"I'm trying to figure out what the classy way to answer this question"
It has recently come to America’s attention that Justin Theroux has a huge package in his pants. The revelation was made during an episode of Justin‘s new HBO series The Leftovers when he was filmed running in a pair of sweat pants that did nothing to contain and restrain his penis. In the ep, you could see it flopping all over the place thru his sweat pants … a sight that made quite an impression on the television viewing audience. Last night, on Conan, Theroux was asked about his … er … floppiness and he responded in a “classy way” about it. Click below to hear what Justin had to say … and see the floppy scene in question for context. More »
But, Blue Ivy dancing to Mama Bey's music is something you need to see, too
A lot of things happened during the live broadcast of the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards and, unfortunately, not a lot of it is really all that newsworthy or exciting. But MTV wisely decided to save the best for last and had Beyoncé close the show with a stunning 17+ minute performance of a string of hit songs before she was presented with the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award — by her husband Jay Z and baby girl Blue Ivy! OMG. Bey‘s performance was EV.ERY.THIN.G IN. THE. WORLD. Just, g-damn, g-damn. Click the embed above to watch Beyoncé‘s epic VMAs performance and then click below to watch an animated gif of Blue Ivy dancing to Beyoncé‘s ****Flawless. OMG. I am slayed by that baby girl. Ugh. WATCH BELOW! More »
An alleged eyewitness report
Imagine you’re having sex with Ryan Gosling — a scenario I’m *certain* many of you have imagined in the past — and once he was finished giving you all of his lovin’, he collapsed onto your heaving bosom and started to cry … tears of happiness, tears of exhaustion (hopefully), tears of sweet, sweet tenderness. Well, according to some lucky chick who claims that she once had sex with Ryan Gosling, that’s how homie likes to get down in bed. To be honest, this doesn’t sound completely out of the realm of possibility … Ryan strikes me as a tender lover. Read on to learn more about this reported rendez-vous between the sheets with Gosling and find out what makes him cry, exactly. More »
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The TV Guide
Last night I met up with my friends Tamar and Caleb for an Oyster Happy Hour at Mess Hall in Los Feliz because we had been talking about checking it out and our happy hour turned into happy HOURS. Tam and I ate about a million oysters, which we augmented with a bunch of other deliciously snacky things. As we tend to do, the three of us got into a really engaging conversation that covered an array of topics and when we were finished, we realized that we had been in the restaurant for 5 hours! Like, I’m not even exaggerating. The time flew by, we had fun … hours and hours of fun :) More »
"So here we are, leaving Peru. Joint lit. Happy days!"
One Direction members Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson are in a bit of a controversial spotlight today in the wake of the leaked release of a video that clearly shows the lads puffing on a lit joint while they traveled in Peru. It appears that the video was shot by Louis and you can clearly see Zayn smoking the joint but it’s unclear how the video got leaked online. By his own admission in the video, Zayn declares that the video is “controversial” but, to be clear, there is no confirmation of what the guys are smoking in that joint. The Bob Marley shirt that Zayn is wearing might give us a clue but, again, we don’t know for sure what the guys are smoking … even tho we totally know what the guys are smoking. More »
No Misfits, No Synergy, No Jemstar Earrings?!
Ugh. Remember last week how we heard that the upcoming live-action movie based on the Jem and the Holograms cartoon is rumored to NOT feature the rival band The Misfits? Well, today we hear more troubling rumors about the movie that makes it sound like this Jem movie is going to really disappoint fans of the original show. Apparently, the movie will not feature Synergy or the Jemstar Earrings, which means that the whole hologram thing about the original story won’t even exist in this new movie. Oh and by the way, the movie has already finished filming. The movie wrapped last week … after only a month of shooting. It sounds to me like the plan was to rush production of a Jem movie in an attempt to make a quick buck … which only totally sucks entirely. More »
Back in March, Lady Gaga garnered a lot of attention when she invited performance artist Mille Brown to “puke” green paint on her during her performance at the South by Southwest Music Festival in Austin, TX. It would appear that pop star Katy Perry is among the folks who paid MOST attention to Gaga and Millie‘s performance because she decided to incorporate the puking of green paint into her just-launched Prismatic World Tour show. HMMM. Have a look below at the dueling puking pop stars and see if it all looks familiar to you. More »
Jack Is Back AT LAST
One of my all-time favorite TV shows returned after 4 years off the air last night with the 2-hour season premiere episode of a new 12-episode limited season of the show titled 24: Live Another Day. As you may have noticed over the past few months, I have been anxiously waiting the return of 24 and last night, the new season finally debuted. For the most part, things picked up right where they left off 4 years ago. The split-screen action that we know and love felt comfortable and stars Kiefer Sutherland and Mary Lynn Rajskub stepped right back into the characters of Jack Bauer and Chloe O’Brian as if no time had passed at all. This new season brings us a new day of action, told over the course of 12 episodes so let’s recap what went down in last night’s 2-hour season premiere episode. More »
Channeling his inner Britney Spears
Neil Patrick Harris is featured in the new issue of Vanity Fair magazine wearing a pair of snakes in a photograph shot by Annie Leibovitz. CLEARLY, NPH wanted to use the opportunity to channel his inner Britney Spears for this new VF photo and, to be honest, the photo is kinda hot. That said, Britney Spears is still the QUEEN of wearing snakes ever since she wore that yellow python during her I’m A Slave 4 U performance at the MTV Video Music Awards all those years ago. Click below to see Neil‘s new snake photo and you determine how it compares to our dear Britney‘s original look. More »