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Madonna Loves Her Pajamas, Jesus Luz Loves His Cornrows

WTF?!
Posted by: Trent on August 19, 2010| 11 Comments

Madonna, who just last weekend celebrated her 52nd birthday in high style, stepped out in London, England last night with her much younger toyboy Jesus Luz and decided NOT to dress for the occasion. Apparently, Maddy just wanted to step out with just an overcoat thrown on top of her comfy pajamas. Even worse, Jesus decided it was the opportune time to show off his new hair’do … homeboy got himself some cornrows:


Naturally, as soon as I saw these photos of Jesus and his new ‘do, I couldn’t help but be reminded of another famous cornrows wearer:


I mean, yeah, Maddy‘s pj pants are pretty atrocious but I really can’t get past Chuy‘s hair … I mean … no. It is a *very rare* occurrence when a man is able to pull off cornrows (tho, one does NOT come to mind at the moment) and better men than Jesus Luz have tried to rock the look and failed (David Beckham or Justin Timberlake, anyone?). This whole picture of Madonna & Child is a WORLD OF NO. I mean … yeah. No. Just … no.

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Madonna Celebrates Her 52nd Birthday

Birthday Lurve
Posted by: Trent on August 16, 2010| 19 Comments

Madonna, the reigning Queen of Pop, turns 52 years old today but the original Material Girl started celebrating with family, friends and loved ones over the weekend in London, England. But, before we get to that … let’s all take a moment now to send some Birthday Lurve to our lady Madonna:


It’s kind of impossible to believe that Madonna is actually 52 but it’s true … the march of time stops for no man OR woman. Still, at 52, Madonna is showing no signs of slowing down. Not only has she just launched her first ever juniors clothing line called Material Girl (in collaboration with her first born child Lourdes Maria) but she is currently directing a new film titled W.E. Add to that the rumors that she is also working behind the scenes on her next album and you’ve got yourself a pretty full plate. But, despite all of this professional stuff going on in her life, Maddy did take time Saturday night to celebrate her birthday. After the jump, check out some photos of Madonna, daughter Lola and boyfriend Jesus Luz as they made their grand arrival at Maddy‘s bday dinner Saturday night … More »

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Madonna & Jesus Luz Get Smoochy At The Wireless Festival

You can try but you can't Hyde
Posted by: Trent on July 5, 2010| 3 Comments

It’s been quite a few months since we’ve seen Madonna and her much younger toyboy Jesus Luz out and about and lookin’ amorous together … when last we saw them, they were gettin’ smoochy in Brazil last February at Carnival. Today we get to see new photos of Madonna & Child suckin’ face in Hyde Park at the Wireless Music Festival in London over the weekend … it would seem that the couple are still going strong:

When they started dating nearly two years ago, nobody thought it would last. But last night, Madonna and Jesus Luz showed their relationship is stronger than ever as they enjoyed a passionate kiss while watching Jay-Z perform at Wireless Festival. The 51-year-old star looked trendy in a leather jacket and grey fedora hat, while 23-year-old Brazilian model Jesus went for the casual look in a black shirt, as they arrived at the Hyde Park music event … the couple appeared in a world of their own last night, apparently not caring who saw them as they embraced in the VIP area. Madonna and Jesus were also accompanied by Madonna’s 14-year-old daughter Lourdes, who looked fashionable in a blue jumper as she watched Jay-Z’s performance while standing with friends. Other celebrity guests watching the American rapper’s headlining act at the closing night of the festival included his wife Beyoncé and close friend Gwyneth Paltrow. Harry Potter actor Rupert Grint, Sadie Frost and Amy Winehouse were also spotted backstage throughout the day, which also saw a performance from pop princess Lily Allen.

Dude they are still going at it? I mean, wow, I’m surprised. I knew that these two were hot and heavy for a while and it seemed like they had cooled considerably in the past few months but it’s clear there is still an attraction between them. Their relationship works so well for one another, tho Jesus is deffo getting the better end of the deal. I doubt that these two will ever really take things to the next serious level but don’t be surprised if we see them going at it like this on and off for some time to come. Who’d've thunk they’d still be this much in lurve after all this time?

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Madonna & Her Children Go Sight-Seeing In Brazil

If we took a Holiday
Posted by: Trent on February 14, 2010| 4 Comments

Madonna‘s holiday in Brazil, with her two daughters in tow, continued this weekend as the ladies went out for a sight-seeing trip around Rio de Janeiro with Maddy‘s young toyboy Jesus Luz. Here are photos of Madonna & Child, Lourdes Maria and Mercy James and the boarded a helicopter to fly over Angra dos Reis yesterday afternoon:


While I’m still not convinced that the relationship between Madonna and Jesus is entirely romantic (drunken kissing in public does not a love affair make), I’m utterly convinced that Madge and Chuy will remain BFFs for some time. He makes a good manny and her kids seem to adore him (especially Mercy) so I suspect we’ll be seeing these two together for quite some time.

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Madonna & Jesus Luz Party On In Brazil

BFFs
Posted by: Trent on February 11, 2010| 17 Comments

Madonna and Jesus Luz, newly reunited in Brazil this week after reports spread of the end of their romantic affiliation, spent some time together in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil last night getting into the pre-Carnival spirit. Madonna & Child stepped out for a semi-quiet dinner together before they hit the streets of Rio to get their party on:

She’s been hitting the clubs since her Studio 54 days in New York in the Seventies. So Madonna could be forgiven for wanting to put her feet up these days with a cup of cocoa. But the mother of four obviously feels there is still enough petrol in the tank to party. And who better to hit the dance floor with in Rio De Janeiro last night than toyboy lover Jesus Luz? Unfortunately, the singer looked more like a reluctant mum dragged along to a frat party as she watched Jesus, 23, strip to the waist and dance in the sweaty venue with his friends. While Jesus got into the groove, Madge stuck to the sidelines, leaving the dancing to the much younger club-goers. That was hardly surprising. After all, she was more than double the age of the average clubgoer at the Circus Nightclub and at times appeared a little sleepy and withdrawn. After getting their music fix, the couple were escorted to a waiting car and driven back to their hotel.

Aww … poor Madge … trying to hang in there with the youngn’s. Bless her heart. Before Maddy had to be put down to bed, Jesus was photographed giving Madonna something to suck on right there on the streets, for anyone to see — after the jump, check out those photo to see what exactly was going on … More »

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Madonna & Jesus Luz Reunite For Dinner In Brazil

So much for that dunzoness
Posted by: Trent on February 10, 2010| 8 Comments

Earlier this month we learned from a new report that Madonna and Jesus Luz were dunzo, that they decided to end their romantic relationship … well, actually, the report claimed that Jesus dumped Madonna because they didn’t have anything in common. Well, apparently Madonna & Child have “eating” in common because the pair hooked up in Brazil last night for an intimate meal together almost immediately after Madge arrived in the country:

Madonna has reunited with model Jesus Luz. The singer, who was apparently dumped by the 23-year-old last week, enjoyed a romantic Italian dinner with him in Rio De Janeiro. The pair are staying together at the luxurious Fasano hotel, situated at the heart of Ipanema Beach, Brazilian media reports. Madonna, 51, and Jesus left the Botticella restaurant in Largo da Barra at around 11pm local time last night. Mother-of-four Madonna also took her children along for the trip, where she is enjoying the Rio Carnival. She triggered screams from waiting fans as she checked into her hotel, where singer Beyoncé is also staying. The street partying, balls and parades hits its climax on Sunday and Monday night when Brazil’s top samba schools filed past packed stands in a glitzy display of fantasy and bare-breasted dancing queens. Madonna and the other celebrities were in exclusive VIP boxes along the parade route. The star is also planning to do some charity work and was scheduled to leave for Sao Paulo today to rustle up some donations for her children’s charity Success for Kids.

Together, not together, back together … all of this seems just too perfect for both Madonna and Jesus. I’m sure both parties are eating up all of this attention … like a couple of really good friends. It seems very likely, the more you think about it, that these two are mere friends who each have something to gain from all the rumored gossip that goes on between them. Madonna likes pretty boys, so it’s easy to believe that she would be enamored of a toyboy like Jesus. Jesus was a nobody until Madonna came into his life, now he’s a top model in some of the biggest ad campaigns in the world. I fully believe that these two really have nothing in common … except for a lust for attention. If there’s a little nookie here and there, all the better to make the deal even sweeter. Madonna & Child will continue to play up the “are they or aren’t they” game but, I’m starting to become more convinced that there is no real love going on between these two at all.

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Madonna & Jesus Luz Dunzo . . . Again?

A new report claims that HE dumped HER
Posted by: Trent on February 2, 2010| 6 Comments

Welp, here we go again … a new report from the Chicago Sun-Times claims that Madonna and her much younger toyboy Jesus Luz have split up. Not only does the report claim the couple are dunzo but it also claims that it was Jesus who dumped Maddy. Now, we should take this report with a huge grain of salt because it is the only source for the claim … much like the first Madonna & Child break-up report that came out in July of ’09. Here are the deets, nonetheless:

Madonna has split from her boytoy lover Jesus Luz, according to a new report. The Material Girl is said to be single again after the Brazilian underwear model called off their relationship, citing their age difference and busy schedules, according to the Chicago Sun-Times. The newspaper alleges, “It not only was totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split. Apparently, the 23-year-old Brazilian realized their age difference (she’s 51) and overall lack of mutual interests nixed a long-term relationship.” Madonna began dating Luz after they met at a December 2008 photoshoot for W magazine – just weeks before her divorce from director Guy Ritchie was finalised.

HMMM … fact or fiction? We’ll just have to wait and see. Because neither Madge nor Jesus have publicly admitted to a romantic relationship, we will not be getting any official statements concerning this report … but the proof will be in the pudding. The couple are apart right now … if they stay apart from here on out then we’ll know this report is true. What do y’all think … are Madonna & Child really dunzo?

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Madonna Deigns To Show Her Face

Jesus Luz, notsomuch
Posted by: Trent on January 8, 2010| 2 Comments

Yesterday we saw a couple of silly photos of Madonna and her 22-year old toyboy Jesus Luz all bundled up and masked as they ventured out into the bitter cold NYC night together. Today we get to see more pics of Madonna & Child, not together, and not all covered up … well, mostly not all covered up:


Madonna was happy to show her face this time and she looked so much better for it. Jesus, well, once he realized that he got recognized by the photogs he decided to cover up his face to try and evade recognition. It must be really tough being a toyboy, the strains on one’s personal privacy must be so taxing. I hope he’ll be alright.

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Madonna & Child Brave The Bitter NYC Cold

Brrrrrrrrrr!
Posted by: Trent on January 7, 2010| 12 Comments

OY! It must be cooooooooooold in NYC these days because Madonna and her young Brazilian model/dj toyboy Jesus Luz (who we learned yesterday is featured in a new photo book titled Icon) were spotted on the streets of Manhattan covered up from head to toe … literally … yet, fashionably:

The world’s most famous pop star clearly was not ready for her close-up as she left the cinema in New York last night. Dressed to keep out the chill in a black fur Russian style hat, a sensible padded coat and trousers, Madonna, 51, also used her waffle-style mesh scarf to completely hide her face. With her hat pulled down almost shielding her eyes she … made her way to her waiting car with boyfriend Jesus Luz, 22. The young Brazilian model himself was wearing a balaclava which hid most of his features. Quite how she could see where she was going was something of a mystery as she strode purposely in front of Jesus.

Two steps behind, Chuy, that’s how her Madgesty likes it. Meh. This face cover-thing may look ridic on most people but I think it kinda works on Maddy. She paired it nicely with the black parka & fuzzy chapeau … she looks kinda like a superhero, or Snake Eyes. Yeah, I don’t hate this look so much in this instance … but I’m sure I will hate it if the trend catches on. Ugh.

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Madonna & Jesus Luz Hop A Helicopter To Play With A Billionaire

Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous ... and her younger toyboy
Posted by: Trent on November 15, 2009| 5 Comments

Madonna and her much younger toyboy Jesus Luz continue to enjoy their time together in his homeland Brazil this weekend as the pair were spotted hopping a private helicopter as they made their way to the lavish home of billionaire Eike Baptist in Angra Dos Reis, Brazil … behold:


I cannot, for the life of me, imagine what it must be like to hop helicopters and private planes in order to jet set around the world. As luxurious as it sounds, I’m not sure I’d be comfortable with all that wealth. Considering Madonna has enjoyed this level of riches for many, many years I’m guessing she has no problem living this life. Jesus, on the other hand, is a small time model/wannbe DJ who hit the proverbial jackpot by catching Madonna‘s eye. I dunno what Luz has to talk about with a billionaire like Baptist but I’m gonna guess that Madonna takes good care of him to ensure that he doesn’t embarrass her. What must the interaction between Madonna & Child be like? What in the world could they have in common to talk about? Hmmm … they prolly don’t do much talking, to be honest … so I guess that’s what it is that they have in common ;)

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