Archive for the Celeb Kids Category

Here’s How Gwen Stefani And Gavin Rossdale Make Their Marriage Work

This Is Hilarious...

Relationships are tricky. I’m in one. It’s tricky. There’s like, this whole other person whose opinions, feelings, and thoughts matter and it can get really, really annoying sometimes. LMAO. I find that it’s best to keep a sense of humor about the occasional darkness that is having a significant other, which is why I loved hearing what Gavin Rossdale had to say in response to a question about making his marriage with Gwen Stefani work. Click inside for more!

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It Looks Like North West Was Entirely Unimpressed With Her ‘Kidchella’ Birthday Party

Srsly, tho, WTF?

Yesterday we saw photos from the massively opulent first birthday party that was thrown in honor of Kanye West‘s only begotten child North West. As you may recall, neither Nori nor her parents were featured in any of the photos we saw yesterday. Today, we get to see the first photo released of North at her birthday party and as you can see below, the look on her face seemingly tells us all we need to know about how the little girl felt about her Kidchella birthday party. More »

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Madonna Shares Photos From Daughter Lourdes Maria’s Prom Night

"#yaaaaaassssssbitch"

Last week we learned that Madonna‘s eldest child, Lourdes Maria, has graduated from Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts (aka the Fame school) in NYC, NY. Today we learn that Lola and her friends got together to celebrate their prom night. It looks like Madonna hosted Lourdes and all of her friends at her home for the pre-prom festivities and she, thankfully, decided to share photos of the fun on her official Instagram profile. Click below to see a couple photos of Lourdes and Madonna on prom night. More »

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North West’s First Birthday Party Was A Monstrosity Called ‘Kidchella’

I'm almost certain that Nori was in attendance

North West turned 1 year old last Sunday on Father’s Day but she had to wait an entire week later to actually celebrate her birthday with family and friends. North‘s family decided that her first birthday party had to be an over-the-top affair because, of course that is what one does for a 1 year old baby who doesn’t understand what the Hell is going on. For North‘s party, her family home was converted into a massive event called Kidchella complete with rides and attractions that she was too little to enjoy as well as the pretty racist cultural appropriation of Native American dress … which, I must say, sounds about right for this particular family. More »

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Surprise! Reality TV Has Turned Honey Boo Boo Into A Brat

Honey Boo Boo has become "a tiny, dimpled monster."

Salon has published an exposé on reality TV star Alana Honey Boo Boo Thompson, of the really terrible TLC reality TV series Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, that sheds some light on what I think many of us have come to suspect … that the little girl has turned into a raging little brat. To be fair, it’s likely that many children that age who are coddled with fame, fortune and — most importantly — attention, might be spoiled by the excesses of getting everything that they want, any time that they want … but based on my limited knowledge about how things work in the Boo Boo family, I can absolutely believe that this little girl is growing into a monster. More »

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Kelly Clarkson Shares The FIRST PHOTO Of Her Newborn Daughter River Rose

Here she is!

Last week, Kelly Clarkson gave birth to her first child … a daughter she had with husband Brandon Blackstock the couple named River Rose. As I hoped, Kelly didn’t make us wait very long before she released the first photo of her baby girl. Kelly just updated her official Facebook profile with a photo that gives us our first look at her newborn daughter. Click below to formally meet little Miss River Rose. More »

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Kevin Federline Celebrated Father’s Day With All 6 Of His Children

The "Federbunch"

Back in April we learned that Kevin Federline became a father for the 6th time when his 3rd daughter Peyton Marie was born. Yesterday, K-Fed celebrated his first Father’s Day with baby Peyton … as well as his other 5 children. Kevin posed for a group photo with his children Kori Madison & Kaleb Michael (borne of Shar Jackson), Sean Preston & Jayden James (borne of Britney Spears) and Jordan Kay and Peyton Marie (borne of Victoria Prince) … which he shared on his official Instagram profile. Dina Lohan may think that Father’s Day is all about her but I’d make the argument that K-Fed is the one who actually OWNS Father’s Day. More »

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Ciara Finally Reveals The Face Of Baby Future

This Baby Is Hella #Fancy

Yesterday was Father’s Day and many celebrities—just like the rest of us—took to social media to give shouts-out to the Dads in their lives. Ciara decided to take the special day and share with the world her luuuurve for her fiancé, and the precious face of their newborn baby, Future Jr. After weeks of teasing, we finally get to see him! Click inside for your first, official look at the baby!

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Kanye West Celebrated Father’s Day AND Her First Birthday With North West

"This is what life is about!"

Yesterday was a big day for Kanye West and his baby girl North West. Not only was it his first proper Father’s Day but it was also his only child’s first birthday. Kanye‘s new bride posted a very sweet message on Facebook that came complete with an adorable photo of Kanye and daughter Nori sleeping together in bed. Apparently Kanye and North are big basketball fans and while they watched Game 5 of the NBA Finals (where the San Antonio Spurs handily defeated the Miami Heat), they fell asleep long enough so that they could be photographed together. More »

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Madonna’s Daughter Lourdes Maria Has Graduated High School

"Looking back on the past four years of high school ..."

Way back in the Fall of 2010 we learned that Madonna‘s eldest child, Lourdes Maria, started her first day at Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts (the Fame school) and today — 4 years later — we learn that Lola is now a high school graduate. Um, what? In a blogpost that she wrote on the official site for her Material Girl clothing line, Lola looks back on the past four years and reminisces a bit about her time in high school and the first four years of Material Girl. I can’t get my head wrapped around the fact that Madonna‘s baby girl is now a high school graduate but, I digress. Click below to read excerpts from Lola‘s blogpost and weep with me as we come to the realization that Madonna‘s daughter is practically a grown woman now. More »

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