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The Worst, Most Terrifingly Douchy Children’s Birthday Party Invite Goes Viral

RE Gifts: "Please be sure to always include a receipt"

Every once in a while, a viral story comes along and touches your heart, or shocks you to the core of your very being. The cunt-punt sorority girl letter is one that will stay with me until the end of time. And this new e-mail, from the world’s douchiest parents, is 100% proof of the reason I dread receiving birthday invitations from the kids at my sons’ schools. It’s part of the reason I’ve never thrown a huge birthday bashment for my own kids—I’m afraid of turning into an unrecognizable monster, with a wish list for my little one that I force upon unsuspecting, undeserving parents. Please, click inside and experience the horror of the worst, most terrifyingly douchy children’s birthday party invite (which is actually a pre-invite, which actually makes it worse).

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Watch: This Video Of Matthew McConaughey’s Reaction To The New ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Teaser Is Brilliant

Seriously, the best thing you'll see all day
Same

SO, by now you and the rest of the people living on planet earth have watched and rewatched the second teaser trailer that was released yesterday for the upcoming sequel film Star Wars: The Force Awakens. It only stands to reason that celebs watched and geeked out over the trailer just like the rest of us have. A very industrious fan took footage of Matthew McConaughey in Interstellar and used it to show what he looked like while watching the Force Awakens teaser for the first time. The result is pure Internet gold. Watch Matthew‘s reaction video above and tell me you didn’t have the exact same reaction when you watched the teaser for the first time as well :)

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Amber Rose And Amy Schumer Also Made Out Last Night

Everybody got some action

Well, if that Madonna/Drake tongue fight didn’t do it for ya, maybe this one will. Last night there was way too much good TV happening, and I did not make time for the MTV Movie Awards. However, I have been trying to catch up on the highlights, especially because I do like Amy Schumer, and I was curious to know how she performed as host. Apparently, she got a lot right—made fun of all of Kevin Hart’s new movies (also claimed that he played that ridiculous baby in American Sniper, nailed her Hillary Clinton/One Direction joke, and made out with Amber Rose. Click inside for more!

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Watch: Madonna And Drake Sucked Hella Face On Stage At Coachella

WELL ALRIGHTY THEN

I’m not sure if this is the image you want to start your Monday morning with, but here it is. This year Drake is headlining Coachella, but his entire performance/life just got upstaged by the one and only Madonna. I have no clue what’s happening in this video. There are people saying that it’s a hot kiss, and others are saying that Drake CLEARLY wasn’t into it. I personally think the look on his face afterwards is simply in reaction to the fact MADONNA JUST KISSED HIM. Anyway, click inside, witness the unforgettable moment in pop culture history, and click inside for more!

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Watch: If You Haven’t Seen Anne Hathaway’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ Lip Sync, Get Your Life

EPICRY.

Right now I’m having one of those “How long has this been on the internet and why haven’t I heard about it yet?” moments. Anne Hathaway lip synced the baby bejeezus out of Miley CyrusWrecking Ball on SPIKE TV’s Lip Sync Battle show, and I must not have been on Facebook… or Twitter… or even alive when it first happened. It is beyond epic. And the only bad part is that it was so disgustingly good and amazing, that it completely eclipsed Emily Blunt‘s Piece of my Heart rendition. Both need to be seen, experienced, and relived over and over again. Click inside for more!

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Watch: This Is What It’s Like When You Invite ‘Game Of Thrones’ Character Jon Snow To Your Dinner Party

"It's a complicated story"
"My brother was stabbed to death at his own wedding"

Have you ever wondered what it might be like to have one of your favorite characters from HBO‘s Game of Thrones over to your house for a dinner party? Well, wonder no more. Late Night talk show host Seth Meyers brings us a hilarious look at what it is like if you have Jon Snow over for dinner with your friends. I love that Kit Harington was sport enough to participate in this little skit because his delivery is really what makes this gag work. If Seth Meyers keeps coming up with fun stuff like this to watch on a daily basis, I may have to stay up late to watch Late Night with Seth Meyers.

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Watch: This Brilliant Little Boy Uses Tears To Get A Hug From Nicki Minaj’s Boobs

"he stopped crying wen he laid his head on dem thangz"

So, a clever little boy in attendance at the Belfast stop of Nicki Minaj‘s The Pinkprint Tour managed to weasel his way on stage and mustered up a torrent of ugly cries to hoodwink Nicki into giving him a hug so that he could nestle his sweet little head betwxit her ample bosoms and managed to instantly become a boss for life. The entire incident was broadcast on the jumbotron screens inside the concert arena and Nicki was so impressed with this clever kid that she shared the video on her official Instagram profile. Folks, this kid is a damn genius. Watch the video below and marvel. More »

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LMAOOOO! Jennifer Lopez Has Never Heard Of Jay Z’s Music Streaming Service TIDAL

Is she being shady or clueless?
"I don't know anything about it, sweetie"

Bwahahahaha!!! So earlier this week, Jay Z culled together the biggest stars in the music industry — from Madonna to Daft Punk, Beyoncé to Jack White and all sorts of music superstars in between — to publicly announce the launch of his new music streaming service TIDAL. In the interview embedded above, Jennifer Lopez tells a reporter for the Associated Press that she never even heard of TIDAL when asked her thoughts on the service. LOL. Now, it’s not entirely clear if J. Lo is just being shady and is not wanting to comment on TIDAL because she wasn’t included in the megasuperstar press conference this week OR if she truly has no idea that TIDAL even exists but in either instance, she deffo appears annoyed at having been asked the question and being put on the spot. Watch the cringe-worthy video above and see what you think. Shady or clueless or what?

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Watch: Rihanna Pranked Jimmy Kimmel By Performing ‘Bitch Better Have My Money’ In His Bedroom In The Middle Of The Night

April Fool's
Wake up, Jimmy

April Fool’s Day may be over but it didn’t end this year without Rihanna squeezing in one last prank at the very end of the day last night. Rihanna was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and she pulled off a prank on Jimmy for April Fool’s Day which was so fun and so funny, I have to share it today. Rihanna, with some help from Kimmel‘s wife, snuck into his bedroom in the dead of night while he was sound asleep to perform her new single Bitch Better Have My Money — and it was hilarious. Jimmy Kimmel is infamous for his brilliant pranks so it is really fun to see him get pranked for once. It took Jimmy a bit of time to actually wake up and realize that a concert was taking place on his bed with the cameras rolling. So great. Click the embed above to watch and laugh. Rihanna – 1, Kimmel – 0.

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‘The Good Wife’ Had The Greatest ‘Mean Girls’ Burn Book-Esque Scene Last Night

This show is my everything.

There are a few things in life that never, ever disappoint me. And we all need those things. Your children are great, but they will [usually unintentionally] disappoint you at some point. Your lover, your spouse, your parents, your self—all very capable of disappointing you. Hell, even your favorite pizza place forgot the damn paper plates that one time you really needed them. But The Good Wife? My goodness. I can’t think of the last time I walked away from an episode bored or disappointed (which is more than I can even say for my beloved Scandal). Last night, though? We got one of the absolute GOAT Good Wife scenes, and I have to discuss. Click inside for more!

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