Y’all. I usually don’t get too personal here on PITNB but allow me to discuss… um… myself for a moment. A little while back I got an e-mail from PITNBr Emily, and as soon as I finished reading it (and laughing hysterically, and marveling at the fact that she works in my old hometown of Somerville, and clicking on the various links she’d sent me, many just for kicks), something very important occurred to me: I am famous AF. LMAO. No, really. Emily lit’rally made me feel like I was Miranda Kerr getting free clothes at a friggen Victoria’s Secret fashion show, because after she showered me with praises for my work on PITNB (as if I need more lurve, considering how awesome all of you are… but yeah, no, I still need more love… lol), she went on to offer me a new purse from her amazingly amazing site, Elemental Threads. Some of you may remember that Emily made a bag for Trent’s BFF Emma a while back, and now I have one too! Because I am now Miranda Kerr, and I have fabulous accessories for my fabulous life. Please click inside to envy me/find out how you can get your OWN super-fancy, awesome bag from e-Threads!
Okay sooo, this is the part where you’re just plain jealous. It’s fine, I know it hurts, I know! LMAO, I designed it myself and then had a photo shoot in the bathroom right before I went to see Amour. It’s fine:
My boys Jovelle (curly-haired cutie) and Jonovan (big brother cutie) also love the bag and clutch… although they have been forbidden to touch either, unless I need to use their cuteness for selfish, blog-related purposes:
And this is the part where you go make your own bag on e-Threads!
1.) Go HERE, fall in lurve with everything, and design your dream bag.
2.) Checkout with Google Checkout.
3.) Enter code PITNBR for 20% off
The coupon expires one month from today, so be sure to place your order by March 21! I cannot express how much I love my bag, but I hope it shows in the pictures. There’s NO way I would’ve had the balls to bust out my Throwback red Dior lipstick from, like, 7 years ago (back when I bought expensive make-up, because nobody told me I should have already started saving up for diapers) if I didn’t have my new purse; that ridiculously sexy red lining was just begging for me to do something cray, lol.
Speaking of Throwbacks, I’m swapping out our usual Throwback Thursday post for this one and I hope y’all don’t mind. Please feel free to go back and enjoy last week’s baby-making mix; at least 7 of those love songs speak EXACTLY to my feelings for my new bag… and for PITNBr Emily, lol!
A million, billion shouts-out to Emily and to Elemental Threads! Hope all you PITNBrs get to make a purse of your own. All Miranda Kerr jokes aside– it felt really, really, seriously good to sit down and do something for myself like this. By the time I was finished making my purse I totally got why every single celebrity we know and love (and every single real Housewife everywhere) ends up getting a fashion line– cause it’s crazy fun to design things and it makes you feel hella cool! I can’t wait to go back to e-Threads and start working on my next purse.
Did I say I love PITNBr Emily? Oh, okay. I love her.0