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In Touch Weekly magazine is reporting in this week’s new issue that Lindsay Lohan is telling friends that she is ready to be a mother. Now, before you choke to death on all that laughing you’re prolly doing right now, let’s just entertain the notion that this report might be true (in some strange parallel universe) and just read on for the entertainment value, shall we?

Despite her recent legal issues — and recent reports that while driving she allegedly clipped a stroller with a toddler in it — Lindsay Lohan wants to be a mom! The star has confided to a pal that she’s determined to stay sober and thinks the best way for her to achieve that goal is to get pregnant. According to the pal, Lindsay, 24, hates being alone and thinks a baby would make the perfect companion. She’s seen what motherhood has done for former party girl Nicole Richie and thinks it can do the same for her. “She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day,” the pal says. “She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.”

While it’s true that Lindsay has — for the most part — been behaving herself ever since she was released from jail/rehab, I think it’s a bit INSANE to even entertain for a second the idea of Lindsay Lohan becoming a mother. After all, let’s not forget the way she was raised by her own mother Dina Lohan:

I mean … is the world really ready for more trainwreckness? Yes, this In Touch story is funny … for a second … but let’s just try and forget that it even exists. I mean, can you imagine if this ridiculous story gave Lindsay any bright ideas? OY! Stop the madness!!!

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Here is a supercute childhood photo of one of today’s hottest Hollywood actors … but I bet you’ll have a very difficult time guessing correctly who this Harry Potter-looking little boy grew up to be:

While I added the pink lightening bolt scar on his forehead, the Potter-like spectacles are all his. Can you guess who this little boy is? I’ll tell you right now, it’s not Daniel Radcliffe or any other actor even remotely associated with the Harry Potter films. Find out who it is, after the jump …

Pink reader Stephanie sends in a cute pic of Twilight star Taylor Lautner when he was but a wee lad in the 4th grade (which really wasn’t that long ago). This page from Taylor‘s elementary school yearbook made its way to Facebook and, eventually, made its way to us … behold:

Aww … it looks like Taylor has finally grown into his ears. That smile is unmistakable. This pic looks like it was taken around the same time that Taylor first found fame as Sharkboy in his debut film The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3D. My, my …

[thanks Stephanie]