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Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller Are Dunzo!

Or ... are they?

In the wake of Charlie Sheen‘s Xmas morning arrest in Aspen, CO on allegations that he physically assaulted his intoxicated wife Brooke Mueller there is a new report from RadarOnline that claims that Mueller has decided to file divorce papers and will do so very shortly … meaning that the couple, who were married in March of ’08, are totally dunzo!

It’s over between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller after less than two years of marriage, has learned exclusively. Sheen’s arrest on felony domestic violence charges followed a night of arguing after a quiet trial separation of the couple, sources tell exclusively. Mueller has now decided that she will file divorce papers in the very near future, we’ve learned exclusively. After the Christmas morning incident, where Mueller told sources Charlie tried to choke her, the actor’s representatives quickly moved into damage control mode. Sources close to Mueller told that Team Sheen pressured her to recant and even suggested the exact words she should use! Late on Christmas day Mueller did recant her version of the violence — after contact with Charlie’s reps. Mueller wants out of the marriage and has a prenuptial agreement. Sources told that money was discussed in connection with not further damaging Sheen’s already tattered reputation. Both Mueller and Sheen were partying the night before the incident and had alcohol in their systems at 8:34am when 911 was called. Sheen has been through rehab for drug and alcohol abuse. Sheen had just flown into Aspen, where Mueller rented a house and had been spending time without him in a trial separation, sources close to both Sheen and Mueller told “Both of them are miserable in the marriage. That’s why they were apart,” a source who knows the couple told exclusively. “Both were separately telling friends their marriage was over before this happened.

BUT … another report from People magazine says differently … that report claims that things between Sheen and Mueller were not bad at all prior to this incident and that, indeed, the couple have decided to go to couple’s counseling in the wake of this incident in order to try and keep their marriage intact. They may not be so dunzo after all:

Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller are planning to undergo counseling after a heated fight at a dinner party in Aspen, Colo., that landed Charlie in jail on domestic violence charges Friday morning. “They were fighting at a dinner in a friend’s house and it continued until the next morning,” a source close to Mueller tells PEOPLE. “Both of them were drinking and neither was supposed to be. They both have histories of alcohol abuse and have made every effort to stop. But things got out of hand.” Sheen, 44, was booked at 11:20 a.m. for second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief, according to a spokesperson for the Pitkin County Sheriff’s Department in Aspen, Colo. The actor posted an $8,500 bond Friday night and was released from jail at 7 p.m. He is due in court on Feb. 8, 2010 at 10:30 a.m. “Charlie went right back to Los Angeles after he was released from jail,” the source tells PEOPLE. “Both he and Brooke will undergo counseling and Charlie will get anger management counseling.” Despite reports, the couple had not been separated in the weeks leading up to the Christmas morning 911 call at the house they were renting with their twin boys, Bob and Max, 9 months. “Brooke and Charlie have never been separated,” the source tells PEOPLE. “And the boys are fine – so precious. They knew nothing about a fight between their parents.” The actor’s Colorado-based attorney Richard Cummins tells PEOPLE, “They have two children together and they love one another and they’re going to work through what is a difficult time and they’re going to do that together and as privately as possible.” Sheen’s rep, Stan Rosenfield, had no further comment.

I dunno about any of this. Unfortch with incidents of domestic violence (whether alleged or not) this sort of back and forth is prevalent. I’m very concerned about these allegations that Mueller was forced to recant her claims of assault and now everything is just fine, they’re gonna “work on it” and stay together … of course, this is coming from HIS lawyer. We don’t know what really happened and it is unfair to automatically blame Sheen just because he is a man … but I’m of the mind that allegations of abuse by anyone should be taken very seriously. Whatever the case may be (or whatever the story we are finally told), it is my sincere hope that everyone involved is safe, sound and unharmed. We may never know what went down.

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Susan Sarandon & Tim Robbins Are Dunzo!

After 23 years together the couple call it quits ;(

SUPER sad news to pass along today :( After 23 years together, longtime couple Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have decided to end their relationship … and make the announcement just in time for the holidays :( Despite the fact that the couple have been together for over 2 decades, Susan and Tim never married … but that fact does NOT lessen the sad blow, not at all. This was one couple that I deffo thought would be together forever … but sadly, they are dunzo, y’all:

One of Hollywood’s most enduring relationships has ended – Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have broken up after more than two decades together, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. “Actress Susan Sarandon and her partner of 23 years, actor Tim Robbins have announced that they separated over the summer,” her rep Teal Cannaday tells PEOPLE in a statement. “No further comments will be made.” The couple met on the set of Bull Durham, and they have two sons together, Jack, 20, and Miles, 17. Sarandon, 63, was previously married to Chris Sarandon, whom she met in college. The actress also dated director Franco Amurri in the mid ’80s. The two had a daughter, Eva Amurri, in 1985. (Amurri is also an actress; she most recently appeared in Showtime’s Californication). Sarandon and Robbins, 51, were admired for their long relationship in the face of the pressures of show business, their much-discussed age difference – he’s 12 years younger – and that they never married. “I won’t marry because I am too afraid of taking him for granted or him taking me for granted – maybe it will be a good excuse for a party when I am 80,” Sarandon has said in the past.

Very unfortunately, things like this happen all the time … still, it’s really sad when a couple who have been together for so long come to the realization that they are no longer happy together. I like them both so much, I wish them each all the happiness in the world. While they may have decided not to be together any longer at this point in their lives, you never know what the future may hold. Boo. Isn’t this like the saddest news ever?


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Brody Jenner & Jayde Nicole Dunzo . . . For Real This Time?

After a false split earlier this year, is this the end for real?

Back in March of this year it was reported that reality TV star Brody Jenner and his Playboy Playmate girlfriend Jayde Nicole had split up … the report turned out to be untrue. In fact, a few months after the erroneous report came to light Brody got into an altercation at an LA nightclub defending Jayde‘s honor … like a good boyfriend ought to. Today we are hearing, again, that the couple have split up … a report that seems fortified by Jayde herself who appears to have tweeted about the break-up in the past few days … they might really be dunzo this time around!

Another couple from The Hills is reality-TV history. Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole have broken up after about 15 months together, a source close to Jenner confirms to Nicole, 23, hinted at the split on her Twitter around 8pm Dec. 18 with a wistful entry: “‘Sometimes when you truly love someone you have to let them go…..’ I never really understood that quote until now.” The night before, however, the former Playboy Playmate was feeling festive. A source tells that Nicole “celebrated her breakup” with a 12-strong crew of girlfriends at Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood. Her single-lady party continued on Dec. 19, when the model hosted a shindig at Chicago’s Manor nightclub. An insider at Manor tells that Nicole was “telling everyone” about her Dec. 17 breakup. “She made it sound like it was his doing, saying, ‘He said he needs time to ‘find himself. I don’t have time for that.’” Her ex Jenner, she told friends, has “gone to Australia” for some soul-searching. Jenner himself Tweeted about starting “a new life” Down Under on Dec. 19. “So I decided to stay in Australia BY MYSELF!!! Hahaha this is Crazy.. Might just stay here and start a new life.” Despite the sad news, Nicole wasn’t in a gloomy mood at Manor, the source says. “She didn’t seem bothered by the recent breakup at all. She spent the entire night downing Jager shots and flirting with all of the guys.” Indeed, her Tweets from that night bear that out. “Rocking out at Manor” she wrote a 1:33am on Dec. 20. “Jager time!” By 11:30am, she was feeling the effects of all those Jagermeister shots: “8 hours of sleep, too much jager= not good.” On the just-concluded fifth season of The Hills, Nicole and Jenner argued about his flirty relationship with aggressive ex-girlfriend Kristin Cavallari. “Everything was totally fine before you came here, so you need to go back to wherever it is that you came from,” Nicole sniped at Cavallari in one heated exchange on the show.

Alas … the fairytale has ended. This was a couple that seemed so rock solid and secure to me … you could just feel the love emanating from these two as their love affair sizzled on the reality TV screen. But … it is apparent now that it was not meant to be. In the end, break-ups and make-ups happen all the time. Since they both will be appearing on the next season of The Hills, I’m sure there will be much more drama to be had. Jayde is such a marginal character on the show that she will have to interact with Brody in order to stay employed by the show. Will they find love again? I guess we’ll have to hope, pray and wait to find out.


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LeAnn Rimes & Deane Sheremet Are Officially Dunzo!

Divorce settlement reached in one day

On the very same day that once husband Deane Sheremet filed for divorce from his infidelitous musician wife LeAnn Rimes, a divorce settlement was reached between the couple … the terms of which have been confidentially sealed. I would imagine, with the plethora of evidence of LeAnn‘s marital infidelity, that Deane got pretty much everything he wanted from the divorce. But as far as the marriage goes, the couple are officially dunzo!

That was fast. On the same day Deane Sheremet filed for divorce last week from LeAnn Rimes, they agreed to a confidential divorce settlement, Los Angeles court records show. “The [settlement] shall not be filed in this proceeding due to the parties mutual desire to maintain their respective rights to privacy,” the document reads. The settlement presumably divides their cash, property and other valuables. Both Rimes, 27, and Sheremet, 29, will be legally single after their marital status officially ends on June 19, 2010. Their nearly eight-year marriage crumbled as Rimes began a relationship with actor Eddie Cibrian, who was married at the time to Brandi Glanville. Cibrian and Glanville are also divorcing.

HMMM. Something tells me that LeAnn and her “mistress” Eddie Cibrian won’t be waiting until she reaches “legally single status” to get their creep on again, so legally she’ll still be a cheating wife. Whatever the terms of the divorce are, let’s hope that Deane was able to get what he is due since his wife decided to make a public mockery of their wedding vows.


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Tag Heuer Dumps Tiger Woods

Out of respect for his "privacy"

In a move reminiscent of the one taken by both Gatorade and Gillette earlier this month, Swiss luxury watch company Tag Heuer has decided to dump downscale Tiger Woods‘s appearance in their advertising materials in “certain markets” in an attempt, they say, to “respect his privacy”. MMM HMMM:

Swiss watch maker Tag Heuer said Friday that it will “downscale” its use of golfer Tiger Woods’ image in its advertising campaigns for the foreseeable future. The company said it will continue its relationship with Woods but is modifying its marketing programs in certain regions out of respect for his request for privacy. How long the change last will depend on Woods’ decision about returning to professional golf, the company said. Woods has been a pitchman for Tag Heuer since 2002. The company said it will continue to support Woods’ charitable foundation, which is based in Irvine, Calif. After initially standing by Woods, the company moderated its support Monday by saying it would assess its relationship with the world’s highest-earning athlete. The Swiss company, a unit of luxury goods empire LVMH Moet Hennessy Louis Vuitton, is at least the third sponsor to back away from Woods since his admission of extramarital “transgressions.” Consulting firm Accenture dropped the athlete Sunday, saying he was “no longer the right representative” of the company’s values. Gillette, a unit of the Procter & Gamble Co., said over the weekend that it won’t air ads for its razors that include Woods or include him in public appearances. AT&T said it is evaluating its relationship with the golf superstar. Woods has taken an indefinite leave from golf to work on repairing his marriage after numerous allegations of infidelities that surfaced following a November car crash near his Florida home. Tag Heuer did not specify in which markets it was curtailing use of Woods’ image.

Once a golden boy for advertisers, Tiger Woods is now toxic material for them. Because of the mire of shizz he is seeped in these days, the products that he is attached to are looking a lot less attractive to consumers … it makes total sense that his big name sponsors would want to run like hell in his opposite direction. This mess is far from over … the fallout is only just now becoming more clear. I expect Tiger still has at least a few more rocky months ahead. Which advertiser will be next to give him the heave ho?


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Tina & Matthew Knowles Are Dunzo!

Beyoncé's mama files for divorce from her papa

Some break-up news to pass along today … Beyoncé‘s parents, Tina and Matthew Knowles, are officially going splitsville now that Tina has filed for divorce. I understand that things have not been good between Tina and Matthew for some time now (and I imagine that the paternity suit slapped on Matthew back in October didn’t help matters very much) so I guess it was time to make it official. Beyoncé‘s folks are dunzo!

Beyonce Knowles’ mom — the original costume designer for Destiny’s Child — has filed for divorce from her husband Mathew Knowles. Tina Knowles filed divorce papers in Harris County, Texas last month, in an attempt to end their 29-year marriage. Back in October, Mathew was hit with a paternity lawsuit from a woman who’s not his wife — no word if that affected Tina’s decision to pull the plug. Mathew has been Beyonce’s manager for years, so there could be a ton of cash up for grabs in the split. The couple has two children together: Beyonce and Beyonce’s younger sister.

Yikes! As far as big break-ups go … this one is a doozy. Not so much because of the break-up itself but because of the money that is involved. The Knowles’ together are hugely responsible for all the financial success that Destiny’s Child and Beyoncé herself have and still enjoy. I imagine they are very rich … together. But, if Tina is divorcing from Matthew due to infidelitous behavior, she might come out on the better end of this divorce. It totally sucks that something like this has to happen around the holidays but, well, these things happen. Here’s hoping it all works out in everyone’s best interests.


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Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren Are Dunzo!

As Elin lawyers up a new parody porn video hits the marketplace

After all the crazy drama flooding the universe from the seemingly epic (and endless) tale known as the Tiger Woods Cheating Scandal, it is being reported today by RadarOnline that Elin Nordegren has gotten herself a divorce lawyer and plans to formally end her marriage to Tiger Woods. Could it be? Are Tiger and Elin really about to be dunzo?

Tiger Woods’ wife Elin has decided to file divorce papers, is reporting exclusively. Too many women and too many lies have pushed her over the edge. The financial terms of the split are going to take a while to work out, but as of right now Elin has made up her mind that she can no longer be married to Tiger, a source familiar with the situation told “She’s not going to let Tiger talk his way out of this,” the source said. “There’s nothing he can say to erase years of betrayal.” At least 14 women have been sexually linked to Tiger since Rachel Uchitel was first revealed as Tiger’s mistress for the past five months. When Tiger’s affair with Uchitel became public it led to a bitter fight that ended with Tiger driving his car into a fire hydrant and tree. But things only got worse for the golfer as he was unmasked as a serial cheater in the aftermath of his bizarre crash. Elin has been spotted without her wedding ring in recent days and the source told that she considers the marriage over. Several reports have said she will fly to Sweden for the holidays and while that has not yet been confirmed it is clear that divorce papers will be filed sooner rather than later.

Claims of a definite divorce are also being reported by ABC News and People magazine:

A source close to Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren, told ABC that a “divorce is 100 percent on.” “She’s not rushing to divorce, however,” said the source. “She’s going to take her sweet time. She wants all the dirty laundry to be out on the table before she signs anything.” People magazine has also reported that the couple now plans to split.

The matter of divorce between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren isn’t necessarily as simple as her saying, I’m fed up, I’m leaving. Because there is a pre-nuptial agreement, she needs to gather all the information she can about his infidelitous behavior so that she can put together the best case for divorce. She’s got all the time in the world, she is in no hurry.

So … while we wait to hear more concrete information about this supposed divorce, we have a new movie to keep us entertained in regards to the Tiger Woods Cheating Scandal. Well, movie isn’t exactly the right word … porno is more apropos. After the jump, check out the FIRST porno parody film being made about this Tiger Woods Scandal — it’s okay, the photos are totally safe for work and are not explicit at all … More »

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Newly Single Jake Gyllenhaal Hits The Streets Of SoCal

'US Weekly' claims that Reese Witherspoon "broke his heart"

We first heard that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon split up about 2 weeks ago and then just received confirmation of the split just a few days ago but yesterday, Jakey poo was spotted rollin’ solo here in SoCal in the wake of all the GyllenSpoon break-up reports. According to US Weekly‘s coverstory this week, Jake is nursing a “broken heart” because, they claim, it was Reese who called things off … not him. That being said, Jake was snapped at Ammo in Hollywood, CA yesterday lookin’ (I’m told) totally happy and ravenously hungry:

After nearly three years together, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal called it quits in early December. “It broke his heart,” an insider reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly. A source close to Gyllenhaal, 29, explains that the once-golden couple “fought constantly in the past few months,” and that the relationship concluded over a series of phone calls. Adds another source, “No one cheated. There was no drama.” After the pair met on the set of the film Rendition, their romance began in March 2007 — when Witherspoon, now 33, was still smarting from her 2006 divorce from husband of seven years Ryan Phillippe, 35, with whom she has two children (Ava, 10, and Deacon, 6). Indeed, sources say that her divorce and her kids were the two driving factors in the split. “She felt pressured to wed again but she wasn’t ready,” an insider says. “She couldn’t give Jake enough and she got cold feet. Jake wanted all of her. Although Gyllenhaal moved into her $5 million home in June 2008, Witherspoon struggled to quell her doubts about his suitability as a stepfather and long-term partner. “She really worried that they didn’t have enough in common,” the pal says. As a hands-on Mom, the “super-type A” actress also fretted over losing time with her kids to her boyfriend. “When she was giving all of her energy to Jake, she felt like she wasn’t giving her kids enough,” the source says. Not that Gyllenhaal didn’t try with Ava and Deacon, the insider points out: “He was great with the kids, but she felt like he didn’t get the whole scope of what that entailed.”

Of course, as with all of these sort of reports from “sources”, these details should be taken as merely conjecture (at best) or fabrication (at worst). Whatever the case may be, it would appear that we can finally be assured that GyllenSpoon have really called it quits and are each now single folks back on the market. I don’t believe that either of them will have much difficulty pairing up with new partners when they are ready to do so. Broken heart or not, I’m glad to hear that Jake has been lookin’ fine despite the split … mebbe it really was all for the best.

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To Reiterate: Jake Gyllenhaal & Reese Witherspoon Are DUNZO!!

Altho we heard about this 2 weeks ago, we're hearing about it again

On Sunday November 29, we learned that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon decided to call off their longtime relationship and break things off. Almost immediately after that report came out, representatives for the couple denied the claims of a break up and everyone assumed that the couple were still happily attached … well, except for me. Today we are hearing, again, that the couple have really truly broken up but this time, reps for GyllenSpoon are NOT offering denials … which essentially means that they are confirming the news. ‘Tis true, y’all, Jake and Reese are really dunzo!

From E! News‘s Marc Malkin: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal know how to quit each other. The couple is no longer together. Sources confirm that the two decided to end their relationship about two weeks ago. People magazine actually reported the split back then, but reps for both stars insisted they were still very much in love. Reps are not commenting this time around. So what went down? “They needed time to figure it out and they were on different coasts,” a source says. “When they were finally together, they talked it out and decided they’re not going to be together anymore.” One source insists it’s completely amicable. “There are no other people involved,” the source said. “The relationship just ended. It just fizzled. But they also wanted to be careful and private about it because of Reese’s kids.” Our source also shot down recent reports claiming that Gyllenhaal was planning on popping the question. (FYI: Gyllenhaal seemed perfectly happy when we saw him just three days ago at Spike TV’s Video Game Awards in downtown L.A.)

Yep, I knew it … I knew it 2 weeks ago but, well, you know how these things play out. I shall refrain from mentioning this time around any desire to do cartwheels over this news (like I did last time) for fear of a lynching by rabid GyllenSpoon fans … this time around, I’ll just say that some relationships are just not meant to be and I wish them both a lifetime of happiness from here on out. Contrary to what some may believe, I do feel it is sad when a couple breaks up but if the split is amicable (as this report suggests) and the “love” just fizzles out … well … I guess it’s for the best that the couple stop pretending.


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NeNe Leakes & Kim Zolciak To Be Fired From ‘The Real Housewives Of Atlanta’?

Are the once frenemies now BFFs about to be dunzo from the show?

Is Bravo TV about to make the biggest mistake ever? No, I’m not talking about their tragic new show Launch My Line, I’m talking about the rumors that they are actually considering replacing both NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. One report claims the ladies are feuding with Bravo over pay, another report asserts the parties are feuding over electric bills. Whatever the case may be, there is a real chance that both NeNe and Kim may not return for the third season of the show … which, IMHO, would be the greatest travesty in Bravo TV history:

Forget about being “Tardy for the Party”! It seems Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes may not even be invited to the party! A report claims Bravo producers are looking to replace the feuding stars in the third season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. “Things with NeNe and Kim have been intense,” a source told the The New York Daily News, “but Bravo feels the show is about the franchise as a whole and won’t let one person stop it.” The two frenemies are reportedly demanding bigger paychecks from Bravo for the upcoming season and the show’s producers are “so fed up with their diva-esque requests” that they’re “taking meetings with some notable and wealthy Atlanta women” about joining the show in Kim and NeNe’s place. While Bravo had no comment on the reported casting shakeup, a source tells PEOPLE that “no decisions on a season 3 have been made yet.”

From TMZ: NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak are locked in a stand-off with the people at “Real Housewives of Atlanta”– and we’re told it’s partly due to a power struggle over their electric bill. Sources close to the ladies tell TMZ both women are in the midst of contract negotiations with Bravo for next season — and a major point of contention is the electric bill. We’re told the ladies are sick of having to pay giant electric bills out of their own pocket after the show tapes at their homes and drains tons of juice from their sockets. We’re also told the women are demanding an upgrade in travel arrangement — because they’re tired of having to use their own airline miles to upgrade from the coach seats provided by the show. There are more demands — including stipends for wardrobe, hair and make-up. Calls to Bravo were not immediately returned.

Here’s the deal … NeNe and Kim are THE best castmembers on the show. If one of them was lost, it would be bad for the show … if both of them are axed, the show is no longer worth watching — period. I get that they may have bigger demands but they really made the show the success that it is. Bravo prolly thinks they can be replaced and viewers won’t care … not true. I will care and I can assure you, I would NOT be interested in watching a NeNe-less season of Atlanta Housewives. Bravo needs to work this shizz out … they simply cannot lose their 2 biggest Atlanta stars.

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