It’s been a while since we’ve had a proper That-Ish-Cray post here on the blog but this story should fill that quota for at least the next few months. TMZ is reporting that a rapper who is associated with the Wu-Tang Clan attempted suicide earlier today by cutting off his penis and then jumping out of a second story window. Thankfully, the man — Andre Johnson — was not successful in his suicide attempt. He is currently recovering from his self-inflicted injuries in the hospital tho, it is unclear if he will be able to have his penis reattached. Wow.
A rapper affiliated with Wu-Tang Clan was rushed to the hospital early Wednesday after he cut off his penis and then jumped off a second story balcony in what police believe is a suicide attempt … law enforcement sources tell TMZ. Our sources say … they were called to an apartment building in North Hollywood at around 1:00 AM and found Andre Johnson on the sidewalk critically injured. Johnson was rushed by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. It’s unclear if doctor’s are attempting to reattach Johnson’s penis. Johnson is a rapper who was in a group founded by members of Wu-Tang Clan.
UPDATE: The rapper who cut his penis off and jumped off his balcony is Christ Bearer, a member of the rap group Northstar. Members of the group who also live in the apartment building tell TMZ … they were there early this morning when Christ Bearer suddenly — without warning — cut his penis off and jumped off the balcony. They say they were not on “any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing.” They add it all happened in a matter of seconds. But by the time they raced downstairs, Christ Bearer was already up and running around screaming incoherently.
I don’t even know what to say about this. Clearly, this guy is in serious need of mental help … hopefully he can get the medical care that he requires. I’m also hopeful doctors can reattach the poor guy’s penis cuz I’m CERTAIN he’s going to live to regret his actions today. Again, wow.