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‘Key & Peele’ Is Tragically DUNZO After This Season

BUT KEY & PEELE WAS MY SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!

If you can make it through any of the Key & Peele Liam Neesons sketches without laughing, you are clearly a robot sent to take over our planet, and you must be destroyed. If you don’t see the genius behind Obama Meet & Greet, we cannot be friends. The same is true for Negrotown, Gay Wedding Advice and that one epic, feminist bit Mother Majesty, and countless others. I friggen love this show and this is almost as bad as when Chappelle’s Show disappeared into the abyss. Key & Peele is DUNZO, but it won’t be the last we hear from this dynamic duo. Click inside for more!

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Zayn Malik & Naughty Boy Are Likely Dunzo After He Called The Producer A ‘Fat Joke’ On Twitter

"stop pretending we're friends"

Welp, it would seem that the bromance that grew between former boybander Zayn Malik and producer Shahid Naughty Boy Khan has come to an end in the wake of a couple of tweets posted by Zayn on his official Twitter profile calling out Naughty as a “faker” (among other colorful things). As you may recall, Zayn decided to leave One Direction in an attempt at a solo career with Naughty Boy in his corner. There have been a few months of odd behavior on Zayn‘s part and new music leaks supposedly on Naughty Boy‘s part … which, it would appear, caused Zayn to lash out publicly at his former BFF. As you can read below, Zayn is these days referring to Naughty as a “fat joke” who “ain’t shit” but is a “faker”. HMMM. Yeah, I’m gonna guess that these two have had a falling out … which MIGHT suggest that Zayn is no longer interested in being a solo star and MIGHT be interested in getting back with his 1D boyband mates. HMMM. More »

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Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Are Dunzo!

"We have made the difficult decision to divorce."

After a few months of whispers that turned into a few recent weeks of rumors, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have announced today that they are ending their 10 year marriage. Altho the couple has yet to formally file for divorce, they have released an announcement today revealing their decision to do so. Just about a week ago, moving trucks showed up at the Affleck-Garner abode but the couple insisted that they were not break-up, that the trucks were at their home due to “renovations”. Clearly, we know now, that that is not the case. Click below to read the full text of the couple’s break-up announcement. After a decade of being Bennifer 2.0, the couple is now dunzo. More »

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Britney Spears & Charlie Ebersol Are Reportedly DUNZO!

She deleted his photos off of INSTAGRAM!

It is with a very heavy heart that I pass along the RUMOR that Britney Spears and her boyfriend of 8 months, Charlie Ebersol, have broken up. At this point, only Us Weekly and TMZ are reporting the break-up (and TMZ‘s report seems to have been inspired by Us Weekly‘s original story) and neither of them have concrete proof that the couple are dunzo … but the fact that Britney deleted all of Charlie‘s photos from her official Instagram profile seems to not bode well for the health of their relationship. This past weekend, Britney traveled back home to Kentwood, LA to spend Father’s Day with her family and curiously, Charlie didn’t go with her. After past break-ups, Britney has retreated to Kentwood to be with her family so … it does feel like this may truly be the end of Spebersol :( More »

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Charlize Theron & Sean Penn Are Dunzo

The engagement's off, apparently

After Charlize Theron and Sean Penn started dating semi-publicly after a few months of rumored dating, it was revealed that the pair got themselves engaged to be married. Today, Us Weekly magazine is reporting that the engagement’s off … because Charlize dumped Sean. To be honest, I was never totally on board with this relationship. Considering Penn‘s history of domestic abuse, I never really felt that Charlize should be with him so, yeah, I guess things tend to work out for the best in the long run. Click below to read the reported deets about this split and see what you think about Charlize and Sean being dunzo. More »

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Rachel Dolezal Has Stepped Down As NAACP President

“It is with complete allegiance to the cause ... that I step aside"

In today’s installment of the odd saga involving Rachel Dolezal, the Caucasian woman pretending to be a Black woman, we learn that Dolezal has formally stepped down as president of the Spokane, WA chapter of the NAACP amid mounting criticism over her odd behavior. As you may know, we learned on Friday that Dolezal‘s ethnicity came into question when her parents revealed that she is of Caucasian descent even tho she has presented herself as a Black woman for years as president of her chapter of the NAACP. As criticism of her actions grew, Dolezal responded to critics by saying that she didn’t “give two shits” about what anyone had to say about her. Over the weekend, Dolezal‘s adopted brother (who is Black) reaffirmed their parents claim that Rachel is not a Black woman, all ahead of a meeting of the Spokane, WA chapter of the NAACP that was scheduled to take place today. Dolezal tried to cancel the meeting but because she does not have the authority to cancel, the meeting is set to take place as scheduled. Just a short time ago, Rachel Dolezal issued an official statement announcing that she has stepped down as president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP. More »

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Emma Roberts & Evan Peters Are Dunzo . . . Again

The engagement is over

Sad news to report today … it would appear that longtime couple and sometimes co-stars Emma Roberts and Evan Peters have broken up and, naturally, have called off their wedding engagement. Emma and Evan have been together for a few years now but they did hit a bump in the relationship road back in July of 2013 when Emma got busted for physically assaulting Evan. The couple were estranged for a while but then reemerged as a couple again when it was revealed in January of 2014 that the pair had gotten engaged to be married. According to unnamed sources, the couple just ultimately “couldn’t make it work”. And so … Emma and Evan are dunzo. More »

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After 26 Years Of Marriage, Homer & Marge Simpson Will Legally Separate Next Season On ‘The Simpsons’

Blame Lena Dunham!

There will be a lot of changes coming in the upcoming 27th season of The Simpsons. Earlier this week, we learned that Sideshow Bob will finally kill Bart Simpson on the show … tho, it will happen in the show’s annual Treehouse of Terror Hallowe’en episode, so it really doesn’t count. Today we learn the very sad news that Homer and Marge Simpson will be breaking up on the show. That’s right, after 26 years of fictional marriage, this animated couple will file for legal separation after Homer leaves Marge for a pharmacist that will be voiced by Lena Dunham. Um, WHAT?! More »

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Betty White Has Joined Instagram

#ThanksForTheLaughs

Betty White, our national treasure, has joined Instagram this week and with her first photo she bids farewell to her TV Land sitcom Hot In Cleveland and her co-stars. Actresses Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick and Jane Leeves posed with glasses of champagne on the set of HIC on the day they filmed the series finale episode … which is an occasion worth celebrating on Instagram, don’t you think? Click below to see Betty‘s first Instagram photo in full and let’s welcome her to the social media app as we say goodbye to Hot In Cleveland. More »

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CBS Has Already Torn Down The ‘Late Show’ Set Inside The Ed Sullivan Theater In NYC

“It’s all junk now.”

Not even 24 hours ago, David Letterman bid farewell to hosting The Late Show after 33 years in the business in front of a live studio audience inside the Ed Sullivan Theater in NYC which was broadcast on national television. Today, a crew of workman were spotted tearing down the Late Show set and hauling out iconic set pieces to be discarded at the city dump. CBS couldn’t even wait for The Late Show body to get cold. Just last night, Letterman‘s set was the focus of pretty much all eyes … today, it’s been reduced to junk. Dang. More »

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