office. Yeah, Miley really goes for it in this video. With caution, check out the video in the embed above, I’m dying to hear what you think. Comment below, please.

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Lady Gaga Leaves The Boujis Club In A Semi-NSFW, Sheer Swimsuit

There Was Also A Bubble Machine Outfit Of Some Sort

So, everyone’s been talking about how much Lady Gaga has toned things down recently in terms of her fashion statements. And she really has! That Prabal Gurung dress she wore to the MTV VMAs? Loved it on her! And I love seeing her look striking, without looking shocking. Anyway, that all kinda changed last night when Gaga was spotted leaving the Boujis Nightclub in London, after her iTunes performance at the Round House. I was cracking up because she walked into the club fully dressed (with Too $hort, no less), but came out wearing next-to-nothing! What happened, LOL?! Peep the gallery for more… like, way more, somewhat NSFW Gaga than you might have bargained for on a Monday morning.

P.S. You know what, let me keep it real for a second. I kinda want that bubble-machine outfit.

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Miranda Kerr Is An Ethereal Porn Star In A NSFW Spread For ‘V’ Magazine

Ms. Kerr Channels Italian Pornstar Cicciolina

We’re used to seeing model Miranda Kerr out and about, looking pretty fabulous… and pretty innocent. But we also know she’s not afraid to strip down and get NSFW when duty calls. Miranda just got a new spread in V Magazine and she’s channeling the Italian porn star Cicciolina. She recently shared one of the pics on Instagram, asking #doblondeshavemorefun? Peep the gallery to find out!

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HELLO! Alexander Skarsgård Shows Off His PEEN In The Season 6 Finale Episode Of ‘True Blood’

Full Frontal Hotness

Full Disclosure: I stopped watching True Blood on HBO sometime after season 3 and honestly cannot speak about the show with any real authority in regards to storyline, plot developments and overall story arc. Thankfully the meat of this post (pardon the pun) has nothing at all to do with the storyline, plot developments and/or overall story arc of True Blood … it has to do with Alexander Skarsgård‘s penis. Actually, it really has to do with True Blood character Eric Northman‘s penis but since Skarsgård portrays Northman on the show and he showed off his penis as Northman‘s, well, there you have it. Last night, HBO aired the season 6 finale episode of True Blood and I don’t know a single thing that happened in the episode except that Alexander Skarsgård went full frontal and showed off his penis for the first time ever on the show. Really, isn’t that all the information that you need to know? Click below to see what all the fuss is about. More »

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Here Are More Topless, NSFW Lady Gaga Photos From Her ‘V’ Magazine Shoot

'I want to be an icon in many forms'

We’ve been seeing plenty of Lady Gaga in the nude, what with all her promo projects for the upcoming album ARTPOP. It all started with that first look at her V Magazine cover shoot, and today the rest of the spread has finally arrived (along with a few outtakes Gaga shared on Twitter. Lady Gaga is sometimes topless, sometimes not (but, okay, mostly topless) in this NSFW photoshoot by the legendary Inez & Vinoodh. Peep the gallery for more and click inside for an excerpt from the interview. Once again, Lady G is teaming up with performance artist Marina Abramović so it should be interesting.
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One Direction’s Niall Horan Shows Off A Cheeky Tattoo . . . On His Bum

Best Tattoo Ever

A few weeks ago we learned from One Direction singer Harry Styles that he regrets many of his “crap” tattoos and today learn that fellow One Directioner Niall Horan might’ve gotten a regretful tattoo as well … on his ass. Fortunately for Niall, his ass tattoo was a temporary fake tattoo that was gotten as a joke. Actually, it looks more like Niall was actually very proud of his tattoo because he happily showed it off on British TV … bare bum and all. Click below to see the cheeky yet NSFW full photo of Niall showing off the humorous ass tattoo that he showed off on Sky 1 TV this week. More »

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Justin Bieber Is Completely Nekkid In These Newly Leaked, NSFW Photos

That-Ish-Cray Of The Day

Y’all. My apologies in advance. What’s hilarious is that, I almost typed in ‘Nude,’ as in ‘Justin Bieber Is Completely Nude…’ and then I realized, no. ‘Nude’ is a word reserved for a Miranda Kerr shoot, or even that new Lady Gaga performance art video. He’s not nude. He’s not even naked. He’s nekkid. Buck, booty nekkid in these newly leaked to TMZ, NSFW photos. I hate to do this to my favorite people on a Monday morning, but my job is to deliver this kind of information to you and– although it’s a tough job, and it’s 6:50 AM, and I’m super-prego and haven’t eaten yet– somebody’s gotta do it. Click inside to see Justin Bieber as you’ve probably never wanted to see him before. Nekkid. And with his Grandma.
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First Look: Lady Gaga Strips Down For Marina Abramović In A New NSFW Video

The Abramović Method Of Performance Art
Nothing Like A Little Primal Yelling In The Morning

Last week Jay Z premiered his performance art video for Picasso Baby, and much of the dopeness therein was inspired by the work of renowned performance artist Marina Abramović, who made an appearance in the video. And it looks like Lady Gaga has been inspired as well. We learned a little while back that she had been collaborating with some big names in the art world for her new album/app/movemement ARTPOP, and today we get our first look at a NSFW video of Gaga stripping down (I mean, all the way down) and embracing the Abramović method. We’ve seen a lot of nude Gaga lately, but in this video she employs a particular style that is meant to enhance and advance her performance and artistic endurance. She’s also hoping to direct attention to Marina Abramović‘s Institute Kickstarter campaign. Peep the video for more!

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Miley Cyrus Is Completely Nude On This New Marc Jacobs Shirt

She's Trying To Save Lives, Y'all

We’ve seen Miley Cyrus rocking barely-there shorts, barely-there dresses, and totally-there diapers, but this is Miley on a whole ‘nother level. The singer joined in on the celebrity nude-for-a-cause campaign, and can now be seen completely naked on a Marc Jacobs t-shirt. I always think it’s kinda hilarious when people strip down “for a good cause,” but if that’s what they’re calling it, then I’ll go along with. Click inside to see Miley baring all for the Protect the Skin You’re In campaign!
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