Name: Sloppy Joe Manana
at 1:22PM on Dec 11
Isn’t Dubai SUPER strict about drugs and alcohol? I’ve never been, but from what I’ve heard from friends this mess won’t last a minute… All she has to do is stumble drunk down the sidewalk or get behind the wheel a wee bit buzzed (which, let’s be real, are her two main hobbies) and she’ll be thrown in jail. That is, if they don’t just stop her at the border with her suitcase of Adderall and cocaine.