John Mayer, who LOVES to make headlines with the douchey things he likes to reveal in magazine interviews, is at it again in a new interview with Playboy magazine. Among other things, Mayer discusses his “crazy” sex life with former girlfriend Jessica Simpson. While some gentlemen would never dream of kissing and telling, it’s clear that John Mayer has no problem with sexing and selling … out:
UsMagazine.com has an exclusive peek at Playboy’s March issue, where the singer, 32, dishes on everything from his past relationships with Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston to his dream mate. He dubs 29-year-old Simpson (whom he dated from 2006 to 2007) “a drug.” “And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them,” he says, adding, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say,” he continues. “It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.’” He didn’t share bedroom details about Aniston, who turns 41 Thursday. But he denied reports that he penned the tune “Heartbreak Warrior” about her. “That woman would never use heartbreak warfare,” he tells Playboy. “That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person.” He also denied that Twitter obsession led to their split last year. “There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much,” he says. “That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’” Oh, and how many women has he bedded since their break-up? “I’m going to say four or five. No more,” he tells Playboy. “But even if I said 12, that’s a reasonable number. So is 15. Here’s the thing: I get less ass now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops.” These days, he says he is hesitant to settle down. “I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it,” he says. “If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me” … Asked about his future, he says, “From now on I’m just going to pretend that people really dig the shit out of me. I’ve been trying to prove to people I’m not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out of Us Weekly. That’s fucked up, man. I’m not dating. I’m not even fucking. So now I’m going to experiment with ‘fuck you.’ In 2010 my goal is to get more mentions in Us Weekly than ever.”
So lemme get this straight … Mayer‘s plan is be even more of an ass than he has been previously? Why am I not surprised. I’m pret-ty sure that Jessica won’t be too happy to hear about all this talk about her sex life hittin’ the media … and I find his quip that Jen hopes things will go back to the way they were pre-1998 very telling. LOL!! If she thinks that, she is really out of touch with reality. In all honesty, I don’t even feel bad for the moronic women who choose to get involved with John Mayer. It’s clear that he loves to brag and sell out his former “loves” … if you are dumb enough to succumb to his “charms”, you totally deserve the treatment he doles out afterward.
UPDATE: Another quote has leaked from Mayer‘s Playboy interview wherein he talks about the kind of women his “dick” likes to enjoy. When asked if Black women throw themselves at him, Mayer responded:
“I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.”
Er, is this supposed to be funny or witty? Do YOU find it funny or witty?