Listen, I know cute kids when I see them (and give birth to them), and Jessica Simpson has really outdone herself. Her Instagram account recently became baby fever central—as she and all of her friends seem to be popping out babies all over the place. Simpson took to Instagram to share the cutest “Good Night” photo of herself with Ace and Maxwell, and I’m kind of in love. Click inside for more!
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So... much... gross
Trent just sent me the worst e-mail ever. It was a link to a report from The New York Post, in which multiple maids who used to live and work at Michael Jackson‘s Neverland Ranch are coming forward with… stuff. I mean, the truth is, once you’ve heard the sexual abuse allegations, there really isn’t anything worse than that. Still, these new statements paint an even creepier picture of the King of Pop—or maybe “sadder” is a better word. Click inside for more.
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The Jackson family is not pleased
In an effort to pay off some of Michael Jackson‘s remaining debt and hopefully recoup some of the money they invested in the property, the Colony Capital group has decided to put the Neverland Ranch on the market for sale. As you may recall, Neverland was built to look like Disneyland and was MJ‘s sanctuary (and the alleged site of many of his reported crimes). Considering the property isn’t being used for anything right now, it seems like a financially wise idea to sell the property once and for all … which is a decision the Jackson family is not very happy about. More »
She wants her HUGE security deposit back...
Moving sucks so much, and I sympathize with anyone who has ever packed all their ish up, moved into a new place, and then does it again a year later… which is what I’m about to do. Ugh. One thing that is never fun is pulling together funds for a security deposit, especially when you live in a neighborhood where people want hella money down, and they throw crazy numbers at you, but totally say the numbers like they are not crazy numbers, they are ust normal numbers with which all people should feel comfortable…. Um. I digress. Basically, I thought my security deposits were CRAY. but Kelly Osbourne is in the midst of suing her former landlord (who is now suing her back) and you won’t believe how much money she put down to move into her West Hollywood apartment. Click inside for more!
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But Where Would I Put It...?
The other day we got to see how Mariah Carey rolls when she takes Dem Babies to the park, and it was everything we might have dreamed. Today, I have terrible news. Mimi‘s rooftop hot tub is… gonna make you really angry… especially if you’re looking at these pictures from a two bedroom apartment that is seriously lacking in swimming pool-age (outdoor, indoor, rooftop, or otherwise). LMAO! Oh gosh, the haterade is strong with me right now! Anyway, the kids are cute… it’s their Manhattan view that I’m hating on. Peep the gallery for more!
P.S. I’m watching this epic hot tub video to make myself feel better now. It’s helping. Spiced lamb shanks usually do.
Cuddliest Gallery Ever
Full disclosure: I am not a pet person. A certain someone in this household has been trying to talk me into a dog situation recently (this someone is not, BTW, one of my children), but I’m holding out for a little while. Still, I have to say the idea is growing on me, and these pictures don’t help. Please enjoy this gallery of crazy-adorable celebrity pets. Madonna, Britney Spears, Miranda Kerr, The Rock, Taylor Swift, Lena Dunham—they’re all here making goo-goo eyes at their “babies.” Peep the gallery for more!
Posted under: Britney Spears, Cara Delevingne, Carrie Preston, Chrissy Teigen, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Gabrielle Union, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jessica Biel-Timberlake, Katy Perry, Lena Dunham, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Miranda Kerr, Taylor Swift
Lindsay Lohan has been spending some time in London, England lately and it would appear that she has fallen in love with the city. According to a new report, she is “desperately” trying to figure out a way to live there … but she apparently cannot afford to move there. Those of you who watched Lohan‘s docu-series Lindsay on OWN this spring saw how difficult it was for her to secure an apartment in NYC. If you consider how little she works these days, yeah, I can see how she might be “lacking the funds” to afford a move to London. More »
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Atlanta, he's your problem now
Do you hear that sound? Listen closely. Close your eyes and just listen … you can almost hear the sound of the citizens of Calabasas, CA celebrating over the news that Justin Bieber has packed up his shizz and is moving OUT of his neighborhood. As you may recall, we learned back in January that JB was thinking of getting out of Calabasas in the wake of all the trouble he’s caused in his hood. In February, we learned that he was thinking of moving permanently to Atlanta, GA so that he could be closer to the rap scene. Today we see that moving trucks are being filled with Bieber‘s possessions for the long cross-country move into his new home on the other side of the country. There you you go, I bet you can hear the rejoicing from Bieber‘s soon-to-be former neighbors now. More »
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Bizzle in the ATL?
Earlier this month we learned first, that Justin Bieber has changed his name to Bizzle and second, that he has been hanging out with the elite rappers of Atlanta, GA both in and out of the recording studio. It would appear that Bizzle is making a play to transition from popstar to rapper so it makes sense that we learn today that he is interested in purchasing a $10 million dollar mansion in the ATL. You may recall that we learned last month that JB has been contemplating a move out of his Calabasas, CA home due to all the friction he has generated with his neighbors there. If Bizzle does decide to move, it looks like this home in Atlanta is top on his list of possible new abodes. More »
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I'm guessing his neighbors would LOVE to help him move
After all of the drama that Justin Bieber endured/caused while living in his gated neighborhood in Calabasas, CA (including ALLEGEDLY spitting in a neighbor’s face, reckless driving in the neighborhood, disturbing the peace, egging neighbor’s homes, having police raid his home, etc.), it’s no big surprise that his wealthy neighbors are tired of dealing with the bullshizz. That’s why they should be extremely happy to learn that JB is planning to sell his mansion and move out of his neighborhood in Calabasas. According to a new report, The Biebs is ready to pack up his toys and move to another home … to annoy the neighbors there ;) More »
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