Jon Hamm Does Not Appreciate All The Attention His Penis Gets


So … apparently Mad Men actor Jon Hamm is really tired of people noticing and publicly commenting on his penis and he wants every Rolling Stone magazine reader to know it. Hamm is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine and in his interview, he opens up about his irritation with the way that people talk about his “privates”. Some of you may be well aware that Jon Hamm does not like to wear underwear … and as a result, his seemingly prominent penis is visible thru his pants. Hamm’s prominent penis has even inspired fan sites like the Tumblr named Jon Hamm’s Wang. Well, you guys, Jon Hamm is sick and tired of the attention … and he wants YOU to know it.

Jon Hamm has a problem most men would love to have: people all over the world are convinced he has an enormous penis. Headlines like “Jon Hamm’s Penis Is Too Big for Clothes” are popping up and he’s quite sick of the whole thing. “Most of it’s tongue-in-cheek,” he tells contributing editor Josh Eells in his first solo Rolling Stone cover story. “But it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have – a prurience.” The story began when certain websites began noticing what appeared to be a rather large bulge in many photos of Hamm. The New York Daily News spoke to an “AMC insider” who said it was creating problems on the set. “The season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” the source said. “John’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.” A Tumblr called “Jon Hamm’s Wang” has been posting photos for over two years, but Hamm doesn’t seen the humor. “They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason,” he says. “I’m wearing pants, for fuck’s sake. Lay off. I mean, it’s not like I’m a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal … But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

LOL! I know I shouldn’t laugh but L-O-EFFING-L! Not only am I hugely entertained by a male celebrity’s anger at being objectified (especially since women — celebrity or not — have been objectified since the beginning of time) but I can’t help but find his acrimony so ridiculously silly that I cannot take him seriously. I mean, really. Being the intrepid blogger that I am, I have long since taken notice of Jon’s Hamm and have blogged about it in the past:

I have to say, this isn’t the first time that Jon Hamm has struck me as a humorless stick in the mud. I guess everyone is entitled to feel the way they want to feel about anything … and if it truly bothers him that folks are talking about his wang then, I suppose, I feel bad that he has to be tortured so badly. But I, personally, cannot take any of this foolishness seriously … at all. LOL.

[Photo credit: Splash News; Source]

  • mandylala

    GOOD LORD!! Sorry, Jon, but there is nothing private about that thing!

  • Emily

    1) “Don Draper Exposed” – most apt title ever
    2) omg, get a sense of humour. You have a big penis and people like it. OMG! Poor you! Get a sense of humor or a pair of underwear. Both would solve this problem.

    I think Justin Bieber and Jon Hamm should both get a little perspective. “Worst bday ever!” “People want me to wear a shirt!” “People want me to wear underwear!” Sheesh, the toils celebrities have to go through, I don’t know how they handle it.

  • NoVARachel

    Um – they are called privates, but HE does nothing to keep his privates private! He can’t really make that point when he is putting everything on display like that. He can say it bothers him that so much attention is paid to his nether regions, but don’t point out that they’re called privates when you don’t keep it private. If you want to avoid this “problem,” wear some undies, Jon, and get a sense of humor while you’re at it.

  • Krissy

    I agree, Trent. Part of what makes this so funny is that women have been objectified like this for YEARS. Try having t*ts, Jon! It is much harder to keep those things hidden! I would love to hear Christina Hendrick’s thoughts on this.

    They have so many options for men’s boxers/boxer briefs/briefs/flannel boxers, etc….he really has no excuse. This just makes him look grumpy. Lighten up, silly boy.

    • Karen

      So, so true. And, yeah, CHRISTINA HENDRICKS.

      Man needs some perspective.

  • Alecia

    All I could think of reading this was the line from Salt N Pepa’s shoot- “Dang, dang what’s up with that thang? I wanna know, how does it hang?”
    LMBO. I’m sorry it’s just silly and it’s not that serious and if he wants us to stop noticing wear some drawls buddy.
    Besides like Trent said, it’s only a small taste of what we as women go through.

    • Alecia

      *I meant to say Shoop, sorry long day.*

  • LiQue

    how can you avoid looking at it when you have THAT HUGE thing in front of you.

  • sarahliciousisdelicious

    Yeah, dude needs to chill the eff out! I’ve been “blessed” with a large rack, and I’ve received more than enough negative/positive attention. (However I don’t have a tumblr dedicated to them.) I don’t dress like a prude, but believe me! I would not be walking around in public without a bra on. People shouldn’t have to cover up, but if you don’t like the attention: wear some underwear!

  • Lauren xx

    Keeping your privates private starts at home, buddy. If he’s so bothered, he should be wearing underwear when he knows the paparazzi will be around.

  • Oscar in Miami Beach

    You want one out:
    1-Wear no underwear
    2-Wear it on the right sie of the pants so it rest on the roght testicle that is further out that the left.The left is lower and set a bit back to accomodate the penis.
    Try it,you’ll like it.

  • Kayla

    Jon Hamm, why you such a dick about your cock?

    • @Kayla — Hahaha :)

  • Smelj

    I’m sure lots of other people have said this before, and I’m DEFINITELY not saying its right, but this is just everyday stuff for women. People talking about their breasts-real or fake, drooping, nip slip etc…not a new thing for women.

  • daym76

    Meh…I am not the biggest Jon Hamm fan (more Colin Farrell and his “legacy”), and it’s like this…(hehehe)…mate, if you are going to be in the spotlight and travel raw dog, what do you think people are going to talk about?

  • Vicky

    I think up until this point John has had pretty good humour about it, but getting asked to wear underwear by the AMC producers must have really pissed him off.

    • @Vicky — This is what I don’t understand, producers tell actors what to wear all the time. All costume and clothing choices are NOT left up to the actors, it’s when they are working that they are told what to wear … oftentimes they are physically dressed by other people. An actor getting upset over something the AMC producers may or may not have said seems weird to me.

  • Carolyn

    He has no more control over the size of that body part then anyone else has. It is crude and rude to comment one way or the other.

  • Rebecca

    This strikes me as a genius publicity stunt. It’s like an actress wearing a push-up bra and then speaking out against attention to her chest. He gets to hang his sex appeal out there for all to see AND be the professional artiste who acts like he is above it all. Well done, Hamm.

  • dee

    He should just wear ginch in public and go free-ballin’ at home. Problem solved!

  • rayoflightCOADF

    “WAAAHHH my ding dong is too big and people keep talking about it! WAAAAHHH”

  • Jess

    Welcome to the world of objectification that women have had to deal with since the advent of the media. This is funny. I understand where he’s coming from, but no one should feel bad for him. Women’s tits and ass have been have been the subject of countless articles, blogs, photos, etc. Heidi Klum rescued her kid from drowning and all anyone could talk about was her nipple for Christ’s sake. Jon Hamm is definitely a shower and maybe a grower too lol