Y’all know how I feel about Teen Mom; MTV‘s so-called reality show gets me into such a rage I really try not to write about it. But I have addressed a few stories about some of the girls from the show, because some are just too juicy to resist. Like this one! Do y’all remember Farrah Abraham? Of course you do. Her cry-face became one of the greatest memes ever. Well she’s been getting into a bit of trouble of lately– got herself a DUI which wasn’t really news to me because, well, she’s a Teen Mom star! But now there’s talk of a Farrah Abraham sex tape that’s being shopped around to a bunch of porn companies. Pssshhh. I knew that boob job she got wasn’t for ‘modeling.’ LMAO. Click inside for more!
TMZ has the story:
“Teen Mom” Farrah Abrahams got down and dirty while cameras rolled and now a sex tape is being shopped to various porn companies featuring the MTV star … TMZ has learned.
According to sources who have seen the tape, Farrah and a male partner (possibly her ex-boyfriend) go at it for about 30 minutes … full-on sex … in various positions. We’re told it was recently shot.
Our sources say the person selling the tape has already shown it to some of the biggest XXX companies and is looking to make a deal.
It’s another notch in Farrah’s belt … she was recently snapped boozing it up in nothing but lingerie. And last month she was arrested on suspicion of DUI, when cops say she blew nearly twice the legal limit.
Farrah blamed that on being sick. Wonder what her excuse for this will be?
Now about these pictures TMZ snapped of Farrah “boozing it up in lingerie”:
In Farrah‘s defense, I read that it was a lingerie party, so she was just following protocol. And here’s my thing about the Farrah Abraham sex tape– who cares (unless, of course, she starts crying in it)/where is that Kanye West sex tape we heard about a while back??? What?
I don’t even know what’s happening on the Teen Mom shows, or if Farrah is gearing up for another season but it’d be interesting to see if and how this affects her… um career with MTV.
[UPDATE]: Farrah has spoken. She kinda denied the sex tape, then kinda confirmed it, then lit’rally made no sense at all:
[UPDATE]: Everybody, calm down! Calm down. TMZ is now reporting that it’s not a sex tape at all. It’s a porno she shot with James Deen. So it’s fine. Her dignity has been restored. Glad we cleared that up.