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Twitter Told Chrissy Teigen To Take A Milk Bath, So She Did

It had something to do with jalapeños

I am literally shaking my head right now. Sigh. Have you ever caught yourself clicking on something so click-baity, and then enjoying it immensely, and feeling a little bit guilty for being so ridiculous? (i.e. All those times I’ve watched that Pandas on a Slide video… like, even right now, because I had to pull up the link, and I’ve started watching it again…) Prepare to feel similarly ridiculous as you watch Chrissy Teigen pour milk all over herself like a crazy person.
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Lindsay Lohan Tried To Get Away With An Obviously Photoshopped Photo On Instagram, Her Followers Weren’t Having It

"So sorry that you are so desperate and delusional"

Back in August, Shannon blogged about Beyoncé‘s practice of Photoshopping some of her Instagram photos to perfection. A practice that she does tend to engage in fairly often. Last night, lesser celebrity Lindsay Lohan tried to get away with sneakily posting a Photoshopped photo on Instagram and her followers dragggggggggged her ass to near death for doing so. It what looks like it was a paid product shout-out for Calvin Klein (‘sup, #mycalvins), Lindsay posted a photo of her digitally slimmed body and was immediately called out for it … over and over and over again. More »

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Must Watch: This Hilarious 1995 Facebook Commercial Is Everything

"I just got The Facebook."
Call now for your free The Facebook start-up kit!

So apparently there is a guy who is the undisputed king of fake commercials, and he is here to give you the best Saturday morning ever. (And this might even give Mark Zuckerberg a chuckle, after that poop portrait situation.) Thank you, BrentWeinbach. Everyone, please enjoy this hilarious fake Facebook commercial that is sooo 1995, I feel like I’m back in the 5th grade (what’s good Mr. Bebe). I love this, there’s really nothing else to say.

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Amber Rose And Wiz Khalifa Respond Separately To Critics Of Her Racy Photos

Everyone is STILL talking about her Instagram posts

I’m very interested in hearing the different reactions to Amber Rose‘s photos because these responses give you a sense of how the world sees women, and women who are mothers. Some of you said if Amber (AKA Stifler’s Mom) has it, she should flaunt it—regardless of whether or not she has a child. PITNBr Linnea made the argument that being “sexy” is not necessarily synonymous with being naked—an excellent point. Well, Amber Rose has responded, and so has her estranged husband Wiz Khalifa. Click inside for more!

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Johnny Depp Is ‘Sickened’ By Actors Who Make Music

"That whole idea for me is a sickening thing"

While promoting the forthcoming release of his new movie Mordechi in Berlin yesterday, Johnny Depp offered his opinion about actors who make music professionally and revealed that he SO not a fan of the practice … even tho he, himself, is an actor … who makes music. As I understand Johnny‘s comments, he sees nothing wrong with actor’s who play music with real musicians (like he does) but he finds the notion of actors who make their own music professionally (either solo or with their own bands) a “sickening thing”. Ok, then. Tell us more, Johnny Depp. More »

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Watch: ‘Saturday Night Live’ Brilliantly Lampooned Justin Bieber’s Calvin Klein Underwear Ads

"Yo! My peepee's in there"
"I'm a big boy now"

Live from New York this past Saturday Night, Saturday Night Live aired a parody video starring Kate McKinnon doing her best Justin Bieber impersonation in a digital skit lampooning JB‘s new Calvin Klein Underwear campaign ads. I mean, it’s just perfect. In case you missed it or just want to watch it again (and again), check it out above. You will laugh out loud, I promise.

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Watch: Here Is The Brilliant Bill Cosby Joke That Tina Fey & Amy Poehler Made At The Golden Globes Last Night

"Sleeping Beauty just thought she was getting coffee with Bill Cosby"
Pills and Pudding Pops

Last night, as promised, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made joking reference to the numerous allegations that Bill Cosby drugged/assaulted/raped various women over the past 30 years (allegations which have come to the forefront in recent months) during their opening monologue as hosts of The Golden Globe Awards last night. While humorous, I guess Tina and Amy‘s joking about the rape/assault allegations isn’t really all that different from Bill Cosby‘s decision to joke about the allegations at his comedy show over the weekend. Is one joke better than the other? I dunno. Their pudding pops-inspired Cosby joke can be watched in the embed above and their full 10 minute-long monologue speech can be watched in full below. Have another look at Tina and Amy‘s jokes and let me know what you think below. More »

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Justin Bieber’s Team Reportedly Plans To Sue Over Those Penis Enlargement Pictures

They've accused the site of photoshopping his... situation

This may be my favorite celebrity gossip story/mystery of 2015, so far. Did Justin Bieber get some sort of penis enlargement or not for his Calvin Klein photoshoot? Some sources are saying hell yes—and we saw what appeared to be the photos to prove it. But TMZ is reporting that Bieber‘s team is fighting the rumors in a back way, and threatening to take BreatheHeavy.com to court. That is how serious this is, folks. Click inside for more!

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You’ll Either Hate Or Love Miley Cyrus’s Matching Onesie And Comforter

Her boo Patrick Schwarzenegger picked it out...

The last time I checked up on Miley Cyrus, she was… wait. Yeah, no. I still have no words for what she was doing, but I’m pretty sure I was against it. Similarly, I find myself morally opposed to her comforter and matching onesie. Then again, I was just on Bed, Bath and Beyond getting myself a Happy 2015 You Need A New Friggen Comforter gift, and I realized that my tastes have certainly shifted over the years. Now, I love pizza as much as/more than anyone else, but Miley—you’ve gone too far (once again). Click inside for more!

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Happy 2015

Happy New Year

Welcome to 2015, let’s make it a good one, peoples!!!

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