I'm almost certain that Nori was in attendance
North West turned 1 year old last Sunday on Father’s Day but she had to wait an entire week later to actually celebrate her birthday with family and friends. North‘s family decided that her first birthday party had to be an over-the-top affair because, of course that is what one does for a 1 year old baby who doesn’t understand what the Hell is going on. For North‘s party, her family home was converted into a massive event called Kidchella complete with rides and attractions that she was too little to enjoy as well as the pretty racist cultural appropriation of Native American dress … which, I must say, sounds about right for this particular family. More »
Honey Boo Boo has become "a tiny, dimpled monster."
Salon has published an exposé on reality TV star Alana Honey Boo Boo Thompson, of the really terrible TLC reality TV series Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, that sheds some light on what I think many of us have come to suspect … that the little girl has turned into a raging little brat. To be fair, it’s likely that many children that age who are coddled with fame, fortune and — most importantly — attention, might be spoiled by the excesses of getting everything that they want, any time that they want … but based on my limited knowledge about how things work in the Boo Boo family, I can absolutely believe that this little girl is growing into a monster. More »
Here she is!
Last week, Kelly Clarkson gave birth to her first child … a daughter she had with husband Brandon Blackstock the couple named River Rose. As I hoped, Kelly didn’t make us wait very long before she released the first photo of her baby girl. Kelly just updated her official Facebook profile with a photo that gives us our first look at her newborn daughter. Click below to formally meet little Miss River Rose. More »
Back in April we learned that Kevin Federline became a father for the 6th time when his 3rd daughter Peyton Marie was born. Yesterday, K-Fed celebrated his first Father’s Day with baby Peyton … as well as his other 5 children. Kevin posed for a group photo with his children Kori Madison & Kaleb Michael (borne of Shar Jackson), Sean Preston & Jayden James (borne of Britney Spears) and Jordan Kay and Peyton Marie (borne of Victoria Prince) … which he shared on his official Instagram profile. Dina Lohan may think that Father’s Day is all about her but I’d make the argument that K-Fed is the one who actually OWNS Father’s Day. More »
This Baby Is Hella #Fancy
Yesterday was Father’s Day and many celebrities—just like the rest of us—took to social media to give shouts-out to the Dads in their lives. Ciara decided to take the special day and share with the world her luuuurve for her fiancé, and the precious face of their newborn baby, Future Jr. After weeks of teasing, we finally get to see him! Click inside for your first, official look at the baby!
"This is what life is about!"
Yesterday was a big day for Kanye West and his baby girl North West. Not only was it his first proper Father’s Day but it was also his only child’s first birthday. Kanye‘s new bride posted a very sweet message on Facebook that came complete with an adorable photo of Kanye and daughter Nori sleeping together in bed. Apparently Kanye and North are big basketball fans and while they watched Game 5 of the NBA Finals (where the San Antonio Spurs handily defeated the Miami Heat), they fell asleep long enough so that they could be photographed together. More »
"Looking back on the past four years of high school ..."
Way back in the Fall of 2010 we learned that Madonna‘s eldest child, Lourdes Maria, started her first day at Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts (the Fame school) and today — 4 years later — we learn that Lola is now a high school graduate. Um, what? In a blogpost that she wrote on the official site for her Material Girl clothing line, Lola looks back on the past four years and reminisces a bit about her time in high school and the first four years of Material Girl. I can’t get my head wrapped around the fact that Madonna‘s baby girl is now a high school graduate but, I digress. Click below to read excerpts from Lola‘s blogpost and weep with me as we come to the realization that Madonna‘s daughter is practically a grown woman now. More »
Willow loves Dr. Martens, Jaden loves drop-crotch pants
Vanity Fair magazine has put together a list of 20+ young actors and actresses which they are referring to as Hollywood’s Next Wave and in this collection of young’ns are Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith‘s children Willow and Jaden. Now, I know that some of y’all have some feelings about Jaden Smith (Shannon, I’m lookin’ your way) but honestly this feature in VF magazine isn’t so bad. Willow, Jaden and the rest answer a series of questions like What’s your Starbucks order? Do you have any pets? Do you love emojis? and the young actors and actresses give pretty normal, kinda cute answers. Click below to watch the video and find out who made the cut to be a part of VF‘s Hollywood’s Next Wave. More »
"Please let's get the word out to properly care for Blue Ivy hair."
In what, apparently, started out as a “joke”, a new Change.org petition has gathered more than 2,000 signatures in an effort to get Beyoncé and Jay Z to better care for their daughter Blue Ivy‘s hair. A woman named Jasmine Tolliver, who describes herself as “a woman who understands the importance of hair care“, started the petition yesterday because she finds it “disturbing to watch a child suffering from the lack of hair moisture“. As such, Tolliver has taken it upon herself to gather signatures from strangers in an attempt to force B-Jay to groom their daughter’s hair in the manner that Tolliver sees fit. This sounds like a great use of time, doesn’t it? More »
A few weeks ago, Kanye West and his now wife got married in a lavish, over-the-top wedding ceremony in Florence, Italy and, as you may recall, we got to see the official wedding photos not long after the couple said their I Dos. Missing from that batch of photos was any glimpse of the couple’s baby daughter North West, who we were told wore Givenchy Haute Couture … just like her mother. Today, at long last, E! has released new photos from the wedding, one of which shows us the adorable (-ly expensive) little dress that North West wore on her parents’ special day. Click below to see North West in haute couture, won’t you? More »