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A New Report Claims That George Clooney & Amal Alamuddin Will Marry In Venice, Italy

So, no Downton Abbey?!

Welp, here we go … back in April we learned the happy news that actor George Clooney got himself engaged to be married to attorney Amal Alamuddin … in May, we heard the couple were planning a September wedding, reportedly at the British estate that is used as Downton Abbey on the TV series of the same name. Honestly, the Downton thing seemed a bit too silly to be true. Today we are hearing that after the couple were spotted scoping out locations in Venice, Italy, they are now planning to get married in the floating city. Rumors, rumors, rumors. More »

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New York Sports Clubs Congratulates/Trolls Kanye West On His Marriage

"Last longer than a Hollywood marriage"

In case you hadn’t heard, Kanye West got married over the weekend in Florence, Italy … and to congratulate him, New York Sports Clubs published a congratulatory note to Kanye in NYC newspapers over the weekend. As you can read below, this congratulatory note kinda trolls Kanye a bit by referencing his wife’s previous, very short-term marriage to basketballer Kris Humphries. I’m not sure if the advice that NYSC offers below will work for Kanye‘s long term martial success but it was nice of them to reach out, I think ;) More »

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George Clooney & Amal Alamuddin Are Reportedly Getting Married At Downton Abbey

As Seen on TV

A couple of weeks ago we learned that George Clooney and his fiancée Amal Alamuddin are planning to get married in September. Today we learn that the couple are reportedly planning on saying their I Dos at the English castle that stands as Downton Abbey in the TV series of the same name. Apparently, Amal is a huge fan of Downton Abbey the show and after George took her to Highclere Castle for a tour of the estate, they decided to get married there later this year. Naturally, all of this is pure rumor but … how amazing would it be to see George and Amal get married Downton Abbey style in this beautiful English castle?! More »

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Mr. & Mrs. Kanye West Release Their Official Wedding Photos

The Newlyweds

Shannon wrote an excellent blogpost HERE about her feelings on the wedding of Kanye West to his now wife which speaks wholly for itself. I don’t, personally, have anything to add … but for the sake of continuity, I present here the official KimYe wedding photos that have been released today by E! News. I guess in my heart I’d like to focus on the positive aspects of a loving couple getting married but, LORDE, does this particular couple make it difficult to see past all the overblown excess and painful egotism. But, when discussing the world of pop culture and celebrity gossip, we sometimes need to focus on the entertaining and positive aspects of things otherwise we risk losing sight of what makes celeb goss fun. Haters are gonna hate, fans are gonna stan … and the world will continue to turn. In all honesty, the couple looks very happy and I do wish them all the best.

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You Have To Read The Best Kimye Wedding Announcement EVER

The Final Word

OK, I realize that EVERYONE is so over hearing about Kanye West‘s wedding to his babymama but the New York Post published the most perfect wedding announcement for the couple that could ever exist and I am compelled to share it with all y’all. With just a few sentences, the editors at the New York Post tell you all you really need to know about Kanye‘s wedding to what’s her name. This is the definitive last word on this wedding for all time … trust me, it’s worth checking out below. More »

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First Look: Kanye West’s Bride Wore Givenchy Haute Couture

3rd Wedding, White Dress, Don't Curr

In an effort to move past the crush of media reports about Kanye West‘s wedding today to his babymama, I think it’s best to just pass along the most pertinent information about the event so that we can move on as quickly as possible. We already learned HERE how Lana Del Rey helped Kanye & co. celebrate the pre-wedding festivities in France last night, we learned HERE a few deets about the Italian wedding ceremony that took place today in Florence and right now we get our first look at the new Mrs. Kanye West‘s wedding dress. E! News is reporting that the bride wore Givenchy Haute Couture as she walked down the aisle. For those interested, you can get your first look at THE DRESS below. More »

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Kanye West And His Babymama Got Hitched! (UPDATED WITH PHOTO)

The Wedding Finally Went Down In Florence, Italy

After much ado about everything, it is finally finished. Kanye West is a married man, y’all! He and his babymama officially got hitched in Florence, Italy. Well, I can’t help it. I’m happy for Kanye. He’s rapped about his love for this woman so much, and I’ve seen a lot of changes in the way they carry and present themselves over the years that I can’t help but be happy for them. Congratulations to Kimye! And click inside for more! UPDATE: See the first photo of the KimYe wedding ceremony!

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It Now Appears That Kanye West & His Babymama Will Get Married In France AND Italy

Weddingpalooza

OH LORDE, brace yourselves … the wedding of Kanye West and his babymama is nearly upon us and I don’t know that we’re ready for it all but … it’s coming nonetheless. There has been confusion over whether or not KimYe would be getting married at the Palace of Versailles in France or at the Forte di Belvedere in Italy. Wedding decorations and set up is taking place right now in both locations … which means they are either getting married at both locations or they are splitting up the ceremony and the reception between both places or they are trying to fake everyone out by decorating both locations. Based on all the rumor that’s been going on this week, I’m guessing the ceremony and the reception will be split between the two locales. BUT we just don’t know what will take place where. Lana Del Rey has been hired to perform at the wedding and she was photographed rehearsing at Versailles so … YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE. More »

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After They Were Denied Permission, It Looks Like Kanye West & Babymama Will NOT Get Married At Versailles After All

Back to Plan B

LOL. So, OK, bear with me please … as we get nearer to the big day when Kanye West will marry his babymama, the rumors and reports about their wedding day are getting more and more entertainingly ridiculous. First we heard the couple were DEFINITELY getting married in Paris, France … then we heard that they decided to get married at a fortress in Florence, Italy instead (possibly in an attempt to throw off the paparazzi spies) … THEN we heard that the wedding would be taking place back in France at the famed Palace Versailles. Welp, the latest word is that KimYe have been DENIED permission to marry at Versailles because they’re not important enough (duh, which makes sense) and have moved the wedding venue back to Florence. Hahaha. Who knows if any of this is true or if all of this back and forth is intentional but I think it’s safe to say that the couple’s wedding is already an over-the-top mess. Read on for more reported deets about this farcical wedding of the century. More »

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George Clooney & Amal Alamuddin Reportedly Set A Wedding Date

Save the Date

Last month we learned that consummate bachelor George Clooney got himself engaged to be married to girlfriend Amal Alamuddin when the couple’s proposal was announced in the pages of People magazine (and confirmed by Amal‘s law firm). Today we are hearing that the couple have already set a wedding date for later this year. Altho it took a very long time for George to decide to settle down and marry, it would appear that he wants to waste no time in locking down Amal as his wife. Considering what an amazing catch Alamuddin is, I can’t say that I blame him. According to one of her friends, George and Amal will reportedly marry this September so … save the date. More »

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