Let The First-Ever PITNB Virtual Baby Shower Begin!!!


Okay, y’all. I am 32 weeks AKA 8 months prego and it is officially time to start showering me with diapers, lol! No, but seriously. In my dreams, someone starts making it rain on me, except instead of dollar bills they make it rain diapers, and that is pretty much it. I promised y’all at the beginning of the month that I would share my registry info soon, and I have finally, finally done the damn thing at Target and Babies R Us! Woot! Woot! LMAO… you’re gonna crack up when you see all those diapers and wipes. Click inside for more!

So yes, I’m still pregnant. And no, I couldn’t fit my whole bump in this picture (unless I angled the phone, in which case my bump looked so GINORMOUS, it was frightening):


But seriously. How EFFING Cute Is This:


Calm down, y’all. The blue Finding Nemo robe is GENDER NEUTRAL, lol!

Okay, so like I said, I’m registered HERE and HERE, with the bulk of my stuff being at Target. If those links don’t work for some reason, you can always go straight to either site’s Baby Registry section and type in my name.

Now look, I haven’t made a Baby Registry since friggen 2008 so yeah… maybe I went a little overboard. It was fun, what can I say? But I tried to put in lots of different options for different budgets. Look y’all. I need every and anything for this little baby that I cannot wait to see and smother with kisses and (possibly) Burt’s Bees baby wash. So there’s lots of little things like baby wash cloths, and lotions, and teeny tiny onesies… and yes. Diapers and wipes. Hella diapers and wipes. And then there are a few bigger (AKA more $$$) items, like the changing table and infant seat. There is honestly no particular thing I need more desperately than any other– I will be insanely happy to receive anything from the registries. Okay, but the Dr. Seuss towels and wash cloths will probably make me squeal like a dork:


This Blooming Baby Bath would also inspire some serious squeals. #I’mJusSayin:

There are also a few breastfeeding-related items up in there. As I’ve said before, my absolute favorite thing about pregnancy is pregnancy boobs. Period. And I’m not about to let these babies go anytime soon, lmao. I plan to nurse for at least the first year, and I found myself wondering if it was weird to register for this kind of stuff:


‘Cause now you basically have the image of me um… caring for the uh sensitive parts of my boobs… LMAO. Yeah, well. Too bad. Lansinoh Lanolin saved my life back in 2010 so I’m tryna stock up on this stuff :)

And as soon as I start getting SHOWERED with your lurve/gifts I’ll start sharing pictures and Thank Yous on the blog so we can get this Virtual Baby Shower on and poppin’! In the next couple of days I’m also going to be posting those PITNBr baby photos, so remember to e-mail me a shot of the newest addition to your family!


  • Sabrina

    Ugh why is this post making me want another baby! That is not a good idea when my wedding is in 6 months!

    *sigh I think I have baby fever!*

    • Shannon

      Sabrina, you still have a whole EIGHT weeks left to be my pregnancy buddy… LMAO ;)

  • Vicky

    Aww such cute stuff!

    • Shannon

      Vicky, you have NO idea. Like I said, I went a little overboard but it was so much fun <3

  • Krissy

    Love the little robe and slippers! Ah!

  • Alecia

    I don’t know what this makes me want more: a baby or an adult version of the Nemo robe- cuz I’d wear that thang.

    • Shannon

      Alecia, LOL! I KNOW right?! That robe is winning al over.

  • Iris B

    I could have sworn you said “baby girl” in your “I need everything and anything for this baby…”

    I think I’m going to make that my hunch!

    • Shannon

      Iris B, I’m gonna tell you what I keep telling my friends and family members: DO NOT get your hopes up, lol! Trust me, I’ve been there and done that. My sister has had FIVE boys! We are boy-makers and there’s not a lot I can do about it! The good news is, we’ll find out soon :)

    • @Shannon — It’ll be a girl, It’ll be named Trenta. That is all.

    • Iris B

      Shannon, what about your partner’s family? Sausage fest over there, too?

    • Shannon

      Trent, LMAOOOooooo! Whatever the sex, I promise to secretly call him or her Trenta when no one is around, because that is hilarious.

    • Shannon

      Iris B, it’s not as bad as mine, but there’s definitely not a ton of pink to go around on his side either. Don’t worry… you know I can make a realll pretty boy, lol :)

    • Iris B

      Omg, you do. They need to model and help you make money. They’re so perfect.

  • Caitlin

    Am now going crazy looking at baby things. It’s even worse on the internet than in stores! I think my uterus is glowing, so glad my boyfriend isn’t over tonight…

    • Caitlin

      I’m also incredibly upset Target doesn’t ship to Aus so I can’t order myself the Dr Seuss towels! To sit in my cupboard with the Dr Suess blanket I already have….for my imaginary future babies….

    • Shannon

      Caitlin, I love that you have stuff in a cupboard for imaginary future babies, lol! I’d suggest throwing a pack of diapers in there as well. There can neeeever be too many diapers :)

  • Samantha

    you already know. lol

  • Tania

    I want the baby blooming bath from myself. lol. Shannon, where did you buy your maternity clothes? They are so cute! I’m still in my 1st trimester, so I’ll be needing cute and cheap maternity clothes soon. Congrats on the baby! :)

    • Tania

      Oh, and I love my pregnancy boobs!

    • Shannon

      Tania, pregnancy buddy!!! First, of congratulations! And OMG, I am so thrilled to be able to afford SOME maternity clothes for the first time in my life, LOL. Listen to me carefully Tania. Two words: ASOS Maternity. That is all. Here’s the link, and let me know what you think:


    • Tania

      Thanks Shannon! These clothes are glam and some of them are affordable! I’ll be ordering some of my maternity clothes from ASOS. I was cruising the Old Navy maternity section yesterday, and they have some cute tops and comfy skinny maternity jeans that I love. Just a heads up if you ever want to get pregnant again. lol.

    • Shannon

      Tania, you’re welcome! On ASOS I always use that little tool on the side where you can put in a price range. You’d be surprised how many cute things come up in the $0-30 range. Happy shopping, love!

    • Natalie

      ASOS (and free international shipping) is the devil!