PITNBrs. Some of y’all know that I really, really try to hold back on expressing the way that I truly feel about Beyoncé Knowles-Carter. Sometimes it comes out in little spurts, and it becomes clear that I’m sorta, kinda, totally a hater, but for the most part I think I do a really good job of keeping it professional when I’m writing about this very talented woman. However. I don’t know if I can do that today, with these new photos. Remember when Bey and Jay-Z celebrated their five-year anniversary and I gave them a little tribute via Throwback Thursday? I opened up about the pain of watching someone you love (Jigga) fall for another woman (her). Today, I relive some of that pain via new photos from Beyoncé‘s Tumblr. Click inside for more… unless you’re anything like me, and still harbor some more-than-friend-feelings for Jay-Z, in which case do not click inside for more. Ever.
Beyoncé Flaunts Her Amazing Life/Husband While In Berlin:
Oh, so that’s what it looks like to sip wine on Jay-Z‘s lap while hanging out in a Berlin restaurant that has obviously been cleared out for the two of you. Okay. Cool. And that’s, like, the face your husband makes when you’re sitting on his lap drinking wine because he thinks you’re sooo cute and sooo cool, right? Okay. Thanks Bey.
P.S. Some folks are saying that first pic is supposed to debunk the myth that Bey is pregs, but we all know you can sip on a little vino when you’re pregnant. If that was a shot of tequila, I’d be more convinced.
And this is y’all just having a total blast in Berlin, right? Great. Sooo happy for you.
Drake? Wherever you are I just want you to know that you’re wrong. In this moment, right here, right now. Not all girls love Beyoncé.