‘I Need The Number Of Her Bikini Waxer,’ And Other Awesomeness In PITNB Reader Comments This Week


Can we please talk about the fact that it’s December 1st??!!?? When/how did that happen? This is that insane part of the year where we get to look back and wonder at where all the friggen time went. And to be honest, these last couple of weeks have been kind of a blur to me. Between some light-to-heavy sleep deprivation and the cutest baby ever constantly trying to distract me with his… super-duper cuteness, I can’t even believe I’m functioning. Oh, and I also checked out mentally after that Bound 2 video happened. But if this week taught us nothing else, we learned that for every Bound 2 video, there is a Bound 3. And that, my friends, is the most important lesson of all. LMAO… wait. What? Click inside for a wee bit of PITNBr awesomeness!

PITNBr EAW, 1.) You are always winning this comment game and 2.) So do I. So do I:

I need the number of her bikini waxer

(“her” being Miley Cyrus at the AMAs)

PITNBr Emily Lange is feelin’ that new Eminem video:

I feel like im in middle school again, pissed off at the world! classic eminem!

PITNBr Franki was as grateful as the rest of us for Seth Rogen and James Franco’s Bound 2 parody video:

This might be the medication I need for the post traumatic stress disorder that video has caused (I can’t even look at motorcycles anymore…). I’m going to take 2 doses daily.

PITNBr Daniel is none too impressed with Justin Bieber’s new fragrance, inexplicably called ‘The Key’:

Lord Sheezus in the sky, please let someone lose that key and never unlock whatever hell is behind the door.

PITNBr woodroad34 made some interesting points on a post about the new Prince single, which may or may not be homophobic, depending on your interpretation. I appreciated this perspective, along with the others brought up by our readers:

From 2008 after turning Jehovah’s Witness:
When asked about his perspective on social issues—gay marriage, abortion—Prince tapped his Bible and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”

Pretty anti-gay to me. The first thing I thought of when he said “bearded lady” was “Drag King” from a “dirty world” as a slur. Sure, sure, jilted lover…I understand, but those are pretty strong lyrics for an effeminate little 50+ man, who’s whole persona is glam and sexual innuendo. He sounds like a bitter old queen. And, yes, I do have his music–he was an innovator mixing jazz, rock, and soul. But after 2008, he’s not my cup of tea.

PITNBr Keely, like many of us, has been watching and loving Sleepy Hollow. But Keely took time out of her day to also let us know that she has, like, an awesome Dad with whom she has this awesome relationship. Whatever Keely:

Loooooveeeeeeee this show. Been watching that and Agents of Shield with my father. Love the characters, love the humor, and overall… yus! This show.

LMAO… Keely you know I’m messing with you ;)

Y’all. I’m still stuffed from Thanksgiving/that apple pie à la mode I just had for no reason so I’m not even gonna front like I can make it through The Good Wife. It’s on the DVR; it’s not going anywhere. I’m done for the night/for another hour or so when little Josev wakes up and reminds me that he’s running ish over here. Either way, I’m out! Nobody call me!

  • ClaireMichelle

    Oh my god, dying at Daniel’s comment hahah.

    And also, I’m also watching Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D. and Sleepy Hollow with my dad, Keely!! Haha, so awesome. We clearly have the coolest dads.

    • Shannon

      ClaireMichelle, yes. You and Keely win at Dads, LOL.

  • Steph

    OMg, Shannon, your baby is adorable! Those eyes!!

    • Steph

      Opps, g was supposed to be capped too. Wasn’t making some strange political statement there :)

    • Shannon

      Steph, thanks love! Be careful– you can get lost in those eyes. VERY time consuming, LOL :)

  • EAW

    LOL Franki! Laughter truly is the best medicine!

    Thanks Shannon as always for the love and keeping me laughing every day! XO

    • Franki

      AH Shannon! Thank you for the Lurve!

  • Daniel

    Awww, I made your recap! My day has been made :)