Remember that photo that surfaced a couple of days ago that features popstar Justin Bieber suckling the oversized, silicone-infused breast of a stripper? Well, there’s a possibility that we ain’t seen nothin’ yet. A new report is going around that suggests that an actual Justin Bieber sex tape may come out shortly … which fills me with such dread that I cannot even comprehend what the release of such a video would do to mankind. At this point, this alleged sex tape exists only in rumor … but considering the graphic nature of that nipple sucking photo, is it really so hard to believe that an explicit sex video also exists of Justin Bieber?
As if Justin Bieber didn’t have enough trouble on his hands between his legal problems and the petition going around to have him deported … Now, the Biebs has a sex tape? That’s right. According to Radar Online, a 12-minute sex tape is being shopped around and shows Bieber getting it on with multiple strippers. Radar reports that in the beginning of the tape, Bieber is shown with two topless girls. Then, the source writes:
The rest of the 12-minute “crystal clear” video sees Bieber in compromising positions and romping “with two strippers during which he spanks their bum and pulls off their panties with his teeth.
The eyes of my imagination have been seared at the mere suggestion of what my actual eyes may see if this alleged video exists and is released. OMG. I can’t even. Had that nipple sucking photo not come out, I would not believe in the existence of a sex tape. But, yeah, I am pretty confident that more explicit footage (either photo or video) does exist and I have a feeling we’ll see something. If not a full blown sex tape, something else is bound to come out. I shudder at the thought. SHUDDER!
Gird your loins, world, we may not be properly prepared for what we may see from The Biebs very shortly. Yikes!