Want, Want, Want.
I’m sorry to do this to you guys, but this photo gallery is about to hurt your feelings. Lady Gaga just snatched up a new pad in Malibu. And she only had to spend $24.95 million! Awesome for her! Her new place has a 1960s-style two-lane bowling alley, an underground batcave with a “secret door,” a huge wine cellar (that photo made me so happy), and a theater with wetbar. She’s working with 10,270-square-feet, and it has five bedrooms, seven bathrooms, a safe room, an office with an attached gym and elevator, and it also comes with a saltwater pool, eight-horse stable, dressage ring, guest cottage, and a bocce ball court. Please enjoy this gallery. Or try to.
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This is all painfully beautiful.
A little while back, we ogled Sarah Jessica Parker‘s NYC property… and it was painful. That glorious bathtub continues to haunt my dreams. And today, we get a look at Grey’s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo‘s fabulous digs. Pompeo and her husband Chris Ivery just welcomed a new baby (Sienna May, who joins big sister Stella Luna) via surrogate, and their nursery—along with the rest of their insane home—is featured in Architectural Digest. It’s a Los Angeles Mediterranean-style villa home, in case you were curious as to what to get me for Christmas. Thanks a ton. And you can see some of the “before” pictures here, which are also amazing.
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That-Ish-Cray Of The Day
Now this is… odd. Do you remember a while back we had a discussion about this photo Bethenny Frankel posted online? A lot of people were legitimately angry that she was rocking her daughter’s pajamas. I found the photo a bit problematic because I thought Frankel was sort of showing off how tiny she was… which I thought was weird. But now that I’m hearing an actual judge in a courtroom is commenting on it, the story seems even weirder. Click inside for more!
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That bathtub though...
Wanna live like Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick? Of course you do. And if you’ve got approximately $22 million, you totally can. SJP and her hubby are selling their Greenwich Village home, which means we get to look at her walk-in-closet and wish that we simply had more money. All of the money. Please peep the gallery for more #Fancy, including the bathtub of my dreams.
Listen, I know cute kids when I see them (and give birth to them), and Jessica Simpson has really outdone herself. Her Instagram account recently became baby fever central—as she and all of her friends seem to be popping out babies all over the place. Simpson took to Instagram to share the cutest “Good Night” photo of herself with Ace and Maxwell, and I’m kind of in love. Click inside for more!
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So... much... gross
Trent just sent me the worst e-mail ever. It was a link to a report from The New York Post, in which multiple maids who used to live and work at Michael Jackson‘s Neverland Ranch are coming forward with… stuff. I mean, the truth is, once you’ve heard the sexual abuse allegations, there really isn’t anything worse than that. Still, these new statements paint an even creepier picture of the King of Pop—or maybe “sadder” is a better word. Click inside for more.
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The Jackson family is not pleased
In an effort to pay off some of Michael Jackson‘s remaining debt and hopefully recoup some of the money they invested in the property, the Colony Capital group has decided to put the Neverland Ranch on the market for sale. As you may recall, Neverland was built to look like Disneyland and was MJ‘s sanctuary (and the alleged site of many of his reported crimes). Considering the property isn’t being used for anything right now, it seems like a financially wise idea to sell the property once and for all … which is a decision the Jackson family is not very happy about. More »
She wants her HUGE security deposit back...
Moving sucks so much, and I sympathize with anyone who has ever packed all their ish up, moved into a new place, and then does it again a year later… which is what I’m about to do. Ugh. One thing that is never fun is pulling together funds for a security deposit, especially when you live in a neighborhood where people want hella money down, and they throw crazy numbers at you, but totally say the numbers like they are not crazy numbers, they are ust normal numbers with which all people should feel comfortable…. Um. I digress. Basically, I thought my security deposits were CRAY. but Kelly Osbourne is in the midst of suing her former landlord (who is now suing her back) and you won’t believe how much money she put down to move into her West Hollywood apartment. Click inside for more!
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But Where Would I Put It...?
The other day we got to see how Mariah Carey rolls when she takes Dem Babies to the park, and it was everything we might have dreamed. Today, I have terrible news. Mimi‘s rooftop hot tub is… gonna make you really angry… especially if you’re looking at these pictures from a two bedroom apartment that is seriously lacking in swimming pool-age (outdoor, indoor, rooftop, or otherwise). LMAO! Oh gosh, the haterade is strong with me right now! Anyway, the kids are cute… it’s their Manhattan view that I’m hating on. Peep the gallery for more!
P.S. I’m watching this epic hot tub video to make myself feel better now. It’s helping. Spiced lamb shanks usually do.