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Iggy Azalea Tries To Come For Britney Spears, Britney Shuts Her Down In One Fell Tweet

#YouWantAPieceOfMe?

So. Iggy Azalea thought she was gonna be real cute and publicly criticize our dear Britney Spears for the lackluster chart performance of their new single Pretty Girls. After a string of terribly embarrassing career missteps — including the cancellation of her upcoming concert tour to her pulling out of a Gay Pride performance due to her wretched homophobic comments on social media — Iggy thought it would be a GREAT IDEA to come for the biggest pop star she will ever work with in her life with some petty bullshizz. Not long after Azalea fired a tweet at Britney that reads “I dont have to suck the womans asshole 24/7 to be her friend, do i?“, Britney responded on her official Twitter profile with the simplest, shadiest most perfect retort … all of which you can read below. More »

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Is This The Kanye West/Outkast Collaboration We’ve Been Waiting For?!

These pics = everything

Oh, I just love when dope people who do dope things hang out together! So, look. I’m not gonna make you writhe with anticipation. This is not, exactly, the Kanye West/Outkast collaboration we’ve maybe been waiting for. I know—totally disappointing. But Kanye West and André 3000 and Big Boi were all hanging out in Atlanta last night/early this morning and that’s plenty to get excited about. Click inside for more!

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Watch: This Is What It Looks Like When You Prank Chris Pratt With Larger-Than-Life Fake Dinosaurs

Surprise
Jurassic Prank

Chris Pratt had the shizz scared out of him by director SA Wardęga and his larger-than-life fake dinosaurs. Wardęga‘s dino creations have been used to help promote Jurassic World at premiere events so the plan to pull an on-camera prank on Pratt seemed like a brilliant idea. The video above shows the entire prank, from set-up to execution. I don’t care who you are, if you were walking down an underground corridor and a giant dinosaur jumped out at you, you’d freak the eff out, too. Chris is a great sport so no harm, no foul. Check out this silly prank video above and see what it’s like to pull a fast one on the newly crowned dino-king, Chris Pratt.

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Nicki Minaj Reveals On Instagram That She’s Not Quite Cut Out For Hollywood

"Get me the f— out of here!"

Just a few days ago we got our first look at Barbershop 3 when Ice Cube released a video with some behind-the-scenes shots. Nicki Minaj, who made her film debut in The Other Woman, is in the upcoming comedy and has been sharing a few shots from her Instagram account. It seemed like everything was all good at first, but Hollywood work appears to be draining the life out of Ms. Onika. Click inside for more!

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Poor Beyoncé Fans Woke Up Hella Early For Her Disappointing ‘Good Morning America’ Announcement

Also, I take issue with this announcement in general

Ya know, we never talk about how hard it is to be a superfan. It’s draining, it’s exhausting, and there’s just no way to explain to your Mom why there’s a makeshift shrine to DMX on your bedroom floor (true story, circa 1999). So I feel for the Beyhive today, especially since many of them got up at the crack of dawn or something to hear Beyoncé‘s BIG MAJORLY HUGE announcement on Good Morning America, only to be disappointed with maybe the least exciting Beyoncé news ever. Click inside for more!

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Nicki Minaj Says Women Must ‘Demand’ Orgasms, More Money, And She Wants To Be A Housewife In 10 Years

"I demand that I climax. Women should demand that."

Well, I am just in love with this interview Nicki Minaj gave Cosmopolitan Magazine. It is, like, all over the place. What I mean is, on the one hand she’s saying things that people (including people like me) will want to automatically qualify as feminist, and then on the other hand she’s saying that when she grows up she wants to be barefoot and pregnant. LMAO! I love that she does not seem to have a significant amount of effs to give concerning our definitions of feminism and women empowerment and what agency means. Click inside to read some great excerpts from this issue.

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Chris Pratt Is Apologizing For His Ignorance In Advance Of His ‘Jurassic World’ Press Tour

"I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb."

Maybe I’m making something out of nothing, but I’m kind of curious to hear what everyone else thinks of this. Chris Pratt is about to head out on his ginormous press tour for Jurassic World, and apparently he’s a little worried that he’s going to say something offensive, at some point. I’m assuming that this quip he made has something to do with the recent situation in which Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner had to apologize for calling Black Widow a slut and a whore—he’s hoping we won’t get mad at him if he does the same? Good luck with that. Click inside for more.

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Amber Rose Is Giving Us All The 90s Feels In This Amazing Throwback Photo

"Young Ambs"

Every week on Throwback Thursdays and Flashback Fridays we get to learn the truth about all of our beloved celebrities—that they’re only human, that they wore diapers at one point, and that their natural hair color is long gone. Amber Rose has shared some pretty incredible throwback pictures, but this one was so effing 90s I just had to share. I swear… I had this exact same, hideous outfit in the ninth grade or something. Click inside for more!

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This Miley Cyrus Barbie Has Pink Armpit Hair, Obviously

ADORBS. Just kidding, it's terrifying.

Maybe this Monday morning you were thinking, “I need a change—I need to try something new.” If that’s the case, then you have Miley Cyrus to thank, because boy. Does she have an idea for you! A little while back she actually debuted her pink armpit hair on Instagram with this lovely little NSFW photo, and apparently someone decided to make a Barbie version of this look. Personally, I’ll be sticking with the Ava DuVernay doll, but you should probably take a look at this one anyway. Click inside for more!

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Robert Downey Jr. Takes Down Indie Movies, And Some People Are Pissed

"They’re exhausting and sometimes they suck..."

Now, just because I love to rave about indie films and directors, and some movies you’ve never heard of (you still haven’t seen Starred Up, have you? Don’t talk to me), it doesn’t mean I haven’t seen some horrifyingly bad, uninteresting, trying-too-hard-ass independent films. Because, damn. I’ve seen ‘em. I think the best example I can think of is this 2012 movie Elles, which I knew was going to be excellent because it was INDIE! And FRENCH! And starred JULIETTE BINOCHE! Like, come on. Anyway, it was one of the worst movies ever. So I was cracking up reading Robert Downey Jr.‘s takedown of independent films. Click inside for more!

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