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Breaking: Taylor Swift Has Reportedly CUT OFF BFF Selena Gomez For Getting Back Together With Justin Bieber

DUNZO!

Say it ain’t so!!! Tragic news to pass along today … rumor has it that the famed BFF friendship between popstars Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez is OVER! Yes, folks, it’s true … er, well reportedly true. As you may know, Selena has been spotted back in the close, likely romantic, company of her on-again/off-again ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber all around Texas — a fact that Taylor is NOT happy about. According to a new report from Us Weekly, Taylor has had enough of this bullshizz and she has decided to cut off Selena as a friend because she cannot stand to see her back with bad boy Bieber. Guys, Taylena is dunzo! More »

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Miley Cyrus Is Being Blamed For Paula Patton’s Split From Husband Robin Thicke

Pointing the Foam Finger

Earlier this week we learned the sad if not entirely shocking news that Paula Patton has decided to separate from her husband Robin Thicke after almost 9 years of marriage. As soon as news of the couple’s split was revealed, speculation has been running rampant as to the cause of the break-up … with most fingers pointing at Robin‘s seemingly infidelitous behavior. Today we learn of a report from TMZ that points the foam finger of blame at Miley Cyrus as the trigger that caused the break-up of Paula and Robin‘s marriage. As you may recall, Miley and Robin infamously performed together at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards which raised a lot of eyebrows due to its sexual nature. Personally, I think it’s complete bullshizz to place any of the blame regarding Paula and Robin‘s personal problems on anyone other than the two of them, especially Miley Cyrus. More »

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Katy Perry And John Mayer Are Dunzo!

I guess the alleged wedding is off

Remember back in November when we learned that Katy Perry got herself engaged to be married to John Mayer? Yeah, it looks like that engagement is off because we are hearing today that Katy and John have broken up. Even tho in December, Katy and John put their lurve on public display in the music video for their song Who You Love, it would appear that the “who” that they were singing about ain’t one another any longer. At this point, we don’t know for sure what caused the split but it is being reported that the break-up went down in just the past few days. Hmmm. Katy and John are dunzo, y’all! More »

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Robin Thicke Reportedly Tried To Save His Marriage, Paula Patton Wasn’t Having It

Too Little, Too Late?

Yesterday we learned that albeit not-so-shocking news that Paula Patton and Robin Thicke have decided to separate after almost 9 years of marriage. As you may recall, the official statement that was released yesterday made the claim that the decision to split was a mutual one but today we are hearing that it may not have been so mutual after all. Apparently, Robin decided to cancel a few shows so that he could fly up to Vancouver, British Columbia where Paula is currently working on a new film to try and save his marriage. Obviously, his attempts were unsuccessful. According to reports, it was Paula who decided to end things … altho we don’t yet know the official reason she decided to do so. Read on to learn more about how Robin unsuccessfully tried to save his marriage at the last minute. More »

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Robin Thicke & Paula Patton Are Dunzo!

After Almost 9 Years of Marriage

Sad news to pass along today … singer Robin Thicke and his wife Paula Patton have decided to separate after almost 9 years of marriage. In a statement that Paula released to People magazine today, she reveals that the couple are planning to remain “best friends” but have mutually decided to separate. In the past year or so, there has been talk that Robin may have been unfaithful to his marriage vows but thru all that talk, the couple remained adamant that they were still very happy together. No reason was given for the split but if this separation turns into something more permanent, we may likely learn more about why the couple decided to break-up. Click below to read Paula‘s statement on her split from Robin and see exactly what she has to say about the dunzoness of her marriage. More »

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Moviefone Is Getting Rid Of Their Movie Time Phone Service

Peace the Spork Out

As further proof that the times, they are a-changin’ we learn today that after 25 years of service, Moviefone is ending its movie listing phone service. As many of you should well remember, Moviefone provided a service where people could call 777-FILM and they would be greeted by the Moviefone guy who would tell you the movie listings for your area. Now that everyone has a smartphone with mobile app capability, Moviefone has decided to get rid of their phone service and will now only offer their movie listing service via their free app. Essentially, the Moviefone that many of us know and love (and likely never use anymore) will, sadly, be dunzo in about a month’s time. More »

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Alec Baldwin Quits At Life And Writes A Really REALLY Long Goodbye Letter To The World

"It’s good-bye to public life ... I’m done with it."

In recent months, Alec Baldwin has been having difficulties with his public life. A string of physical altercations with the paparazzi have been heightened in the public consciousness by a string of offensive comments on his part about gays (which led to his firing from MSNBC) and as a result, Alec now feels that he can no longer move forward as a public figure. In a very long, kind of meandering yet detailed treatise chronicled in the new issue of New York magazine, Baldwin explains to the world that he has decided to say goodbye to public life and retire into a private life outside of the public eye … or, at least, that’s what he is saying right now. It’s entirely possible that Alec will change his mind at some point in the future (maybe weeks from now, maybe months from now) and he will say, Just kidding, I want to stay famous but for now … he’s out. Click below to read excerpts from Baldwin‘s LOOOOOONG ass letter and bid adieu to the paparazzi ass-kicking hothead who seemingly loves to complain about as much as he apparently likes to write about his complaints in an overly dramatic way (like writing goodbye letters in major national magazines). More »

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Cee Lo Green Reveals That He Is Quitting ‘The Voice’

"I'm not coming back, guys."

Cee Lo Green paid a visit to The Ellen DeGeneres Show to announce that he is going on tour with Lionel Ritchie and he also used the opportunity to drop a little bomb — he is quitting The Voice. As you may know, Cee Lo is one of the original coaches/judges on The Voice but after 4 seasons on the show, he has decided to move on and do other things. It’s sounds pretty clear that Cee Lo is leaving the show immediately and won’t be back in that spinner chair again. According to Mr. Green himself, his time on The Voice is dunzo! More »

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Flappy Bird Is Dunzo!

Peace the Spork Out

Yesterday we learned the (sad? happy?) news that the mobile video game Flappy Bird was going to be removed from app stores due to the overwhelming success that the game’s creator has been experiencing. The creator posted messages on Twitter announcing his intention to take down the game today. Well, he made good on his promise. If you head over the Apple App Store or the Google Play app store you will find that Flappy Bird is no longer available. It’s gone. It’s dunzo. Fin. More »

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The Celebrity Boxing Match Between George Zimmerman & DMX Has Been Called Off

“This was the wrong person to put in the ring"

Remember earlier this week when we learned that rapper DMX had signed on to fight George Zimmerman in that terribly named Celebrity Boxing Match? Welp, it ain’t gonna happen. The fight promoter announced the news on Twitter today that he has decided to call the whole thing off. It sounds like the promoter is having second thoughts about putting on an event where Zimmerman is referred to as a “celebrity” so he has decided to just cancel the whole thing altogether. Click below to read what the promoter had to say about the fight cancellation. More »

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