Your MUST WATCH Video of the
So, Prince William (the current Duke of Cambridge and future King of England) played host at a charity gala that raised money and awareness for the homeless people of Centrepoint and joined Jon Bon Jovi and Taylor Swift on stage for a rousing acoustic rendition of the song Livin’ On A Prayer. Folks, as amazing as this sounds, you ain’t seen NOTHING until you’ve watched the video above. Jon gets the party started by singing the song solo but once Taylor and Prince Wills get on stage … things really get cookin’. At first, Taylor‘s very awkward dancing/clapping thing that she did was the most cringe-worthy part of the performance … but then it becomes painfully evident that Prince William doesn’t know the words to the song (except for the chorus which is so famous that I bet even baby Prince George could sing along as well). Then Prince William started touching his nose frantically like that kid does in the movie Dazed and Confused … which either means that Willy was high or just REALLY REALLY NERVOUS (I bet he wished he had smoked the smokey smoke beforehand, tbqh). At around the 1:53 mark, Jon Bon Jovi brings the song home, Taylor hangs in there with him and Prince William has no idea what to do except nod along, try to mime a few of the words correctly and look over at Jon and Taylor and NOT at all of the cameras trained on him as he sweats thru his expensive tuxedo. Lord, it’s priceless. Watch the video, try not to cringe out of your skin. Enjoy.
That-Ish-Cray Of The Day
Okay, this is officially my favorite That-Ish-Cray Of The Day of the year!!! As many of us know Kanye West recently got engaged to his girlfriend/babymoms, which is awesome for them and just kind of mind-boggling for many of us. What does all this have to do with Beyoncé? Well, IMO it has nothing to do with Beyoncé, but then again I’m not a Beyoncé stan and I didn’t just start a petition on Change.org to keep her from having to attend the wedding… LMAOOooo. Y’all. This is a true, for real, real life story. Please click inside for the hilarious deets.
Even The Diva Had To Down To Shonda Rhimes
In case you were curious as to what Mariah Carey was doing last night, she was– like many of us– glued to her TV screen watching the greatest show on Earth. Everybody and their mama is officially watching Scandal. Oprah Winfrey, Lena Dunham, and former President of the United States Bill Clinton have all confessed to being addicted to the ABC series. And now the diva of all divas is joining in on the drama. Ms. Mimi took to Twitter last night to announce that she is officially a #Gladiator! Click inside for more!
No Blackface Required
Earlier today Shannon wrote a post about Miley Cyrus dressing up as Lil’ Kim and how she “won” Hallowe’en. Well, no offense to Shannon but … I think it’s possible that Ellen DeGeneres may have actually won Hallowe’en. Ellen dressed up as Nicki Minaj in one of her infamous boobie-baring outfits on today’s episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show and as you can see below, she kinda nailed the look. Amazingly, Ellen was able to dress up as Nicki and not wear Blackface and still be recognizable as Nicki Minaj (much the same way that Miley was able to dress as Lil’ Kim sans Blackface and still be recognizable). Yay! More »
A few years ago, Kanye West teamed up with Louis Vuitton to design and sell sneakers that ranged in price from $840 to $1,140 and has, throughout his career, spent enormous sums of money on clothes and accessories from LV — items he proudly wore every chance he got. Today we learn that Kanye has had a change of heart when it comes to his love for Louis Vuitton because now, all of the sudden, he feels that the LV‘s prices are “too extreme” and as a result, says that he will no longer design for the company. Instead, I suppose, he is happy to design for A.P.C. and sell plain white t-shirts for $120. Makes perfect sense, no? More »
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Over the weekend we learned that actress Elizabeth Berkley was planning to pay homage to her Saved By The Bell days with her performance this week on Dancing with the Stars. Elizabeth and her partner Valentin Chmerkovskiy danced the jive to I’m So Excited by the Pointer Sisters, the very same song she performed to on Saved By The Bell in a very special episode of the show that dealt with drug abuse. Last night, Elizabeth and Val gave the PERFORMANCE OF A LIFETIME! Click the video embedded above to watch the performance in full (including her pre-performance interview). The performance starts at about the 2:35 mark of the video but watch the whole thing, it’s fun. I think she should’ve received a perfect score but … she got robbed.
Elizabeth did make it thru to the next round of the competition. I’m PRAYING TO THE OLD GODS AND THE NEW that her next performance will be an homage to Showgirls. I mean … right? Who wouldn’t want to see Nomi Malone in action again?
Behold, Game Of Bones
The announcement of porn parodies never cease to amaze me … even tho I have never actually watched a single one, I can’t help but get a kick out of formal announcements of new parody films. First we got the Buffy the Vampire Slayer parody, then the Man of Steel parody … I guess it was only a matter of time before Game of Thrones got it’s own spoof. The parody produced by Wood Rocket is titled Game of Bones, obvs, and it features (among other things) an Iron Throne made out of dildos cuz … duh. Click thru the gallery to see the cast of porn actors who will appear in Game of Bones (including Lindsay Lohan‘s Canyons co-star James Deen as Jon Snow). Then click below to watch a SFW and hilariously ridiculous preview trailer. More »
Posted under: 'Game of Bones'
"That's how much of a man I am"
Yesterday, I lamented aloud that Justin Bieber seems to have forsaken his attempt at growing facial hair for a new desire to bulk up muscularly. But, PITNB reader Melissa pointed me in the direction of a new video that was just released to promote the forthcoming release of a new movie titled, apparently, #BelieveMovie. As you can see in the video tease embedded above, JB was still sportin’ his sorry excuse for a mustache when he filmed the video and his #Stache is the central star of the clip. It’s all kinds of hilarious, as I’m sure you can imagine. Check out the video and LOL for yourselves. The #BelieveMovie is due out in theaters this Xmas … so we can look forward to the enduring legacy of the Bieber’stache for a little while longer.
Posted under: 'Believe', Justin Bieber