Oh man. It’s time for the mean girl in me to come out for a second. I cannot staaaaaaand Miguel‘s girlfriend Nazanin Mandi. UGH. First of all, she’s Miguel‘s girlfriend, so she can go somewhere. Second of all, her Instagram page is nothing but pure torture, so she can go somewhere. Listen, I really, really want to celebrate her hotness. We’ve celebrated The Rock‘s hotness, and Elisabeth Moss‘s hotness, and it was all good! But if someone’s hotness is painful for me to look at, how can I truly celebrate it?! LMAO… this is, like, a real conundrum for me. Y’all know I love a pretty face with a pretty wardrobe– my Miranda, my Rose Byrne, my Selena Gomez. But Nazanin is just over-the-top, unnecessarily, ridonkulously gorgeous. Hers is the first face that pops into my head when I hear the word ‘HOT,’ and it’s the last face I want to see when I’m thinking about working out, and then I change my mind and hop on Instagram. Whatever. It’s fine. Peep the gallery for more! And click inside to help me work through my love/hateration for This Week’s Hot-Person-Who-I-Didn’t-Know-I-Was-Into-Until-Recently!
Okay, the only way I can stop hating on her is to learn about her. Apparently, Nazanin is much more than a pretty face/body/wardrobe. She’s been singing and dancing since she was 3 years old, and even performed gave her first vocal performance at Carnegie Hall (Mozart Requiem) at age 15. That is awesome.
But wait, here’s my favorite fun fact about Nazanin! She was totally the main chic in Bobby Valentino’s Anonymous video! Agh! Why you gotta be anonymous?!?!
Whew! Okay, that flashback to 2009 helped a little bit. The truth about Nazanin is that she seems really sweet, and I like that she’s been with Miguel since forever. How cute were they back in the day? This was their first date in 2005:
Look, I know she’s difficult to look at, I know her beauty is lit’rally blinding… and unfair. But she’s here to teach us about hair and make-up and abs (she even put me on to this Trader Joe‘s body cleanse that I’m so about to jump on), so it’s fine. She can stay. And be hot. And I’ll try to find ways to benefit from it, lol. No, but seriously. Shouts-out to Nazanin! She’s clearly doing the damn thing and I can’t stay mad at that.