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Chris Pratt Is Apologizing For His Ignorance In Advance Of His ‘Jurassic World’ Press Tour

"I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb."

Maybe I’m making something out of nothing, but I’m kind of curious to hear what everyone else thinks of this. Chris Pratt is about to head out on his ginormous press tour for Jurassic World, and apparently he’s a little worried that he’s going to say something offensive, at some point. I’m assuming that this quip he made has something to do with the recent situation in which Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner had to apologize for calling Black Widow a slut and a whore—he’s hoping we won’t get mad at him if he does the same? Good luck with that. Click inside for more.

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Amber Rose Is Giving Us All The 90s Feels In This Amazing Throwback Photo

"Young Ambs"

Every week on Throwback Thursdays and Flashback Fridays we get to learn the truth about all of our beloved celebrities—that they’re only human, that they wore diapers at one point, and that their natural hair color is long gone. Amber Rose has shared some pretty incredible throwback pictures, but this one was so effing 90s I just had to share. I swear… I had this exact same, hideous outfit in the ninth grade or something. Click inside for more!

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This Miley Cyrus Barbie Has Pink Armpit Hair, Obviously

ADORBS. Just kidding, it's terrifying.

Maybe this Monday morning you were thinking, “I need a change—I need to try something new.” If that’s the case, then you have Miley Cyrus to thank, because boy. Does she have an idea for you! A little while back she actually debuted her pink armpit hair on Instagram with this lovely little NSFW photo, and apparently someone decided to make a Barbie version of this look. Personally, I’ll be sticking with the Ava DuVernay doll, but you should probably take a look at this one anyway. Click inside for more!

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Robert Downey Jr. Takes Down Indie Movies, And Some People Are Pissed

"They’re exhausting and sometimes they suck..."

Now, just because I love to rave about indie films and directors, and some movies you’ve never heard of (you still haven’t seen Starred Up, have you? Don’t talk to me), it doesn’t mean I haven’t seen some horrifyingly bad, uninteresting, trying-too-hard-ass independent films. Because, damn. I’ve seen ‘em. I think the best example I can think of is this 2012 movie Elles, which I knew was going to be excellent because it was INDIE! And FRENCH! And starred JULIETTE BINOCHE! Like, come on. Anyway, it was one of the worst movies ever. So I was cracking up reading Robert Downey Jr.‘s takedown of independent films. Click inside for more!

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Nicki Minaj Is Just Like Us, Dances To Reggae Music Alone At The Club

This is hilarious. Cry-face emoji, cry-face emoji.

So every day I’ve been checking various celebrities’ social media accounts, really in an attempt to see who’s speaking out about the events in Baltimore, Maryland. It’s been disappointing to see that some of my favorites (AHEM) have not said a word, but I’m still hopeful that this will change. Anyway, Nicki Minaj has been incredibly busy working, and clubbing, and I’m not mad at her, I swear (not really). And I actually enjoyed this little video of her dancing to Sean Paul in a corner, happily alone. Brought back a lot of memories. Click inside for more!

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Maybe Chrissy Teigen Lost A Bet At The White House Correspondents’ Dinner

"This is habanero pepper juice...."

Last week we were talking about body positivism and I brought up Chrissy Teigen‘s ability to look fabulous, according to modern beauty standards—even when she’s showing off her bruises and stretch marks. Today, I’m reminded that the model continues to look like a model, seemingly at all times, even when she appears to be on the losing end of a bet, and drinking habanero pepper juice. Incredible. Click inside for more!

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ICYMI, Amy Schumer And Her ‘No Raping’ Sketch Are Having The Best Week Ever

YASSSSSsssssss!!!!!!! All the YAAASSSSsesssss!

This week, although I didn’t have any plans to do so, I fell in love with Amy Schumer, and whatever comedy gods are writing for her show, Inside Amy Schumer. There was SO MUCH HYPE surrounding her Season Three premiere that I could no longer ignore it, and finally sat down to watch “Football Town Nights.” First of all, Josh Mothereffin Charles. Second of all, EVERYTHING ELSE. Now I assume that most of you have seen it before, but you could certainly have another go at it. And, in case you missed it, get your life and click inside for more!

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Blake Lively Kept It Gangsta And Breastfed During An Interview With The ‘L.A. Times’

"Please don't describe my areolas"

This has to be one of my favorite celebrity stories of all time. As you all know, I get to do some pretty cool interviews every now and again (the most recent one being with John Travolta), and it’s always funny when it’s over the phone. There’s usually one moment where I have to go out to the living room, put my phone on mute, and check on the kids. And when Josev was smaller, I definitely breastfed once or twice (or thrice) during an interview. So I just love the idea of a celebrity like Blake Lively (stunna that she is) doing the same thing (although I’m sure the public reaction would have been very different if, say, the reporter had been the one to start breastfeeding). Click inside for more!

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The Worst, Most Terrifingly Douchy Children’s Birthday Party Invite Goes Viral

RE Gifts: "Please be sure to always include a receipt"

Every once in a while, a viral story comes along and touches your heart, or shocks you to the core of your very being. The cunt-punt sorority girl letter is one that will stay with me until the end of time. And this new e-mail, from the world’s douchiest parents, is 100% proof of the reason I dread receiving birthday invitations from the kids at my sons’ schools. It’s part of the reason I’ve never thrown a huge birthday bashment for my own kids—I’m afraid of turning into an unrecognizable monster, with a wish list for my little one that I force upon unsuspecting, undeserving parents. Please, click inside and experience the horror of the worst, most terrifyingly douchy children’s birthday party invite (which is actually a pre-invite, which actually makes it worse).

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Watch: This Video Of Matthew McConaughey’s Reaction To The New ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Teaser Is Brilliant

Seriously, the best thing you'll see all day
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SO, by now you and the rest of the people living on planet earth have watched and rewatched the second teaser trailer that was released yesterday for the upcoming sequel film Star Wars: The Force Awakens. It only stands to reason that celebs watched and geeked out over the trailer just like the rest of us have. A very industrious fan took footage of Matthew McConaughey in Interstellar and used it to show what he looked like while watching the Force Awakens teaser for the first time. The result is pure Internet gold. Watch Matthew‘s reaction video above and tell me you didn’t have the exact same reaction when you watched the teaser for the first time as well :)

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