The Bikini Worn By Farrah Abraham In Her Porno Is Now For Sale On Ebay

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Sigh. The Farrah Abraham porno (and now possible pregnancy) story… I just can’t let it go, can I? The video is officially out there on the world wide interweb. Now I haven’t seen the whole thing (but shouts-out to PITNBr fab4runner who totally did, lol!) but I saw enough to know that I will not be making a bid on eBay for the USED, teeny, tiny bikini she rocked for her cover. Hilariously enough though, some people are bidding on this thing! Click inside to learn more.

TMZ has the story:

Rocky’s boxing gloves … Dorothy’s ruby slippers … Indiana Jones’ bullwhip … the bikini Farrah Abraham wore on the cover of her sex tape — one of these pieces of cinema history CAN BE YOURS!!! — take a guess which.

Vivid Entertainment — the porn studio behind the release of “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom” — listed Farrah’s pink crystal-encrusted two-piece on eBay at midnight … and bids started at $500.

It’s pretty hilarious … the listing advertises the Poolside Collection bikini as “used” — we’re told that means exactly what you think it means: the bikini wasn’t washed since Farrah wore it. Think Monica Lewinsky and The Gap.

In fact, we’re told the bikini shows overt signs of wear, including fake tan stains and glitter from Farrah’s body lotion.

OMG, this can’t be real. Right? I dare not go to eBay and find out. I daren’t.

Now PITNBrs Jessica and Megan have requested that Farrah be DUNZOd from the blog and I can honestly say that I’m considering that. I think I’m officially over the madness (and now that I think about it… those photos of her getting the pregnancy test were probably, totally staged).

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  1. Umm. I wouldn’t even pay $500 for a brand new, clean swimsuit.

    One bit of hilarious and conversation starting Farrah news is that Chrissy Teigen was attacked on Twitter for calling Farrah a whore which apparently a lot of people took as her slut shaming. Pretty interesting arguments, while also being hilarious.

    • ClaireMichelle, whoa! I did not know about the Chrissy Teigen thing. I’m reading a Jezebel article now titled ‘Chrissy Teigen, You Are Ignorant and Know Nothing About ‘Sluts.’ Actually, this is why I have a love/hate relationship with Jezebel. I just cannot get behind certain movements, like a movement that seeks to defend Farrah Abraham under the name of feminism and attack Chrissy for saying ‘she’s a whore and that’s wack.’ LMAO. I mean, it’s not nice to call someone a whore, but is it anti-feminist? Not to me, it isn’t.

      The slut shaming thing is also complicated for me. I like the idea of complicating the term ‘slut’ and embracing it where you (as an individual) see fit, but to decide that we ALL have to embrace it at ALL times and not scold people who we think are wrong is something else. OMG, I wish I could explain how much I love/loathe Jezebel, lmao!

    • ClaireMichelle, LOL… omg I’m still reading the article and getting so pissed. They are referring to Farrah’s porno as her ‘sexual behavior.’ See, if Chrissy was talking about Farrah’s personal, sexual life that would be one thing. But it’s a porno! Doesn’t that change things? Don’t we get to talk about, lmao?! OMG.

    • I so agree with you. I don’t see how pointing out that what Farrah did was “slutty” when it was? I feel like people would be reacting the same way if it was a male reality star that sold his own porno, so I don’t get how this is a feminist issue? This article expresses most of my feels on the issue http://freebeacon.com/blog/chrissy-teigen-and-the-usefulness-of-shame/ I mean, people are now claiming Chrissy hates women and sex. Like, what???? Because she called out Farrah? Does the world really need more reality stars releasing sex tapes to make money and extend their 15 mins of fame? Please, no!!!!!

  2. Gillian

    There is not enough Febreeze or bleach in the whole entire world, to make that thing clean enough to go near… Ever.

  3. PLEASE make this a whatever her name is free site…PLEASE!!!

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